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League Club + Those Other Guys
ArchaludoningMyBack - Chat do you like my name
Wolfys#1Fan - You’re disgusting
ArchaludoningMyBack - Ouchy
ArchaludoningMyBack - Who knew onions were so angy
Wolfys#1Fan - Bxtch you look like a colgate reject don’t even
DiabolicalEevee - Colgate reject is crazy 💀
McCrispy - Why are they fighting again chat
Wolfys#1Fan - Crispin shut up go colonize something with your translucent self
DiabolicalEevee - 💀
ImSoPrincess - Kieran, he’s crying.
ImSoPrincess - Go help him hes getting snot on me help
ImSoPrincess - HELP
ImSoPrincess - BYUBYKUYSLDSNK
ArchaludoningMyBack - Is she dead
CarGoVroom - Can yall shut up your blowing up my phone
DogsBestFriend - What even is this
DogsBestFriend - The gc is brand new how are you guys fighting already 😭
DogsBestFriend - Also what kind of desserts do you guys like
ArchaludoningMyBack - Mochi
CarGoVroom - I shouldnt of told you abt that
Wolfys#1Fan - ignore drayton
Wolfys#1Fan - hes stinky so dont give him food
ArchaludoningMyBack - Im not stinky
ArchaludoningMyBack - You literally smell like old spice shut up
Wolfys#1Fan - You smell like carmine’s breath in the morning
CarGoVroom - ITS NOT THAT BAD
ArchaludoningMyBack - It is
Wolfys#1Fan - I almost vomited last time i saw you in the morning
ArchaludoningMyBack - I vomited last time i kissed her
ImSoPrincess - Why would she kiss you
Wolfys#1Fan - Carmine snuck him into the house a few years ago
Wolfys#1Fan - My ears will never recover
McCrispy - Ew
ImSoPrincess - YOU HEARD THEM?????
ImSoPrincess - Im so sorry for your loss
CarGoVroom - He did not
Wolfys#1Fan - I did
Wolfys#1Fan - who knew draytons a bottom?
ImSoPrincess - NO
McCrispy - I GET 20 DOLLARS THANK YOU
CarGoVroom - Omfg im jumping all of you
Wolfys#1Fan - Chat i have gossip
ImSoPrincess - Share rn king
Wolfys#1Fan - so yk how me and my pookie bear were talking in class right
ImSoPrincess - YES
Wolfys#1Fan - HE CALLED ME HANDSOME CHATTTTTTTTTTTT
ImSoPrincess - KISS??????????
Wolfys#1Fan - PLS HES SO CUTIE HEHEHEHE
McCrispy - Omg who is it
ImSoPrincess - Can i kitten
Wolfys#1Fan - bro hes so dumb he wouldn’t even notice go ahead
ImSoPrincess - Its mr crispin
McCrispy - my dad??????
ArchaludoningMyBack - MY DAD IS CRAZY 😭😭😭
ArchaludoningMyBack - Also who tf is calling you handsome
ArchaludoningMyBack - You look like a stereotypical nerd
Wolfys#1Fan - Bro Crispin said it
McCrispy - What did i do now
CarGoVroom - How is he this dumb
McCrispy - i dont git it
ArchaludoningMyBack - Kieran your man cant even spell get omfg
Wolfys#1Fan - Ik hes dumb enough to date me sooooo
ImSoPrincess - Your dating?????
Wolfys#1Fan - Im gonna ask him out today chat
ArchaludoningMyBack - Omg get your mannnn
Wolfys#1Fan - I will chat promise
Wolfys#1Fan - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CarGoVroom - what are you yapping abt
Wolfys#1Fan - LEON JUST LOST
Wolfys#1Fan - TO A ELEVEN YEAR OLD
ArchaludoningMyBack - YOUR KIDDING
ArchaludoningMyBack - 11??????
Wolfys#1Fan - IM NOT JOKING
Wolfys#1Fan - IM CRYING SO HARD MY MANNNNNN
CarGoVroom - i forgot you have a crush on leon
Wolfys#1Fan - Hes like second place
Wolfys#1Fan - Raihan has my heart
Wolfys#1Fan - Im lying
Wolfys#1Fan - You know Volo right
CarGoVroom - HES A HISTORICAL FIGURE
Wolfys#1Fan - He has a hourglass figure
ArchaludoningMyBack - Real
ArchaludoningMyBack - But what abt Adaman
CarGoVroom - THATS PERRINS GREAT GRANDFATHER NOOOO
Wolfys#1Fan - the old photos of him are so
Wolfys#1Fan - 😏
CarGoVroom - Her grandma’s so hot in the photos tho
DiabolicalEevee - Drayden
Wolfys#1Fan - real
ArchaludoningMyBack - THATS MY GRANDPA
ArchaludoningMyBack - NO
DiabolicalEevee - Dilf
DiabolicalEevee - Elesa hot too
ImSoPrincess - MY MOM???
DiabolicalEevee - Dont worry Kieran’s mom is hot too
Wolfys#1Fan - BRO
ArchaludoningMyBack - Kieran has a mom???????????
Wolfys#1Fan - Where do you think i came from
ArchaludoningMyBack - the backrooms idk
Wolfys#1Fan - Bro you cant be referencing my homophobic era
Wolfys#1Fan - Also yall dont see my mom because she doesnt see me that often tbh
ImSoPrincess - Why kitten
ImSoPrincess - I need the lore
Wolfys#1Fan - Bro she lives in Kanto
Wolfys#1Fan - And she doesn’t like Carmine
CarGoVroom - I call her a hoe once and she dont like me 🙄
DiabolicalEevee - Cool lore but HOMOPHOBIC ERA??????
Wolfys#1Fan - I was homophobic a few months ago 💀
Wolfys#1Fan - Im better now
DiabolicalEevee - Your so fruity what happened
Wolfys#1Fan - Florian
Wolfys#1Fan - Bro made me homophobic AND gay
DiabolicalEevee - 💀
ArchaludoningMyBack - He called me a 🚬
ArchaludoningMyBack - 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
DiabolicalEevee - 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
ImSoPrincess -💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
MomComePickMeUp -💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Wolfys#1Fan - AMARYS NO
Wolfys#1Fan - I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND 😭
MomComePickMeUp - Lacey took my phone, sorry
Wolfys#1Fan - kys lacey