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Published:
2025-03-06
Updated:
2025-03-06
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12/?
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Kudos:
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Somehow, This Will Become FNAF's Most Popular AO3 Story

Summary:

Warning: This work was made to be as cringe as humanely possible. Viewer discretion is advised.
A story created for one purpose: seeing how many kudos one can acquire by writing a trashy ficlet with as many FNAF ships as possible. Each chapter will be crafting a really dumb story about a FNAF ship.
Please kudos! Not because of the AMAZING quality, though. Kudos because of how utterly BEAUTIFUL and UNIQUE this fanfic is (#sarcasmrocks).

Current kudos goal: 500

Chapter 1: Let The Stupidity Begin - Springtrap x Reader (WARNING: HIGH ANGST)

Summary:

The stupidity begins. Like the name of the chapter. Which is crappier than most other ones will be because I decided to write it within a time frame of five minutes.

Notes:

Greetings.
iamnotarobotipromise.
I'm just a guy who used to be anonymous but stopped.
This first work is a personal favorite. As an experiment/prank, I'm trying to get as many kudos as I can by writing the crappiest, least logical "fluff" ship stories.
Speaking of which, you should hit the kudos button. For those of you who don't know, it is essentially just liking the story. Nothing bad happens. All you'd be doing is feeding this trash fire... which may not be a good thing.
Scratch that. Do what you want. But just know I'd highly appreciate and recommend kudos. I also want to apologize if saying that makes you feel pressured. I'm normally not this aggressive, it's just that writing a crappy fanfic on purpose does bad things to your mind.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

You stared into Springtrap's eyes, turned on by how gray and empty they were. Giggling, you slowly sashayed your way up to him, pecking him on the lips(?) through his mask(? Don't ask).

Springtrap pulled out a revolver and shot you in the heart.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed, dropping to his knees and cradling your head. "Don't leave me! I take it back! I won't murder you again!"

You didn't answer. You were done with Springtrap treating you like crap.

Springtrap scooped up your body his head downcast as he slowly shuffled outside of the Fazbear Frights.

He didn't even enter Mike's office.

Although he did shoot Mike with a revolver too. That might've done a little something to the man's health.

Springtrap walked through the woods, then dropped your body onto the cement, which had sprouted out of the ground. "Why did you have to leave me?" He wailed.

A random dumbass with a crossbow heard Springtrap's cry and shot him through the forehead.

The End.

Notes:

Mmmm... what amazing quality! (#sarcasmawarenessexists)
I always respond to comments, unless it’s a negative one. In that case I delete it because whoever sent the comment is toxic.
Wait, I take that back for this story. Negative comments are okay, as long as they're only being negative towards the fanfic and nothing else. Because, honestly? This fanfic is quite literally the definition of crap.