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Chris: Season Three of Total Drama, folks! The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea! Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a three-ring traveling teen freak show.
*A white and blue bus arrives*
Chris: They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars! So, let's meet our players! Courtney! Duncan! Heather! Gwen! Leshawna!
*The contestants that were called come off the bus in the same order they were called. Heather stops on purpose to get Gwen to bump into her.*
Gwen: Are there reserved seats? I mean, can I have one not behind Heather's pony hair ponytail?
Heather: Um, my extensions are human hair!
Duncan: You learn something new every day.
*Gwen chuckles at Duncan's joke and smiles at him. Duncan smiles back and Courtney gives a face of worry.*
Chris: Lindsay!
*Lindsay walks off the bus and blows a kiss to the camera*
Chris: Owen! DJ! And Harold!
*Owen struggles to stay away from the plane. DJ carries him off the bus and towards the plane.*
Owen: Sweet Strawberry Preserves! Noo!
DJ: He's afraid of flying, remember?
*Harold walks out*
Harold: Aerophobia. From the Latin. As opposed to Aeronausiphobia. The Fear of Air Sickness.
*Noah walks out after Harold*
Noah: Keep up the fascinating facts, and I'm going to be Aeronausiest all over you.
Chris: And returning favorites, Noah, Cody, and-
Geoff: Hey! Nice to see ya Chris!
*Geoff walked off the bus and smiles at Chris*
*Izzy runs towards the exit of the bus.*
Izzy: I know right! Let's Fly!
*Izzy jumps out of the bus and falls down onto the ground and laughs*
Chris: Yep! Izzy's Back! Also returning this season, Tyler! And the co-host of Total Drama Aftermath, Bridgette!
*Bridgette, Geoff, and Tyler trip over Izzy*
Geoff: Hey! Chris you forgot to introduce me!.
Chris: And the host of Total Drama Aftermath, Geoff. *sighs* And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh, we're adding two new competitors! He's a sugar addicted super fan with sixteen Total Drama blogs! Alejandro!
*Alejandro comes running out of the bus*
Alejandro: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I love you guys! This is the greatest day of my life! *starts hyperventilating* Anyone got a paper bag I can breathe into? Oh my gosh, Noah! I've always dreamt of this moment, only you weren't wearing a shirt.
Noah: Oh lord.
*Noah starts stepping away from Sierra, and Sierra steps after him, then Noah rolls his eyes..*
Chris: And she's an honor-roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species. Sierra!
*Sierra steps out of the bus and removes his sunglasses.*
Sierra: Perhaps I could assist.
*Sierra offers to help up Izzy and Bridgette.*
Izzy: Wowie!
Bridgette: I’m into boys!
Sierra: And men, please allow me.
*Alejandro helps Bridgette and Izzy up.*
Tyler: Woah..
Geoff: I-I have a girlfriend!
*Everyone looks toward the first bus and see a second bus arrive next to it.*
Courtney: Why is there another bus?
Chris: Well the producers thought that it may be unfair for some of the cast to take the back seat for two seasons in a row. So we decided to bring everyone back. Let me introduce them properly.
*The camera turns to the entrance of the second bus*
Chris: The tall and large BFFFLs, Katie and Sadie. Along with Trent, the Music Man.
*Katie and Sadie run out of the bus and hold each others hands in their own.*
Sadie: Oh My God Katie, we get to compete again!
Katie: Oh My God! This is gonna be soo fun! I hope I won't have to compete without you!
Sadie: And I hope I won't have to compete without you!
*They hug and Trent comes off the bus and gets in between them.*
Trent: Listen girls, you won't have to worry about competing without each other if you both work hard enough.
*They hug Trent immediately after his words.*
Eva: Why lie to them anyway. At some point one will have to be without the other.
Justin: Well, if they stay in good spirits, they stay focused on the game. I hope.
Beth: Well, I like seeing the two together. They look so happy!
Chris: And finally, Powerhouse Eva, Former Eye Candy Justin, and Wannabe Beth.
*Lindsay jumps up from the crowd at her best friends name being said. She runs over to beth.*
Lindsay: Beth!? OMG You're Here! I'm So Glad We Get To Compete With Each Other Again! Oh, I hope we get to be on the same team again!
Beth: Aww, I hope we do too!
*The plane arrives pretty loudly, and everyone turns to look at it.*
Duncan: What the-?
Courtney: Excuse me, but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane.
Chris: Relax, it's perfectly safe!
*A part of the jet falls, and a raccoon runs out of it.*
Chris: Now boarding!
Owen: No! I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations, call a cab, call my mom!
*Chris walks over to Owen with a frying pan in his hand.*
Owen: I'm not doing this, I'm out! This is unethical!
*Chris hits Owen on the head with the frying pan.*
Owen: Mommy.
Chris: Anyone else got a problem with it?
Cody: No.
Lindsay: Love it!
Bridgette: Dibs on the window seat!
Chris: Now Boarding on a voyage to a million big ones! We're saving you a first class seat to all the action! Right Here, one Total! Drama! *sings* World Tour!
Duncan: Seriously.
*Theme*
*Everyone walks into the plane*
Gwen: Singing? Really? I thought Chris was joking about that!
Courtney: Well I don't have a problem with it.
Leshawna: Yeah, cause you like singing.
Duncan: Well I don't! Girls sing, little birds sing, haha Duncans, do not sing!
Harold: Do you think I'll get to beatbox?
Duncan: I'll beat you, if you try.
Heather: Why are you doing this to us?!
Chris: Singing reality shows are huge! And the worse the singing, the higher the ratings. Which is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches, or rehearsals, or warning!
*Everyone complains.*
Chris: Anywho, this is the dining area. Where you'll enjoy in-flight meal
Leshawna: Is there a ladies room?
Chris: Just through there.
Leshawna: Good, cause I gotta make a deposit.
*Confessional Cam: Leshawna*
Leshawna: *walks in.* There's a camera in the potty? AGAIN!?! *groans* Can't a sister get a little privacy on this program?!
*End*
Chris: Loser Teams will enjoy our luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations.
Lindsay: Ok well, where are our beds?
Chris: Owen, care to demonstrate?
*We shift to Owen who is sleeping while sitting on the chairs. He's drooling and murmuring.*
Owen: Planes, no!
Heather: That does not look comfortable.
Chris: No comfort for losers. Safety harnesses and an emergency exit. No comfort here, here, or here.
Alejandro: *laughs* omg Chris, I am just lol. *laughs more*
*First Class Cabin*
Chris: This, is the first class cabin. The domain of each weeks winners.
Sierra Now this is the kind of accommodation gentlemen deserve.
Tyler: There are guy in first class too! Oh me! You meant me!
DJ: That lady’s is as smooth as Mama's gravy.
Lindsay: Tylers is supposed to like me!
DJ: HaHa! Nobody can compete with gravy.
Lindsay: Tyler! Tyler! Look! Look at me spin!
*Lindsay spins around until she runs into the chairs and messes up her hair. She runs away to the bathroom*
Tyler: Oh my gosh, poor… I forgot her name.. Oh right, Sierra..
Sierra: That’s my name.
Tyler: And what a nice name. Sierra, I can say it all day.
Sierra: Please do.
*Tyler laughs. We shift to Justin who is glaring at Sierra and Tyler.*
* Confessional Cam: Justin*
Justin: I can see right through that girl. You know, this extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking in the toilet, but not as nice as the dressing room.
Chef: Maybe for you. I’m trying to prep for a flight here!
Justin: Hello, Venting. SHHHH! Anyway, new girl is so transparent, so fake, so-
Chef: Deliciously seductive
Justin: That is exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say!
Chef: Pretty good looking gal to boot. I’m just saying
Justin: Ugh forget This!
*Cockpit Confessional Cam: Lindsy*
Lindsay: Oh Come On! Last season, Tyler had to remember the fact that he didn’t compete with me, but now in this season he forgets me?! I mean, I know I'm not the best girlfriend, but what did I do to deserve this?
Chef: Well you aren't really that good at anything.
Lindsay: But that's not a big enough reason to forget about me, is it?
*Chef turns back to the window and continues focusing on prepping for the flight.*
Lindsay: IS IT?!
*Chef doesn't answer, causing Lindsay to slowly look at the camera.*
*End*
Cody: Woah! Where are we now? A grand piano? Wood burning pizza oven? 4 person hot tub with L.E.D. light show and dancing waters?
Harold: How do I win this? My fair Leshawna loves a hot tub.
Chris: Easy tiger. These are my quarters, and they’re off limits! Clear?
Harold: Crystal…
Alejandro: Oh Chris. I heart your limits.
*Confessional Cam: Justin*
Justin: Anyway, with Beth rebeling, Lindsiot and Sierra looking like a real threat. My only strategic option is to make friends with the new guy. But pretending to like THAT is going to be hard. I do not heart the new guy!
*End*
Chris: And that’s pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hold and gally, but I’m sure you’ll find those exciting destinations later. When I accidentally lock you in them.
*Trent falls and lands in Alejandro’s lap*
Sierra: Sir, are you ok?
Trent: Is the Earth moving?
Izzy: Nope! We Are! WOOOOO!
Chris: One more thing! I’m sure you remember a little something called the elimination ceremony? Takes place right in there my friends.
Chris: If you don’t receive a barf bag full of airline issued peanuts. If you get one that means you're safe.
*Travel transition*
DJ: Every second we’re getting closer to adventure, and further from Mama.
Alejandro: Noah Stereca. I also happen to know that your birthday is on December 18th. Your like my little Christmas elf… Thing..
*Alejandro looked over awkwardly*
Alejandro: I need to work on nicknames..
*dings*
*Chris does a little dance.*
Chris: Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, It’s musical number time! So let’s hear it!
Courtney: But, what are we supposed to sing?
Chris: You have to make it up as you go. Wouldn’t be challenging otherwise, now would it?
*Song: Come Fly With Us*
Courtney, Bridgette, Katie and Sadie: Up, Up, Up, Up
Justin, Cody, Geoff and Tyler: Sing, Sing, sing, Sing.
All Girls: We’re Flying!
All Guys: And Singing!
Everyone: We’re flying and we’re singing!
Alejandro: Come fly with us.
Alejandro and Noah: Come fly with us.
Izzy: We got a lot of crazy, tunes to bust. HaHA!
Beth: Come fly with us!
Lindsay: Come fly with us!
Sierra: It’s a duty, and an honor, and a must.
*Tyler and Trent smile as Sierra helps them off.*
Duncan: Dude’s this is messed. You’re singing in a plane.
Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking Insane! Oof!
Eva: Yeah, but guys, You’re singing on TV.
Courtney: Haven’t you always wanted to? It can’t just be Meeeee.
*Gwen and Duncan look awkwardly at Courtney tip-toeing away.*
DJ: Come Fly With Us.
Leshawna: Come Fly With Us.
Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing?
Chef: I Try.
Noah: Come Fly With Us. Come Die With Us.
*Alejandro then comes from behind and squeezes Noah tightly while smiling*
Owen: ARE WE FLYING!? I HATE FLYING!! STOP THE PLANE!!!
*Chris hits Owen on the head with a frying pan again.*
Heather, Cody, Alejandro, and DJ: Come Fly with us! Come sing with us!
Duncan and Gwen: NO!
Chris: Does anyone need a copy of the season 3 rules, because in order to escape instant elimination-
Katie: All, Contestants,
Sadie: Must sing in each show.
Courtney: Duncan, Do It! Let’s Go!
Cody: Gwen, sing it. Don’t go!
Gwen: Well, I don’t want to go home.
Gwen: Come Fly With Us. Come Fly With Us. Come, and Fly, With Us.
Courtney: Duncan, Come On. Please?
Duncan: This, Sucks!
Everyone Except Duncan: Yeah!
*Chris reads the newspaper as a ding can be heard*
Chef: Enough singing Maggots! Strap yourselves in! We are now beginning our descendant to Egypt. Musical Numbers, Worst Idea Ever! Chris is such and idiot! Hey why is the P.A. still on? Aww sh-
Chris: We'll be right back.
*We cut to our first destination, which is filled with sand and sun. All of the contestants are standing away from the plane and Chris is laying on a hammock being carried by two interns, they all seem to be wearing some Egyptian clothing. The interns carry Chris towards the contestants.*
Chris: You guys ready for a little fun? Huh? Wow, it's a scorcher out here huh?
*Chris tastes a sip of his presumably cold beverage for all to see.*
Chris: I call today's challenge, "Pyramid, Over Under".
Eva: An eleven hour flight, Chef's in-flight cuisine, a forced musical number and now we've got a challenge?
*One of Chris' interns start fanning him off with a giant leaf.*
Chris: Don't you love this game?
Harold: It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven.
Leshawna: It might help if you weren't dressed like an oversized potato.
Harold: Aluminium Foils means that the aliens won't can't reach your brains. Its a real problem in this area.
*After Harold finishes a cymbal crash is heard.*
Chris: Man, that's satisfying! Alright, Pyramid, Over Under means, you have to choose, how you'll get to the finish line. Either over, or under the Pyramid. Got It.
*The cast nods their heads. And get into their starting positions.*
Chris: Ready, Set,
*Chris raises his cymbals.*
Chris: Set, GO!!
*Everyone runs towards the Pyramid. Some go inside while others remain outside.*
Noah: Oh Great. Our Friendly Neighborhood Host-dude forgot to mention that there are different paths.
Justin: Hey Alejandro, which way do you think we should go?
Alejandro: Me?! Um, eh, uh…
*Alejandro squeezed Noah a bit tighter. Noah's bones were heard cracking and he made an ‘Oof’ sound.*
Owen: How do we know which way's right?
Izzy: *gasps* I know! Ok, I saw this in a spy movie once. You lick your finger, and hold it up to find the air flow.
*Izzy licks her finger and hums.*
Izzy: The sand really crunches in your teeth. Fun! Ok DJ, give me your hand.
Leshawna: Don't do it DJ, you might catch a case of Crazy! Come on arold.
*Leshawna walks down the middle path and DJ, Harold and Justin follow her.*
Izzy: Oh Oh! Let's take the scary mummy door!
Justin: Sure! Maybe we'll get bitten and turn into Mummy's ourselves.
Izzy: Oooo do you think so!
*Izzy chants the word Mummy over and over again as she runs down the mummy path.*
Owen: Izzy! Wait up!
*Owen runs after her, leaving Noah Eva, and Alejandro to shrug it off together and run after the two.*
*Outside The Pyramid*
Lindsay: Is it too late to go under the Pyramid instead?
Tyler: Sierra's doing ok. She's like the super cutest mountain goat in the world.
Trent: Super Cute.
*Tyler and Trent stare admiringly at Sierra, who jumps down to help them up. Lindsay runs over to the two.*
Lindsay: Wait! I can be a cute goat!
Sierra: May I be of assistance?
*He reaches his hand out for the two to grab it and pulls them up.*
Lindsay: Tyler! I'm a Goat! Baaaah!
*Bridgette is watching all of this happening, while Geoff seems to be stretching himself out to prepare for the climb.*
Geoff: Alright babe, you ready?
*Bridgette is still looking at Alejandro Lindsay and Beth.*
Geoff: Bridge?
Bridgette: Oh uh Yeah. Actually Geoff, I was thinking, maybe we should go up with some other people to help us focus on the challenge. Maybe, Sierra, Lindsay, Trent and Tyler?
*Geoff ponders the idea for a bit.*
Geoff: Yeah, your probably right. If your willing, I'm willing.
Bridgette: Great, lets go tell them that we're coming with them!
*Bridgette starts walking over to Tyler and Geoff follows.*
Geoff: Lead the way babe.
*Courtney, Duncan and Gwen*
*Courtney can be seen tying a rope around Duncan pretty tight.*
Courtney: Rock Climbing was a team building challenge when I was a C.I.T. And If Tiffany Prizzlebeauski hadn't been such a lousy partner, I'd have won.
Duncan: I always said Tiffy was overrated.
Courtney: Moth all you like Duncan, but my superior ballet skills are going to assure our victory.
*Duncan looks up at the Pyramid and sees Gwen.*
Duncan: Hey Gwen, Are you going over too?
*He calls out to her.*
Gwen: I'm working on it!
Duncan: I think Gwen can use a hand.
Courtney: Fine. But only because a three person ballet is stronger.
*Izzy, Owen, Noah, Eva and Alejandro*
*Izzy, Owen, Noah, Alejandro and Eva can all be seen walking down their path. Izzy sees mummy wrappings.*
Izzy: Oooo! We're in the nurse's office.
Noah: It's a Pyramid, not a highschool.
*That didn't stop Izzy. As while Noah was talking, Izzy ran over to the wrappings and picked them up.*
Izzy: Costume Party! Mummy Me!
*Izzy throws the wrappings at Noah, Owen and Eva so that they can wrap her in them. The three look at each other and shrug.*
*Sierra, Trent, Lindsay, Tyler, Geoff and Bridgette*
*Sierra is climbing the Pyramid while carrying Tyler and Trent on his shoulders, and Geoff is carrying Bridgette up the Pyramid not at Sierra's level, but just a bit slower. Meanwhile, Lindsay is falling behind while calling out to his flame.*
Lindsay: Tyler! Wait Up!
*Lindsay tries to continue climbing but fails to notice a scorpion who she crushes. The scorpion stings her as return payment. Tyler pulls his hand back immediately.*
Lindsay: Oww! My Hand! Tyler!!
*Lindsay plummets back down to the beginning in a painful manner.*
*Justin, Cody, Katie and Sadie*
*Katie steps on a booby trap and doesn't notice it as she is humming. Justin looks back and sees some arrows flying towards them. He yelps and pushes Katie to the ground with him. They look at the arrows that just missed them.*
Katie: Oops sorry Justin?
*Justin looks as if he was about to burst into rage but he immediately calms himself.*
Justin: Honest Mistake. Could've happened to anybody.
*Duncan, Courtney and Gwen*
*Duncan is struggling to climb the pyramid and focus on doing so while Courtney and Gwen continue arguing.*
Courtney: And Your Form Is Appalling!
Gwen: Gee, Thanks Courtney I was just wondering about that!
Courtney: You know you're only here because I was feeling nice today!
Gwen: Wow! This is you being nice?! My Sympathies!
*Gwen yells to Duncan.*
Courtney: Are You Hearing This Duncan! You're not gonna let her get away with that!
*Leshawna, DJ, Harold and Heather*
*Leshawna, DJ, Harold and Heather are running through the path to get out of the pyramid quicker than the others. They pass a few mummy statues, and Dj runs back and sees a mummified Dog.*
DJ: That's a real dog. Poor little guy
Leshawna: DJ we do not have time to cry over a stuffed dog!
DJ: Hey there little buddy. Wish I had a biscuit to give ya.
*DJ pets the dog and it cracks and crumbles while his hand is touching it. He gasps.*
DJ: What Did I Do? What Did I Do??
*The walls shake and bugs begin to fall.*
Harold: Scarabs!! RUN!!
*Harold yells as everyone continues running, this time in fear however.*
*Owen, Noah, Alejandro and Eva*
Owen: Izzy? Izzy?!
Noah: Dude, She's lost, we've gotta go.
Alejandro: You’re sooo right Noah! We should listen to him!
*Alejandro jumped and hugged Noah again*
Owen: Aw poor Iz
Eva: "Poor Iz"?! She kept insisted we go in circles because she "Smelled something Lucky"!
Owen: Oh, I think that might've been my fault. *chuckles and toots* Airplane food.
*Sierra, Trent, Lindsay, Tyler, Geoff and Bridgette*
*Almost the entire crew can be seen at the top of the Pyramid. Sierra put Trent and Tyler down because she noticed how steep the slope was.*
Sierra: It's too steep for me to carry you gentlemen down.
Geoff: Yeah, I'd have to agree with Sierra over here. Sorry Babe.
Bridgette: Aww its ok babe.
*Bridgette gives Geoff a quick peck on the lips as he puts her down.*
Trent: There has to be another way down.
*Bridgette looks around and notices a sign. She gets an Idea. She tries to pick up the sign.*
Bridgette: I'm a surfer! I can Surf!
*Geoff notices what she's doing and helps her out with it.*
Geoff: Here, let me help you babe.
*Lindsay just catches up to the others.*
Lindsay: Me too.
*He is then hit by the bottom of the sign and is plummeting back down the Pyramid.*
Tyler: Oooh Nooo!
*Leshawna, DJ, Harold and Heather*
*The Quartet run out of the Pyramid, and it seems they made it out first. They pass Chris and cross the finish line.*
Chris: Great Work Guys!
DJ: We're first? We're First!
Leshawna, Harold and Justin smile at DJ.
Chris: Go stand behind the number one!
Harold: In Egyptian, its Wahed!
*Chris glares at Harold. After a moment of silence, Harold drops his head a bit disappointed.*
*Justin, Cody, Katie and Sadie*
*Justin and Cody All seem to be running from something with Katie and Sadie falling behind.*
Katie: *screams* Oh My God Sadie! We're Being Chased By A Mummy!
Sadie: *screams* Oh My God Katie! This Is So Fun!
Katie: *screams* Oh My God I Know! We should do this more often.
*Sadie nods and they both continue screaming as they run away from… Izzy who is still wrapped up in the mummy wrappings.*
Izzy: Guys, Guys, Guys! How about another musical number! Oh
Izzy: A pyramid's just a triangle, with room inside! And I would be awesome, as Frankenstein's Bride!
*Noah, Owen, Alejandro, and Eva*
*Noah, Alejandro, and Eva are standing in a room looking at presumably mummified Izzy.*
Noah: Hey Brickhouse, we found your girl.
*Owen walks over.*
Owen: Iz!
*Owen looks at "Mummified Izzy".*
Owen: Say, you do make a cute mummy.
*Owen walks over to "Mummified Izzy".*
Owen: Ai, you got a kiss for ol' me?
*Owen leans forward to kiss "Izzy" but "Izzy" leans away. It was then that Eva and Noah noticed that it wasn't her.*
Eva: That's Not Izzy!
Noah: RUN!!!!
*Bridgette, Lindsay, Trent, Sierra, Geoff and Tyler*
*Bridgette, Tyler, and Trent surf down the pyramid on the sign while Sierra and Geoff run after the three. The former three seems to be cheering. They get to the bottom.*
Bridgette: That was awesome!
*Sierra and Geoff make it to the bottom of the Pyramid.*
Sierra: Ladies! After you!
*He says, the three were going to cross the finish line, but Chris stopped them all.*
Chris: Up-up-up. Sorry can't let you do that! See the rules of the game were that, only the first team out, get to stay together. And that team was Justin, Harold, Leshawna, and DJ. Sorry, but I gotta split you up. Bridgette, you're on team One with the former mention victors! Trent, you're on team Two, and Lindsay, you're on team Three.
Everyone there: Team Three?!
Chris: Yep! Three Teams This Season!
Sierra: Then which team am I-
*Alejandro runs past Sierra and pushes her out of the way. So he can get to the front. He went ahead of the rest of the group (Eva, Noah, Izzy, and Owen)*
Chris: Good News! Your help just arrived! Cody team one, Alejandro team two, Heather team three
Harold: Also known as-
Chris: Nobody Cares Harold.
*Cody runs over to team one.*
Chris: Get to your teams!
*Alejandro heads to team 2 where Trent is.*
Justin: What you mean I spent all my time trying to- *clears her throat* befriend Alejandro, and I don't get to be on the same team as him!?
*Beth runs out alone and crosses the finish line.*
Beth: What did I miss?
Chris: Beth, team one.
*Beth looks over to team one to see that most of her friends are there.*
Beth: Yay!
*She walks over to team one. Sierra finally gets up after being pushed to the ground by Alejandro. She walks over to the finish line and crosses it.*
Sierra: As I was saying-
Chris: Alejandro. Team 2. You're with Trent and Alejandro.
Sierra: Oh come on really!
Justin: Um I'm not finished with you Chris!
*Chris sighs.*
Chris: Look, if it makes you feel any better, you get…
*Katie and Sadie run out of the pyramid still screaming. They cross the finish line together.*
Katie: Oh My God, Sadie are you ok?
Sadie: I'm fine, are you ok?
Katie: I'm fine. Promise you'll never leave me.
Sadie: I'll promise, if you promise.
Katie: Then I promise I won't leave you.
Sadie: Me too!
Chris: Well I was gonna split you two up, but I really don't want another repeat of the first season. So Heather, you can have them both.
*Katie and Sadie smile at each other while Heather looks at them both with slight disgust.*
Justin: That's…… just beautiful.
*Confessional Cam: Justin*
Heather: UGH I *bleep*ING SWEAR I HATE THAT *bleep* CHRIS! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE WORST *bleeeep* TEAMMATES!?!
*End*
*Noah, Eva and Owen*
*Noah and Owen run out of the pyramid screaming, while Eva just jogs. Even while jogging, Eva gets to the finish line faster than Noah and Owen, who get there at relatively the same time, despite Noah not being as fit.*
Chris: Eva! Team one.
*Eva looks at team one. She walks over to her team pretty menacingly, or at least scary enough to look menacing. Everyone on team one flinches.*
Eva: What. All I was going to say was hey.
Bridgette: Oh. Sorry Eva.
DJ: Hey Eva. How've you been.
Eva: Pretty good actually, I've been working on my anger. Am I doing a good job?
Leshawna: Girl, anything better than how you were on the Island, is a good job!
Eva: What does that mean.
Leshawna: Well- I- Uh…
Eva: I was just kidding. You should've seen the look on your face.
*Eva chuckles and Chris looks at her weirdly. He then refocuses on Noah and Owen.*
Chris: You guys came at the exact same time, and I'm too lazy to try to separate you, so I'll just put you both on team two.
Harold: In Egyptian it's aetnin
*Ignoring Harold, Noah and Owen walk over to Sierra, Beth, and Alejandro. Cody's looking around as if he's looking for something, or someone.*
Cody: Where's Gwen? Not that I care or anything, just curious.
*Cody chuckles and notices that his entire team is looking at him with sly smiles.*
Cody: What?
*No answer.*
Cody: What?!
*At the top of the Pyramid Gwen and Courtney continue to argue while Duncan just seems, well annoyed.*
Gwen: I'm Telling You, We Need To UNTIE!!!
Courtney: And I'm Telling You It's Unsafe! Listen I'm in charge and-
Chris: Oh Kids!
*Song bell dings*
Chris: Recognize that sound. It's time whoever's not finished yet to get ready for a little musical repries!
Duncan: You Said One Song Per Episode!
Chris: Yeah! And this is a repries. Not a new song. So if you don't sing, you're out! Now Let's hear it!
Duncan: You know what! No!
*Duncan starts jumping down the pyramid with Gwen and Courtney falling behind. As literally as possible.*
Duncan: No no no no no!
Duncan: Three hours of these two squawking on this stupid pyramid, in this stupid heat, and you want me to sing. FORGET IT!!!
Chris: Dude, you have a contract.
Duncan: Eat it McLean! If you need me, I'll be in the plane waiting for a ride home 'cause I'm done! Out! I Quit!!
*Duncan pulls out his knife, does a little twirl with it, cuts off his rope and stomps away. Leave Gwen and Courtney to mourn for him leaving the game.*
Chris: Gwen, Courtney, you're both on team 3
*Cody wastes no time in trying to get on Gwen's good side.*
Cody: Hey. Sucks we aren't on the same team, but it looks like you could use a hand.
*Confessional Cam: Cody*
Cody: Girls on the rebound are the best! They cry, and then you get to buy them a pop and listen and then, well they still won't go out with you. But You Get to Buy them a Pop!
*End*
*Izzy and Unknown Mummy*
*Izzy runs out of the pyramid carrying a mummy. She seems super excited, too bad Noah and Owen can't share said excitement as they're filled with fear.*
Owen: IZZY NO!!!
*Noah runs behind Owen in fear.*
Noah: You're carrying the undead!
Izzy: Really Cool! Bite Me So I Could Be Your Undead Friend, Like Frankenstein!
*The mummy shakes in Izzy's hands and jumps out of them. The unknown object reaches for the top of the wrapping and pulls them off. Revealing himself to being Ezekiel.*
Ezekiel: Thanks for all the help ya knobs!
*Chris glares at Ezekiel.*
Chris: Izzy, you're on team one
*Lindsay can be heard falling down the pyramid. Shee falls into the sand in an ostrich position.*
Lindsay: Oww! That hurt! Tyler!!
Geoff: Hey Lindsay, you alright?
Lindsay: I can't feel my anything…
Chris: Oh Geoff, Lindsay. You're both on Team 2.
*Geoff pulls Tyler out of the sand and pulls him to Team 2. Ezekiel runs over to Chris and practically begs him.*
Ezekiel: Come on guy! After all this you gotta let me back in the game! I'll anything to get back into the game eh! And I don't care what conditions as long as they're fair! Please!
*Chris pushes Zeke away from him and sighs.*
Chris: Fine, but only because we're down a man, thanks to Duncan McQuitty Pants.
Ezekiel: YEAH-HE-HEAH!!
Chris: You'll be joining……… Team 3
Harold: or talata.
Chris: Shut Up Harold!
*Ezekiel looks over to team 3 to notice that team 3 is full of girls.*
Ezekiel: Um Chris, I'd like to express some issues about my team placement?
Courtney: Why? Because we're all girls?
*She says as she rolls her eyes.*
Ezekiel: I'm not sure that the team would accept me after what I said on the Island. Can't I switch with another Contestant?
Chris: Nope! You said that you'll do anything to get back into the game. And you don't care what conditions as long as they're fair. Right?
Ezekiel: Yeah but-
Chris: Well in order to compete, you have to be on Team 3. It's either go with team Amazon or don't go at all!
*Ezekiel looks over from Chris to Team 3. He then grows his face from one of worries to one of determinations.*
Ezekiel: Sir, Yes Sir Eh! I don't care If I'm on a team of my own. I'm not losing!
Chris: Yeah, sure, whatever just get to the girl team already-
Justin: Umm. I’m on the team!
Tyler: And me!
Chris: Ugh, girls team and Justin and Tyler. Okay Teams, talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name. You have three minutes, while I enjoy this ice cream cone.
*Team One*
Leshawna: We need a name that tells everyone that we are mean and that we kick but
Eva: I agree, a powerful name for a powerful team. Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Harold: How about Team Victoriousness!
Cody: Ok, shorten that. How about Team Victory.
DJ: That's not too bad.
Heather: I actually like.
Beth: Then it's settled.
*Team Two*
*Everyone on team Chris seems to be talking amongst themselves in an unorderly fashion. Alejandro seems to be lost in thought.*
Trent: Hey Sierra, what do you think?
*Everyone turns to Alejandro.*
Alejandro: Well, how about Chris is Really Really Really Hot.
Team 2: WHAT!!!
*Sierra ponders the idea.*
Geoff: There's no way you're actually pondering this.
Sierra: It might actually be a good Idea. At the very least, it would make us the favorite team.
Noah: If we're actually gonna call ourselves team Chris, can we get rid of the last part.
Lindsay: So Team Chris?
Owen: I'm not gonna say it fits us, but it's not as bad as what we could've been.
*Team Three*
Sadie: So what do you guys think.
Courtney: Well as team leader, I say that-
Justin: Um, who made you team leader?!
Courtney: I did, Just now.
Justin: Your vote doesn't count for anything.
Ezekiel: I have an ide-
Justin and Courtney: SHUT UP HOMESCHOOL!!!
*Justin and Courtney continue to argue amongst themselves. Katie looks over to Tyler who seems to be pondering something.*
Katie: Hey Tyler, what are you thinking about?
Tyler: Well I was just thinking about what Chris called us when he was talking to Ezekiel.
Gwen: You mean Team Amazon?
Sadie: Oooo I like that name actually!
Katie: Oooo I do too!
Justin: Well, we are an all-
*He looks at Ezekiel.*
Justin: Mostly Girl Team. I think it's fitting.
Courtney: Fine. But only because I like the name.
Ezekiel: Do I get a say eh?
Team Amazon minus Ezekiel: NO!!!
*Everyone*
Chris: Alright It's been three minutes. What do you got? One at a time please.
Team 1: Team Victory!!
Team 3: Team Amazon!!
Team 2: *With Less Enthusiasm* Team Chris.
Chris: Alright! Best Team Name Ever! And Here Are Your Rewards. Team Amazon, you win a camel.
*Chris points to a podium where there is a camel, a goat and a stick. Katie, Sadie and Tyler cheer. The others just seem meh.*
Chris: Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot,
Noah: We took that part out for a reason.
Sierra: And I think there were only three reallys.
Chris: You win a goat
The goat runs over and rams into Lindsay, causing her to get blown backwards.
Chris: And Team Victory, here you go.
Leshawna: So the guys who come in last get a camel, and we get a stick?
Chris: All will be explained, If I feel like it. Next Time, Right Here, on Total. Drama. World Tour!