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emoGYU has added 3 users OriginalDolphin, JichaelMackson and ZaddyToast
emoGYU has named the chat Teen Angst Life
emoGYU: Hi suicide squad
So are y'all old and crippled, innocent children or a commoner within y'all bands aka normie which is what I am which suxcs btw?
JichaelMackson: I'm old and crippled. I just sleep all day because my bandmates are a handful...
OriginalDolphin: I'm an innocent child who is a dolphin
ZaddyToast: I'm a Zaddy so none of y'all's options
emoGYU: How rude but anygays....How's y'all's sanity been?
OriginalDolphin: It's okay
JichaelMackson: It has seen better days
ZaddyToast: Holding on for dear life....I've been chased at least 3 times today for "hugs" which is ewww
Btw if I don't reply, I've probably been strangled as I'm being chased rn
OriginalDolphin: *sends voice message*
JichaelMackson: My poor eardrums...
emoGYU: DAFUC- hide and also don't rape our ears
OriginalDolphin: Welp it's not my responsibility: it's your eardrums
JichaelMackson: Doesn't make sense but anyway, why are you hiding @ZaddyToast
emoGYU: This is why u crippled
He hates hugs because hugs are ewww
JichaelMackson: Oh...but hugs aren't that bad...my bandmate Niki loves hugs
emoGYU: He's an innocent child so it's okay but we adults now except for @OriginalDolphin
OriginalDolphin: Just because I'm the second maknae of NCT Dream does not mean I'm a child
emoGYU: U said it yourself that I quote "I'm an innocent child who is a dolphin"
OriginalDolphin: I was messing with y'all! Anygays I'm an adult
emoGYU: Sure
Anygays...@ZaddyToast u alive?
ZaddyToast: Update
Kind of alive ig?
I'm hiding in Chan's closet so I have to be quiet
emoGYU: Nice
I use to hide in closets a lot but then I got kicked out cuz someone outed me
JichaelMackson: I'm so sorry
emoGYU: It's not even ur fault-
JichaelMackson: I know but I'm your friend so naturally I feel bad for you
emoGYU: Thanxx bro
Stan Ate(ez) btw
JichaelMackson: Nice one and I already do
They're cool
ZaddyToast: We collaborated with Ateez on Kingdom
It's sick as
emoGYU: I know
I've seen
OriginalDolphin: I like singing Wave
ZaddyToast: Wave is a vibe- help I can hear him
emoGYU: Shit who
ZaddyToast: Seungmin has been chasing me all day
I'm just glad that Chan is at the studio for once so that I can get some peace- shit
emoGYU: Oh no