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Qi Rong was deep in sleep when a sudden heavy force jumped on his stomach
“Dad! Dad” Guzi exclaimed
“What the fuck does my cheap son want?!” Qi rong grumbled
After that Qi rong could hear his boyfriend scold him under their blankets about his language but he didn’t give two flying fucks about that
“Dad! Tomorrow is my birthday!“ Guzi exclaimed happily so much so that Qi rong thought he saw stars in his son’s eyes for a sec
Qi rong was about to ask why in the living fuck is his son so happy when it was still tomorrow but then his boyfriend for 8 months poked his head out of the blanket with big suprised eyes as if his parents were just resurrected (heh as if)
“What?!” Láng qianqiu said Guzi giggled at the face and thought it was comical and Qi rong sneered at it
Who would’ve guessed that the man with that face right now was the same man that ravished him so much last night that Qi rong’s hips hurt so much even right now but Qi rong doesn’t mind he likes this a lot actually
“Yer’ what’dya loosening ya jaw for?” Qi rong asked
“No- it’s just that I’m surprised if I knew before then I would’ve made it something or at least prepared” Láng qianqiu said sitting upright and picking up a cup for water at his nightstand and taking a chug
“Ye you’re just not as close with him as me to know that stuff, right my cheap son?” Qi rong teased opening his arms for his son to jump in
Láng qianqiu rolled his eyes at that “any ways what do you want for your birthday then Guzi your turning 7-ish? Right that must be big almost 2 digits” Láng qianqiu said taking another chug from his cup
Just how long does he plan to spoil Guzi, Qi rong thought mentally
was it awesome? yes since he could mix some of his own requests in their without Lang qianqiu noticing but it also felt weird since Guzi already liked Lang qianqiu a good lot so why was he still acting like he had to win over guzi’s favor
Guzi was just staring at him for a while with his big black eyes clearly trying to think of something he wanted
“Oh!” Gu zi finally exclaimed with an answer in mind
“A sibling!”
Spphhhh
And there goes Láng qianqiu’s water and Qi rong’s mischievous smile
Gu zi noticed something between his two parenting figures and said “that’s okay to ask right? I’m sorry if it seems like to much I can just have some steamed buns” the child was obviously embarrassed and started fidgeting his clothes
Láng qianqiu shook his head trying to remove the initial shock and try to cut the silence by continuing “*clears throat* so why exactly do you want “that”” he asked looking down where he can see some traces of the water he spited
“Mmm…. I just feel.. lonely sometimes I want someone to play with” Gu zi said not looking up and just fidgeting his robes even more clearly not into these questions
“What?! Don’t this ancestor serve enough as a father and as a friend!? For yer’” Qi rong exclaimed surprised at what his son is spouting about lightly hitting his head
“Mmm.. well I-I want to be with someone my age and laugh with things i understand i don’t really understand your jokes… like that time you asked lang gege what starts hard and comes out wet-“
“OKAY BREAKFAST TIME” Lang qianqiu exclaimed to embarrassed to hear his sorta son continue saying something he clearly isn’t old enough to get
while heading to the dinning table Lang qianqiu gave Qi rong a stink eye that said “do you hear what our child just said you freak!?”
Which obviously Qi rong sneered at with his sharp annoying teeth
Once the family was at the table the servants immediately came with lots of food and delicacies as normal
Though as Lang qianqiu glanced up from his awkward sitting position he saw that his sorta son Guzi look quite upset
“What’s wrong Guzi” he asked
“There’s no syrup” Guzi pouts
Láng qianqiu rested his tensed muscle and stood up to get some in the kitchen since the servants were already long gone to other duties and he was too lazy to call one
“And this ancestor will come too” Qi rong says his chair screeching behind him as he stands up
Láng qianqiu was suspicious as to why his boyfriend would willingly join him for such a simple task at that
Some people wouldn’t bat an eye at this normal people at least but Láng qianqiu knows that Qi rong would rather stuff his mouth with all the food at the table so if he is to dismiss that he is up to no good
Once they arrive at the kitchen Láng qianqiu’s suspicion is immediately confirmed
“So my son’s idea is very interesting don’t ya think”
Láng qianqiu eyes immediately widen in surprise despite knowing he was up to something
“The answer is no babe” Láng qianqiu said
“Aww why not is this little highness scared that he’s infertile~”
Láng qianqiu’s ears bled red at the start of Qi rong’s teasing game to think that he would be used to this is a great underestimate
“Qi rong” Láng qianqiu said through gritted teeth
“Why~ what’s the problem don’t ya think I look good with a baby belly-“ Qi rong gestures this by rubbing his belly and leaving some space between his hands and belly as if that space is to be filled out “something made from your cum” Qi rong walks over to Láng qianqiu and whispered it to his ears removing a dangerous amount of space between them
But before Qi rong could continue his torment Láng qianqiu kissed him hard it was rough with teeth and only became smooth about a few seconds in already
Qi rong pulled away with a smirk from ear to ear “well-“ but before Qi rong could tease Láng qianqiu about this
Láng qianqiu took Qi rong’s lips once again
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Guzi the next day:Lang gege
Lang qianqiu:hmm yes Guzi?
Guzi:thanks for all this gifts and stuff but what about my other wish?
Lang qianqiu:oh it’s still a couple months before you get it
Guzi:oh ok!