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oi meru
merumerummeurmeumerumerum
merumeru
i got you something
Your excitement belies your intent. HiMERU doesn’t need anything from you.
you dont need it but you definitely want it
rinne knows your heart
Please get to the point.
whaaaaaaaaaa?
that’s it??
Will you be attending the Summer Festival? If you are otherwise occupied, HiMERU is not against acting as the representative for Crazy:B.
we should all go
i dont know what kohaku is up to but niki has fuck all to do tonight
HiMERU will contact Oukawa.
why
i'll message the gc
We’ve all muted the group chat.
woooowwww :(
we should make out under the fireworks tonight
we gotta recreate the gif
you know what to do
Please occupy yourself with something more productive than that senseless app.
if you don’t kiss me in public i will post it online
HiMERU is capable of producing more damning pairings. Consider your age within the context of our colleagues at ES before issuing such threats.
touché
Glad we could come to an understanding.
touché me gently
haha
meet me at the parlor in an hour
i'll treat you to something nice
No.
niikiiii
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niki
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what is wrong with you!?
im working!!
haha you forgot to put your phone on silent
you mean i forgot to block you today
we’re going to the summer festival tonight
the what
summer festival
WHAT
why are you just telling me this now
i will not stanf for this disrespect
im not coming on principle
i hope your evening sucks
theres food stalls
aaaargrggyhh
im not coming because i have the night shift
ok i’ll bring you back something good
takoyaki?
yes please
look at this
LMAO
did you make that??
yeah
from that new app you got??
yeah you gotta check it out
arent you worried that this leaks and people actually think youre t
oxic
no
you're the toxic one
whos going to believe that?
touché
huh???
why is the e funny?
lol
dont worry about it
no one’s getting cancelled for their likeness being used
theres like a billion different iterations of MVs
or something
anyone could make anything
ok i trust you
you should learn to think for yourself
what if someone takes advantage of you
only you would do that
everyone takes advantage of you niki
:(
yeah
hey boss
hear me out
…
ES!! NFTs from the infinite permutations of MVs
use ES servers to mine bitcoin
bummer
nagi
noooooo
haha
you like it?
this is so embarrassing
why'd you put me in that stupid outfit
dont you appreciate my hard work </3
i made this just for you
:/
fine. could you make another one
im gonna regret this
:)
that was way too fast
wtf rinne
that stupid fucking outfit
my little bro is so handsome :)
fuck off
no
fuck YOU guys
i do so much for our unit and what do i get
the same people i sacrifice life and limb for muting the group chat
no one would see or care if poor rinne was bleeding to death in some alleyway
deserved.
no need to rub salt in the wound :(
wait, how did you even get those outfits
are you actually playing the game??
nah there’s an internal version with everything unlocked
and you didnt tell me?
i sent the link in the group chat
fuck
yeah
hiiro would never mute me
if he knew that feature existed he would use it
Hiiro has been added to the chat.
Oh, is this the Crazy:B chat?
Is everything alright?
no :(
nobody likes me anymore :(
I like you!
thanks :)
do you want to join crazy:b
he does NOT want to join!! >.>
please
no we need hiiro >.>
ok
can you give him back his phone
Sorry! That was Aira!
for real??
tell him hi for me
do you want to merge units with crazy:b
HE DOES NOT