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A Cop Dog or a Dog of a Cop?

Summary:

A poem that grapples with the highly philosophical question — if “all dogs go to heaven, and all cops go to hell”, as Destructo Disk kindly stipulate in their song, where would that put Chase?

Notes:

Listen, this came to me in a half-delirious midnight vision, I have nothing to say for myself.

Work Text:

In the heat of the flames, he wailed, forlorn,
His badge of courage made heavy as stone.
Golden, it shined once, a beacon so bright,
For truth, for justice, for all deeds upright.

“Why me?” He pleaded, voice weary, worn thin,
“Did I heed the wrong call? Was service my sin?”
But the demons kept sneering, the flames — reaching higher,
Despair dug deeper, undue guilt grew dire.

A cop — any cop — they said, is
Doomed to that Fall;
A salt-of-the-earth one, a total scumball.
“All dogs go to Heaven” — how bold of a play!
For Heaven’s doors never opened that day.