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Hello! Writer ThaCataBoi here to give you some explaining, because this work definitely needs it. If you’re one of my friends who already knows all of this, skip this chapter and the next.

First of all, real quick “disclaimers”: Tone and quality will vary wildly depending on what’s happening. This wasn’t originally designed for Ao3, as I’ll explain in a moment, and while I tried to make it more consistent since I now have full control over the story, I am still completely insane so this will not be a very serious fanfic except in the REALLY important parts. While there won’t be anything very NSFW here, I do swear a lot (not Vivziepop level, but it may get annoying to some), so just comment if you want me to tone the fuckshits down a little.

Now, some backstory: I’ve been on Discord for many years now, and when I was 11 (I know, against Discord ToS, but I didn’t give a damn at the time) and still new to everything I found a very interesting server called Survivor. It was a roleplay server, where people would use the Tupperbox bot to make 5 characters per user fight each other in, you probably guessed it, Survivor-style. I loved this idea, so I naturally joined.

However, there was one big problem. The owner of the server, as well as a few of the other people, were completely batshit insane, and not in the fun way. I won’t say too much, but this server was the first place I ever saw porn. At age 11.

Yeah that server sucked, but I had the sense to leave pretty fast, and luckily I wasn’t traumatized for the rest of my life, but I still blame that server for helping make a big part of my life and personality. And the reason is…

After I left, I reflected that I loved the idea of Survivor, but I hated the people in it. So naturally, I made my own, inviting my best friend at the time and 3 people who I knew almost nothing about except that they like roleplaying, and made my own, called Furvivor.

We had 5 “seasons”, so to speak, but Season 6 got cancelled because I wanted to start over! A lot of the stuff that happened was weird, and that world wasn’t in a great spot, so I made some characters create a new universe and the real world equivalent was to make a new server! Thus, Furvivor Rebooted was born.

Furvivor Rerebooted isn’t a third server that I made, but rather me remaking Furvivor Rebooted for Ao3. The characters are the same, the elimination order is the same, and most of the plot points are the same, but now more people can see my masterpiece.

There will be 5 seasons, each its own work. A chapter will consist of a challenge, an elimination, and any interactions before the challenge or before the elimination.

As I said above, quality will vary wildly, but characters may not act the same as in their source material, depending on how much I know about them and also who they were used by in the original server. There’s also a few “original characters” made off of generic enemies from games like Mario, Minecraft and especially Pokémon.

There is also no intentional main character for most seasons.
There may be a main villain or a character that gets a bit more screen time, but never a main protagonist.

Me (the writer) and you (the reader) are sort of characters. My narration can be heard by certain characters, but it’s mostly just used for gags. The characters that can do that are also aware of the fact that their in a fanfic and that they’re being read, but they obviously can’t communicate with you like with me.

There is a very cool rock that is wielded by the characters from the old server (more on them in Meet the Cast), and an identical one wielded by the host. There’s 2 because they’re from different universes, but both give basically limitless power. The only limit is that it can’t do everything at once. For example, it can’t simply erase the universe, but it can create something designed for that purpose, or just erase it very slowly. Small tasks, though, like moving a boulder telekinetically, can be done easily, though. If one has it for long enough, my voice can be heard and that one will become self-aware, and from that point onward, that one will be cursed with this knowledge.

I think that’s all, so you can go to Meet the Cast or just skip to the actual story! I don’t mind either, but certain characters will be a little confusing if I don’t introduce them to you first.

Have fun! You probably won’t, but I hope you do anyways!

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Here’s our host! It’s… FURRET(Pokemon)!
He’s a little silly, but he loves a good show, and his great imagination leads him to make a lot of interesting challenges! Unfortunately, he can be a little childish at times.

Next up, the previous worlds world-traveling inhabitants. There’s 5 from the original server who already were established characters, but one doesn’t actually appear until I think season 3.

First is George, from PGHLFilms’s Piggy RPs specifically. I couldn’t find him in the characters section, so he’s just under the “Original Characters” part. He’s one of the most important characters in vivor (vivor is just what I use to refer to every season, since they all have different names with only one not having “vivor” in it). Him specifically being from PGHLFilms’s Piggy RPs doesn’t really matter too much, but he says “DONT ASK QUESTIONS” a lot so… yeah. However, he’s about as far removed from what he used to be as possible. He is completely made up of code, as the “real” George made a machine to hold a replica of his world right before dying. This George then got glitched out by that world and tried to destroy it, but then died, and got brought back as a completely different person. Now he’s a silly goober who is very frail but can build anything in 10 seconds as long as he has the materials. He’s also everyone’s best friend, but especially Niko’s. If you want to know how he entered this world despite being code, well… rock.

Next up is Niko from OneShot. While their gender is unknown in that game, he’s fully male in vivor. Sorry if you think Niko is female. He’s part of the same simulated world that George is in, but for some reason he’s not just made up of code. He sticks with George a lot more than anyone else does, and also falls asleep a lot. He’s mostly just around because he’s too close to George for the others to ever consider getting rid of him, despite being the most sane one by a sizable margin.

Next up is Marx from Kirby. He’s always in his Marx Soul form, and he’s even more insane than in many portrayals of him. He’s the main holder of his version of the rock and he also talks to me a lot. He won’t appear a lot for now, but he occasionally shows up to talk to George. He won season 4 of the original server.

Then there’s GatlingGroink from Pikmin. His personality is very similar to Marx’s, but slightly different because he has a different user in the server. He’s called Gornick or Groink by his friends and me. Not much else to him. He won season 5 of the original server.

The last one is Notey. She wasn’t supposed to appear at all this season, but she does exist. She served as the voice of reason for the group until George became sane and Niko joined them. Now she mostly is just a nice girl who loves music and microphones.
She’s also the only character who can truly be called a vivor OC. I didn’t make her, one of my friends did, but she essentially is just a living musical note (like an object show character if you know what those are)

Alright, the rest are much less long-winded to explain, so I’ll speed through them.

Niko, Groink and George are competing from the start.

Red(Everhood): Silent, brooding, and he looks like Geno from Super Mario RPG.

Lemmy(Mario): Loves preforming, very goofy, and will always try to entertain the “audience”. Nobody tell him that the “audience” can only see words.

Prototype(OneShot): A robot that was built to be like a human, will calculate every small move in the game.

George(OneShot): I was originally gonna put her in every season with a different dice face and personality (because that’s her gimmick in the game) but I needed character slots so I ended up not doing that and only putting her in this season. Unfortunately, I wanted to make them get better and better, so she has my least favorite George personality, the sleep-deprived workaholic one.

Space Core(Portal 2): He really loves space.

Alula(OneShot): A nice little girl, who is very energetic and has probably committed arson at least once.

GB(original vivor): I forgot that he was also part of that group. He’s a robot built by George(the cool one). He’s extremely overpowered but also extremely stupid. He happens to look exactly like Prototype, but you can still always tell the difference thanks to their expressions.

Webber(Don’t Starve): Two people at once, though only one of them really does a lot. Webber’s pretty nice, and living in the Don’t Starve world (or the Constant if you’re cool and know what that is) has made him pretty sharp in extreme circumstances.

WX-78(Don’t Starve): Genocidal robot who wants to kill all humans, and is also pretty smart. I sometimes forget that they’re not a he, but I mean it’s a robot, it probably doesn’t care.

Rabbid Mario(Mario + Rabbids): Dumb meathead guy idk. I wish he wasn’t able to speak, but thanks to Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope, he can.

Pump(Spooky Month): He loves being spooky, being silly, defying the laws of physics, and other stuff.

Curious George(Curious George): Definitely the most inaccurate character here. He’s a terrifying force that will kill anything that stands in his way, while going “Ooh-ooh!” the entire time.

Goggles(Splatoon): He may also be inaccurate, but I didn’t read the Splatoon Manga. All I know is I hate him so much. He’s basically the embodiment of my friends edgy “bigotry = funny” humor that he had at the time. He didn’t say slurs and stuff, but Goggles was basically his way to just shout things like “I HATE LIBERALS” for no reason. I was very tempted to just make him first boot, but I have to keep placements accurate.

George(Peppa Pig): He doesn’t say anything except “Dinosaur!” And he has no clue what is going on 80% of the time.

Elder Guardian(Minecraft): is old, powerful, and probably wise but nobody cares enough about it to know for sure.

Melon-Pult(Plants Vs. Zombies): Uhh… I’m sorry Block, I don’t remember a single character trait about this thing, so I’ll just make my own traits! Or maybe I’ll forget about it completely, who knows?

Boo(Mario): Last but not least but also definitely not most, we have this little ghost person. She likes to scare people, but doesn’t like being looked at unless it’s by someone she is comfortable with. She will absolutely stick by people he knows until the very end, though.
I did not expect “Original Boo Character” to be one of the first things I found in character tags. Y’all really love your boos, huh?

There’s also going to be several special guests that appear for challenges, including Green Mage(Everhood) and Sans and Papyrus(Undertale) and probably others but those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.

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All of the contestants except the world hoppers are on the cruise ship. Lemmy is preforming several circus magic tricks. Pump, Alula, Webber, Curious George and the Peppa Pig George are watching. WX is trying to drown Goggles, while Elder Guardian is watching in the ocean. Boo is trying to scare everyone, but only Melon-Pult and Rabbid Mario get spooked. Space Core is spazzing out in a corner, Red is sleeping, and Prototype and George(OneShot) are having a conversation. A portal appears and GB, Niko, George(the cool one), Notey and Gornick fall from it. Groink is knocked out. Marx flies out a moment later, says something inaudible, then disappears with Notey.

Prototype immediately notices something. He looks at his arm to see his reflection, then he looks at GB.

Proto: [What the…]

GB hasn’t noticed. He speaks with a notably less robotic voice.

GB: Hey george where are we?

George(Piggy): For the last time, don’t ask questions.

GB: Ah, makes sense.

Prototype starts talking to himself.

Proto: [Interesting. Another model of myself, perhaps?]

GB notices Prototype.

GB: cool.

He stops paying attention. Prototype walks up to him.

Proto: [Hello.]

GB: HMMMMMM. You look familiar. I wonder why.

Proto: [You seem to have been built similarly to me. Tell me, who made you?]

GB: The pig man over there.

George waves.

Niko: Uh, George? Is that some alternate GB?

George: I dunno.

Prototype looks at Niko and George.

Proto: [Wait… N-Niko?]

Niko: Huh…? Wait, you’re not GB! Prototype? Hi! How’ve you been?

Niko and Proto keep talking for a bit, and George and GB talk about politics in the water for some reason, until something teleports them back in the boat.

Proto: [Oh, it’s back.]

Niko notices George(The Oneshot one) being stressed out and goes to talk to her.

Niko: Hi george!

George(Piggy): Hi Niko.

Niko: N-not you.

George(OneShot): Huh?
MESSIAH?

NIko: Nice to see you again!

George(OneShot): Um… shouldn’t you be in your world?

Niko: I got teleported here!

George(OneShot): Wait… so you can… teleport? So all that stress with the squares and the sun was for NOTHING?

Niko: N-no! No, I just got teleported by something else.

While they’re catching up, GB finally makes a realization.

GB: OHHHH! I just realized why you look so familiar!
You’re Bob, right?

Proto: […Just look in a mirror.]

GB’s arm turns into a mirror.

GB: Huh, that’s cool.
Didn’t know I could do that.
So why did you want me to do that?

Proto looks at george.

Proto: [You could’ve built him with more intelligence. This feels like an insult.]

Suddenly a voice speaks up.

Lemmy: Hey everyone! The boat has made it!

Space core: SPACE!

GB: LAND!

Space Core’s space sounds rapidly get faster and angrier for a few seconds in response to this.

Everyone gets on land.

Melon-Pult: so this is for that “Furvivor” thing, right?

Everyone makes some kind of sound or expression in affirmation.

Niko: Yeah, it’s a gameshow!

Alula takes no notice at the fact that she’s seeing Niko for the first time in a long time.

Alula: Cool, I like games!

Lemmy: Me too!

George(the cool one) sees Lemmy.

George(Piggy): Oh hey Lemmy.
Wait, are you the same lemmy?

Lemmy: No!

George(Piggy): Ah. Is that, like, a joke or-

Lemmy: I’ve never met you in my life!

George(Piggy): …Okay.
…Where is Marx? He kinda just brought us here then disappeared.

Marx is currently in another dimension, causing mass terror.

George(Piggy): Ah, thanks for that. Good for him.
Where is the host?

As George says that, a spotlight appears somehow, and a stage rises from the ground with a long rodent on it.

Furret: RIIIIIIIIIIGHT HEEEEEERE!

None of the characters care about his showboating, except for Lemmy who gives polite applause. Everyone else just says hi or ignores him.

Furret: I’m sure you all know who I am! I gave the contract, after all- WAIT!
We have too many people! There should only be 16, but instead there’s 20!

Furret points to GB, George, Niko and Groink.

Furret: You guys are new!
Hmmmm…
EHHHHHH WHO CARES WELCOME TO THE SHOW

All of them say “Cool” in sync.

GB: Hey, can me and me be on the same team?

Proto: [Oh, now you understand.]

Furret: Hm?
OH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT’S FUNNY!
Yeah sure, whatever!

George(Piggy): Uh. You seem to have taken a lot of drugs.

Furret: Yeah that’s how I am! People say it’s endearing.
Uh, anyways, teams!
I’m just gonna close my eyes and point to random people, then assign random teams!

George(Piggy): wait, if you’re giving random teams why do you need to close your eyes and point?

George gets set on fire.

Furret: ANYWAYS!

*time gets skipped to when teams are made*

Furret: Here are the teams!
Team 1 has Curious George, the George with the blue hat, Niko, Elder Guardian, GB, Dice George, Goggles, Lemmy, WX-78, and Groink! You’ll be known as Team Curious!
Team 2 has small George, Space core, Webber, Prototype, Pump, Alula, Boo, Rabbid Mario, Red, and Melon-Pult! You’ll be known as Team Dine Saur! Because that’s what the small george sounds like when he says “Dinosaur”.

The small George looks very excited.

George(Peppa Pig): Grrr!

Furret: Okay! Now that teams are settled, We can do the first challenge!
Okay furret, you’ve been practicing this for at least a year…
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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Furret: Yes, that’s right! Team battle to the death!

Goggles: WOOHOO! I LOVE KILLING MINORITIES!

ElderGuardian: …Murder? You brought us here just to kill each other?

Furret: Oh heavens no! This is just the first challenge!

Melon-Pult: but then most of us will be dead!

Furret shoots Melon-Pult in the face. She instantly dies, but then gets respawned by a respawn machine.

Furret: any more questions?

Nobody says anything.

Furret: COOL! You have 1 minute to set up, then you gotta fight!

Groink: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT FRIENDLY FIRE?

Furret: A- I mean, you can still kill your teammates! If that’s fun to you. I know I would have fun with it if this was a new thing! But I won’t bring them back until after the challenge ends.

Groink: COOL, COOL.

George(Piggy): Uh, maybe don’t shoot our teammate?

The minute ends. Everyone except George(OneShot), Gatling Groink and George(Piggy) have left. Groink immediately kills George(Oneshot).

George(Piggy): Seriously Gornick?

Groink: WHAT? SHE WAS ANNOYING!

Meanwhile, in the island’s forest, Curious George is eating a banana when Space Core rams him and subsequently gets brutally ripped to shreds by this insane monkey.
A spider then attacks Curious George. He kills it, but then more spiders attack him, until he’s covered in spiders. Curious George gets skeletonized.

Webber: Great job, guys! Here’s my thanks!

Webber throws a bunch of pieces of monster meat at the spiders, who happily devour it.

Higher up, GB is floating in the air, carrying George and Niko. He suddenly gets hit by a twig. Angered, he puts his teammates on the top of a mountain before flying down to see who hit him.

Prototype: [Hello.]

GB: I’m going to kill you.

Proto: [I wouldn’t be too sure of that.]

GB grabs Prototype and starts flying up. However, before he gets too high, Proto punches out GB’s leg boosters, making them both fall.
GB dies, while Proto is barely alive due to having sustained less damage. This doesn’t last long, as WX-78 is behind him, and caves his head in with a pickaxe.

WX: HAHA, INFERIOR ROBOTS

While WX is gloating, Alula caves it’s head in with her own pickaxe that she found.

Alula: Wow! That was fun!

However, this dumb interaction didn’t end at her, as Groink was actually behind her the entire time, and he shoots her to death.

Groink: WOW, THIS CERTAINLY HAPPENED

George(Peppa Pig) was behind him, but he didn’t kill him because he’s completely unaware of what is happening.

Groink: AH THANKS FOR THAT, GOD

Groink shoots the baby immediately.

Meanwhile, George(the only alive one) and Niko are watching everything happen from the mountain. Niko looks worried, while George is eating popcorn.
A melon flies at Niko from above.

George: ah shite.

George pushes Niko out of the way before getting smacked by the melon directly to the head. He only gets knocked out by this, but then another melon hits him and that’s enough to kill him.

Melon-Pult: Wow, this is easy!

Melon-Pult lobs another melon, this time at Niko, but then a bomb hits it in mid-air and they both explode.

Lemmy: Bulls-eye!

Melon-Pult, annoyed, tries to kill Lemmy with her melons. Lemmy is just either dodging or blocking them, and he’s more just messing around than anything. Lemmy finally actually tries to attack Melon-Pult with a bomb, but her catapult catches it then throws it back.
Lemmy kicks it away, but it ends up narrowly missing Niko.

Lemmy: Whoopsie-doodle! Okay, how about this?

Lemmy goes in his shell and slams into Melon-Pult. Due to being a very slow-moving plant, she can’t stop that and gets knocked off the mountain, which kills her.

Lemmy: sick! Alright, can you handle yourself?

Niko: yeah probably.

Lemmy gives a thumbs up and goes back down the mountain. As soon as he disappears from sight, Boo appears behind Niko and spooks him.
It doesn’t do damage, but Niko is spooked enough to pass out and due to being at the edge of the mountain, he falls all the way down and dies.

Meanwhile, Pump is walking around when Goggles starts shooting ink at him.

Pump: hehehe, that tickles!

Goggles: How are you not dead?

Pump simply shrugs, and Goggles charges at him with a roller.

Pump: Aw, I’m not as spooky when I’m blue!

Pump pours water on himself, and Goggles also gets hit by a lot of that water. He proceeds to melt.
Pump just stares at where Goggles was, then does the spooky dance.

Groink: AHA! I FOUND SOMEONE!

Groink shoots Pump, which kills him. However, Boo is behind him and starts poking around, making sure Groink can’t tell what it is.

Groink: GOD DAMN GHOST FLIES, I HATE YOU

Groink tries to shoot at Boo, but the bullets just go through her.

Boo: Now!

Rabbid Mario pops up from behind and uses his Dukes to punch Groink. He turns around just in time for his face shield to absorb the punch, but it breaks.

Groink: GOD THIS IS SO CRINGE.

Groink shoots at Rabbid Mario, but only gets one bullet in before Rabbid Mario punches him to death.

Rabbid Mario: Bwahaha! Nice one!

Meanwhile again, Elder Guardian is sitting alone in the woods.

E. Guard: Our team is dropping like flies… I may need to take action at this time.

Elder Guardian goes to where Red is and jumps in the air, crushing Red before he could jump out of the way.

E. Guard: Now… I must find my last teammate before it’s much too late.

Said teammate (Lemmy) has just entered the forest, where he found Webber. Webber sees him and calmly whistles for his spiders to attack.

Lemmy: Woah, that’s some pretty impressive commanding! Unfortunately, it inconveniences me, so I’m afraid you’ll have to lose this army.

Lemmy jumps on a tree and throws a bomb down at the spider army, killing almost all of the spiders (or at least enough for the army to not be much of a threat). Lemmy then jumps down and lands on Webbers head, crushing him Mario style.

Speaking of Mario, the rabbid version of him shows up with Boo right after this.

Lemmy: alright, a rabbit and a ghost? Shouldn’t be too hard! Hahaha!
Now, witness as Lemmy-

Rabbid Mario rushes to Lemmy and punches him 3 times in rapid succession, knocking Lemmy far enough in the air that if the punches dont kill him the fall definitely does.

Rabbid Mario: Take that, Koopa!

Boo: Wow.

Suddenly Rabbid Mario gets hit by a laser, which blasts him away.

Boo: The heck was that?

Elder Guardian: Hello.

Elder Guardian charges a laser on Boo. Boo just laughs.

Boo: Eeheehee! You can’t kill a ghos-

The laser hits Boo anyway, and she gets completely vaporized.

E. Guard: With magic, I absolutely can.

Furret: WOW! In a surprising upset, team Curious wins! That means Team Dine Saur has to vote one person out of their group to leave the game for good! So vote, NOW!

E. Guard: …They won’t be discussing?

Furret: Discussing what? You’ve only known each other for a few hours!

E. Guard: A-

Timeskip to when everybody has voted, and they’re all at the beach.

Furret: Okay everybuddy! We have the votes! They were very close.
First one safe, with 0 votes is…
Boo!

Boo: Cool, do I get a reward?

Furret: No!
Next safe is Webber, also with 0 votes.

Webber: Yay!

Furret: And Melon-Pult also got 0 votes.
Next safe, with 1 vote…
Is Space Core!

Space Core: Space.

Furret: Space indeed, my friend.
Next safe is Alula, also with 1 vote. Funny how that works!

Alula: Woohoo! Throw the marshmallow in my mouth!

Furret: Marshmallow?

Alula: yeah, that’s what you do in these shows, right?

Furret: …
Next safe is Prototype, with 1 vote…
And Red also had 1 vote!

Neither say anything.

Furret: And…
GOD DAMMIT!

Everyone is taken a little aback by Furret’s outburst.

Furret: We have a 3-way tie, between Rabbid Mario, Pump and George! I mean, the small one. The dinosaur one.

George(Peppa Pig): Dinosaur!

Furret: Ok, tiebreakers! Uhhhhhhhh
Make something that looks like me! Worst one gets out!

I have no fucking clue how to make this interesting so I’ll just skip to the end.

George: Dine Saur Furret!

It’s a Furret plush with the head of one of George’s dinosaur figures.

Furret: Wow! I always did think of myself as a beast, so I love it! Next?

Pump: here you go!

He has a Furret plush that he summoned via an EVIL Ouija Board. (It takes souls from heaven instead of hell!)

Furret: I mean… kinda boring but it does look like me! 5. Next!

Rabbid Mario hands Furret a hyper-realistic ferret model.

Furret: Ew! I hate ferrets!

Rabbid Mario: Wait no, I meant-

Furret: ZERO OUT OF TEN, YOU’RE OUT!

Rabbid Mario: CURSE YOU TYPOOOOOOOOS!

Rabbid Mario gets thrown off the island by Furret.

Furret: Alright! Now that this is finally over, I can get some well-deserved rest!
Uh, am I forgetting something?

Niko: don’t you-

Furret: Well if I forgot, it probably wasn’t that important!

Furret disappears.

Niko: (he forgot to do the outro…)

Votes:
Webber- George(Peppa Pig)
Melon-Pult- Rabbid Mario
Boo- Space Core
Space Core- Alula
Red- George(Peppa Pig)
Prototype- Pump
Alula- Red
George(Peppa Pig)- Rabbid Mario
Rabbid Mario- Pump
Pump- Prototype

Current team status:
Team Curious: C. George, George(Piggy), George(OneShot), Niko, GB, Gatling Groink, Lemmy, Elder Guardian, Goggles and WX-78
Team Dine Saur: George(Peppa Pig), Pump, Alula, Prototype, Space Core, Boo, Melon-Pult, Webber and Red

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Each team is in their own cabins. Furret is standing in front of them.

Furret: HELLO! It is I, your glorious host, Mr. Fur Ret or something like that.
Last time on Furvivor, we had our first challenge: my favorite activity, murder! Don’t put that on the air.
While team Dine Saur was using trickery and teamwork to get the lead for the majority of the challenge, Elder Guardian was able to create an upset for it’s team, and team curious lost! After a strange tie and an even stranger tiebreaker, Rabbid Mario got eliminated despite his impressive showing in the challenge.
Now it’s time for the next challenge, but not quite yet!
Wait, that didn’t make sense.
ANYWAY. I am going to introduce you guys to a new part of this game you haven’t seen yet! I’m hyping this up a lot for what it is!

Its literally just a confessional.

CONFESSIONAL-Furret: Wow, so cool right? People can talk in here and stuff, and from now on you can see people when they vote in here!
Yeah, they were in last episode, but silly me, I forgot to ever introduce you to them!
Oh hey, it’s that time!

Team Dine Saur is sitting doing their own things.

Pump: So, you kinda wave your arms like this…

Alula: Cool! Let me try!

Alula does the spooky dance. Webber claps.

Webber: Wow, even some of our spider pets are doing that dance! It really is known everywhere, huh?

Pump: Everyone must do it whenever it’s spooky month!

Melon-Pult: Uh, it’s August.

All three of them slowly turn to face Melon-Pult.

Melon-Pult: …whatever.

Melon-Pult tries to go to her room before she can get jumped by small children, but then Furret suddenly appears in front of the door.

Furret: CHALLENGE TIME!

Meanwhile, in the Team Curious Cabin, they’re partying. Lemmy is preforming magic tricks, Niko is sleeping, and for some reason George is in what looks like a prison cell.

Niko: Uh, George? Why are you in there?

George: I forgot to leave before I finished building it.

Niko: W-why did you build it?

George: I thought it would look cool!

Niko: ah.

George: Oi GB, can you destroy these bars real quick?

GB does that. Furret shows up right after.

Furret: CHALLENGE TI-

George: Hey Furret, can you fix the bars with your rock?

Furret: sure thing friendo!

Furret walks in the cell

Furret: cool broken cell you have here.

Furret repairs it with a snap.

George: wait, you might wanna get out firs-

Furret is now stuck in the cage.

Furret: Ah, shucks!

Furret blows up the entire cell to escape.

Furret: Anyways, come with me to the challenge area! The other team is probably already there!

George: Ok.

Challenge!!1!1!1!1

Furret: Ok guys! Don’t you think this place looks a little too detailed and interesting?

Nobody says yes.

Furret: Ok, rude.
But I had this idea!

Furret turns the area they’re in right now to a completely flat field with nothing but grass and soil. Some of the grass turns white to make shapes, then some goal nets appear.

Proto: [So we’re just playing soccer? Why did you need to put on that big of a show for that?]

Lemmy: Everything is a show! I get it.

Furret: ye.
But also I’m allergic to boringness!

Proto: [A-]

Furret immediately breaks out in hives. Several of the less serious contestants laugh.

Furret(suddenly fine): Anyways choose a goalie or something idk I don’t play football

GB: I think it would be funny if me and me were goalies.

Proto: [I would say I won’t do that just for your funnies, but considering the small size of many of my teammates, I would probably be the best fit.]

Elder Guardian: I’m much larger than any of you. I should be-

GB: Noooooo, it’s gonna be me vs me!

Elder Guardian: We may lose if we do…

George(OneShot): Stop arguing, this is stressing me out way too much!

Elder Guardian: …very well. If we lose this challenge, I would suggest you all remember this interaction, but I shall concede in letting GB be goalie, for now.

GB: I like your funny words, magic man.

Furret: Ok, first to 3 goals wins because I don’t know how time and pauses in these sports games work.

Webber gets the ball first and kicks it to team Curious’s goal.

Alula: Wait, aren’t you on our team?

Webber, yeah, we kicked it to the goal Team Curious is blocking!

Alula: Ooooooh! Sorry, but they all look the same!

Goggles: Haha, that reminds me of-

Curious George looks straight at goggles and speaks in perfect English.

Curious George: shut the fuck up.

Goggles: what?

Curious George: Ooh ooh ohh!

While they are talking, GB kicks the ball all the way to the other side of the field. Prototype kicks the ball away, but accidentally hits it out of the field.

Furret: Okay, that means that team Curious gets a shot at the goal.

Since nobody is paying attention, George(Piggy) ends up being the one to try the goal kick. He kicks the ball and it barely moves.

George: Yeah, I saw that coming.

Proto: [Uh. Does that count?]

Furret: hmm.

GB: wait wait hold on I got this.

GB whispers something in George’s ear. George screams and then kicks the ball so hard it goes through the net.

Furret: That’s indeed a point!

As a new net gets spawned, the contestants wait to start the next round. WX-78 tries to get the ball, but Boo sprays water at it, which makes it short-circuit.

Goggles: HEY! Not very cool!

Boo sprays goggles, and he instantly disintegrates.
Elder Guardian tries to shoot a laser at Boo, but she dodges and the laser instead hits Curious George in the back.
Curious George goes on a rampage, attacking anyone on either team who looks like they would attack him, starting a fight between everyone.
While this is happening, George(Peppa pig), completely oblivious, sees the ball and starts playing with it until the ball just happens to go into Team Curious’s goal.

Furret: TEAM DINE SAUR GETS A POINT!

Curious George stops attacking everyone after hearing that, and he instead eats George(Peppa Pig) in one bite.

In the next round, everyone is revived (except for WX, who is not fully dead but still unable to do anything) and Webber gets the ball first.

Webber kicks the ball to the goal, but GB catches it and knocks it away. Somehow this reaches Prototype, who tosses it to George(Peppa Pig), who is currently pretending to be a soccer ball.
Lemmy takes the bait and kicks George instead of the ball.
Red kicks the ball over to Team Curious’s goal while Lemmy is kicking George. GB tries to block, but Boo sprays him with water.

GB: ah dang

GB falls over.

George(Piggy): GB what are you doing, you’re waterproof

GB: Oh right, I forgot.

GB gets back up, but at that point Alula already got the ball into the goal.

CONFESSIONAL-George(Piggy): Hm. Maybe GB is too dumb. I mean, when I built him he kinda needed to be because I wasn’t as skilled as I am now, but…
Nah, he’s funnier like this. I’m not changing him just because of this game. Maybe another mode…

Furret: Now that was fun to watch! Dine Saur gets a point!

Next round, there’s a bit of a back-and-forth between Melon-Pult, Boo, and most of Team Curious.
The way it goes is that a Team Curious member kicks the ball, Boo uses her strange ghostliness to stop the ball and get it in Melon-Pults catapult, and she lobs the ball back, and repeat. Elder Guardian has taken over as goalie for the time, so it’s a stalemate for a while.
Eventually, Team Curious kicks the ball again, but for some reason it’s suddenly yellow. As boo stops this, it suddenly vanishes and that moment of distraction is enough for Groink to get the ball into the goal.

Furret: For the first time in a while, Team Curious has the point!

Boo: How did that happen?

Lemmy: Hahaha! I’d be a pretty bad magician if I couldn’t even create illusions!
But that wasn’t even an illusion, I just spawned a ball. It’s, like… kinda what I’m known for!

CONFESSIONAL-George(OneShot): Lucky…

For the final round, Goggles immediately starts by putting the ball in his mouth and running to the goal. However, he slips on a random puddle that also dissolves him.
Prototype gets the ball, and he kicks it to Webber who kicks it to Alula who kicks it to Space Core who (somehow) kicks it to Red who kicks it to the goal. GB stops the ball and starts sitting on it to prevent it from moving, but Pump kicks him in the crotch, which happens to be where his power-off button is, so GB shuts off. George(OneShot) grabs Pump, but a melon from Melon-Pult instantly kills her before she can do anything else, and Boo uses her spookiness to scare most of the rest of Team Curious away. Finally, George(Peppa Pig) nudges the ball into the goal.

Furret: Wow! Literally your entire team teamed up for that! Congratulations team Dine Saur for winning!

Everyone on team Dine Saur except Red, Prototype, Space Core and Melon-Pult do the spooky dance in celebration. (Space core and Melon-Pult would be doing it too but they have nothing resembling limbs. They’re trying their best.)

Proto: [Wow.]

Furret: the rest of you, get to voting!

George(Piggy), Niko, GB and Groink are talking amongst themselves.

Groink: SORRY, MY LEGS ARE TINY, I COULDNT DO MUCH

George: Nah, it’s fine, you did still get a goal

Niko: Uh, I’ll be fine, right?

GB: Yeah, a lot of people sucked, and I don’t think enough of the others remember you, so they won’t think of you.

Niko: Hey!

GB: What?

George: Okay, let’s see…

GB: I say we vote off Elder Guardian.

Groink: BUT HE WON THE FIRST CHALLENGE?

GB: He’s also a dick.

George: And? Everyone on our team except Niko is a dick.

GB seems to think about something but doesn’t say anything.

George: I get you don’t want to be voted, but we’ll be fine. There’s 4 of us, and like I just said, everyone here is a dick, so they’ll probably be at each other’s throats.

Groink: GEORGE IS KINDA USELESS

The other 3 all look at Groink.

GB: Gornick what the fuck

Groink: I MEAN
THE DICE ONE
SHE HASNT DONE ANYTHING

George: to be fair you did kill her first thing in the first challenge-

Groink: I STILL WANNA VOTE HER

GB: Yeah sure, why not?

Niko: Aww, I don’t wanna see her go so soon…

George: You know you don’t have to vote with us, right?

Niko: But I don’t wanna be voted out!

George: Well it’s your choice. Remember it’s just a game.

Niko: Okay.

CONFESSIONAL- George(OneShot): I’m not forgetting that Groink just killed me last time! I’m voting him.

CONFESSIONAL- Groink: VOTING OFF THE ANNOYING DICE GIRL.

CONFESSIONAL- Goggles: I hate that stupid fucking monkey.

CONFESSIONAL- Curious George: Ooh ooh ooh!

Curious George holds Goggles’s name up and puts it in the vote box.

CONFESSIONAL- Elder Guardian: I am voting GB. I told him that if he was goalie we’d be more likely to lose, and we lost… by a very close margin. Now I shall see if anyone else remembers my words.

CONFESSIONAL- WX: THE APE IS SIMPLY A HUMAN BUT EVEN MORE INFERIOR SO I WILL VOTE IT

CONFESSIONAL- George(Piggy): I’ll vote the dice me.

CONFESSIONAL- Lemmy: Curious George went on a whole rampage today, if he doesn’t get out I’ll be very surprised!

CONFESSIONAL- GB: I’m gonna vote dice lady who has a male name for some reason.

CONFESSIONAL- Niko: Hmm… I don’t know… this is a tough one…

And I’m gonna let you not know until the eliminated person is revealed because I’m a dick! We’re at elimination now.

Furret: votes are in!

The first one safe with no votes is George!

George(OneShot): Ok good!

Furret: Not you, the pig!

George(Peppa Pig): DINOSAUR!

Furret: Not you either! You’re not even on this team! The cool one!

Curious George: Oo-

Furret: I’m going to kill myself!
Anyways the George who hasn’t said anything is safe.

George(Piggy): Sick.

Furret: next safe is… Elder Guardian, also with 0 votes!

Elder Guardian: good.

Furret: Next up…
Lemmy is safe, with a total of 0 votes.
So are WX-78 and Niko.

Niko: really?

Furret: everyone else got votes, though!

Groink: WHAT

Furret: The next one safe, with 1 vote is Gornick!

Groink: YIPPEE

Furret: Then it’s goggles, also with 1 vote!

Goggles: I’m going to kill the one person that voted me.

Furret: the last one to only get 1 vote was GB!

GB: epic

Furret: between 2 Georges, one got 3 votes and the other got 4! Either way, I’m glad to be rid of a George, it’s very confusing and my brain doesn’t like confusion!

George(OneShot): Well yay for you, but this is stressing me out! I don’t like being in the bottom two!

Furret: Well good! Because you’re never gonna be in the bottom two again! Curious George is safe, meaning you are out! Good bye, good luck, and good riddance!

George(OneShot): Wait why do I need good lu-

Furret grabs George and flings her across the ocean.

Furret: Now that the complainer is gone with the wind, we can get ready for next challenge!
Uh… Oh right, I remember what I forgot last time!
My oven is running!
I gotta catch it!

Furret skedaddles away.

Current team status:
Team Curious: Curious George, George, Niko, GB, Gatling Groink, Lemmy, Elder Guardian, Goggles and WX-78
Team Dine Saur: George Pig, Pump, Alula, Prototype, Space Core, Boo, Melon-Pult, Webber and Red

Chapter Text

Furret: Welcome back to the land of the fur and the vivor! I’m very surprised if you actually made it this far without your brain deteriorating beyond repair!
Last time, we played a fun, nifty game of football, or soccer, or WHATEVER YOU CALL IT! Tensions were very low, but I’m going to say they were high anyways, because Team Curious lost to Team Dine Saur’s cooperation! This led to them making everyone’s life a lot easier by voting out the most annoying contestant, George!
Uh, the dice one. The one from OneShot, I can say that because I have funny 4th wall powers.
Yes, and while team Curious now has one alliance that is in charge, team Dine Saur has strengthened their bond with each other equally!
Uh, except maybe Red, but nobody can tell with that guy.
But enough blabbering, the challenge will start momentarily! I just need to set a few things up first.

Team Curious is talking amongst themselves in the cabin, when George comes in.

George: Hey guys, I got some beer I stole from Furret!

GB: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Niko: What? How? Why?

George: Well… me and GB had a bet, and whoever lost would have to sneak into Furret’s house and take only the most valuable thing we could find.

Niko: Wait, it’s valuable? Can I try some then?

George: wait I don’t think-

GB: Yeah sure, do it!

Niko: Alright!

Niko drinks some and immediately passes out.

George: GB I am going to throttle you.

GB, unbothered, cuts a crudely mouth-shaped hole below his eye and throws every single bottle in it. He then dies due to that heavily damaging his wiring.

George: (god dammit…)

Groink: NICE

George: Not nice, Niko is light enough that that probably made him extremely drunk.

Groink: AWESOME!

George sighs. Furret appears to announce challenge time, but before that happens we suddenly cut to Team Dine Saur. Currently, they’re seeing how many melons from Melon-Pult can be stacked on Alula’s head. They’re at 7.

Alula: This is nothing! I can do this all day!

Pump moves slightly to the left. Boo accidentally tickles Alula while trying to stack another melon, making her lose her balance, and the melons fall where Pump was just standing.

Proto: […How did you know where they were going to fall?]

Pump: huh?

Proto: [You moved out of the way before the melons even started falling. How?]

Pump just stares and then shrugs.

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: What is he talking about?

Webber: Hey, one of our spiders said Furret was coming!

Pump: Yay! Challenge!

Furret shows up.

Furret: CHALLENGE TIME! Come to the beach for the challenge!

At the beach, Furret is right next to the ocean with 2 boats.

Furret: Okay! This challenge…

The boats explode.

Furret: …has nothing to do with boats!

CONFESSIONAL-GB: This Furret guy is sick as hell.

WX: THEN WHY DID-

George: Shh. I think he wants us to not ask questions.

Furret: Correct you are!
This challenge is split into 3 parts!
For part 1, you need to dive into the ocean and find a key!
For part 2, you need to find the treasure chest that the key unlocks!
I’ll explain part 3 once you find what’s inside the treasure chest.

GB: damn i can’t swim

George: You’re waterproof.

GB: So? I still can’t swim.

George: can’t you just… walk on the seafloor?

GB just stares at George for a few seconds.

GB: …huh.

Lemmy, tired of the indecision, dives into the ocean. George is about to do the same, but then he notices Niko, who is not doing well.

Niko: Hey geeeeorge, there’s 3 of you now!

George: I can’t tell if that’s a joke about there being 3 people named George or if your eyesight is really bad right now.

Niko: I don’ know…

Furret slaps Niko.

Furret: Hey! Stop being drunk, the children only like bloodshed!

Niko is unfazed.

Niko: Hey, I see our house from here!

George sighs.

George: Ok, I’m gonna make sure Niko doesn’t get himself killed in 48 ways.

E. Guardian: It does not matter. I am at my strongest in water.

Elder Guardian goes in the water and finds the key after 10 seconds.

Pump jumps in afterwards. The water should be blinding, but his costume makes it so he can perfectly see. He also finds his key very fast.

Furret: Wow, that was fast!
A hint to the treasure is on the back of the key.

Pump reads his.

Pump: “No need to leave the safety of your home.”
“The treasure may be right under your nose.”
…Huh?

Alula: Maybe we need to dig it up?

Boo: Well, get digging, Melon-Pult. The treasure is probably underground.

Melon-Pult: Why me?

Boo: Uh, duh?

Boo pokes her catapult.

Melon-Pult: right.

While that is happening, Elder Guardian reads its key.

E. Guard: “You wish to find the treasure you seek?”
“Well that’s easy, it fell off a peak.”

George: …Well that’s a lot less cryptic, but also, that could be almost anywhere around the island.

Niko: W-Why don’t we jus… jump off?

Groink: AH, AMAZING IDEA

George: We’ll die.

Niko: Ahh. Shucks.

GB: I like Niko a lot more this way.

George: I blame you for this.
…Where did everyone else go?

Curious George: Ooh ooh ooh!

Groink: HE SAID THAT THEY ALL LEFT TO SEARCH FOR THE CHEST WHILE WE WERE TALKING

George: Alright, we should probably do that too then.

They leave. Team Dine Saur has dug up most of the beach at this point.

Pump: I don’t see any cool treasure.

Webber: Wait! Why are we only digging here?

Alula: Uh, because it said the treasure is under our nose, duh!

Boo: But what about the first line? “No need to leave the safety of your home”?

Proto: [Perhaps this “home” is where the treasure is, and maybe it’s buried there?]

Webber: So it’s under our cabin!

Team Dine Saur run off.

Meanwhile, Goggles finds the treasure chest on top of a tree in the forest.

Goggles: Alright, we got more ti-
Shoot, that stupid old fish has the key! Where is it?

As Goggles starts looking for Elder Guardian, Team Dine Saur makes it to the cabins.

Alula: Alright, time to light this cabin and find our treasure!

Webber: Wait, we don’t wanna destroy the cabin, do we?

Alula: But we’ll need to if we want the treasure!
Why don’t we just destroy the floor?

Proto: [Destroying the foundation will make the rest of the cabin fall apart anyways.]

Alula: Aww…

Red walks up and starts tapping the cabin floor with his leg.

Pump: What’s he doing?

Melon-Pult: Hopefully something important.

Back to Team Curious, Goggles finds Elder Guardian and shows the chest.

E. Guard: Impressive. Hopefully we got it ahead of the other team.

Once they unlock it, they find… a coconut. Furret shows up.

Furret: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE FIRST TEAM TO UNLOCK THE TREASURE CHEST! You get… A COCONUT!
Wait, the rest of your team isn’t here.

Furret snaps and that last statement becomes false.

Furret: Alright, now that you’ve unlocked the chest, it’s time for part 3!
Find a way to break the coconut!

GB: Ah, this is easy. I’ve broken much stronger-

GB fails to get even close.

Back to Team Dine Saur, Red continues tapping, and eventually he seems to notice something. Red then kicks out a small part of the floor to find the treasure chest.

Proto: [Ah, I see. He was feeling around so that he could tell what parts of the floor were hollow, and that way not as much of the cabin would be destroyed.]

They unlock the chest. Furret shows up.

Furret: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE SECOND TEAM TO UNLOCK THE TREASURE CHEST! You get… A COCONUT!

Melon-Pult: Aw, seriously?

Furret: Alright, now that you’ve unlocked the chest, it’s time for part 3!
Find a way to break the coconut!

Alula looks at Melon-Pult, then bashes her into the coconut. Nothing happens.
Alula then looks at Red, then bashes him into the coconut. Nothing happens.
Alula then looks at Prototype, then bashes him into the coconut. Nothing happens.
Alula then looks at Space Core, then bashes him into the coconut. Nothing happens.

Alula: Darn!

Back at Team Curious…

GB: This is rigged.

Furret: No it isnt!

George: Uh, where did the coconut come from anyway?

Furret: my funny rock! It’s how I made that sports field!

George: So did you make it… properly?

Furret: Well, I did just make the shell out of the strongest material I could think of…

George: And what was that?

Furret: Oh nothing too special, just some Tungsten.

George: A H. I S E E.

Furret: What? Why is that so-

George: Don’t ask questions, Furret.

Niko: hehehe, Gorg said the thingy.

George: Okay, so Tungsten is quite literally the 2nd strongest known element on earth, so we will need a LOT of force-

Lemmy: What’s the first?

George: A-…Well, no, I don’t think it actually exists on earth… whatever, it’d take a while to explain.

Lemmy: Well, maybe the coconut needs to fall and break?

George: Well I’m not sure, but Tungsten has been chipped by that, so it’s not impossible.

WX: THEN OBVIOUSLY WE DROP IT FROM A REALLY TALL PEAK

Curious George: Ooh ooh ooh!

Goggles: Stop speaking, Monkey.

Groink: DAMN HE HAS A POINT

Goggles: What?

Groink: HE SAID THAT IF THE HINT IS CORRECT, THE COCONUT ALREADY FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN AND THERE ISN’T A SCRATCH!

Goggles: It was in a tree though, so maybe it, like, cushioned it?

Lemmy: Yeah! If we throw it on a jagged rock, it might be enough!

GB: I got this.

GB grabs the coconut and starts using his leg boosters to fly up.

Meanwhile, Team Dine Saur isn’t faring much better. Half of the team is extremely dizzy from getting bashed against a coconut.

Alula: Dang, so how are we supposed to do this now?

Boo: Oh, I know!

Boo takes a melon out of Melon-Pults catapult, and she puts the coconut in there instead.

Boo: Lob it to the mountain, MP!

Melon-Pult obliges, but then turns around.

Melon-Pult: MP?

Boo: What? It’s a good nickname!

As MP lobs the coconut, GB gets a considerable height above the mountain and throws the coconut down to it. Coincidentally, the coconuts not only hit the mountain at the same time but also close to the same place! However, the coconuts aren’t what gets destroyed, but the mountain.
There is now a giant crater in the mountain, created by some tungsten coconuts.

GB: holy shit
these coconuts are god

GB flies down to look at the crater. He sees some giant piece of metal with a circular hole in it. He tries to put the coconut in but it gets stuck.

GB: damn

Furret appears.

Furret: Wow, I thought that’d take longer, but you did it!

GB: huh

Furret: Juuuuust wait for it.

a faint explosion comes from inside the metal… thing, and the coconut is shot out in two.

Furret: Team Curious wins in a very anticlimactic way!

GB: ah, sick

Furret teleports everyone to the crater.

Furret: GB accidentally figured out that there was a massive bomb that was at the heart of the mountain that could only be activated by putting the coconut in it and had enough power to blow through that layer of tungsten, so Team Curious wins!

George: …What?

CONFESSIONAL-GB: All skill.

Furret: GET TO VOTING, TEAM DINE SAUR!

Prototype, Melon-Pult and Boo are gathered together in a field.

Melon-Pult: So you’re probably wondering why I’ve gathered you people in particular together.

Proto: [Yes, I was getting to voting. What is it?]

Melon-Pult: Well, I was hoping to form an alliance. I was hoping you could join me in it.

Boo: Why us, specifically?

Melon-Pult: Well, first of all, I think you 2 would be the most receptive to this idea. Boo, you seem to like playing this type of game in tricky ways, am I right?

Boo: Now what are you insinuating?

Melon-Pult: Nothing, nothing! I was just saying… you seem like the type who’d want to make these types of alliances.

Boo: Well…

Proto: [And why me?]

Melon-Pult: You’re a robot, of course you’d want to maximize your chances of making it far in the game! You’re, like… very logical, and if you haven’t already sacrificed yourself because getting eliminated would make less harm for the contestants, then I don’t believe you would have issues getting even farther in the game.

Proto: […Fair. But why nobody else?]

Melon-Pult: Well, that’s actually what I want to get to: our team.
Compare our team to Team Curious for a second.
Team Curious has players like GB, Groink, Elder Guardian, and…

Melon-Pult shudders.

Melon-Pult: Curious George… and also, even WX has Proto’s intelligence but with more agression.
And look at our team!
We have 4 kids, one of which is an actual toddler, a metal ball who’s only thoughts are about space, and us.

Proto: [What about Red?]

Melon-Pult: With how little he seems to care about the game, he may as well not be part of the team.

Boo: Ok, but why do we need to form an alliance for that?

Melon-Pult: Boo. We are the best contestants on this team. That means we need to stay in the game, or the losses will just keep piling.
Unfortunately, Pump, Alula, Webber, and George Pig are all KIDS.

Boo: …And?

Proto: [I get it. They likely just want to keep their friends in the game, so they will vote with their hearts, rather with their minds.]

Melon-Pult: exactly. And since aside from Red, everyone loves each other, we’re prime targets!
Not only will we get out, but once we’re out then they’ll be even more disadvantaged, so it’s a loss for all!

Proto: [Well, I’ll go along with this, I suppose…]

Boo: Eh, why not? Who are we voting?

Melon-Pult pulls them in closer to discuss. Out of their vision, a pair of green eyes in a bush disappear.

CONFESSIONAL-Proto: [I very much hope I won’t end up regretting this decision.]

In the cabin, Webber and Alula are playing games with George Pig, Space Core is making them laugh with his spacey comments, and Red is watching from a distance.
Pump suddenly shows up in the doorway.

Pump: Guys guys guys! The melon man is trying to take us down!

Alula: …huh?

Pump: The others are being mean, and they want us to get out!

Webber: who? Melon-Pult?

Pump nods.

Pump: and the robot guy… and even the spooky ghost! I thought we could celebrate spooky month together!

Webber: But why?

Pump: They said they were better than us!

Alula: That’s mean!

Pump: Yeah!

Webber: Okay, then which one do we vote?

Alula: Let’s ask George!

George Pig: Dinosaur!

Pump: Hmmm, that could work! Thank you!

Alula: Yeah, thank you!

Webber: Huh? What did he say?

Alula: I dunno!

Pump: I think he said Prototype, whatever that means.

Webber: Oh, the robot guy, we can do that!

CONFESSIONAL-Prototype: [Well, I’ll vote with the alliance for now.]

In George Pig’s confessional, he’s playing with his dinosaur for a while then leaves without voting. He receives a self-vote for this.

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: I vote the mean robot.

CONFESSIONAL-Melon-Pult: This will be easy! Just gotta vote, and watch as the organized votes beat the unorganized votes.

CONFESSIONAL-Alula: I vote the mean robot!

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: …

Boo says nothing, but simply writes down a name.

CONFESSIONAL-Webber: We vote the mean robot!

CONFESSIONAL-Red: …

Red says nothing, but simply writes down a name.

CONFESSIONAL-Space Core: Space. Space. Space.

Furret: votes are in!
With 0 votes…
Melon-Pult, Boo, Pump, Alula, Webber and Red.

Alula: Not Georgie!

Webber: Well, we don’t like pigs much, but we still don’t wanna see George leave!

Furret: Don’t worry, he only got one vote!
It was a self-vote, because he forgot to vote.

Proto: [Ah.]

Furret: A self vote was also the decider for the last vote too
It’s a tie between Space Core and Prototype, because Space Core not only forgot to vote, but he kept saying “Space”, which is a part of his name, so I assumed he wanted to vote himself off.
However, I am a fair and benevolent host, so I will still make a tiebreaker.
QUICK DRAW!

Prototype and Space Core both recieve guns. As soon as Furret gives the signal, Prototype shoots Space Core.

Furret: Wow, what an unpredictable result!
Space Core is out.

Furret grabs Space Core, spins around, and hurls him way past the atmosphere.

Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa…

Webber: Well, he’s probably happier up there anyway!

Red nods.

Furret: Alright, time to end the episode now!

…

…

Proto: [Anything to say?]

Furret: Uh, no?

Current team status:
Team Curious: Curious George, George, Niko, GB, Gatling Groink, Lemmy, Elder Guardian, Goggles and WX-78
Team Dine Saur: George Pig, Webber, Pump, Alula, Red, Prototype, Boo and Melon-Pult

Chapter Text

Furret: HEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOO!
Welcome back to the show!
I missed you.
Last time, we had a challenge that has nothing to do with boats! Both teams found keys and treasure chest, but inside was a coconut that I maaaaaay have made too strong. However, GB accidentally found out exactly what to do through sheer luck, earning his team the win! Yeah, not every challenge has to be insane and climactic.
However, Team Dine Saurs friendships quickly crumbled whenever Melon-Pult made an alliance with Prototype and Boo, causing Space Core to get out.
Now, normally here is where I’d show you what the teams are doing before the challenge starts, buuuuuut really nothing is happening! They’re all just very awkward right now. Perhaps they need something to let out all of their frustrations! So… I’ll just start the challenge!

A few minutes later, everyone is gathered outside some coliseum-

Groink: IT’S AN ARENA!

Furret: Sure is, Gornick!

Whatever. They are gathered around that, and Furret starts explaining the challenges.

Furret: This challenge is very simple, but first, Team Curious, choose one person to sit out! Keep in mind that if you lose that person can’t be voted!

Groink: I’M TIRED, I’LL VOLUNTEER

Furret: Sure, sure! lazy bum…

Groink: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

Furret: I said, lay your bum in the stands!

Groink does that.

Furret: Now for the rest of you, here’s a very fun challenge!
FIIIIIIIIGHTing tournament!
I will pair two random opponents from opposite teams against each other, and then they will FIIIIIIIIGHT!
And there will be several rounds… It’s a tournament, it’s not complicated!

Round 1 battles:
Lemmy vs. Melon-Pult
Goggles vs. George Pig
Curious George vs. Pump
WX-78 vs. Webber
Elder Guardian vs. Alula
GB vs. Boo
Niko vs. Prototype
George vs. Red

Furret: LEMMY VS. MELON-PULT!

Lemmy: Alright! I wanna see how a fight will go if I can’t just push you off a mountain!

Melon-Pult: Yeah, I’ll win.

Furret: 3….
FIGHT!

Lemmy and Melon-pult shoot bombs and melons respectively, and they cancel each other out. Lemmy gets on his ball and starts rolling around. Melon-Pult throws another Melon, but suddenly there are three Lemmys.

Lemmy: Hahaha, try to guess which one is reeeeaaaal!

Melon-Pult: well I just heard the real one, so…

The Lemmys all bounce around until Melon-Pult has no idea what’s happening. They stop, and suddenly there’s only two Lemmys.

Melon-Pult: Wait, where did-

Lemmy: tooooooo laaaaate!

The real Lemmy, who is behind Melon-Pult, leaves a bomb and rolls away.
Due to being a plant, Melon-Pult is unable to escape the bomb and gets blown to smithereens. Lemmy takes a bow.

Furret: LEMMY WINS!

Furret teleports Lemmy and Melon-Pult (who is suddenly perfectly fine) into the spectator seats, and in their place George Pig and Goggles appear.

Furret: GEORGE PIG VS GOGGLES!

George Pig: Dinosaur!

Goggles: Finally, a good excuse to kill a toddler!

Furret: 3…
2…
1…
0…
-1…
Wait, that’s not right!
Uh, go, or something, I’m confused now!

Goggles runs at George and kicks him. George starts crying, and due to the fact that Peppa Pig characters cry like they’re sprinklers, Goggles gets fully doused in water, which completely vaporizes him.

Furret: PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA!
George wins!
NEXT!
CURIOUS GEORGE VS. PUMP!

Curious George: Ooh ooh!

Pump just does the spooky dance.

Furret: FIIIIIIIIGHT!
Wait I forgot the coun-

Curious George runs at Pump, but Pump holds his hand out to stop him.

Curious George: Ooh ooh?

Pump: Here!

Pump gives him a chocolate bar. Curious George hastily devours it, and then he fucking dies. Pump does the spooky dance on his dead body.

Furret: Wow, these fights are short, but Pump wins!
Next!
WX VS WEBBER!

Webber: Uh oh.

WX: THIS WILL BE EASY

Furret: 1492356…
1492355…
1492354…

3 days later

Furret: 1… FIGHT!

Webber is asleep, so WX just slowly tiptoes over to them, and stabs their heart with a spear.

Furret: Wooooow! Brutal.
Next!
BIG FISH THING VS SMALL BIRD GIRL!
GO!

Elder Guardian just stares at Alula. She tries to throw a rock at it, but nothing happens.

Alula: Shucks.

Elder Guardian kills Alula with a laser.

Furret: Jeez, there are no long battles, huh?
Well, next!
GB vs. Boo!

Proto: [You got the wrong one.]

Furret: woopsies!

Furret puts GB in instead of Prototype.

GB: uh
How am I supposed to kill a ghost anyway.

Boo: That’s the neat part, you don’t!

Furret: 3…
2…
FIIIIIIIIIGHT!

GB tries to attack Boo, but she just goes inside his body. GB tries to attack himself to get Boo out, but the only one who takes damage is GB.
Eventually, GB accidentally destroys his motherboard, which kills him on the spot.

Boo: Snore…

Furret: Next.
Prototype vs. Niko!

Niko: Uh…

Proto: [Hm…]

Furret: Kill each other! I mean fight! God this thing is hard!

Niko and Prototype just stare at each other with reluctance.

Niko: Uh. Can I forfeit?

Furret: That’s a stupid idea, but sure!

Niko: Okay, then I forfeit.

Furret: Cool!

Furret shoots Niko in the face.

Furret: next!
George vs. Red!

George: Yeeeeeah, I’mma kill you!

Red: …

Furret: 3…
2…
1…
FIIIIGHT!
YES, I DID IT CORRECTLY!

George pulls out some machine that starts playing music. Some weird… energy things? (Idk what they are, but they’re things red has to dodge in Everhood) come out of the machine in time with the music, and Red starts dodging them. While that’s happening, George is building something behind it. After about 2 minutes of George building and Red playing reverse guitar hero, George says something.

George: Hey Furret, get in my cool bunker thing with me for a moment!

Furret does that, and they hang out for a bit.

Furret: So what is this?

George: Ah, just something that can protect me and you from the nuke that will be falling down in 5 seconds.

Furret: Ah.

They hear an explosion above them.

Furret: You win, then. I’ll repair the arena for round 2.

George: sick.

Some time later, everything is back to normal.

Furret: Alright, now it’s time for the quaterfinals!
LEMMY VS. PROTOTYPE!

Lemmy: You better not make this boring!

Proto: [I’m not here to have fun, but to win.]

Lemmy: Ugh, I see why Furret makes fun of you for being boring.

Furret: just fight already, I’m tired.

Lemmy tosses a bomb at Prototype, but he just kicks it back and hits Lemmy. Lemmy then tries his illusion trick (the three Lemmys) but Proto is able to keep track of the real one and hit him again.

Lemmy: Dang, you’re really not fun!
Hmm… This isn’t over, though!

Lemmy jumps in front of Prototype. Proto tries to hit him, but then he backflips and shoots a bomb at him. This does some damage, but then Proto grabs a piece of shrapnel from the explosion and throws it at Lemmy, hitting in just the right spot to deal enouh damage to kill him.

Furret: Well!
Next!
WX-78 vs. George Pig!

WX: OH THIS WILL BE EASY

Furret: Fight!

WX punches George, but then he gets cried on and dies in the exact same way as Goggles.

Furret: I’m not sure whether I should be laughing, disappointed, annoyed, or proud, but George Pig has somehow made it to the semifinals!
Next!
Elder Guardian vs. Pump!

Elder Guardian stares at Pump, and Pump just does the spooky dance.

Furret: Fight!

Elder Guardian simply flops on top of Pump, and he gets squished to death.

Furret: Oh my goodness, WHYYYY ARE THESE FIIIIGHTS SO SHOOOOORT?
Next.
George vs Boo, please give me an actual good…
FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

George: Yeah sorry, but that’s not gonna happen.

George pulls out a vacuum and sucks Boo up. Furret starts bashing his head into a wall.

Furret: Okay, round 3.
George Pig vs. George!

George: what.

George Pig: Dinosaur!

Furret: FIiIiIiIiIGHT

George: uh.
I have no clue what to do here.
I mean, I could kill this guy but he is literally me.
Not like in the “he just like me frfr” way, but we are literally the same person except I went through a few more decades of offscreen character development.
And, uh. I don’t think he can kill me.

Furret: so do you forfeit?

George: No, no, let me think first.

A few minutes later, George eventually settles on throwing his younger self out of the arena.

Furret: I’m not sure what I thought would happen, considering George Pig was here, but that was another boring fight!
Next!
Prototype vs. Elder Guardian!

Proto: [Well, I need to win 2 more rounds if we want to win this.]

Elder Guardian: …I can tell this will be more of a challenge than before.

Furret: Do the thing!

Elder Guardian starts charging its laser, but Proto runs out of the way. Proto then hits it in the eye.

Elder Guardian: despite how it appears, my eye is no weaker than the rest of my body. Do not try to hit it, or you will find that you regret it.

Proto: [Probability of doubt… 99%.]

Prototype hits Elder Guardian in the eye again, but as this happens his hand gets blasted by the laser.

Elder Guardian: I warned you.

Proto: [Hm. No attacks seem to phase you.]

Elder Guardian: Do you give up this easily? That’s a shame…

Proto: [I never said I gave up. I simply need a new idea.]

Elder Guardian starts to charge another laser, but then Proto seems to see something that gives him an idea.
Proto waits for Elder Guardian to use another laser, and then pulls out a mirror to reflect its laser right back at it. Elder Guardian gets hit, but the mirror also breaks.

Proto: [Good.]

Elder Guardian: A smart play, but one you can no longer do. And I still have some fight left in-

Proto isn’t there anymore.

Elder Guardian: Ah. You used my momentary disorientation to get behind me. No matter, lasers aren’t the only thing I have…

Elder Guardian bounces a bit backwards and lands on Prototype’s body. This obviously crushes Proto’s body, but it also electrocutes Elder Guardian to death.

Furret: so… it’s a tie?

Proto: [Incorrect.]

Prototype is still alive, but only as a head.

Proto: [All of my power is stored in my head, and only my body got crushed. Therefore, I’m still alive, and I get to move on to the finals.]

Furret: Okie dokie! I don’t mind! That was entertaining!
Here’s the finals, it’s George vs. Prototype!

Prototype is now repaired and is looking at George.

George: Wow, this is ironic. Two people who are not very strong but very smart, both in the finals.

Proto: [What do you mean “very smart”?]

George: You’ll see.

Furret: Go!

George pulls out a gun and shoots Prototype. Proto only gets hit by 2 bullets before he gets out of the way, and his metal body doesn’t take much damage.

Proto: [So you can just bring external weapons in, and that’s how you win fights?]

George: Who said they were external?

George pulls some various scrap together and, in a matter of seconds, makes a portal gun, which he uses to disorient Proto (who has never seen this type of portal before).

Proto: [Error. Error.]

George: Huh, forgot you robots weren’t the best at processing “impossible” things like that. Well, might as well take advantage.

George slams a metal rod on the top of Prototype’s head. He turns around.

Proto: …[What is happening? Why am I here?]

George: Oh, crap. Memory disk. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Geprge uses the time that Proto has no clue what’s happening to disassemble him and shut him off, and then he starts tinkering with him.

Furret: Um… so does that mean George wins this fight?

George: I mean I would’ve won either way. The portal gun isn’t even close to my top 10 machines that make fights easy.

Furret: Okay!

George: Alright, I finished building, now let me just…

George puts something into the top of Prototype’s head.

George: Okay Furret, you can revive him now.

Furret does that.

Furret: TEAM CURIOUS WINS! …Again.
Big loser dine saurs, discuss who you think is the biggest loser!

Proto, Melon-Pult and Boo are discussing.

Proto: [My memory is a bit fuzzy. Last I remember, George was building something to show that his weapons weren’t just smuggled in, and then suddenly we had lost.]

Boo: I think George’s strategies challenged your concepts of reality, and so your mind overloaded while trying to comprehend it.

Proto: [That seems improbable, but I suppose not impossible.]

Melon-Pult: Yeah, yeah, Prototype messed up, but he still did the best or all of us, so who do we vote?

Boo: Well it would have to be Alula, Webber or Red. They only made it to round 1.

Proto: [Red hasn’t done much…]

Melon-Pult: Yeah, but he’s also not in a whole group that has the power to take us down!

Proto: […I thought this group was about helping our team?]

Melon-Pult: Yeah, and we can’t do that if we’re out!

Proto: […Ok, so Webber or Alula?]

Boo: Hmmm… Webber is probably better to keep around than Alula. He… it? I dunno. Webber seems to be more rational than the other two, and that would be better for challenges!

Melon-Pult: Okay, so Alula it is, then. We all good on that?

Proto: [Sure.]

Meanwhile, in the cabin…

Pump: Hehehe, I did better than the melon man.

Webber: Yeah, I say we vote him! He calls us useless then gets out round 1? That’s what we call a hypocrite!

Alula: Ooooh, so that’s what that means! Yeah, we should vote out the hippo!

George Pig: Dinosaur! Grrr!

CONFESSIONAL-Proto: [Voting Alula.]

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: I vote the melon man!

CONFESSIONAL-Melon-Pult: I vote Alula.

CONFESSIONAL-Alula: I’m voting the hippo!

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: Alula!

CONFESSIONAL-Webber: We’ll vote Melon-Pult.

CONFESSIONAL-George Pig: Dinosaur!

George Pig recieves yet another self vote for not voting.

CONFESSIONAL-Red: …

Red looks between 2 names, and eventually circles one.

We are now at the elimination ceremony.

Furret: Okay!
First one safe is Prototype…
Then Pump…
Then Red, Boo, and Webber.

Alula: Oh no!

Furret: Once again, George Pig got one vote because his toddler brain forgot to vote.

George doesn’t seem to notice, as he’s playng with his toys.

Furret: Okay, one person got 3 votes and the other got 4! Who’s it gonna be? Huh? Huh?

Red: …

Furret: ALULA!

Alula: Yes!

Furret: You are out!

Alula: Dang it!

Furret: Well, let’s hope that bird stuff isn’t just for show!

Furret grabs Alula and throws her far away.

Alula: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Furret: Huh, maybe she can fly!
Well, that’s it for today!
…
…
…

Furret?

Furret: What?

You gonna…

Furret: I don’t know what you’re talking about, cut the chapter!

Current team status:
Team Curious: Curious George, George, Niko, GB, Gatling Groink, Lemmy, Elder Guardian, Goggles and WX-78
Team Dine Saur: George Pig, Webber, Pump, Red, Prototype, Boo and Melon-Pult

Chapter Text

Furret: Hello hello, my friends! I am here once again for a recap!
Last time, we had a lot of fighting!
And a lot of it was boring.
Prototype and George quickly showed that they weren’t taking any prisoners, despite the fact that both of them are weak as shit.
They made it through to the finals, where they faced each other, and George’s robotic knowledge led to a victory of sorts!
During the elimination, George Pig failed to vote once again, causing Red to be a swing vote between getting rid of Melon-Pult and Alula!
Luckily for the serious gang, Red chose to eliminate Alula, and now we have one less child, meaning one less lawsuit, so I’m happy with that!
Let’s see what the contestants are up to now, shall we?

In Team Curious’s cabin, Elder Guardian appears to be absorbed in thought. WX-78 approaches it.

WX: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Elder Guardian: I am simply thinking about what the best course of action shall be. I highly doubt we’ll win one more in a row, if only because Furret may change the challenge to be one they have an advantage in.

WX: WE HAVE 2 ROBOTS AND THEY HAVE 1, WE ARE OBVIOUSLY GOING TO WIN

GB: Who the fuck are you calling a robot

George: GB you are a robot.

GB: Uhhhhh
Oh yeah I forgot

George: GB is it just me or did you get a lot more stupid when the show started

GB: I dunno, probably both.

George: Eh, doesn’t matter right now. Just listen to me when we’re in challenges, okay?

GB does a salute, but it’s the wrong one.

GB: Yes bo-

George: GB NO

GB: Huh- oh lmao

GB does the proper salute.

GB: Yes, boss man.

Elder Guardian: …I know you believe robots are superior, but this one is much LESS intelligent than most of us here.

WX: MAYBE TRUE
BUT WE DO STILL OUTNUMBER THE ENEMY SO NO NEED TO GET WORRIED

Elder Guardian: I’m sure many would kill for your confidence, young robot.

Meanwhile, in the other cabin…

Webber: Red, why did you vote out Alula?

Red: …

Pump: Likely story!

Webber: Wait, we didn’t-

Pump: Tell the truth, doll man!

Webber: Umm, maybe we shouldn’t-

Pump: You are secretly the-

Webber: Uh, Pump? You do remember what we came to ask Red about, right?

Pump: ummmmm… why he’s so ugly?

Webber: Don’t insult him, and no, we were trying to find why he eliminated Alula!

Pump: Oh yeah! Why.

Red: …….

Webber: …We aren’t gonna get much out of him, are we?

Pump: Maybe we should question him a bit more?

Webber sighs. Furrets voice is suddenly heard in the distance.

Furret: HEY GUYS, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME, COME OVER TO WHERE MY LOUD VOICE IS SO WE CAN DO CHALLENGE! AND JUST SO YOU DONT GO IN THE WRONG DIRECTION, I WILL BE CONSTANTLY SCREAMING UNTIL EVERYONE IS HERE!

The sound of Furret’s screaming is indeed heard until everyone is there.

Furret: Okie dokie everybody, did you all have good sleeps?

Niko: Mhm!

Goggles: Nope!

GB: I can’t sleep.

George: Same.

WX: I DID NOT SLEEP WELL

Proto: [I am also unable to sleep.]

Everyone else had a pretty bad sleep.

Furret: Good!
Now.
CHALLENGE!
DONT SLEEP!
GO!
George, GB and Prototype are all unable to sleep so they’re automatically out!

George: darn

WX: WELL I SHALL WIN THIS

Furret: Wait, WX, you’re also a robot? Aren’t you also unable to sleep?

WX: I DO NOT HAVE INFINITE FUEL

Furret: Ooooh.
Well then everyone do their-

Niko is already asleep.

Furret: Do your thing! Teams are equal now because Niko is a slumberer.

George: Oi Furret does being dead count as being asleep

Furret: Well they get revived immediately, so no!

George: Damn.

Lemmy is doing flips.

Elder Guardian: Won’t this tire you out?

Lemmy: Oh, I’m not doing this to stay awake, I’m just rehearsing.

Elder Guardian: May I watch?

Lemmy: Sure!
If you REALLY wanna see me preform, though, just go to a show! The Emerald Circus always welcomes guests, be they human, toad, or eldritch fish monster!

Elder Guardian: hm. Maybe. I will probably just go back into the sea once this is all over.

Lemmy: Suit yourself! I’m gonna continue what I was doing before now.

Meanwhile, the younger members of team Dine Saur are playing together.

Webber: This is easy! We’re part spider, so we can stay awake a lot longer than most!

Pump: “We?”

Webber: Yeah, me and… well, it’s kinda complicated. I actually used to be a human, once! But then I got eaten by a spider from another world, but for some reason instead of dying we fused? It’s… a bit confusing.

Pump: Ooooh, that’s so spooky and cool!

Webber: Really? Most people just find our story weird… but I guess you aren’t most people, huh?

Their chat gets interrupted by a snoring sound. George Pig fell asleep while they were talking.

Furret: We got sleeper number two here! George Pig is out!

Pump: Awww.

Webber: Hey, we can do better than that, right?

Pump: Yay!

About 10 hours later, give or take, Red walks into the forest and falls asleep next to a tree.

Furret: We got our third snoozer over here! Red is out!

Melon-Pult: God dammit Red… we’re not losing again.

Proto: [I can’t assist with that, but I wish the team luck.]

Curious George falls asleep only a few minutes later, right after eating a banana. Melon-Pult was watching from in a tree that was hollowed out when she found it.

Melon-Pult: And there goes the monkey.

CONFESSIONAL-Melon-Pult: Between my ideas and Boo’s sneakiness, stealing a sleeping pill from Furret even easier than I thought it would be!

Goggles: Lemmy, your show is boring.

Lemmy: I’m focusing on perfecting my magic and memorizing orders, Goggles! If you don’t like it, leave.

Goggles: could you make a spell that instantly puts you to sleep?

Lemmy: That’s easy!

Lemmy waves his wand and instantly passes out. Goggles laughs.

Elder Guardian: I thought you were on our team.

Goggles: Well yeah, but it’s funny!

Elder Guardian: Yes, but perhaps a joke can go too far.

Goggles: Hasn’t happened yet!
Oh, thanks for reminding me! I can make my jokes now that the monkey isn’t awake to kill me!
So did you know that b-

We cut away from Goggles to go to Groink, who is talking to George.

George: Yeah, so-

Groink: HI THACATABOI

George: Gornick I don’t think we’re supposed to… do… that.

Groink: WHY NOT? HES COOL

George: Yeah but the readers don’t want to just see an interaction with some random person who only serves as the narrator 90% of the time.

Groink: WHY IS THAT MY PROBLEM? I WANNA TALK TO THE COOL GOD MAN

George: Speaking of things relating to god, is Marx gonna be here at all?

He’ll be around eventually… maybe.

George: Ah, very helpful.

I’m not spoiling.

Groink: CRINGE

Gornick, just put yourself to sleep.

Groink: OKAY

Groink actually listens to this suggestion and knocks himself out.

Furret: GORNICK IS OUT!

George: Damn this is so sad, that it’s sad.

Furret: yes, yes, I wiped tears from my eyes, now let’s go to something more interesting!

On the beach

Melon-Pult: Alright Boo, what should we do next?

Boo: I dunno… I mean, maybe we could do something related to Goggles, but he seems like he is already sleep-deprived, so we just need to outlast him.

Melon-Pult: Why Goggles specifically?

Boo: WX is a robot and I don’t know how we’d be able to get anything past Elder Guardian. They’re the only 3 left.

Boo yawns. Melon-Pult looks at her with annoyance.

Melon-Pult: Hey, why are you tired? Aren’t you a ghost?

Boo: I mean, kind of? I wasn’t once a person, or anything. Boos are kind of just a species that isn’t well known, and we happen to be similar to what people imagine ghosts to be like.

Melon-Pult: Huh. So you can get tired?

Boo: Yep. Just like anything else…

Boo starts to nod off. Melon-Pult tosses a melon to wake her up, but it just phases through her as she falls asleep.

Melon-Pult: dang it!

Furret: Boo is out! Surprisingly.

Goggles is trying very hard to stay awake.

Elder Guardian: This is not too bad. I may be able to last at least another 20 hours.

Goggles: Yeah yeah, rub it in, fuckin…

Elder Guardian: I know it goes against the challenge, but I believe that you should probably just sleep and let me and WX finish this challenge. I highly doubt that anyone will outlast us.

Goggles: I SHALL NEVER FALL ASLEEP! SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

Goggles immediately passes out.

Elder Guardian: But you aren’t very strong, are you?

Furret: Goggles is out!

Elder Guardian: Well, now it’s down to me and WX. I hope we are enough to win.

A few hours later, Melon-Pult has fallen asleep and Webber and Pump are keeping each other awake.

Pump: Oh, look! It’s the sun!!!

Webber: That means that it’s almost been 24 hours since the challenge started!

Pump: This is fun, I like this game!

Webber: I like it too! Are you doing good?

Pump: Yeah! I will stay awake! And not go to sleep! I am like a spooky ghost, I will never rest!

Webber: Yeah, that’s the spirit! Let’s go not sleep some more now!

About 10 hours later, Elder Guardian is starting to drift off.

Elder Guardian: I figured that I may be next… oh well, I shall let this happen.

Elder Guardian falls asleep with very little resistance.

Furret: OUT! Now there’s only one member of team curious left, and 2 members of team Dine Saur!

CONFESSIONAL-WX: HAHA
WE WILL WIN YET ANOTHER CHALLENGE THANKS TO THE STUPIDITY OF FLESHLINGS

Webber is sitting with Pump.

Webber: Are you alright?

Pump: Ye…

Pump falls asleep.

Furret: Out!

Webber: darn.
Well, we know WX, maybe us and it can keep each other up!

After a while, Webber finds WX sitting at the top of a mountain.

WX: WHAT DO YOU WANT, SPIDER

Webber: We… I just wanted to hang out with you.

WX: BETTER IDEA: FALL ASLEEP AND LET MY TEAM WIN AGAIN

Webber: Hey! We still have plenty of energy! How are you doing so well anyways?

WX: BECAUSE I CAN REFUEL MYSELF WITHOUT SLEEPING

Webber: Ah… Wait!

WX: WHAT DO YOU WANT, LET ME WAIT FOR MY VICTORY IN PEACE

Webber: I thought you said that you should be in this challenge because “I don’t have infinite fuel.”

WX: YES, AND

Webber: But you can refuel yourself without sleeping! So that means that you can stay awake indefinitely, just like the other robots here!

WX: IDIOT FLESHLING, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

Webber: How does it work then?

WX: IT’S TOO COMPLEX FOR YOUR TINY BRAIN TO UNDERSTAND

Webber: You’re just lying so you don’t get out, aren’t you?

WX: NO

Furret: I’m actually very bored, I’d like to hear you explain it!

WX: …
GOD DAMMIT
STUPID SPIDER, I WAS SO CLOSE TO WINNING

Furret: Darn, he was just lying.

Webber: so does that mean…

Furret: Uhhhh… oh yeah, WX is disqualified!

WX: THIS SUCKS

Furret: Which means team Dine Saur wins for like the first time in years!

Webber: We only lost 2 challenges in a row.

Furret: Get to discussion sknevfhismenbedhd

In the cabin

Groink: WX FUCKED US OVER

Niko: I mean, I know it lied, but wouldn’t we have lost anyway?

George: debatable. Webber may have still been able to get a win, but Elder Guardian would’ve tried a lot harder to stay awake if it knew that it was the last legitimate member of our team.

GB: I don’t like the racist squid.

George: Me neither, he fights with Curious George too much. That being said, WX isn’t much better.

GB: You just don’t like him because his hatred extends to Niko, don’t you?

George: It*, and that may be a part of it, but even if that wasn’t a factor, I still wouldn’t like it.

GB: Well I wanna vote off Goggles.

George: Do that if you want. I’m gonna stick with WX.

Lemmy: You know, you guys could really try having privacy, we can hear everything you’re saying!

George: Ah. Well.

Elder Guardian: not to worry. WX is currently busy believing it is invincible, and Goggles is fighting Curious George at the moment, so me and Lemmy are the only ones who can overhear it.

George: Alrighty then.
We’ll just hop to it.

CONFESSIONAL-Goggles: I’m getting rid of that monkey if it’s the last thing I do, I swear to god.

CONFESSIONAL-Curious George: Oooooh!

Curious George holds up a picture of Goggles and draws an X on it.

CONFESSIONAL-George: I’m voting WX off.

CONFESSIONAL-GB: I’ll vote Goggles.

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: Well, George is voting WX, so I’ll also do that!

CONFESSIONAL-Groink: THAT SQUID IS UNFUNNY. BEING UNFUNNY IS THE WORST CRIME ONE COULD POSSIBLY COMMIT.

CONFESSIONAL-Elder Guardian: I am voting off WX. His attitude of being invincible to everything has gotten on even my nerves.

CONFESSIONAL-WX: I SAID IT LAST TIME AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN: THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A FLESHLING IS AN APE

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: Hmmm…One person caused me to sleep, and the other tried to cheat… tough call! I’ll just…

Furret: VOTES ARE IN, EVERY BUDDY!
I’m not gonna let anyone speak for a moment. With 0 votes are George, Niko, GB, Gornick, Lemmy and Elder Guardian.

Lemmy: Wow, you must be busy!

Furret: No, it’s just hard to do this suspense thing every single time!
Next one safe, with 2 votes, is Curious George.

Curious George: Ooh ooh ooh!

Furret: Ooh ooh.
Last one safe, with 3 votes…
Is WX!

WX: HAH, I MADE IT
TAKE THAT, PIGFACE

George: rude…

Goggles: NO, NO NO NO!
I DEMAND A RECOUNT.

Furret: Yeah not sure that will-

Goggles: I voted Curious George, can’t I change my vote to WX?

WX: I ALSO VOTED CURIOUS GEORGE, SO BY THAT LOGIC I SHOULD CHANGE MY VOTE AS WELL

Goggles: God DAMMIT!
Someone change your vote!

Curious George: Ooh hee hee!

GB: nah, you’re annoying

Lemmy: No, you put me to sleep for a joke!

Groink: HMMMMMMMMM
I WILL DO IT
BUT ONLY BECAUSE THAT BREAKDOWN WAS THE FIRST FUNNY THING YOU DID ALL SEASON

GB: C’mon Gornick…

Groink: I HAVE NOW REALIZED THAT HE IS FUNNY, NOT IN THE WAY HE TRIES TO BE, BUT I WANT TO LAUGH AT HIM MORE NOW

Goggles: Thanks, bud.

Groink: IF YOU’RE BEING GENUINE, DON’T BE. I’M DOING THIS FOR MY LAUGHS, NOT FOR YOU!
IF YOU’RE BEING SARCASTIC, THEN PRAY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
ANYWAYS IM CHANGING MY VOTE TO WX!

WX: DAMMIT
THIS ISNT ALLOWED RIGHT

Furret: I mean… Normally, no, but you cheated, and Goggles is fun to laugh at!

WX: DAMN YOU
I WILL GET MY-

A portal opens under WX and he falls in it.

Webber: Oh…

Furret: Alright, now that one racist has been traded for another, this episode can end!
…
…
That was the end, you can go now.

Current team status:
Team Curious: Curious George, George, Niko, GB, Gatling Groink, Lemmy, Elder Guardian and Goggles
Team Dine Saur: George Pig, Webber, Pump, Red, Prototype, Boo and Melon-Pult

Chapter Text

Furret: We are alive once more!
Last time on this epic show, we had a challenge where the people had to not sleep!
Team Curious seemed like it’d probably win at first, but they were not hyper enough to survive, and also WX cheated
The cheating led it to get out, though it was a very close elimination, with Gatling Groink only changing his vote after he realized Goggles was fun to laugh at!
Now we’re here, so let’s see what the teams are up to!

Team Curious is looking very fine despite having lost the last challenge.

GB: I still think Goggles should’ve gotten out last time.

Groink: ARENT YOU ALSO MADE TO BE A FUCKING IDIOT

GB: True

George: Well I say we should keep all of our votes to the same person from now on. If we do that we’ll be guaranteed to survive since Curious George and Goggles vote each other every time.

Niko: Yeah! Then when we merge we’ll be, like… impossible to beat!

George: well not IMPOSSIBLE. If they really don’t like us at that point then they’ll have the advantage.

Niko: Well I like to think you guys are all very nice and likable!

GB: we’re peak characters

Groink: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS IS FORESHADOWING SOMETHING

George: Nah, but even if we don’t do flawless, I’d say at least 2 of us will get very far.

Groink: WHY TWO?

George: well I said at least. Maybe I’m wrong. I can’t see the future.

GB: I can, and we’re all gonna make the final 4.

Niko: Yay!

George: Niko he’s lying.

Niko: Darn.

Meanwhile (does anybody have substitutes for meanwhile? I feel like I say it way too much)

Webber: We did it!

Pump: Yay!

Melon-Pult: Yes yes great job. Now we have to keep this up or else we’ll all get sent home!

Webber: …We can’t just celebrate?

Boo: I think she means that we can’t lose sight of the game. We can have fun for now, but not too much.

Melon-Pult: Yes. That. Don’t lose again because you’re too busy being happy.

Pump: Celebrate with us!

Boo: Sure!

Melon-Pult sighs and just sits doing nothing until Furret’s voice announces the challenge.

Furret: HEEHOO CHALLENGE TIME, IM DOING THE FOLLOW MY VOICE THING AGAIN BECAUSE THAT WORKED WELL LAST TIME! AA-

Everyone has gathered at the challenge area. There is a transparent tube with a platform in it.

Furret: Welcome back, my skibidi sigmas!

Melon-Pult: I’m going to ki-

Furret: Don’t say that, Melon-Pult!
But you’re in luck, because this challenge involves executions!
Basically, we’re going to play hangman! If you lose, a teammate dies.
Everyone give me a word or two words that you would like me to give out!

Everyone does that.

Furret: Okay, now I’ll explain in a little more detail!
One person will go into this tube.

Furret points to the tubes I mentioned a few lines ago.

Furret: Then I’m going to give the word that the contestant in the tube just gave me, in blanks. You’re going to have to say a letter, and if it’s in the word, I’ll put that letter down on the blanks! If it’s not in there, that platform starts to become less stable! If you get 5 wrong, the platform will fall and you will get to witness an execution by hanging!

Pump: Yay!

Niko: Uhhh… yay?

George: Let’s just get everything right so that doesn’t have to happen.

Furret: If you get the word correct without killing your teammate, you get a point! Whoever has the most points at the end wins!
And just to be clear, you can only guess when your teammate is in the tube! No sabotage despite that being one of my favorite activities!
First person to go into the tube will be, hmmmm… Lemmy!

Lemmy gets teleported inside the tube. He tries to say something, but the tube is soundproof, so nobody can tell.

Furret: Here’s the word!
_ _ _ _ _ _

George: Okay, uh… E?

Furret: Wrong!
That’s 1 wrong.

Niko: I?

Furret: Correct!
_ I _ _ _ _

GB: how about X?

Furret: Wrong again. That’s 2!

George: No no, what he meant to say was S.

Furret: Oh, well that is correct!
I’m still counting X though, because I confirmed its wrongness!
_ I _ _ _ S

Groink: UHHHHHHHHHHH
R?

Furret: Good job!
_ I R _ _ S

GB: haha the words spell IRS, funny tax fraud joke

Furret: Hahahahahahahaha!
Next!

Elder Guardian: I see.
C.

Furret: Yes!
C I R C _ S

Curious George: Oo!

Furret: Uh, do you mean U?

Curious George nods.

Furret: CORRECT!
The word was CIRCUS!

George: Well that was easy, hopefully they’ll all be like this.

Furret: Well you’ll find out later, but for now it’s time for team Dine Saur to go!

Melon-Pult gets teleported into the tube.

Furret: Here’s the spaces! _ _ _ _ _ _

Webber: Okay. E?

Furret: Correct!
_ _ _ _ E _

Pump: S! For spooky!

Furret: That’s 1 wrong.

Proto: [How about I? Many words have that in them.]

Furret: Correct!
_ I _ _ E _

George: Dinosaur!

Furret: No, the word is not dinosaur! You have two wrongs now! Next.

Red: …

Furret: Alright then, keep your secrets. Next!

Boo: Uhhh, maybe… R?

Furret: good!
_ I _ _ E R

Pump: W!

Furret: W I _ _ E R

Webber: wait, did Melon-Pult make the word winner?

Furret: WRONG!
That’s 3 now.

Webber: Huh? I wasn’t locking my thing in, just-

Furret: NEUSHSBEGRTRTE
NEXT

CONFESSIONAL-Webber: Furret seems like he just makes these things up as he goes along sometimes.

Boo: N.

Furret: W I N _ E R

Proto: [The only possibility left is Winter.]

Furret: Correct! You get a point and I don’t have to figure out how to execute a catapult that is also a plant, so win-win!
Next up is Curious George!

Curious George appears in the tube.

Furret: Here’s the word…
_ _ _ _ _ _
Thankfully it’s the last six letter word!

Goggles: Z!

Furret: Wrong, that’s 1.

Goggles: X!

Furret: Wrong, that’s 2.

Goggles: W!

Furret: Wrong, that’s 3…

Goggles: H!

Furret: That’s 4 now…

Goggles: N!

Furret: correct!
_ _ N _ N _

Goggles opens his mouth, but George covers it.

George: A.

Furret: Yes!
_ A N A N A

Niko: Okay, this is easy, it’s-

Goggles gets George’s hand off of his face long enough to say a letter.

Goggles: C!

Furret: And that’s 5! The correct answer was BANANA, idiots! You do not get a point, and your teammate shall die!

Goggles: Yes! Take that, monkey!

George covers Niko’s eyes as Curious George is executed.

Pump: Wooow, that looks so real!

Webber: Uhhh, yeah! Whatever you say.

Boo: I’m surprised you’re not traumatized or anything.

Webber shrugs.

Webber: I’ve seen worse.

Boo: ah.

Furret: Ok, next up is Boo!

Boo: Wait, how will you-

Furret shrugs, and then Boo gets teleported in the tube.

Furret: Here’s the word! Finally more than 6 letters!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Proto: [I’ll try I.]

Furret: Good job, you’d get a gold medal if I actually cared enough!
_ _ _ _ _ I _ _

Melon-Pult: I guess I’ll try E.

Furret: Nope, that’s one.

Webber: Maybe… U?

Furret: Good!
_ _ U _ _ I _ _

Pump: H!

Furret: H _ U _ _ I _ _

Proto: [Perhaps… R?]

Furret: Two wrongs now!

Melon-Pult: T.

Furret: H _ U _ T I _ _

Webber: Uhhhhhhhh… P!

Furret: Wrongamundi, that’s 3!

Pump: Ooh ooh, N!

Furret: H _ U N T I N _

Proto: [Ah. The answer is “Haunting”, correct?]

Furret: Yes! HAUNTING was the word!
You get a point!

Webber High fives Pump.

Furret: Next up is GB!

GB: Ah damn

GB gets brought into the tube.

Furret: Here’s the word!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _

George: Hm.
I.

Furret: Nope! That’s 1!

Niko: Then E!

Furret: Yep! That’s not 2!
_ _ _ _ E _ _

Lemmy: How about an S?

Furret: Correct!
_ _ _ _ E _ S

Groink: UHHHHHHHHH A

Furret: That is 2!

Groink: DAMMIT

Elder Guardian: R.

Furret: _ _ _ _ E R S

Goggles: Uh i dunno… D?

Furret: that’s 3!

Niko: H!

Furret: That’s 4!

George: Oh god dammit GB.
Furret, put G and O there.

Furret: Wow, two correct in a row!
_ O G G E R S

Goggles: Seriously, and you guys call me cringe?

George: God dammit, GB has like 5 different words that end with that, how will we ever figure out which one it is

Goggles: Well I think the answer is very obviously a P.

Furret: WRONG! The answer was LOGGERS.

The platform disappears, but due to being a robot GB doesn’t die, and he just kinda looks around a bit.

Furret: Uhhhhhh…

Furret teleports GB out.

GB: Damn you guys didn’t do it

George: GB I’m going to kill you.

GB: shucks

Furret: Wow, team Curious really isn’t doing very hot right now!

Niko: Well I think we can recover!

Furret: We’ll see!
For now…
Hmmm…
Pump is next!

Pump: Oh yay!

Pump is transported into the tube.

Furret: Pump has the first 2-word one!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Webber: E!

Furret: Wrong!

Proto: [I.]

Furret: Wrong!
That’s 2.

Boo: R?

Furret: Also wrong, that’s 3…

Melon-Pult: P!

Furret: Wr- Wait, that’s correct!
_ P _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Proto: [I can’t tell enough about this, so I shall guess L.

Furret: Wrong! That’s 4!

Webber: Aw, seriously?
Uhhhhhh…
O…?

Furret: CORRECT!
_ P O O _ _ _ O _ _ _

Webber: Wait, I think I know this one, the answer is-

George Pig: Dinosaur!

Furret: WRONG, you lose!

Pump gets executed.

Webber: No!

Furret: Next up is… yeah, Goggles is next.

Furret teleports Goggles into the tube.

Furret: Here’s the wordy word.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _

Niko: E!

George: I.

Furret: Wrong and wrong, double whammy!

GB:Wait, can I still make guesses even though I’m supposed to be dead?

Furret: Well-

George: Oh no.

Furret: sure why not?

GB: Alright
W.

Furret: Correct!

George: w h a t.

Furret: _ _ _ _ W _ _

Lemmy: Hmm… well, how about R?

Furret: _ _ R _ W _ R

Groink: OH I KNOW THIS ONE!
TURF WAR!

Furret: Correct! Your team gets a point!

Groink: WOOHOO

Furret: Next is George Pig!

George Pig gets teleported in the chamber.

Furret: Here’s the word:
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Webber: …Dinosaur?

Furret: Correct!

5 rounds later (Niko’s word was LIGHTBULB, Red’s word was IMMORTALITY, Elder Guardian’s word was OCEAN MONUMENT(it died), Webber’s word was NIGHTMARE CREATURES(he died) and George’s word was TELEPORTER TRAP(he died))

Furret: Next is Prototype! Get this right and I’ll automatically give you the win, get it wrong and we’ll try a tiebreaker with Gornick’s INSANELY COMPLICATED WORD!

George Pig has wandered off at this point, so the only people still there on team Dine Saur are Melon-Pult, Boo and Red.

Boo: Well, hopefully this won’t be too bad…

Furret: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Melon-Pult: Dammit… E?

Furret: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ _ _ _ E _ _ E

Boo: I then.

Furret: Yes!
_ _ _ I _ I _ I _ _ I _ _ E _ _ I _ E _ _ E

Melon-Pult: R?

Furret: _ R _ I _ I _ I _ _ I _ _ E _ _ I _ E _ _ E

Boo: P?

Furret: Nope!

Melon-Pult: U?

Furret: No! That’s 2!

Boo: G?

Furret: _ R _ I _ I _ I _ _ I _ _ E _ _ I G E _ _ E

Melon-Pult: O.

Furret: Nuh-uh! That’s the third mistake!

Boo: S?

Furret: 4…

Melon-Pult: L!

Furret: _ R _ I _ I _ I _ L I _ _ E L L I G E _ _ E

Boo: wait… N?

Furret: _ R _ I _ I _ I _ L I N _ E L L I G E N _ E

Melon-Pult: T!

Furret: _ R T I _ I _ I _ L I N T E L L I G E N _ E

Boo: The word is Artifical Intelligence!

Furret: CORRECT! By guessing the word ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE correctly, team Dine Saur wins!

George: Damn, I wanted to see what Gornicks word was.

CONFESSIONAL-Groink: MY WORD WAS LITERALLY JUST “GUN”.

Furret: Alright team curious, get to voting!

In the cabin…

GB: so now we get rid of goggles right

Niko: I like everyone else a lot more than him.

George: Yeah… where is everybody?

Groink: I DUNNO

We pan away from that discussion to see Lemmy, sitting in the forest.

Lemmy: What’s taking…

Elder Guardian arrives.

Elder Guardian: Hello, Lemmy. What is it?

Lemmy: Hold up, you’re not the only one I called over here. Let’s just… Ah, there they are!

Goggles and Curious George walk up.

Goggles: What is it? And why did you think to bring this MONKEY along?

Curious George: ooh…

Lemmy: So you guys have noticed how powerful George’s alliance is, right?

Elder Guardian: Yes.

Curious George: Ooh ooh!

Goggles: Uh… I haven’t really been paying attention to who’s a threat and who isn’t.

Curious George slaps him.

Goggles: Bitch.

Lemmy: Well just look at our team for a moment!
There’s 4 of them, and we’re the only 4 not in the alliance!

Goggles: Wait, Gornick is in the alliance?

Lemmy: Wow, you really ha-

Elder Guardian: That is correct. I believe what Lemmy is trying to say is that left unchecked, that alliance could take over the game.

Lemmy: Exactly! That’s why I am proposing an alliance, just until the teams merge, so that they don’t get rid of all of us.

Goggles: Sure, but let’s get rid of the monkey first.

Curious George slaps him again.

Elder Guardian: Stop it, both of you. I understand that you hate each other, but put it aside, just this once.

Lemmy: Thank you.

Goggles sighs.

Goggles: so who were you thinking of?

Lemmy: GB.

Elder Guardian: Really? I would’ve thought it’d be easier to beat someone like Niko in a tiebreaker.

Lemmy: Yeah, but GB will be by far the biggest threat once the merge comes! I doubt that’s very far.

Elder Guardian: I was not trying to challenge anything, but are you sure this is the best idea?

Lemmy: If Niko’s the only member of the alliance that gets out then the only thing they lose is a rival and a free vote. George is smart, but very weak, and Groink doesn’t seem like a major threat right now.

Goggles: I’m fine with that.

Curious George shrugs.

Goggles: I better not hear anything from you, monkey.

Curious George just rolls his eyes and walks away on all fours.

Lemmy: Good, let’s get to voting then.

I’m just gonna skip the confessionals since they’re exactly what you think they are. George’s alliance voted Goggles and the others voted GB.

Furret: Alright!
Lemmy, George, Curious George, Gornick, Elder Guardian and Niko got 0 votes.
GB and Goggles got 4 each!

GB: huh

Goggles: Greeeeat! It’s me.

Furret: We’ll settle this by way of quick draw, since I’m too lazy to do anything else.

Goggles: He’s a robot, he has an unfair advantage!

George: He’s a stupid one.

Furret: that settles it, we are doing a quick draw!

GB and Goggles stare each other down.

Furret: DRAW!

GB fires first, but he misses. Goggles shoots GB and his circuits get messed up enough for him to “die” in some way.

Furret: Aaaaand that’s a wrap!
GB is eliminated.

Furret grabs GB, but George stops him.

George: Hold up fur man, I got it.

George pulls out a strange orb and puts it on GB. It glows blue then both it and GB disappear.

Furret: Now that Goggles has actually done something, he gets to stay a little longer. Now that GB is out, George’s alliance isn’t looking as powerful. Come back next time to see the results of this!

George: Hey, that was almost an actual outro.

Current team status:
Team Curious: Curious George, George, Niko, Gatling Groink, Lemmy, Elder Guardian and Goggles
Team Dine Saur: George Pig, Webber, Pump, Red, Prototype, Boo and Melon-Pult

Chapter Text

Furret: Good day today, eh?
Perfect weather for an apocalypse!
Oh, right. Recap.
Last time we played hangman but I took it a bit too literally! Many died, and at the end team Dine Saur won! Team Curious went up for elimination, but in a surprising twist Lemmy managed to unite Goggles and Curious George against GB, who got out! Now tensions are high and… I dunno, something else! It’s time for some Furvivoring!

George is looking at Lemmy.

Lemmy: ...Why are you looking at me like that? I mean, my hair is beautiful, but you’re staring a lot!

George: Why did you do that?

Lemmy: Do what?

George rolls his eyes.

George: You know what. How else would someone manage to dissuade Curious George and Goggles from voting each other?

Lemmy: Well, you tell me! Why would YOU stop a four-person alliance with some of the strongest players left in the game?

George: …Ok fair but-

Lemmy: Even if I was able to team up with you guys, I want a game to be fun!
You seem like the type who plays games often. Isn’t it awful when a group of people make a game easy for them at the cost of everyone else’s chances and enjoyment?

George: …So you’re just gonna get rid of all of us now?

Lemmy: I had my fun already! I orchestrated a master scheme and stuff! Besides! We all know Goggles and Curious George will just keep fighting forever… why do they do that anyway?

George: from what I can tell Curious George wanted Goggles to be less offensive or something, so he attacked goggles when he tried to do that, and then Goggles fought back, and then they just kept going.

Lemmy: They’re pretty boring when they only fight like that.

Meaennenrnfnddj
In Team Dine Saur’s cabin

Boo: We won another challenge!

Melon-Pult: Finally! If we keep this up, we’ll actually have MORE people than Team Curious!

Pump: Yaaaaaay!

Red doesn’t say anything, but he nods.

Proto: [Don’t get careless. We can celebrate for now, but we shouldn’t lose the challenge.]

Webber: Speaking of which, we haven’t seen Furret in a while. When is the challenge gonna start?

Instead of Furret suddenly appearing with an “IM GLAD YOU ASKED!” Like he normally would, something knocks on the door.

Boo: Oh, I’ll get it.

The door opens and a zombie is there.

Melon-Pult: ZOMBIE!

Melon-Pult throws a melon at the zombie and it dies.

Proto: […A zombie? What is that?]

Melon-Pult: People who died but came back. They really like to eat brains, and if they bite someone they’ll also become a zombie!

Pump: YAY, ZOMBIES! THATS SO SPOOKY!!!

Furret appears behind them.

Furret: And the challenge is to survive them!

Webber: What?

Furret: I’m spawning zombies all around the island, and you guys need to not die to them! Whichever team lasts the longest wins!
Also, you can kill the zombies, but I’ll be spawning them until the challenge ends, so don’t try wiping them out!

Melon-Pult: Ok, well zombie fighting is something I’m known for, so let’s do this challenge easily!

Pump: Yay! Zombie killing! It’s like a spooky movie!

Boo: Uh… I’m not sure I can even become a zombie.

Furret snaps his nonexistent fingers.

Furret: NOW YOU CAN!

Boo: Darn.

Back at Team Curious’s place…

George: Alright, if we have enough materials I could make this place an impenetrable fortress.
GB could I-
Oh right, he’s out.

Lemmy: Why do you need so much materials?

George: building an impenetrable fortress isn’t cheap, and unfortunately I don’t know how to create matter spontaneously… yet.

Elder Guardian: So how can we get these materials?

George: Hmmm…
Well the only place that I know has a lot of metal is the mountain. That bomb that destroyed the coconut is made of metal. A very strong metal at that. If we can get enough of that then we could easily prevent zombies from getting in.

Groink: NOT IT!

Goggles: Not it!

Lemmy: Not it!

Curious George: Ooh ooh!

Niko: …Not it?

E. Guardian: …

George: No, that’s not how this works.
At least 3 of us need to leave so that we don’t
Me and Niko will stay since we're physically the weakest by far, and we’re not putting Goggles and Curious George together.
I’d say we send Curious George since he’d probably be more nimble than Goggles, so Goggles will stay.
Gornick, you have a shield and can deal with hordes well, you go.

Groink: DAMN, CURSE MY AWESOME POWER

George: Lemmy, you’re definitely able to avoid zombies with your acrobatic skills, and your bombs could kill a lot of zombies at once. You’re definitely going.
As for Elder Guardian…

Elder Guardian: my size would likely make me an easy target. Plus, my lasers can only hit in a small area. I shall stay.

George: Okay, that’s settled. Get that metal now!

They do that.

Curious George: Oooh ooh ooh!

Groink: YEAH. YOU DO THAT!

Lemmy: what did he say?

Groink: HES GOING TO LOOK FROM THE TREES SO HE CAN SEE ZOMBIES BEFORE THEYRE NEARBY!

Lemmy: Oh, good idea!

Curious George does that.

Curious George: OOOH!

Lemmy: Zombies?

Groink: NO, HE JUST FOUND A BANANA.

Back at Team Dine Saur, they’re all sitting at their cabin when some zombies show up.

Pump: I will defeat the monsters!

Pump slaps the zombies, but nothing happens. One bites his head, but due to it being cushioned by a giant pumpkin, nothing happens. Webber’s spiders proceed to dispatch the zombies.

Pump: I did it!

Webber: Yep!

Proto: [Hold on. He got bitten. Didn’t you say that if a zombie bites someone they’ll become a zombie?]

Melon-Pult: You’re right!
We can’t risk keeping him around!

Pump: Wait wha-

Pump gets thrown out before he can say “-t?”
Pump knocks on the door again.

Boo: Sorry Pump, you need to leave in case you become a zombie.

Pump: Oh.

Pump starts wandering around, and a zombie sees him. It tries to bite him to turn him into a zombie but he is still cushioned by his pumpkin. Pump then bites the zombie and it turns into a Pump.

Pump 2: Ey!

Pump 1: Ey!
Let’s bite more zombies!

They do that, but only the zombies that OG Pump bites turn into Pumps. A lot of the other pumps get turned back into zombies, but by the end Pump has escaped and there are now 4 Pumps.
They all do the spooky dance, of course.

Pump 3: Yay!

Pump 1: Lets prank the other team!

They find said other team on their way to the mountain. Pump Prime goes in front of them.

Pump 1: Ey!

Lemmy: Oh hi, what are you doing here!

Pump 1: Uhh, being spooky?

Groink: WAIT WHY IS-

Two of the other pumps bite Lemmy and Groink respectively. They don’t turn into Pumps, possibly because they’re not zombies, or maybe they would if Pump 1 bit them. We’ll never know.
Either way, they’re both startled.
The final Pump shakes the tree Curious George is on to knock him off.

Curious George: OOH OOH!

Lemmy: Uh, Groink? I think I’ve been bit.

Groink: WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT

All the Pumps run together and start laughing.
They tag the others.

Pumps: YOURE IT!

They run away.

Lemmy: Why is there 4 of them now?

Groink: I DUNNO

Curious George: Ooh ooh ooh?

Groink: OH, I WAS JUST GONNA ASK WHY THAT PUMPS EYES WERE A DIFFERENT COLOR!

Lemmy: I didn’t even notice.

Groink: YEAH ONE OF THEM HAD LIKE BLUISH GREEN EYES
THATS WHAT I WAS CONFUSED ABOUT

CONFESSIONAL-Groink: I WAS ACTUALLY CONFUSED ABOUT WHY IT WAS “PUMP 1” INSTEAD OF JUST “PUMP” BUT I ALREADY GOT MY ANSWER

While they’re still recovering from the confusion, Curious George gets bitten by an actual zombie and becomes one. Groink shoots the zombie Curious George and the one who bit him.

Lemmy: Dang it, now it’s just us!

Groink: EH I AIN’T TOO WORRIED ABOUT IT
WE’RE ALREADY HERE

Lemmy: We are? Oh we are!

The bomb’s metal is still intact, so they start ripping it up until they have a massive hunk of metal. Lemmy shapes a bunch of it into a ball so he can roll it back, and Groink just carries the rest of it.

Back at team Dine Saur, they’ve moved to the shoreline so that zombies could only come from one direction.

Webber: I feel bad for kicking Pump out.

Melon-Pult: Yeah yeah, and he’s probably not feeling ANYTHING right now, because he’s a zombie.

Webber sighs.

Boo: Zombies coming!

Melon-Pult deals with them using a few melons.

Webber: How many of those do you have?

Melon-Pult: Infinite, as far as I can tell.

Boo: good for us…

Boo goes a bit too far and a zombie attacks her. Webber quickly sends spiders on it, but Boo has been bitten by the time the zombie is dead. Boo instantly turns into a zombie, but Melon-Pult kills Zombie Boo, looking annoyed.

Webber: Wait! Boo instantly turned into a zombie!

Melon-Pult: yeah?

Webber: That means Pump might not be zombified! We’re gonna go find him!

Webber leaves before Melon-Pult is able to stop him.

Proto: [Well now it’s just us 4.]

Melon-Pult: Really just 3 of us, considering one of us is… him.

George Pig: Di-

Melon-Pult: Yes, I get it! Dinosaur.

Proto: [Should we maybe…]

Melon-Pult: No, I’m in charge, we should stay here and fight the zombies!

Proto: [I agree, but while you were being angry, a zombie snuck behind you.]

MP: Wha-

Melon-Pult gets turned into a zombie, and the zombies quickly turn George Pig into a zombie too. Proto tries to stop them, but he isn’t that strong. However, both him and Red can’t get turned into zombies due to being made of metal and wood respectively.

Furret: Ugh, hold up!

Furret snaps his nonexistent fingers again and Proto and Red get turned into zombies.

Back in the cabin, George and the others are waiting patiently.

George: This is taking a while…

They suddenly hear a crash at the back door.

George: Shoot, I forgot about the back door, we were so focused on defending the front!

A bunch of zombies walk in. Goggles shoots ink at the floor and all of them slip and fall on it.

Goggles: Take that, you little li-

Whatever word Goggles was about to say gets drowned out by Elder Guardian’s laser, which kills most of the zombies. Some of them are able to walk over their comrades’ corpses, though, and they manage to bite Niko. Goggles quickly takes out Zombie Niko, but this makes George very angy, so he ends up killing Goggles.

Elder Guardian: I finished taking care of the zombies.

George: uhh… cool.

Back at the forest, Lemmy and Groink are close to the end but then they suddenly get ambushed by zombies. They try to eat Lemmy but can’t due to him being high up on a ball, so they all jump Groink, who isn’t able to take care of all of them before he turns into a zombie.

Lemmy: Well this isn’t good!
More suspenseful though…
Will I be the hero our team needs? Or will we-

The zombies try and climb Lemmy’s ball.

Lemmy: Hey, don’t interrupt me!

Lemmy runs over all of the zombies.

Lemmy: Oh, that works well!

Lemmy rolls all the way to the cabin.

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: This challenge was basically made for me!

Lemmy: Hey guys, I’m ba-
What happened here?

George: Zombies got in, and now Niko and Goggles are dead.

Lemmy: Sucks!
Groink and Curious George are also dead, so I guess it’s just us 3 left!

George: Yeah, but now that you have a lot of metal, this’ll be easy.

George grabs the metal ball and heats it up to make it softer. He then leaves with a clump of it and starts building. He stops very quickly.

Back with Pump, Webber finds him with his friends.

Webber: Pump, you’re alive!

Pumps: Ey!

Webber: …Why is there more of you?

Pump 1: Oh! I bit some zombies and they became me!

Webber: Uh…Okay!

Pump 3: It’s fun! We pranked the other team, hehehe.

Webber: Good job!
We figured out that when someone’s bitten they instantly become a zombie, which means you’re fine!

Pump 4: Yay!

Pump 1: Lets go back to our team!

Webber: Yeah, let’s do that!

They run back, only to find that their entire team has been turned into zombies!

Pump 3: Look, they’re having fun!

Pump 1: Zombies!

Webber: Oh no…

The pumps tag the zombies.

Pumps: YOU’RE IT!

Back at Team Curious, Lemmy is looking around.

Lemmy: Is George already done?

Elder Guardian: I shall see.

Elder Guardian opens the door, only to see a zombie George that immediately bites it.

Lemmy: I guess that’s a no!

The zombies start advancing on Lemmy, but he puts some bombs below him, goes in his shell, and launches himself through the roof into the air, making sure to do several flips.
Lemmy lands on the roof and he starts using his wand to make anything that the zombies can use to get up disappear.

Back at Team Dine Saur, the Pumps have escaped, but Webber was not so fortunate. Webber is now a zombie, and they’re all chasing after the Pumps.

Pump 4: Hehehe, I’m in a spooky movie! Catch me if you can!

They can. Pump 4 turns into a zombie.

Pump 3 is hiding behind a tree, but a zombie hears his laugh and turns him into a zombie.

Pumps 1 and 2 are running together, but they end up with nowhere to go as the zombies progress on them.

Pump 1: Ooooh!

Pump 2: A spookiest moment for the spookiest month!

Pump 1: It is the spooky month, right?

Pump 2: Yeah I think so-

Pump 2 gets bitten.

Pump 1: Yeah I think so!
Wait, let me check!

Pump looks at Melon-Pults phone (which he stole when he tagged her) and finds that it’s…. November.

Pump: Awwww, it isn’t the spooky month anymore!

All of the zombies on the island instantly die.

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: I’m still keeping the spooky.

After a few minutes, Furret appears.

Furret: Okay, for some reason none of the zombies I’m spawning are alive anymore, so I guess the challenge is over!
Team Curious has had 6 members get bitten.
However, Team Dine Saur has had 9 members get bitten, so they’re out!

Pump: My friends count as members?

Furret: Well not anymore, they’re back to being zombies!

Pump: Aw.

Furret: Either way, go back to your cabin and discuss with your teammates who to vote!

At the cabin, Pump, Webber, George Pig and Red are there. Pump and Webber are chatting, George Pig doesn’t have a thought in his brain and Red is asleep.

Pump: Today was fun!

Webber: Yeah, but we lost…
I think I have an idea…

Pump: Huh?

Webber whispers it in Pump’s ear.

Pump: Oh…

Webber: I mean, it’s probably the best option, plus… I dunno, it’d probably be better.

Pump: okay…

CONFESSIONAL-Melon-Pult: My group decided to vote Pump today. Yes, he survived the zombies, but he’s way too spontaneous and unpredictable to keep around!

CONFESSIONAL-Prototype: [Voting Pump.]

CONFESSIONAL-George Pig: Dinosaur!

George Pig gets a self-vote.

CONFESSIONAL-Red: …

Red writes down Boo’s name.

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: I’ll vote Pump, I suppose.

Pump writes something down in his confessional.
Webber does the same.

Furret: Okay, votes are innnnn!
The first one safe is…
GB but still here!

Proto: [Wow.]

Furret: Next is Melon-Pult!

Melon-Pult: Good.

Furret: And Webber…

Webber: Yay- wait…

Pump: Aww…

Furret: And Red!

Red: …

Furret: Everyone else got at least one vote!
One person got 1, the others both got 3.

Pump: Wait…

Furret: The person who got one vote is…

Boo: Uh oh…

Furret: BOO!

Boo: What?

George Pig: Dinosaur!

Pump: So do I…

Furret: We are not doing a quick draw this time!

Boo: Why?

Furret: 3 reasons!
1. Making children shoot each other is probably not something we should do, and viewers might get mad!
2. We all know Pump would win anyway.
3: George Pig voted himself, so clearly he wants to be out, and who am I to deny him?

Pump: So I stay?

Furret: Yep! Goodbye, small pig! Now the George confusion will be even easier to deal with!

Furret kicks the baby out of the earths orbit. A faint “waaa-haaah” is heard.

Webber: That was excessive…

Furret: Don’t care, he’ll reappear at his home anyway, might as well eliminate him in a fun way!
See you later!

Furret disappears.

Current team status:
Team Curious: Curious George, George, Niko, Gatling Groink, Lemmy, Elder Guardian and Goggles
Team Dine Saur: Webber, Pump, Red, Prototype, Boo and Melon-Pult

Chapter Text

George: Uh- wait, why is it on me? I was just taking a walk, doesn’t Furret normally do this?

Just roll with it, George.

George: Uh. Okay.
*ahem* last time on Furvivor rebooted, my epic team won a challenge for the first time in a bit. I’d say MOST of us got along better too, Goggles and Curious me notwithstanding. Team Dine Saur also had some stuff happening, I was shitting myself at the Pump invasion it was so spooky. The challenge ended when Pump revealed that it actually WASNT spooky month, and the zombies all died. Unfortunately for him, thanks to a loophole my team won, as I said before, and the children had to resort to voting out small me to stay in the game.
At this point pretty much everyone is aware of what everyone else is doing, so that probably means it’s only a matter of time until ThaCataBoi makes something new. What’ll it be? I dunno, but you can find out here on-

Furret: Hey, what are you doing?

George: Uh… The intro? I was… bored.

Furret: makes sense!
Anyways if you’ve done the intro that means we gotta see what everyone else is doing now!

George: O-

Team Curious is partying, and by that I mean Groink and Lemmy are partying as if everyone else is, Niko is sleeping, Curious George and Goggles are fighting, Elder Guardian is watching, and normal George isn’t there.

Groink: HEY CAT THING WAKE UP

Niko: Mmmhph not a cat…

Groink: WAKE UP ANYWAY

Niko wakes up.

Niko: what do you want?

Groink: FIRST OF ALL YOU SLEEP WAY TOO MUCH TO BE ACTING ALL GROGGY
AND ALSO THACATABOI IS HERE SO WE’RE ALMOST DEFINITELY ABOUT TO DO CHALLENGE

Niko: Oh.

Hi Niko!

Niko: Hi!

Groink: YEAH SO WE SHOULD GET READY TO DO CHALENNRVEFRHNR

Niko: Alright!

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: George is awesome and I’ll stick with him, but I don’t understand a lot of his choices for friends…

Groink: IN THE MEANTIME, JOIN THE PARTY! EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO LAME AND GEORGE IS DOING SOMETHING IDK

Niko: Oh, should we get him?

Groink: MAYBE

As they leave to look for George, Lemmy realizes he’s the only one partying.

Lemmy: This is lame! I’m gonna see if Team Dine Saur is more fun!

Lemmy leaves as well.

At Team Dine Saur’s cabin, The members of the “only useful people” alliance aren’t there, so it’s only Webber, Pump and Red.

Webber: So I guess it’s pretty clear that we’re our own alliance and we know about their thing now, huh?

Pump: It wasn’t before?

Webber: I mean, we did form it in secret, and they never really questioned anything.

Pump: Huh.

Webber: Now that we think of it, why isn’t Red part of that group? He’s also more serious than us.

Red, who is sitting in a corner, just shrugs.

Lemmy walks in.

Lemmy: Hey guys, I’m bored! Are you…

Webber: Uh… why are you here?

Lemmy: I just said I’m bored, but it looks like there’s not much fun happening here either, so I’ll be on my way!

He leaves and decides to go into the forest. After walking for a bit, he hears talking and goes to the top of a tree to watch.

Proto: [So why do we need these meetings anymore? Even if they know about our alliance, they can’t do anything until teams merge unless they happen to get Red’s vote and happen to win a tiebreaker. It’s not impossible, but it’s highly unlikely.]

Melon-Pult: Well, the merge is coming soon, so we should make plans for when that happens! Duh!

Boo: I thought this alliance was just for while we were on the team…

Melon-Pult: No, it’s to get further in the game! We should keep this up into the merge so we can end up being the final 3!

Boo: You do know that it almost never works that way, right?

Melon-Pult: We can be the first! Besides, is there anybody you trust more than me?

Boo: Prototype.

Melon-Pult: And him?

Boo: I mean… you’re not exactly fun to be around.

Melon-Pult: Stop with the sass, the facts are that we’ll make it further if we stick with the alliance. Even if you don’t like it, we can agree on that, right?

Boo: I guess.

Furret’s voice can be heard across the island.

Furret: CHALLENGE TIIIIIIIIIIIME!

The alliance leaves, and shortly afterwards so does Lemmy.

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: Another alliance, huh?
Between the George alliance, the kids alliance, and the… whatever alliance they are, it feels like everyone is in an alliance!
Even me, technically, but that was supposed to be a one-off.
Still, I could probably stick with Elder Guardian at least, and Curious George might be a fun one once Goggles is out!

Furret: Okay guys, I should be expecting a delivery in about… 5 seconds! By the way Goggles, you may want to move slightly to the left.

Goggles: Huh?

Furret: I said, you may-

A massive box crushes Goggles. The box disappears to reveal some large metal… thing. It’s too hard to tell with the size.

Furret: Go in!

Niko: what do you me-

The thing opens, and everybody (including Goggles somehow) walks in. It closes after them.

Furret: Surprise! This is an oven!

George: ah.

Furret: This challenge is to survive while getting progressively hotter! There’s a button that you can press to leave. If you press the button or die, you’re out of the challenge, and once everyone on a team is out that team loses, has to vote, all the fun stuff!

Niko: Uh…

George: Just press the button, I’d kinda prefer if you didn’t die.

Niko: Are you sure?

George: I doubt anyone will vote you if we lose.

Niko sighs and presses the button.

Groink: WAIT WHY DID YOU DO THAT

George: I’d rather lose a challenge over watching my friend slowly burn to death.

Groink: WHAT ABOUT ME?

George: 1, you’re not humanoid so it’d look less terrifying, and 2, I’m almost certain you’ll end up outlasting me.

Groink: GOD DAMMIT I KEEP FORGETTING YOURE SMART NOW

George: Let’s just… wait, I guess. This is a very boring challenge.

Furret: I’m going to kill you.

George: Well uh- wait how are you alive shouldn’t you be on fire at this temperature because of the fur

Furret: Uh, maybe? I dunno, but I have a funny rock so who cares about becoming on fire?

Speaking of people covered in fur combusting, Curious George does that, and so does Webber shortly after.

Pump: Oh no.

Goggles: Wait, are ghosts able to die to heat?

Boo: No, but I can still feel the heat as it gets hotter and hotter… Personally, I feel that is worse than death.

Lemmy: Yikes.

As it gets hotter, Melon-Pult suddenly bursts from internal pressure.

Lemmy: Woah! If she wasn’t a watermelon, that would’ve been extremely graphic and violent!

George: It still kinda was.

Groink: IT WAS COOL!

Elder Guardian is breathing heavily.

E. Guard: I am afraid… I will not be able to last here. My normal habitat is quite cold, so I’m not used to this type of heat.

Elder Guardian goes to the button and presses it.

Pump: Wow!

Proto: [How are you handling this just fine? I’d expect you to be leaving at this point. We’re already at 160 degrees.]

Pump: I have cooling!

Proto: [Ah.]

As the temperature rises once more, Red also catches fire.

George: Sick, we might be able to win.

Goggles: Yeah! I feel a little weird though.

George: Uh-

Goggles is a giant piece of Calamari.

CONFESSIONAL-George: I’ve seen enough to not question it.

George: I’m sure it’s nothing.

Goggles: Alright.
Wait, Curious George is out! That means there won’t be consequences if I say that-

Goggles dies of heat stroke before that can happen.

George: Uh. I don’t think I can…

Lemmy: Don’t worry, I live in a castle filled with lava, it gets much hotter than this in there!

Groink: YEAH WE CAN DO THIS

George: Okay.

George presses the button.

CONFESSIONAL-George: This challenge really was not fun. I don’t know WHAT Furret was thinking, nor what ThaCataBoi was thinking for that matter.

Pump: Yay!

Boo: This isn’t fun…

Proto: [Just stay safe. My melting point isn’t extremely high, but I can probably at least outlast Groink.]

After a few minutes, the temperature is high enough for Pump’s costume to catch fire, which immediately makes him go from having nice air conditioning to being burnt to a crisp.

Proto: [Well then.]

Lemmy: And it’s even again! It’s anybody’s game, who will pull through?

Groink: WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?

Lemmy: ‘Cuz I’m bored! Furrets gotta be running out of challenges, normally these are pretty good!

Boo: Ugh…

Proto: [If you want, you can go.]

Boo: No… I gotta do this… not the weak one…

Proto: […Suit yourself. I won’t stop you no matter what you do.]

Groink: UH OH

Lemmy: What is it?

Groink: I THINK THE GUNPOWDER I HAVE IN MY BODY JUST GOT LIT ON FIRE ALL AT ONCE

Lemmy: So that means…

Groink explodes.

Lemmy: Got it.

Boo: Two on one, now…

Lemmy: Yeah, sure is… I wonder what will happen once you guys lose, hahaha!

Proto: [The heat is almost at 350 degrees. How are you still standing?]

Lemmy: Dunno, I guess I’m just built different!

Proto: [Wait, built? Are you also actually a robot?]

Lemmy: Uh… no, it’s just a phrase!
Gosh, are your logical operators frying or are you just very uncultured?

Proto: […Probably both.]

Lemmy: Well… Good! That means I’ll probably win!

Lemmy, Prototype and Boo sit there for a while until Prototype suddenly perks up.

Proto: [HIGH TEMPERATURE DETECTED. INITIATING EMERGENCY MODE.]

Proto runs to Lemmy, grabs him, and presses the button. Unfortunately for Team Dine Saur, Lemmy does not disappear with Proto, but his arm leaves a burn on Lemmy’s arm.

Lemmy: Ow! Hot metal is the worst!

Boo: …great, now it’s up to me.

Lemmy: I suppose it is!
Better stay in the oven if you want to win!

Boo: This… sucks…

Lemmy: Hey, I just thought of something.
Do you work for Bowser?

Boo: Well, I work for King Boo, who works for him, so… yes?

Lemmy: That means I’m a higher rank than you.
So does that mean I could just say “quit or you’re fired”?

Boo: Please don’t do that…

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: I was never going to make that kind of ultimatum, but then I saw an opportunity with Boo.

Lemmy: Well, Boo, I won’t do that, because that’s boring!
But there is something I’d like you to know.

Boo: What is it?

Lemmy: I know about your little alliance! And I must say: You really don’t seem to like them!

Boo: How did you… I don’t…

Lemmy: well, I have an idea!
You shouldn’t just stick to two people you don’t like while actively against another alliance!

Boo: I suppose…

Lemmy: Why not stick with me? I’d probably be more fun and you’d have less enemies that way!

Boo: But with the others… I’d get voted out…

Lemmy: Well don’t TELL your alliance you’re leaving! Still pretend you’re with them, go to meetings and such, but once teams are merged, you vote with me, or at least tell me who the others are voting.
I heard that you don’t like them anyway, so what’s the harm?
Also, right now there’s looking to be 3 3-person alliances, maybe 4 if Goggles is the next one out! That seems kinda boring to me, and if you know anything about me, you know I hate it when something fun turns boring.

Boo: I guess… I dunno, I don’t see anything wrong with it, but…

Lemmy: Alrighty then, I’ll sweeten the deal for you!

Lemmy presses the button.

Furret: TEAM DINE SAUR WINS!

Boo: …Okay, deal.

Lemmy: Woo! Glad to hear it.

Furret: Okay, once I respawn all the dead people, get to discussing and voting!

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: I couldn’t think very well in the heat, but I’m not too sad about the results. In fact, if I was in my normal mindset, I probably would’ve immediately agreed to Lemmy’s idea.

In the cabin of Team Curious, Lemmy, Elder Guardian, George, Niko and Groink are all sitting together.

George: So we’re all in agreement to vote Goggles, right?

Elder Guardian: Of course.

Niko: M-hm!

Lemmy: Yeah, he sucks!

Groink: YES.

George: Alright then. Nothing else to it.

Lemmy and Elder Guardian leave. George and Niko start following, but Groink stops them.

George: What is it, Gornick?

Groink: WHY SHOULD WE KEEP OUR WORD?

Niko: Uh, because none of us like Goggles?

Groink: YEAH
BUT HE MAKES THE GAME EASY!
HIM AND CURIOUS GEORGE WILL ALWAYS VOTE EACH OTHER UNLESS SOMEONE TRIES REAL HARD TO CONVINCE THEM OTHERWISE! WE HAVE THE NUMBERS!

George: I mean, I guess you’re right.

Niko: That feels mean though!

Groink: WELL I THINK WE SHOULD WIN!
WE’VE DONE 5 SEASONS IN OUR UNIVERSE AND GEORGE HASNT WON A SINGLE ONE!

Niko: Uh. Okay?

Groink: WE GOTTA HAVE GEORGE WIN BECAUSE OF THAT

George: I really don’t care about that, but I do see your point.
Who do you want out?

Goggles gets respawned after getting brutally murdered by Curious George. He walks out of the medical area, but then he gets stopped.

George: Oi, Goggles. I need to ask you something.

Time skips to the elimination ceremony. I’m keeping votes private from now on until the very end of the chapter. For suspense.

Furret: Alright, you’ve been here before, you get it! I say your name, you go WOOOOOOOOO and are safe, and last one is eliminated!
George!

George: Yippee.

Furret: Niko!

Niko: Yippee!

Furret: Groink!

Groink: GOOD.

Furret: Curious George!

Lemmy: What?

Elder Guardian: This is an interesting turn of events.

Goggles: hehehehehe.

Furret: Aaaand the last one with 0 votes is Lemmy!

Lemmy: Wait, so…

Elder Guardian: Hm. I thought this may happen sooner or later.
I’m eliminated, probably at a 3-4 difference, correct?

Furret: Ding ding ding, you got it right!
Old fish is sleeping with its fellow fishies tonight!

Elder Guardian: Well, I shall take my loss with dignity.
I hope Goggles gets out soon, but so does everyone else, so this isn’t particularly noteworthy last words.

Furret: Well, you get out anyway!

Furret tries to throw Elder Guardian like he does with most other eliminated contestants, but it only goes flying about a mile. It looks back and then swims away.

Furret: O7, EG!
But now it’s time to make preparations!
We have a very special guest next time, who you won’t wanna miss!
…
That’s it. See ya!

Votes:
Groink- EG
Lemmy- Goggles
Niko- EG
Curious George- Goggles
George- EG
EG- Goggles
Goggles- EG

Current team status:
Team Curious: Curious George, George, Niko, Gatling Groink, Lemmy and Goggles
Team Dine Saur: Webber, Pump, Red, Boo, Prototype and Melon-Pult

Chapter Text

Furret: Hello everyone, welcome to-

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! YOU CALLED THE GREAT PAPYRUS TO SHOWCASE HIS AMAZING JAPES, CORRECT?

Furret: Ye
Hey you’ve seen this show, right?

Papyrus: YES! IT IS QUITE… INTERESTING.

Furret: Good! Then you can do the recap!

Papyrus: VERY WELL THEN!
LAST TIME ON THE SHOW THAT HAS BECOME 30X COOLER IN THE PAST MINUTE, FURRET THREW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE INTO AN OVEN! THE CONTESTANTS EITHER QUIT, MELTED, OR EXPLODED IN IT UNTIL THERE WAS ONLY TWO LEFT!
LEMMY AND BOO AGREED TO FORM AN ALLIANCE, SO LEMMY MADE HIS OWN TEAM LOSE TO PREVENT BOO FROM BEING IN DANGER.
THIS ENDED UP SLIGHTLY BACKFIRING, AS GEORGE’S ALLIANCE BLINDSIDED THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE TEAM TO ELIMINATE ELDER GUARDIAN, THE ONLY OTHER PERSON LEMMY CONSISTENTLY TEAMED UP WITH. WHAT A DRAMATIC TWIST! THOSE MEMBERS SURE ARE GREAT AT THIS.

Furret: Alright, you did it!

Papyrus: NATURALLY, NYEH HEH HEH!
LETS SEE…
AH, YES! LETS SEE WHAT THE OTHERS ARE UP TO NOW!

George, Niko and Groink are sitting alone in the cabin.

Niko: I still feel kinda bad for blindsiding Elder Guardian.

Groink: WELL, IT DIDNT SEEM TO CARE!
LIKE AT ALL.

George: Yeah, better someone who doesn’t care about this game than someone who does, right?

Niko: I mean, yeah, I guess…

George: It’s just a game.

Groink: YEAH, AND ITS REALLY FUN! THATS WHY WE TRY SO HARD TO STAY IN!

Niko: Yeah, it’s just a game for us, but you know a lot of people do genuinely see it as more than a game and would do a lot to win? Don’t you remember-

George: Ok, I get it. A lot of people really try to win and they see our methods as evil or villainous.
You’re right, Niko. Maybe we shouldn’t be as sweaty.

Groink: YEAH WE COULD JUST HAVE FUN LIKE WE’RE SUPPOSED TO!

Niko: That’s what I’ve been trying to do, sillies!

They all laugh together.

George: Hahaha…
…
fuck this is a death flag for one of us isn’t it

Groink: OH SHIT

Meanwhile in the forest, Lemmy sneaks into the area where Melon-Pult, Boo and Prototype do their secret meetings, but Boo is the only one there.

Boo: So we’re doing this alliance thing, huh?

Lemmy: Yep! I’m a little annoyed, though. It’s probably just gonna be us two for now.

Boo: Why?

Lemmy: Well, other than you, Elder Guardian was my only ally! And George’s alliance decided to get rid of him! I suppose it was a fun twist, but I’m next!

Boo: Next?

Lemmy: Look at the team! We got the George alliance, Curious George, Goggles and me!

Boo: Well, that doesn’t make you next then!
I’m sure they’d at least get rid of goggles first.

Lemmy: Yeah, but Goggles and Curious George always vote each other! It’d make George’s alliance have a much easier time, since two votes are basically null and void.

Boo: And that makes you the only other option… I see.

Lemmy: Yeah, so my team can’t lose again!

Boo: Are you implying you want me to… sabotage my team or something?
If I did that then they’d blame me and vote me out!

Lemmy: …
do it or i fire you

Boo: what

Lemmy: Kidding, kidding! You getting out would only make me have to survive on my own!
Although, that could make for a good performance… the lone magician in a game full of dangerous alliances, forced to power through against all odds to win, or at least make it decently far!

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: Lemmy sometimes plans too much.

Boo: Yes, but this isn’t a scripted show.

Yep, ABSOLUTELY not.

Boo: You’d likely just get out fast.

Lemmy: True, true!
Man, if only there was an easy way to guarantee both of our safetys in the next challenge…

Papyrus: WELL YOU’RE IN LUCK! MY CHALLENGE WILL (HAVE THE CHANCE TO) MAKE THAT HAPPEN!

Lemmy: Who are you?

Boo: That’s a weird looking dry bones…

Papyrus: I SHALL INTRODUCE MYSELF ONCE FURRET TELEPORTS US AND THE OTHER CONTESTANTS TO THE CHALLENGE! WHICH SHOULD HAPPEN ABOUT 4.3754839922 SECONDS AFTER THIS SENTENCE ENDS.

They get teleported exactly 4.3754839923 seconds later. Papyrus: I SAID ABOUT, NOT EXACTLY! There are 2 platforms, separated by 2 rope bridges.

Papyrus: HELLO, HUMANS AND WEIRD MONSTERS!

Groink: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME

Papyrus: I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AN EXTRAORDINARY CREATOR OF PUZZLES AND
SPAGHETTI ALIKE, AND THIS CHALLENGE HAS TO DO WITH ONE OF THOSE!

Niko: Oh, I’d love an eating challenge!

George: I think he was referring to puzzles, Niko.

Niko: Aw…

George: Not a bad idea, though. You hearing that, Furret?

Furret is not listening.

George: Makes sense.

Papyrus: AS THE PIG MONSTER DEDUCED, THIS CHALLENGE IS MADE AFTER A SCRAPPED “PUZZLE” OF MINE!
WELL, CALLING IT A PUZZLE MAY NOT BE QUITE ACCURATE, BUT IT IS MADE BY ME, WHICH MEANS IT MUST BE EITHER A PUZZLE OR SPAGHETTI, AND THIS CERTAINLY ISN’T MADE OF PASTA NOR ANY EDIBLE MATTER! THEREFORE, IT’S A PUZZLE!

George: Ah, yes.

Papyrus: FIRSTLY, EACH TEAM MUST HAVE ONE PERSON VOLUNTARILY COMPETE…

Proto: [If it’s a puzzle, perhaps I-]

Melon-Pult: I dunno, this doesn’t seem like a normal puzzle, and you’re not very good physically.
How about… Red?

Proto: [Why Red?]

Melon-Pult: He’s been completely useless so far, let’s give him some time to shine!

Red shrugs and steps forward to nominate himself.

Papyrus: AH, SO RED NOMINATED HIMSELF! I TRUST YOU HEARD EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT WHOEVER WOULD END UP COMPETING, CORRECT?

Red doesn’t say anything.

Papyrus: GOOD, YOU’RE LOCKED IN! BUT JUST IN CASE, I’LL REPEAT THAT THE TEAM MEMBER WHO LOSES THE CHALLENGE WILL BE ELIMINATED VERY FAST!
SOUND FUN?
WELL IT PROBABLY WONT BE FOR THE ELIMINATED PERSON BUT WHATEVER!

George: I’m volunteering.

Papyrus: REALLY?

George: Well, I doubt anyone else would volunteer for this, and I feel like I’ll probably end up getting out pretty soon anyway, so may as well have fun.

CONFESSIONAL-George: I’m definitely screwed. Not only do I not have much more of a purpose here, but I’m up against Red, who is doing this to prove his worth and stuff. The only chance I have is in a challenge perfectly suited for someone weak but smart and good with machines. I guess a puzzle would be like that, but something tells me it won’t be that easy…

Papyrus: NOW THAT EACH TEAM HAS THEIR ONE MEMBER LOCKED IN, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO EXPLAIN THE CHALLENGE!
WHEN I PRESS A BUTTON ON A REMOTE, THESE PLATFORMS WILL MOVE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, AND THE BRIDGES CONNECTING THEM WILL INCREASE IN LENGTH ACCORDINGLY!
YOU WILL GO ACROSS DIFFERENT BRIDGES, BUT THERE WILL BE DEADLY OBSTACLES BLOCKING THE PATH CONSTANTLY! YOU CAN INFINITELY RESPAWN, BUT-

George: Let me guess, the first person to make it all the way across their bridge wins and the other is eliminated, correct?

Papyrus: CLOSE, BUT NOT QUITE! SPEED IS A FACTOR, BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY BASED ON HOW COOL YOU ARE WHILE CROSSING THE BRIDGE! DEATH ISN’T A VERY COOL THING WHEN YOU DO IT A LOT, BUT BEING EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS ISN’T VERY COOL EITHER! ULTIMATELY, I WILL DECIDE WHAT COUNTS AS COOL AND WHAT DOESN’T.
ANYWAYS, GO!!!!!!!!

Papyrus presses the button and the platforms move very far away from each other.
George starts running across with no hesitation, while Red slowly moves forward, taking his time to dodge everything possible. George gets killed in various ways several times.

George: Okay, clearly this isn’t working. I’m not gonna do the same thing red is doing, but perhaps there’s another way.

George slows down slightly, making it about a third of the way there. He stips for a moment, as there doesn’t seem to be any hazards in his vicinity, but then a cartoonishly large spike ball flies in and knocks George off of the bridge.

CONFESSIONAL-Groink: GEORGE IS DEFINITELY MORE FUN THAN RED RIGHT NOW! HE’S GONNA WIN FOR SURE!

CONFESSIONAL-Prototype: [Red is definitely playing a better game than George. If I were making the choice, I’d choose Red, even with no bias.]

Lemmy: Come on George, death can be cool if you trick Papyrus into thinking it was!

George: Thanks for the… strange encouragement, but I Should probably focus, I’m at the spot to do my strategy.

George is at the same spot that the spike ball hit him in last time. It flies in again, but this time it’s expected. George stands in just the right position where it will knock him further alng the bridge, and it works! George goes flying and lands right before the very end of the bridge.

George: Woo! I think that means I win-

A flamethrower cooks George alive and he respawns at the start.

George: Yep, saw that coming.

George starts running again, and then notices that Red is about two thirds of the way there. George pulls out his portal gun.

George: can I use portals to get over there?

Papyrus: YES, BUT IT WOULDN’T BE VERY COOL OF YOU TO DO THAT!

George: Hmmm… guess that’d just be a last resort…
Shit I gotta run, red might make it!

George runs faster than normal, but this causes him to die a few more times. Eventually he makes it to the spike ball, and this time he aligns himself better and pushes himself off of it to give himself a bit of extra distance.
This ends up working a bit too well. The resulting speed ends up making George drop his portal gun and overshoot the platform. As he goes over the platform, he sees Red only a few meters from the finish platform before he faceplants on the ground past it and dies once more.

CONFESSIONAL-George: Shucks.

George respawns, but surprisingly his team is cheering.

Niko: Nice job!

George: huh

Red respawns right next to George. He says nothing, but starts trying to make it to the end faster, and starts making dumb mistakes and does a few times. George just watches in confusion.

George: Uh, how did he die? I thought he would’ve made it to the end.

Lemmy: Your portal gun hit him and knocked him off! A good show, if I do say so myself! And I’m sure Papyrus will agree!

CONFESSIONAL-George: …That was pure luck, but I don’t have to tell them that.

George: Good, it worked. So… I need to think of something fast.

George sees a cannon, grabs it and disassembles it. He uses the resulting scrap to make another portal gun.
Meanwhile, Red has slowed down and started making actual progress once more. George seems to just be staring and thinking, which allows Red to make it about halfway through.

George: Alright. I got it.

George starts firing a bunch of different portals around his bridge.

Goggles: Has the death made the pig ret-

Curious George forcefully closes goggles’ mouth while George goes to where the spike ball is. After looking around at the different traps, he dodges the spike ball a few times.

George: Now.

George jumps in front of a spike ball. It knocks him into a portal, which throws him into another portal and so on. George is falling and gaining height to change his momentum and he manages to narrowly avoid almost every obstacle while maniacally whooping. He also tosses his portal gun at Red, who is nearing the end, once more just for good measure, before sticking the landing on the finishing platform.

Papyrus: WOWIE! THAT WAS QUITE THE RIDE!

George: Perfectly timed.

CONFESSIONAL-George: I didn’t actually need to wait for the right timing. All of the traps are in sync, so I could’ve just gotten hit the first time, but making them think that I waited for just the right time to get hit by the spike ball will increase my style points.

Papyrus: YES!
ITS NOT OVER YET, THOUGH! THAT ENDING WAS QUITE COOL, BUT IT TOOK YOU A LONG STRING OF ATTEMPTS THAT WILL BE TAKEN OFF OF YOUR SCORE! IN OTHER WORDS, RED STILL HAS A CHANCE TO WIN!

George: Damn.

Red, meanwhile, is understandably pissed, though his wooden body can’t show it that much. Red starts running at the obstacles and failing.

Papyrus: OKAY, THATS ENOUGH! FURRET?

Furret holds up his rock and Red teleports over.

Papyrus: RED. I WAS WILLING TO GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT! AFTER ALL, YOU ONLY DIED A FEW TIMES, MOSTLY DUE TO GEORGE’S INTERFERENCE!

Red just stares at Papyrus.

Papyrus: HOWEVER! YOUR RESPONSE TO GEORGE’S SECOND KILL IS THE WORST THING THAT ONE COULD EVER DO IN A CHALLENGE LIKE THIS!

George: Oooooh, I get it. He… lost his cool?

Papyrus: PAPYRECISELY CORRECT, GEORGE! THIS IS A CHALLENGE ON BEING COOL, AND THAT IS QUITE LITERALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE!

George: So that means…

Papyrus: YES! GEORGE IS SAFE, AND RED IS ELIMINATED!

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: Well I’m probably screwed, unless we merge next time. Our team is in the lead, so that means we’ll probably lose next challenge, and then I’m almost certainly out!

CONFESSIONAL-George: how the fuck did i win i was just messing around until the very end

Papyrus: WELL IT WAS FUN HOSTING THIS CHALLENGE! NOW I SHALL DISAPPEAR FOREVER!

Papyrus does that.

Furret: Good! Also, Red is gone now.
I’ll see you guys next time!

George: …This feels like it was a long time coming.

Current team status:
Team Curious: Curious George, George, Niko, Gatling Groink, Lemmy and Goggles
Team Dine Saur: Webber, Pump, Boo, Prototype and Melon-Pult

Chapter Text

Furret: We are so back!
Last time on Furvivor Rebooted, we had a special guest host, and his challenge was an obstacle course! Each team got one volunteer who would risk their game to win the challenge! Team Curious chose George, and Team Dine Saur chose Red! The least cool between the two of them got out, and the least cool between the two of them, was Red. Thus, our most boring competitor left got out, and the game barely changed!
So let’s fix that!
Normally I’d show you what the other teams are doing, but it’s nothing interesting, so I’ll just teleport them here!

Furret does in fact do that.

George: Oh hi Furret.

Furret: Hiya!
I got some announcements to make!
First of all, I know a lot of you hate your teams!
I hate them too, because now every elimination can be predicted easily!
So…

Furret pulls out posters of each team and lights them on fire.

Niko: Wait there were posters-

Furret: No more teams! Every man for themselves, or for their alliances. Whatever you want to say!

Lemmy: Woo! Now I can have fun and not feel like I’m about to die if I lose!

George: subtle.

Groink: WAIT WHATS HE TALKING ABOUT I DONT GET IT

Furret: Next announcement, there is a new area that we will occasionally go to for unique challenges! I was starting to run out of island-based ones.

Webber: Where-

A spaceship falls on Webber.

Furret: Womp womp. Anyway, you’ll be going to space for about…

Furret looks at his notes.

Furret: four seperate challenges!
Next one will be on the ship, then back on the island, then on the ship, then the island, and so forth until about the final 4!

Groink: OH BOY, SPACE!
CAN WE DESTROY PLANETS?!

Furret: Hmmm, I’ll put that under “maybe”!
Uhhh, what was next?
Oh, right!
Debut.

Melon-Pult: Huh-

Several characters appear.

Furret: Apparently they signed the contract for being on this show, but they only did it after it started, so they couldn’t join! However, 11 is a weird number, so vote on one person to join and make it the final 12!
Anyways, meet everyone here!
First up is this pizza chef guy! I think his name is pepperoni spaghetti or something.

Peppino: Ah… I just want to-a join this game for some-a extra money for-a my restaurant, but I assure-a you, if you-a vote me into the game, I will-a repay the favor!

Furret: then there’s some… friend of his? His name is just… “The Noise”, which sounds like a boring name to me!

Noise: Hi friends! Want some excitement in this game? Just shout that you want me to join and I will make some noise and boost the fun! Take some milk!

Pump: Okay!

Pump grabs the “milk”, and The Noise covers his mouth.

George: You fool…

Pump drinks all of it.

Pump: Delicious!

Noise: Uh…
Yes! See, aren’t I just so nice?

Furret: Next up is… Uh, Karl- Oh wait no. Marx Soul.

Marx: HI! THIS SEEMS LIKE FUN! I HAVE DEFINITELY NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE!

Groink: OH-

George shushes Groink’s nonexistent mouth, then whispers something in his nonexistent ears. He also then whispers into Niko’s existent ears.

CONFESSIONAL-George: I know I’m supposed to not be playing dirty, but Marx is our friend, and people probably wouldn’t like our alliance increasing in size. In fact, they may actively try to prevent it, so I’m going to pretend we don’t know Marx in order to make sure that doesn’t happen.

Marx: UHHHH, VOTE ME, OR SOMETHING! IT WOULD BE COOL, AND I’M DEFINITELY FUN!

Furret: Next up is… this ball with arms and legs! I think it’s called… ah! Yin-Yang!

Yin: Vote for us!

Yang: Yes! So we can destroy you all!

Yin: Yang! We are doing this in an honest way! No sabotage!

Yang: Then I won’t help!

Yin: Fine. Some sabotage, but do not make everyone hate us! We don’t have free immunity like in-

Yang: I get it! *ahem* Vote for us and Yin will try and help our voters while I destroy everybody in challenges!

Furret: Ok, and last but maybe not least, I dunno.
We have this guy! He signed the contract as “Mr. L”.

Mr. L: That is who I am! I am the masked man, someone who’s identity will never be revealed, and I look very cool! I am the obvious choice when compared to these losers!

Yang: Hey! Cartoonish levels of assholery is my job!

Mr. L: Shut up, Mr. Fights Himself All The Time!

Yin: That was just a phase!

Furret: AHEM!
Get to voting, now!
By the way, once you say who you will vote, that is locked in! No takesy-backsies!

Pump: That Noise guy gave me some very good milk! I like him.

Webber: We’ll vote the same person as Pump!

Goggles: This Yin-Yang fellow seems like he’d help me destroy the monkey! I vote him!

Yang: I will destroy him and you! Hahaha!

Melon-Pult: I’ll vote this Mr. L guy, I like his style.

Proto: [I suppose he would be a good person to have as an ally, I’ll vote him as well.]

Boo: …That guy gives me a bad familiar feeling. I’m gonna vote the chinese ball.

Curious George: Oooh ooh ooh!

Curious George points to Peppino.

Lemmy: Hmmm… I’ll also vote the italian guy. He seems like he could be interesting!
Plus he’s the only one who doesn’t seem awful.

Furret: So, 0 votes for Marx Soul, and 2 for everyone else!

Groink: THAT’S CONVENIENT!
I VOTE MARX!

George: same here.

Niko: Same!

Furret: And by a margin of 3-2-2-2-2, Marx Soul joins the game!

Marx: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO- WAIT JUST SAY MARX
SOUL IS JUST THE FORM I HAVE TO SAY THAT I ATE A REALLY STRONG MACHINE

Furret: Alright! Marx joins the game!

George: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Groink: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Niko: Uh, yoooo?

Marx: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lemmy: Wait, he’s friends with them?

Marx: THE GANG IS BACK
MOSTLY
LACK OF TEA IS STILL GONE, BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS HERE!

George: GB is also out.

Groink: YEAH BUT HE’S JUST YOU SQUARED
LITERALLY, BECAUSE HIS HEAD IS A CUBE!

Proto: [Interesting. A 4 person alliance. I suppose we aren’t the strongest one anymore.]

Furret: Oh, and one more announcement!
This doesn’t really affect you guys as much as it does the viewers, but I will no longer show votes in confessionals! There will simply be a list on who voted who at the end of every chap- episode.

George: So is that it?

Furret: Yeah sure, go into the spaceship and explore until we do chalnj!

To be continued or some shit, next chapter is the challenge and elimination and spaceship introduction, BYE

Chapter Text

We start right where last chapter ended off. The contestants are boarding the Epic Spaceship™️.

Yin: What about us?

Furret: Just be in whatever area that isn’t the challenge! You can stick around until I make season 2!

Mr. L: Fine by me. I’ll win next season instead!

Furret: Sure you will, pal!
I gotta move the ship now!

Furret holds up his rock and the ship rapidly rises. Furret teleports into it, to find that the G-Force crushed all of them.

Furret: Oopsies!

Furret respawns everyone.

Marx: WOW THAT WAS FUN! DO IT AGAIN!

Furret: I love the enthusiasm, but not right now! For now, just look around the ship for a few minutes!

They do that quite easily, since there seems to be artificial gravity in the ship. There’s a driving room, a lounge area, a storage room, a few maintenance rooms, a medical wing and some other areas that seem to just be there to add size for parts.

George: HMMMMMMMM
This looks familiar.

Furret: Any reference to other spaceships is purely coincidence.

George: Good enough for me.

Furret: Okay, has everyone gotten a basic understanding of the ship’s layout now?

Everyone makes noises and/or gestures of affirmation.

Furret: Good!
Now it’s time for the challenge!
So does everybody know what Among Us is?

George: Knew it.

Proto: [No, I don’t.]

Webber: Neither do we!

Furret: Okay, that’s enough to explain it to everyone then!
Basically, you guys gotta do tasks around the ship, but there are 2 of you who are actually impostors! The impostors can kill people, use vents to travel, and mess with the systems of the ship! If anyone finds a body, they can report it to start a meeting! In that meeting, people can vote one person to get launched out of the ship and killed! Each person can also start a meeting without a body once a game by pressing the button in the middle of this room! The impostors win if they can kill enough people that they can’t get voted out! The others win if they vote out all of the impostors or finish tasks!
If the impostors win, then they both get immunity no matter what!
If the others win, then the survivors get immunity!
Simple, right?

Proto: [Not really, but I understand well enough.]

Webber: ??????

Furret: Good! The game starts now, impostors already know who they are!

Everyone scatters pretty much immediately, except for George, who just walks over to the task right next to him.

In the medical area, Prototype arrives and starts looking at various items.

Proto: [Quite extensive. Despite his… less than stellar ideas, he doesn’t seem to be as stupid as he acts.]

While Proto is lost in thought, a vent behind him opens, and the impostor hits Proto’s head hard enough to instantly kill him. The impostor escapes before they can get caught.

Meanwhile, Webber is sitting in the navigation area, trying to stabilize the ship, when suddenly he feels alert.

Webber: Huh?
…Saw something?

One of the spider legs on Webber’s head points to a vent.

Webber: …Huh. Interesting!

In the cafeteria, George is talking to Niko.

George: And that’s how I got my hat!

Niko: …George, has anyone ever told you that your backstory is messed up?

George: Oh, yes, many times.

Niko: Well-

The lights go out suddenly.

Niko: AH!

George: Geez, I know you’re scared of the dark but you don’t need to cling to me like that.

Niko: Oh, sorry!

George: It’s fine. Let’s go to electrical. Your massive orb eyes are still visible in the dark, so I can stick by you.

Niko: M-hm!

They arrive in the electrical room, and George quickly fixes the lights. When they come back on, Lemmy, Marx, Pump, Groink, Goggles, Curious George and Boo are all entering.

George: Oh geez, this is like… almost all of us.

Marx: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

Niko: Uh… I don’t.

Marx: PAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYYYYYY!

Somehow everyone spontaneously starts partying in the electrical room. I’m sure nothing bad will ha- aaaaaand Pump got stack-killed.

Lemmy: Wow, what a shocking turn of events!

Boo: …It really wasn’t.

Pump’s body gets reported.

Dead people: Prototype, Melon-Pult and Pump.

George: Wow, these people are getting picked off fast.

Goggles immediately votes.

Marx: INFORMATION?

Goggles: I just voted the monkey because I hate him and it’d be funny to see him flung into space!

Marx: MAKES SENSE

Marx also votes.

George: dude!

Marx: WHAT? HE SAID IT WOULD BE FUNNY!

Groink: I MEAN IF IT”S FUNNY

Groink votes.

George: Okay okay time out.
Does anybody have any information other than that Pump got stack killed?

Webber: Wait, Pump is dead?

George: Yeah, weren’t you there?

Webber: …No?

George: HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Niko: That’s not enough to vote him, at least one person killed twice, after all!

George: Ok, but I’m gonna stay suspicious for now.

Nobody else has any information.

George: …Fuck it, guess we’re voting curious me off.

Curious George was not An Impostor.
2 Impostors Remain.

George: Well we’re already down to 8. If the same thing happens again this round we’ll automatically lose.

Goggles: Who made you the leader, nerd?

George: Nobody said I was the leader, but I mean…
Half of the people left are in my alliance.

Goggles: Yeah, that probably means the impostors are part of that alliance!

George: Hmmmmmm, you make a good point.
Niko are you the impostor?

Niko: Nope!

George: See, he isn’t.
Uh Gornick- oh he’s gone.
Marx- he’s also gone.

Goggles: 🤓

George: You’re very lucky I’m not the impostor.

Goggles: 🤓🤓🤓🤓

George just stares for a few seconds and then leaves.

Goggles: Argument won.

CONFESSIONAL-George: I want to throttle Goggles.

Meanwhile, in Admin, Groink is failing the card swipe while Marx watches.

Marx: UH, GORNICK?
YOU GOOD THERE?
YOU GONNA SAY ANYTHING?
YOU JUST GONNA KEEP IGNORING ME?
COME ON GORNICK!
LETS DO SOMETHING!

Groink is not paying attention.

Marx: WAA-

Lemmy and Boo meet up at the engine room.

Lemmy: Hm. So, what do we do?

Boo: Perhaps we should go after George’s alliance. They won’t all be safe, so we just vote whoever seems like the best option.

Lemmy: Sounds… good. Tell your official alliance who to vote for as well!

Boo: Naturally.

Lemmy: Maybe they just want to have fun with friends, maybe they have some evil agenda that can only be accomplished by winning this gameshow, maybe something in between! All I know is, one alliance steamrolling everyone doesn’t make for a very fun show!

Back in the cafeteria, George and Niko are hanging out again when Marx arrives.

Niko: Hi Marx!

George: Where’s Gornick?

Marx: HE WAS FAILING THE CARD THINGY AND IGNORING ME, SO I JUST LEF-

Suddenly, Marx’s voice isn’t able to be heard. The others start talking, but nobody can hear their voices. Marx moves his mouth a little.

No Marx, just because you have 4th wall powers doesn’t mean you can talk to George during comms sabotage.

Marx looks sad. Niko covers his mouth to chuckle. George realizes I just accidentally said it was comms sabo- GOD DAMMIT I DID IT AGAIN

They all turn to go to comms, but it gets fixed before they make it very far. Marx looks at George.

George: Huh, guess there was something else that showed that it was comms sabotage.

Marx: I GUESS!

George: Where’s niko?

They turn around to find Niko dead, and a vent closing. Unfortunately, the impostor didn’t escape fast enough, and George manages to see who did it.

Marx: WAIT BEFORE YOU REPORT IT
I’M UH
KINDA HUNGRY

George: Huh?
Oh, yeah sure, I’ll just press the button.

Marx: YAY!

Marx grabs nikos body and eats it. Presumably this is something that happens often, as nobody sems to be bothered by this.

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: That happens pretty much any time me, George or Groink die.

Marx: STILL TASTES GOOD!

George: Glad to hear it, bud.

Once Marx is finished, George presses the emergency button to call a meeting.

Dead people: Groink and Niko.

George: Alright.
Goggles did it.

Goggles: What? How do you know it was me? What kill are you talking about?

George: I saw you vent away from Niko’s body, dumbass.

Goggles: You sure? You positive your nerd glasses didn’t obscure your vision?

George: I don’t even have glasses, and Marx also saw it.

Marx: UH I MEAN I WASN’T PAYING AS MUCH ATTENTION BUT I WAS WITH GEORGE, AND IF HE SAW IT HE’S PROBABLY RIGHT!
WAIT WHEN DID GORNICK DIE-

Goggles: Fuck off! How do we know that you aren’t the impostors?!

George: I mean we could be, but 1. I wouldn’t ever kill Niko or Gornick and 2. If we vote you off you’ll still lose, so it’s a win no matter what.

Lemmy: He makes a good point…
Plus, you’re reeeeeally deflecting right now! Kinda sus…

Goggles: HaHa SuSSy SuSSy THAT’S YOU RIGHT NOW! If you vote me off, you’re an idiot!

Marx: OH WASN’T HE ALSO THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED WE VOTE OUT CURIOUS GEORGE?

Goggles: …

Everyone votes.

Goggles was An Impostor.
1 Impostor Remains.

CONFESSIONAL-Goggles: My other impostor better win this for me…

Marx: WOW.

Marx presses the button.

Dead People: Nobody.

Marx: OKAY, SO GOGGLES WAS AN IMPOSTOR!
WE ALL DON’T WANT GOGGLES TO WIN, RIGHT?

Everyone still alive: Yeah.

Marx: SO THE OTHER IMPOSTOR SHOULD OUT THEMSELF TO US SO GOGGLES LOSES!
WHO IS IT?

Nobody speaks up.

Marx: AWWWW, NO FUN.

Nobody was ejected. (Skipped)
1 Impostor Remains.

George: Well, 5 left.
We gonna make it to the end of the challenge together?

Marx: YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY WE WILL!

Everyone is in the cafeteria, looking at each other. The exception is Webber, who immediately left without a care in the world.
The lights go out after a few seconds.

Lemmy: That’s inconvenient… Oh, but that is!

The second “that” in Lemmy’s sentence was referring to the fact that Boo glows in the dark, so everyone is able to see her clearly.

George: I’m gonna go fix the lights. Make sure not to die, everybody!

George leaves.

Lemmy: Maybe I should follow him…

Marx: I DUNNO! BUT STAYING HERE COULD WORK TOO!

A few seconds later, the lights come back on. Marx and Boo are there, but Lemmy isn’t.

Marx: HMMMMMMMMM… BOO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD PRESS THE BUTTON, JUST IN CASE!
IF LEMMY ISN’T ALIVE, I THINK I KNOW WHO IT IS!

Boo: You’re that confident?

Marx: YES!

Boo presses the button.

Dead people: Lemmy.

Marx: WELL NOW THERE’S ONLY FOUR OF US LEFT!
AND I KNOW WHO DID IT!

Webber: Who?

Marx: IT’S YOU!

Webber: What? But we haven’t done anything!

Marx: WELL FIRST OF ALL, PROCESS OF ELIMINATION! GEORGE AND NIKO WERE TOGETHER ALL ROUND ONE AND I DOUBT GOGGLES WAS ABLE TO KILL 3 PEOPLE, BOO GLOWS IN THE DARK SO I WOULD’VE SEEN HER KILL LEMMY, AND I KNOW I’M NOT THE IMPOSTOR!

Webber: Well why can’t it be you?

Marx: ME AND GEORGE STUCK TOGETHER A LOT OVER THIS GAME, AND I WOULD NEVER INTENTIONALLY KILL GORNICK!

Webber: But-

Marx: AND YOU BEING IMPOSTOR MAKES THE GAMES PIECES LINE UP PERFECTLY!
ROUND 1! GOGGLES KILLS PROTOTYPE AS SOON AS THE GAME BEGINS! I DUNNO WHY HE WOULDN’T HAVE KILLED CURIOUS GEORGE, BUT MAYBE HE JUST WANTED TO BE ABLE TO VOTE HIM OUT! THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOGGLES THING TO DO. YOU’RE SITTING AROUND, MAYBE FIGURING OUT HOW THE IMPOSTOR ROLE WORKS, AND EVENTUALLY FIGURE IT OUT! THUS, YOU COME UP WITH A PLAN: STAY IN THE SHADOWS AND AWAY FROM PEOPLE IN GENERAL! WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS IN ELECTRICAL, YOU’RE ABLE TO KILL MELON-PULT, WHO YOU REALLY DON’T LIKE, AND GOGGLES DOES THE STACK KILL THAT HE BLAMES ON CURIOUS GEORGE!

Webber: I didn’t even-

Marx: ROUND 2!
GORNICK WAS STUCK IN ADMIN DOING CARD SWIPE FOR PROBABLY THE ENTIRE ROUND, SO YOU COULD EASILY SNEAK UP AND KILL HIM WHILE GOGGLES IS DOING HIS OTHER THING! GOGGLES GOT CAUGHT, BUT YOU WANT TO WIN ANYWAYS BECAUSE… WELL YOU PROBABLY DON’T WANNA GET OUT, I DON’T REALLY GET WHY ANYONE WOULD EVER WILLINGLY KEEP GOGGLES AROUND THOUGH!

Webber: How can-

Marx: DON’T INTERRUPT!
ROUND 3!
YOU SNEAK OFF, AND WHEN THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON, LEMMY IS GONE, AND DEAD!
I WAS WITH BOO, AND GEORGE WAS FIXING LIGHTS! YOU HAD AN EASY WIN!
UNFORTUNATELY YOU FAILED TO ACCOUNT FOR ONE THING:
BOO GLOWS! AND I CAN BE SMART IF IT MAKES ME LOOK COOL.
I THINK THAT SUMS IT UP, GOODBYE!

Webber: But seriously! We never did anything!

George: Wait, he’s still trying to claim innocence?
Marx, you think maybe we got the wrong guy?

Marx: KILLERS NEVER ACTUALLY CONFESS, THAT’S STOOPID

George: Ah, makes sense.

CONFESSIONAL-Webber: It’s like they just don’t hear us…

Everybody votes.

Webber was not An Impostor.
1 Impostor Remains.

George: Ahubshush uusgsugu
what

Marx: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT ‘EM

Boo: Wait, so you were the impostor?

George: Weh
You killed gornick?

Marx: WELL
HE WAS IGNORING ME, SO I SLAPPED HIM TO GET HIS ATTENTION!
AND THAT KILLED HIM.

George: A h.

Boo: What about Lemmy? Why didn’t his body show up when the lights went on?

Marx: I ATE HIM!

Boo: A h.

George: Wait can’t we just-

George presses the button, but nothing happens.

George: Huh

Boo: Wait, let me try.

Boo presses the button and the exact same thing (nothing) happens.

Marx: FURRET SAID AT THE START, EACH PERSON CAN ONLY DO ONE BUTTON PRESS! AND ALL 3 OF US ALREADY PRESSED IT THIS GAME!

Boo: So, what you’re saying is we lose unless tasks can be completed?

Marx: YE

Boo: Well, you can’t kill ghosts, so if you wanna win you’ll have to kill your friend! Eeheehee-

Marx: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP I’M FROM THE KIRBY SERIES, I DEFY LOGIC

Marx proceeds to inhale so hard Boo gets sucked into his digestive system, which he casually turns into a black hole.

Marx: YIPPEE!

Furret: The impostors win! That means Marx and… Goggles… get immunity.

Everyone gets respawned.

Marx: HAHAHAHA, THAT WAS EASY!

George: Nice job, Marx. First challenge and you won?

Marx: HAHA YEAH, PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO WANT TO GET ME OUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

George: No kidding… but who should we vote today?

Marx: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HEY NIKO, GORNICK, ANY IDEAS?

Niko: Uhhh…
I dunno! Someone from team 2, probably!

Groink: I DON’T LIKE THE MELON THING

George: Good enough for me.

Elimination time!

Furret: Alrighty folks!
Marx and Goggles are safe, obviously!

Curious George is angy.

Furret: 6 more people got 0 votes!
They are…
Niko, Lemmy, Pump, Webber, Boo and Prototype!

Niko: Yay!

Webber: Yippee! We’re both safe, Pump!

Pump: This is my first speaking line this chapter!

Webber: What?

Furret: Curious George got one vote!

George: truly a mystery who could’ve possibly done that one vote…

Furret: Next safe is Groink, with 2 votes!

Groink: NICE, GOOD LUCK GEORGE!

Furret: One of the last people got 4 votes, the other got 5!
It’s very close, very fun, and I’m dragging this out way too long but the final one safe is………..
Melon-Pult!

Melon-Pult: Good. If I got voted out right before I started doing my best, you would’ve lost a very good player for this show!

Furret: I don’t think you worded that very well, because I don’t understand what the fuck you’re saying!
Anyways, goodbye, George!

Furret throws George so hard he phases through the glass in the cafeteria.

George: I think you missed.

Furret: Huh? I definitely saw you go flying…

George: I dunno, but I’m still here.

Furret tries again, and George is back a few seconds later again.

George: Hm. Does that mean I can stick around?

Furret: Uh, no! You got voted out!

George: I don’t mean keep competing, just… sticking with the other guys from the debut vote.

Furret: You know what? I like you, George. So you can do that, but don’t interfere in any challenges!

George: Nice.
Now that I’m out, how will my alliance fare? What will happen to the others? Will everyone continue targeting them now that I’m out? Find out next time o-

Furret: What are you doing?

George: I figured we could have an outro for once.

Furret: …The fuck’s an outro?

Votes:
Goggles- Curious George
Webber- Groink
Pump- Groink
George- Melon-Pult
Marx- Melon-Pult
Groink- Melon-Pult
Niko- Melon-Pult
Lemmy- George
Boo- George
Melon-Pult- George
Prototype- George
Curious George- George

Chapter Text

Furret: Welcome one and all back to the vivor of the fur! We got a friend here! His name is Green Mage from Everhood!

Green Mage: Hello my good fellows! I’m hoping to have a fun time today!

Furret: Would you like to do the honors of the recap?

Green Mage: Hohohohoho!
No.
I don’t know how!

Furret: Okay!
Last time on Furvivor (give or take a rerebooted), we switched locations to go to a spaceship! There, we used the very convenient layout to play a game of Among Us! Marx, our new contestant, managed to dupe everyone and win, but unfortunately that made Goggles also win. Thanks to George’s alliance only growing, many other contestants decided to strike right at the heart of it, and George got out!
Uhh, that was basically it! You didn’t miss much, despite how big it was compared to most of the others!
Today, it’s the island’s turn to be the challenge area, so that’s why we’re there! Let’s see what’s happening until Green Mage starts his challenge!

Marx, Groink and Niko are sitting together. Marx and Groink seem to be deep in conversation.

Groink: HEBEVRVEGJANSND

Marx: EVECSGAUEOEOKNDDE

Groink: RUJE EIJEH!

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: They’ve been talking like that for 30 minutes. I have no idea if they understand each other or are just speaking in gibberish for fun.

Melon-Pult’s alliance are sitting in their usual meeting spot.

Proto: [Good work with the idea to get rid of George, Boo.]

Melon-Pult: If Boo said Groink, he could’ve gotten out instead, and he’s a much bigger threat!

Boo: I could’ve said anyone else and you would’ve been eliminated…

Melon-Pult: Don’t be a dick, Boo. I’m just saying, Groink is probably gonna be better in challenges than us, so it would’ve been better if he got out.

Proto: [Possibly, but with Groink out they’d still be a three person alliance, whereas I’m fairly certain Niko is only in the alliance because George is. Therefore, we’ve effectively cut Niko out of the equation, and we don’t have to vote him off.]

Melon-Pult: Well, still. They can win a lot more challenges!

Boo: So? Only one can win at a time, unless some contrived challenge makes both of them safe. Not like this is a scripted show designed to be as dramatic as possible.

I mean, it’s not designed to be dramatic, but just to spite Boo I’m gonna make nearly every challenge from now on have the chance for multiple people to be safe.

Anyways let’s see Pump and Webber.

Webber: Hey, we’ve gotten pretty far!

Pump: Yeah! Let’s defeat the big bad no kid alliance!

Webber: Well, let’s try, anyway…

Pump: YEEEEAH!

CONFESSIONAL-Webber: Now that we’re in the merge, we’re definitely in a better spot than we were for a while back on our old team!

Furret: Hate to interrupt this riveting conversation, but CHALLENGE TIME!

Everybody gets teleported in front of Green Mage.

Marx: HMMMMMMMMM
THIS GUY FEELS FAMILIAR!
OH ITS THE SORTING HAT!
I BETTER BE IN SLY-

Niko: That wasn’t funny.

Marx: I WOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW BUT YOU’RE KINDA RIGHT

Green Mage: HELLOOOOOOOOO!
Welcome to the challenge hosted by me, Green Mage, creative genius extraordinaire. I have quite a simple one!

Groink: ITS QUITE AND SIMPLE? I GOTTA SEE THIS.

Green Mage: Yes, yes!
See this eye?

Green Mage points to their eye, which is the only discernible feature of their body, as everything else is either clothes or vague shadows.

Lemmy: Looks like a crystal!

Green Mage: Well it’s an eye!
Or actually it might be both.
I don’t remember, haha! It’s been far too long.

Webber: Hu-

Green Mage: ANYWAYS!
Look what I can do!

Green Mage pulls out their eye, spins it around, then puts it back where it was before.

Marx: EASY

Marx pulls out his own eye, puts it back in, and dies a few seconds later. Luckily for him he instantly respawns.

Green Mage: I love the enthusiasm! However, that is not the challenge.
Your challenge is to steal my eye from its spot in my “head”!
I will be running or fighting back, depending on the situation!
I certainly won’t make it easy, but when you die, you will respawn, so you have that going for you!
Have fun! I know I will!

Green Mage flies away, leaving everyone there to process the challenge.

Furret: By the way, challenge starts now.

Everyone immediately perks up and starts chasing after them, but they’re already out of sight.

Goggles: I’m gonna find that disgusting black creature right-

Curious George slaps him.

Goggles: Fuck off, monkey! Look for the-

Another slap.

Goggles: Look for the MAGE yourself!

Curious George leaves. Goggles leaves the other way, sulking.

Goggles: stupid fucking monkey… hates humor… just a joke…

Groink: BRO HAS ISSUES

Marx: WANNA STICK TOGETHER, GORNICK?

Groink: YIPPEE

They leave together.

Niko: A- okay.

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: George being gone makes it feel like I’m not in an alliance anymore. Marx and Gornick are just a dynamic duo and they’re fine with me since we have a mutual friend.

Niko: Hey Webber and Pump, can I stick with you for now? We’re all kids and I’m friends with Alula!

Webber: Hmmm…

Pump: YEAH!

Webber: Ok, sure! You seem nice, we like you!

Niko: Yay, thanks!

Pump: Wait. First, can you do this?

Pump does the spooky dance.

Niko: That’s easy!

Niko Spooky Dance

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Pump: You’re in!

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: This game is fun again!

Niko: Pump, were your eyes always this green?

Pump: Uhhh, maybe?

Webber: I dunno, never noticed that. Let’s just look for Green Mage for now!

Pump: Oh, I let’s go in that direction!

They go in that direction and find Green Mage pretty fast.

Green Mage: Why hello! I do hope you don’t mind me running away.

Green Mage starts to do that. Niko jumps on their cloak, but he just phases through.

Green Mage: Hohoho! I am made of pure magic, but nice try!

Pump: Boo!

Green Mage: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Green Mage flies away at frightening speeds.

Pump: Oops.

Webber: Well, you scared them!

Pump: Yay!

Niko: Well, where to now?

At the beach, Green Mage finishes their escape from Pump.

Green Mage: Oh dear, that was terrifying!
Well, at least I’m alone here…

A bomb flies in and hits Green Mage. Their eye gets hit, but they catch it before it can get out.

Lemmy: No you aren’t!

Green Mage: Uncool!

Green Mage starts to fly away, but Lemmy can keep pace.

Green Mage: Oh no…
Well, I suppose I’ll have to use my secret music magic technique to get away from you!

Green Mage throws a saxophone at Lemmy’s face and skedaddles away.

Lemmy: Ow!
Did that thing really just call that magic?
Now I’m offended.

Green Mage makes it to the forest. There they get ambushed by Melon-Pult, Prototype and Boo.

Green Mage: Oh, uncool!

Green Mage flicks some magic attacks at everyone. Prototype and Melon-Pult dodge, but Boo forgets that she isn’t immune to magic and gets blasted away.

Proto: [Dont attack our ally like that.]

Green Mage: What are you going to do about it?

Melon-Pult: I’m gonna win!

Melon-Pult tosses a melon, but Green Mage simply snaps their possibly nonexistent fingers and it explodes before reaching them.

Green Mage: That was funny!

Green Mage then throws Prototype at Melon-Pult. Melon-Pult dies, but Proto is mostly fine. He climbs a tree and prepares to dive at Green Mage.

Green Mage: Hey! That’s cheating, you have a height advantage!

Proto: [First of all, Furret never said that, and second of all, can’t you fly?]

Green Mage: Well, Furret made it so I can’t fly above 5 feet in the air. When I said it was cheating, I meant it was unfair!

Proto: [Well, that doesn’t seem like my problem.]

Green Mage: You’re right! I shouldn’t care about this!

Proto dives to try and take Green Mage’s eye, but they just move out of the way, give applause and then fly off.

Proto: [I suppose that should’ve been to be expected.]

Green Mage goes to the field, but finds Boo, who is still hurt by the previous magic attack.

Boo: God… pain isn’t normally something I have to deal with…

Green Mage: Apologies, little ghost, but I don’t care!

Green Mage looks around and finds nobody else, so they just stay away from Boo but in the same general area.

Green Mage: Actually, why do you need to have any strength?

Green Mage hits Boo with another magic attack, making her barely able to keep existing, but not quite gone.

Green Mage: Lovely!

Marx and Groink fly up the big mountain.

Marx: ALRIGHT LETS LOOK, I HEARD GREEN MAGE WAS IN THE FIELD SO LETS LOOK FROM HERE

Groink: THEM*

Marx: RIGHT
UHHHHHHHH I DONT SEE THEM

Groink: I MEAN THEY’RE GREEN ITD BE KINDA HARD TO SEE THEM

MARX: OH YEAH!
LETS AMBUSH THEM UP HERE WHEN THEY INEVITABLY END UP ESCAPING TO THE MOUNTAINS!

Groink: MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

Back at the field, Curious George and Goggles find Green Mage at the same time.

Goggles: Oh great, it’s you.

Curious George ignores Goggles and lunges at Green Mage’s eye.

Goggles: Hey! You’re not getting that eye before me!

Goggles tackles Curious George before he can take the eye and they start fighting for the umpteenth time.

Green Mage: What silly people!
I suppose this is an easy situation to… exploit.

As both Curious George and Goggles are nearing death, Green Mage shoots magic at both of them, killing them.

Green Mage: Now to escape before they come back!
Bye Boo, get well soon!

Green Mage flies off, leaving a nearly “dead” Boo to be pissed off.

Back in the forest, a revived Melon-Pult finally arrives.

Proto: [That wasn’t fun.]

Melon-Pult: You’re telling me. What have you got?

Proto: [Pardon?]

Melon-Pult: Do you know where the mage is?

Proto: [I do not have information about that, but they’re likely to be in one of the areas that were used for one-off challenges, such as the arena, soccer field or the bridge from the obstacle course challenge.]

Melon-Pult: Why is that?

Proto: [Simple. Green Mage has been to many areas already, and many of the areas left aren’t suitable for them. I learned that they can only fly a few feet in the air, so they couldn’t go up, say, the mountain for example, easily.]

Melon-Pult: Ah. So, where would they be now?

Proto: [If nobody has chased them from it already, likely the Soccer field. It is the safest of all of them.]

They go there, and do indeed find Green Mage.

Green Mage: Ah. Welcome back! Would you like to die once more?

Melon-Pult: No.

Melon-Pult lobs several melons at Green Mage. They effortlessly either dodge or explode the melons, but when Melon-Pult is done, Prototype is nowhere to be seen.

Green Mage: Hu-

Proto punches Green Mage’s eye from behind, knocking it out. However Green Mage grabs it before the contestants can, and what follows is a long struggle to pry the eye from Green Mage’s hand. Eventually, Green Mage gets it close enough that they get their magic back, and they immediately shoot lightning, killing both of them.

Green Mage: Phew! That was exhilarating, but it took a bit out of me!
Perhaps I shall take a breather for a few minutes.

Back on the mountain, Marx and Groink are playing Uno.

Marx: GO FISH!

Groink: CALL!

Marx: HEY, ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE GOT UP HERE.

Groink: WELL, THAT JUST MEANS GREEN MAGE WILL BE HERE REAL SOON!

Marx: HMMMMMM
WAIT
THEY CANT FLY PAST A FEW FEET IN THE AIR

Groink: YEAH I HEARD THAT TOO

Marx: THAT MEANS THEY CANT GET UP HERE!

Groink: OOPSIES

Marx: WELL WE SHOULD FIND A PLACE THEY HAVENT BEEN IN FAST!

Groink: YEAH!

Green Mage flies into the arena, but Marx and Groink follow.

Green Mage: Ah, hello! I was just leaving.

Green Mage tries to fly out, but there’s only one entrance or exit, not counting the open ceiling that is much too high for them to fly out of.

Marx: YOU’RE STUCK!

Groink: YEAH!

They have a staredown, during which Lemmy, Pump, Webber and Niko enter the arena. Lemmy uses his magic to close the exit with a giant ball so that Green Mage is trapped.

Green Mage: A 1v6, eh?
I like those odds.

Green Mage pulls out another saxophone, and blows into it. A flurry of magical notes come out and damage everybody. Lemmy immediately gets taken out.

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: So their saxophone is magical? Why did they just throw it at me then? Did they just want me to get offended by the insult to magic? If so… they did good at it.

Green Mage: Let’s have a blast!

Green Mage starts flicking some magic at the others, but most of the attacks get dodged with the act of jumping. They then make their eye go rainbow, putting everyone except Pump into a hypnotic trance.

Pump: Hey! That’s mean!

Green Mage: Oh well!

Green Mage shoots notes at the hypnotized people. This takes out Niko and damages everyone else except Pump. Luckily for them, the attack manages to snap everyone out of their trances.

Webber: No, our friend! You’ll pay for that one!

Webber uses webs to try and pull out Green Mage’s eye. Unfortunately, Webber is not Spider-Man, but instead just a child, so he’s not strong enough to pull it out. However, it does blind Green Mage.

Green Mage: Oh dear, what’s happening?

Pump grabs Green Mage’s eye.

Pump: So shiny!

Green Mage starts clawing at Pump and accidentally throws him out of the arena.

Webber: Dang it!

Green Mage: Alright, I think enough is enough now!

Green Mage shoots a bunch of lightning bolts at the last 3 remaining people. It hits Webber and Marx, killing them, but it gets deflected into the sky by the shield on Groink’s face.

Groink: ALRIGHT! 1V1, AND SINCE SOMEBODY NEEDS TO HAVE IMMUNITY THAT SOMEONE WILL PROBABLY BE ME!

Green Mage: Oho! Hit me with your best shot!

Groink rockets himself at Green Mage. This would knock the eye out, but it also knocks every other part of them back with their eye, so not much comes from this.

Green Mage: Ah. I see… impressive.

Groink: IM NOT DONE!

Groink shoots Green Mage’s eye several times, making them need to hold it in place.

Green Mage: Well, you seem to be a worthy adversary!

Green Mage shoots a bunch of magical notes at Groink. He dodges most and doesn’t seem very bothered by the ones that hit him.

Green Mage: Okay, what about this?

Green Mage shoots a magical skull at Groink, and it actually seems to do some damage.

Groink: THIS IS FUN!
HEY, COME AND JOIN US!

Marx appears.

Marx: DONT MIND IF I DO!

Green Mage: Didn’t I kill you?

Marx: RESPAWNING AND TELEPORTING! IT MAKES IT EASY TO COME BACK HERE.

Green Mage: Well that seems a little unfa-

Marx teleports behind them and punches out their eye. Groink catches it.

Green Mage: wha-

Furret: Hmmmm… Well someone won from that, but who?
Technically Groink was the one who properly took it, but Marx got it out…

Marx: HOW ABOUT BOTH ME AND GORNICK?

Furret: Yeah sure, you’re both safe! Why not?

Marx: YAY!

Marx and Groink do their secret handshake, which consists of exploding, bashing their heads together, and doing perfectly choreographed hand movements at speeds incomprehensible to the human mind.
In that order.

Furret: Everyone else needs to vote, N O W.
Or like 5 minutes from now!

Proto: [Hm. Well that wasn’t great.]

Boo: Now we can’t vote either of the powerhouses!

Melon-Pult: Guess I was right after all, huh?

Boo: I get it.

Melon-Pult: Alright, well if we can’t get out the general threats, why don’t we get out the ones who are threats to us specifically?

Proto: [I don’t think Webber or Pump care about us anymore.]

Melon-Pult: Maybe they just want us to think that! Besides, got any better ideas in that massive computer brain of yours?

Proto: [I don’t think it really matters.]

Melon-Pult: Then let’s just vote Webber and be done with it!

With Marx and Groink…

Marx: HEY, WHERES THE CAT GUY?

Groink: PROBABLY NARRATING.

Wrong person who is tangentially related to cats, Gornick.

Groink: OH. I DUNNO, THEN!

Marx: OH WELL. WANNA JUST GET RID OF GOGGLES TODAY?

Groink: SURE!

With the alliance of children…

Niko: So, Melon-Pult?

Webber: Yeah.

Pump: Yeah!

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: Between the 3 alliances, the shithead rivalry, and me, 3 people are each getting 3 votes, with Curious George getting 1. That leaves me to be the swing vote, deciding who to eliminate between Goggles, Webber and Melon-Pult!
So naturally, I voted Curious George.

Furret: Alright everyone!
Votes are in!
With 0 votes, Lemmy is the first one safe not counting the winners!

Lemmy: Nice.

Furret: Next is Pump…

Pump: Yay!

Webber: Yay!

Niko: Wait-

Furret: Prototype…

Proto: [Figures…]

Furret: Boo…

Boo: Good luck, MP.

Furret: and Niko!

Niko: Alright.

Furret: Everyone else all got votes!

Curious George and Goggles look at each other with annoyance.

Furret: With 2 votes, Curious George is safe!

Curious George: Ooh ooh ooh!

Furret: And everyone else got 3 votes, making the first 3-way tie since challenge 1!

Webber: So what’s the tiebreaker challenge!

Furret: I’m bored, so we’ll just do a wheel! Whoever it lands on is out.

The wheel gets spun and it lands on Webber. A portal appears under them and Webber falls in, thus getting eliminated.

Melon-Pult: Phew! Good luck indeed.

Furret: Finally, the episode is over! Feels like it took forever to wri- I mean finish!

Niko: It really wasn’t that-

Furret: CUT OR SOME SHIT!

Votes:
Lemmy- Curious George
Goggles- Curious George
Curious George- Goggles
Marx- Goggles
Gornick- Goggles
Niko- Melon-Pult
Pump- Melon-Pult
Webber- Melon-Pult
Melon-Pult- Webber
Prototype- Webber
Boo- Webber

Chapter Text

Furret: Why hello there! I didn’t expect to see you!
Except I did.
I always expect you.
You can’t sneak up on me, DAVID.

Furret: Anyways, last time on Furvivor RRB, Green Mage from the hit 2021 game Everhood arrived at my doorstep and killed everyone except Gornick. Luckily people respawn, and that led to Gornick not being the only one safe! Marx also got immunity because he can teleport into the “airtight” arena, and they teamed up to steal an eye!
Oh, also, Niko joined Webber and Pump.
After a clash between alliances, and a little trolling on part of Lemmy, there was a tie between Webber, Goggles and Melon-Pult!
Unfortunately for everybody, Goggles didn’t get out. Instead, Webber got wheeled straight into… wherever the portal that took him leads.
Anyway that’s all you missed, Furvivoring time, WOOAJW

Marx and Gornick are eating ice in the spaceship.

Gornick: OH HEY, ITS ON US!

Marx: SHOULD WE DO SOME IMPORTANT CHARACTER GROWTH OR SOMETHING?

They stare at each other for a few seconds.

Both: NAH

Meanwhile, Lemmy is practicing, but nobody is paying much attention.

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: Is it just me, or are things getting a lot more boring around here?
I mean, Marx and Groink… Gornick… whatever his name actually is, they’re interesting, but I don’t really like the random chaotic nonsense. I’m the only performer here, the rest seem to forget that this is a show!
Oh well, hopefully I’ll be able to have some more fun before I’m out! The longer it goes on, the bigger the spotlight on me is, and it’ll be all the more grand when I make my final curtain call!

Boo, Melon-Pult and Proto are sitting together.

MP: Alright! It was close, but we now our rival alliance only has 1 member left!

Boo: So it would seem…

Proto: [Hmm… maybe it wouldn’t have been so close if we voted, say, Goggles.]

MP: Well I still made it and it worked out in the end!

Proto: [Thanks to pure luck.]

MP: Ok, and? Now that there’s only one person in the children’s group, we won’t have as many votes against us until it’s too late for them!
We only have to all make it through 2 more eliminations without getting rid of dumb or dumber and we’ll have basically already won!

Proto: [Hmmm. I suppose I see your point.]

Furret: CHALLENGE TIME!

Proto: [Good, I’ve been a little bored.

Furret: Yes, yes, sorry to keep you waiting! But today, we get to go out to space, so put a spacesuit on, FAST!

Everybody puts on one except for Proto, Marx and Boo. Don’t ask how Melon-Pult got in one.

Furret: I’m assuming you 3 can breathe in space?

Boo: I don’t need to breathe.

Proto: [Neither do I.]

Marx: I DUNNO IM JUST BUILT DIFFERENT
OR MAYBE ITS JUST A THING PEOPLE FROM MY WORLD CAN DO, WHO KNOWS?
WAIT MAYBE SPACE IS JUST BREATHABLE IN MY WORLD FOR SOME REASON

Furret: Alrighty then!

Furret throws everyone out. Marx immediately suffocates.

Furret: …Oh well, he’s out of the challenge!

Boo: What?

Furret: I said he’s out of the challenge!

Proto just looks very mildly annoyed.

CONFESSIONAL-Proto: [Furret isn’t a bad host, but he tends to forget that not everybody has the super-omniscience he seems to have.]

Furret: Oh right, nobody can hear me because space stuff! Hold up a sec, just gonna slightly rewrite the laws of physics to my favor real quick… Aaand done! Can you hear me now?

Pump: Yeah!

Proto: [What.]

Furret: Alright, let me explain the challenge, but first, nearly everyone seems to have been thrown out into the vacuum of space, wonder how that happened! I’ll fix that.

Everyone is back, and Furret ties a rope around their legs that connects to the ship.

Furret: Using this rope, you can navigate around the ship and get anywhere you need to go from the outside! Don’t you love this technological advancion?

Niko: Is that even a real wo-

Furret: Now, there are a few things you need to keep in mind! Don’t worry, this won’t be long.

Furret proceeds to talk for 40 minutes about various things that may happen during this challenge. About halfway through, he sneaks in a brief explanation of the challenge that nearly nobody notices.

Furret: And that’s it! If there are no questions, I’ll be off now!

Curious George: Ooh?

Lemmy: Hey, what about the-

Furret is gone.

Lemmy: Huh.

While everyone is confused, Proto whispers something into his alliance’s ears.

CONFESSIONAL- Proto: [Clever trick, but I was paying attention.]

They all just sit around for a bit.
Niko approaches Prototype.

Niko: Hey, Proto? Do you know what the challenge is?

Proto: […No.]

Niko: Well, I saw that you whispered something into your alliance’s ears, and it feels out of character for you to not pay attention…

Proto: [I don’t know what to say, I don’t know what it is.]

Niko: I’m not stupid, you know. Why can’t you just tell me?

Proto: […Because I don’t know.]

Niko: Well, if you actually just didn’t know, then what did you say?

Proto: [Why do you want to know?]

Niko: Well, what’s so important that only they can hear it?

Proto hesitates.

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: I’ve been able to talk to ThaCataBoi even before we got the rock from the other world, and I know he wouldn’t point that out for no reason. But why is Prototype lying?

Back in the not confessionals, the alive people all hear a loud thump.

Niko: What was that noise?

Proto: [Yes, what was that noise? You should investigate.]

Niko: You’re right!

Niko goes off.

Proto: [Close one.]

Pump follows Niko.

Lemmy: Seems like what’s happening over there is fun, I’ll go where the fun is!

Lemmy does that, and most of the others follow suit. They find a strange metal capsule.

Lemmy: Huh… looks like it just crashed.

Suddenly, it shoots a laser right at Pump, killing him instantly.

Niko: Wha- AAAA

Niko leaves as fast as the outer space method of transport lets him go. Everybody else follows suit, except for Melon-Pult, Prototype and Boo.

MP: So that’s what it is?

Proto: [It appears so. We have to survive until someone stops it from attacking everyone. Whoever manages to stop it can give somebody else immunity as well. If nobody stops it, then everybody is up for elimination.]

Boo: So how do we stop it?

Proto: [Well, you just have to-]

Proto gets pushed into a laser.

MP: What?

Goggles: Thanks for that info, dumbasses!

Goggles starts shooting at the capsule, but then it shoots a laser at him, and he gets deaded.

MP: Hahaha, idiot.

Boo: Still bad for us…

The capsule continues shooting lasers, but most of them don’t have any clear direction, so they’re easily dodged.

Boo: I wonder if those lasers could kill me…

MP: Don’t find out. If one of us stops it, we can have all 3 of us be safe.

The capsule starts flying around the ship, still randomly firing lasers.

Groink and Niko are talking where the capsule isn’t at.

Groink: SO THATS THE CHALLENGE

Niko: How did you know that?

Groink: I KNOW ALL AND SEE ALL, REMEMBER?

Niko: Oh, right.

The capsule continues shooting, and a laser narrowly grazes Groink.

Groink: AH FUCK MY ASS
WAIT I DONT HAVE AN ASS NEVERMIND IM FINE

Niko snickers until a laser goes through his hat.

Niko: We should get out.

Groink: HMMMMM PROBABLY A SMART DECISION

They go around to a part of ship that isn’t a bullet hell, but soon it reaches them again. Niko escapes, but Groink gets shot.

Groink: THAT IS SO UNFAAA-

Dead.

Boo: Hmm, I’m gonna try and phase into the pod to see what’s controlling it. Maybe if I spook it or talk to it it won’t attack anymore.

MP: Sure, whatever, I’m gonna not die while you do that.

Boo: Cool.

Boo floats into the capsule to see…

Boo: …Space Core?

Space Core: Space? Space? Where is space, where is space, wanna see space, stars, planets, galaxies, SPACE!

Boo: Huh…?

Space Core is moving rapidly, but he doesn’t seem to be intentionally attacking everyone, but rather accidentally slamming into buttons that move the capsule and shoot lasers.

Boo: Uh, Space Core? What are you doing?

Space Core: Space, space, wanna go to space…

Boo: Hey!

Space Core: Ah! Play it cool, play it cool, here come the space cops, help me go to space, space cops!

Boo: Uhh… I’ll try?

Space Core: SPACE!

Boo: Why are you in here?

Space Core doesn’t notice, but instead keeps talking about his favorite things in space.

Boo: Okay, this is getting nowhere… maybe…

Boo possesses space core, and in doing so she sees his memories.

Furret: Wow, what an unpredictable result!
Space core is out.

Furret grabs Space Core, spins around, and hurls him way past the atmosphere.

Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Space Core makes it into space.

Space Core: Space! I’m in space, I need to see it all… Space, space…

Before Space Core can fulfill his dream of seeing all of space, a capsule flies into him, and he gets put in.

Back to the present, Boo (still possessing Space Core) tries to open whatever it was that caused Space Core to get trapped. After about a minute, she figures out how to open a secret door just big enough for Space Core to fit. Boo/Space Core leaves the capsule and Boo stops possessing Space Core.

Space Core: Space? SPACE! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Boo: I fixed it- where’s MP?

Furret: Dead! When you were trying to figure out how to get out, you accidentally killed her!

Boo: Oh…
Well, who is alive?

Furret: You, Lemmy and Niko!

Boo: Okay, that checks out…
Wait, what about Curious George? I never saw him die.

Furret: Once Goggles heard that surviving gave you immunity, he stabbed him.

Boo: Goggles is Brit- I mean, makes sense. I’ll choose to save Melon-Pult in that case.

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: Glad Lemmy didn’t die so I don’t have to choose between him and someone else.

Furret: Hi, ol’ Spacey!

Space Core: I’m in space.

Furret: That you are! I’m glad you could make it! However, it’s time for you to go! Explore space, and make your creators proud!

Furret pushes Space Core off.

Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Space Core goes off into the sunset… but without the “set”.

Furret: Anyways!

Furret respawns everyone.

Furret: Melon-Pult, Boo, Lemmy and Niko are safe, get to voting but don’t vote them!

On the ship…

Niko: …

Pump: Niko?

Niko: Oh, hi! Just… hard vote.

Pump: Well, there’s only one guy that isn’t safe!

Niko: Yeah, but… Proto’s my friend, and I don’t really wanna vote him out…

Pump: Hmmmm… we could vote someone else, maybe…

Niko: At the same time, he did intentionally lie to me, though! I don’t know why, other than he wants to make it far in the game and doesn’t care enough, or maybe he just doesn’t realize having your friends lie to your face hurts…

Marx: HEY, ENOUGH WITH THE FEELINGS BULLSHIT! IF YOU HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING SOMETHING, JUST ASK WHAT GEORGE WOULD DO! THATS WHAT ME AND GORNICK DO.

Niko: Well, he’d probably immediately vote Proto for hurting me…

Groink: THEN THATS WHAT ME AND MARX WILL DO!

Pump: Awesome!

With Melon-Pult’s alliance…

MP: Let’s get rid of Pump, and then we won’t have to deal with anyone targeting us! It’s that easy!

Proto: [Why do we need to do that, though?]

MP: No targets means we’re less likely to be voted off in the future, duh!

Proto: [Im not sure. I may have accidentally hurt Niko’s feelings, and him and his friends may vote me for that.]

MP: You’re just overthinking it.

Proto: [It’d be easier to vote Goggles. There’s already at least one guaranteed vote from Curious George, and he’s definitely the most hated one here, so he’ll probably get at least one more. That’d be enough to guarantee his elimination since he’ll be voting Curious George, naturally.]

MP: So? The easier solution isn’t always the best one! We get rid of pump, we lose our enemies and are able to breeze to the finale!

Proto: […If you say so.]

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: Hm…
Well, I dunno what to do here, so I’ll just vote with who will probably be the majority!

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: I know George would probably vote Proto, but I still don’t know…
I suppose I’d rather keep Pump around if he’s the other one in danger…
I don’t know…
I guess I’ll just do whatever feels right.

Furret: votes are in!
Niko, Melon-Pult, Boo and Lemmy got immunity, so they all obviously got 0 votes!

Lemmy: I did so much to deserve this!

Furret: Only two other people got 0 votes, and surprisingly those are Marx and Gornoink!

Groink: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

Furret: The votes are actually perfect from here! It’s 1, 2, 3, and 4! No tiebreaker today!

Niko: Is the one with 1 vote Curious George?

Furret: Correct!

Curious George: Ooh ooh ooh!

MP: And I’m guessing Prototype is the one who got 2 votes?

Furret: Nope? That’s Pump!

Pump: Yay!

MP: What?
Proto, why didn’t you vote with us?

Proto: […]

Furret: The last one safe, with 3 votes, is Goggles! Somehow.

Goggles: HAHAHA! I WILL NEVER DIE!

Furret: Prototype, any last words?

Proto: [I d-]

Furret: Too slow!

Furret ejects Prototype into space, and he despawns a few seconds later.

Boo: Well. He probably still tried to vote Goggles, but I guess he was right. Voting Pump was a bad idea.

MP: Dammit!

Pump: Haha! We win! Finally!

Niko doesn’t say anything. Instead, he just goes to sleep.

Furret: Well that was fun, but that’s the end! I’m gonna do a Niko now.

Furret passes out.

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: I’m a little trickster, aren’t I?

Votes:
Goggles- Curious George
Melon-Pult- Pump
Prototype- Pump
Niko- Goggles
Curious George- Goggles
Lemmy- Goggles
Marx- Prototype
Groink- Prototype
Pump- Prototype
Boo- Prototype

Chapter Text

Furret: I’m running out of ways to greet you people!
Ah, whatever, I’m sure I’ll think of something!
Last time on Furvivor rerebooted or just Furvivor if you don’t want to use the title, Space Core returned!
Not as in he rejoined, he just showed up stuck in a pod that tried to attack the ship!
Luckily for most of us, Boo was able to figure out that the attacks were from Space Core keysmashing in an attempt to go back to space, and Boo stopped him by opening an escape door!
After freeing space core, Niko decided to not vote off his friend, but it ended up not mattering as Boo voted Prototype, her own alliance and former team member, off! What will happen next? How will things shape up now that all of the remaining alliances are 2 members large? I don’t know, it hasn’t happened yet!
Let’s see for ourselves, shall we?

Boo is with Melon-Pult.

MP: I can’t believe Prototype didn’t vote with us!

Boo: Well, clearly it wouldn’t have mattered. Perhaps he was right, and maybe he hoped you or I would vote with him.

MP: Well we shouldn’t have any enemies.

Boo: Honestly, our only enemy is a small child. I feel like ganging up on him just because he’s voted us a few times wouldn’t be the best look. I mean, clearly Pump’s not the only one who dislikes us, otherwise Proto would still be in the game.

MP: Well if the world is against us, then we gotta fight the world!

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: I can’t tell whether Melon-Pult is actually planning something or she thinks doing the same strategy will work out the entire game. Either way, what she doesn’t know is that she’s alone, and sooner or later she’ll be out with everyone against her.

Furret: Challenge time!

Everyone gets on the island, swapping places with the people waiting for season 2.

Furret: Alright guys, let’s go to the beach!

They go to the beach and see 9 boats.

Marx: OH I KNOW! YOURE GONNA BLOW UP THE BOATS AND ANNOUNCE SOME UNDERSEA CHALLENGE!

Furret: Nah, I already made that joke once! This challenge actually involves these boats this time!

Marx: WHAAAAAAAT?

Furret: The challenge is to get these boats all the way to that other island that was definitely here the entire time! If you make it, you’re safe, and if your ship gets wrecked or you die, you’re up for elimination!

Niko: …is there anything else?

Furret: No!
Go!
Row!

The contestants start rowing their boats. Pump gets in first somehow.

Pump: Hehehe, I’m winning!

Pump does that “PBTBTBTBT” thing with his mouth (I forgot what it was called) at Melon-Pult. Somehow, against all logic and reason, this works fine as a motor and Pump is able to immediately make it to the island.

Pump: Yay! I did it!

Everyone is too confused to think of trying the same trick, and before they can, a giant kraken shows up.

Pump: NOOO! I missed the eldritch monster!!!!

Niko looks up at it.

Niko: what am i supposed to do about this

The kraken tries to slap Niko, but he ducks.

Niko: Hey! I just wanna get by, I don’t mean any harm…

It doesn’t seem to care.

Niko: Hey Furret, can we get off the boats as long as we don’t die or get our boats destroyed?

Furret: I told you your lose conditions!

Niko: Okay!

Niko rows his boat back to leave smacking range of the kraken, and it turns its attention to the next closest contestant, that being Marx.

Marx: WOW

The kraken attempts to hit Marx with a massive tentacle, but Marx spits out a ball of ice that freezes it.

Marx: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NICE ONE!

The kraken roars and kicks up a wave that knocks everyone back. Marx catches his boat to make sure it doesn’t get destroyed and floats away.

Marx: WAIT
CAN I JUST FLY MY BOAT OVER TO THE OTHER ISLAND?

Furret: The challenge is to get your boat to the other island!

Marx: YA-

Marx’s boat gets knocked out of his wings and is destroyed.

CONFESSIONAL-Marx: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE.

Marx ominously flies away, while Niko digs something out of the sand on the beach.

Furret: What’s that?

Niko: Blueprints left by George! He got out but told me he’d leave stuff for me to be able to build some of his inventions!

Furret: Isn’t that unfair?

Niko: Do you care?

Furret: Nah not really.

Niko: Alright! I’ll look for a few more of these then.

Niko leaves to do that.

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: I feel a bit bad that I’ll be relying on George’s inventions, but at least I’ll be the one building them!

Furret: Hmmm… I mean, he isn’t dead and his boat is still intact, so he isn’t technically out… I’ll allow it!

Back at the ocean, the contestants who aren’t safe, our or Niko are trying to make it past the kraken, which seems to enjoy messing with them.

Melon-Pult: Screw this, I’m gonna try and go around.

Melon-Pult rows away from the kraken and tries to go around to the back of the goal island. However, whenever she gets close, another kraken shows up and immediately demolishes both her and her ship.

Furret: That’s another out!
This island is actually guarded by 3 kraken, not one!
If anyone tries to approach it, one of them will try to stop you!

Lemmy: Seems interesting!

Groink: MAN THIS CHALLENGE IS SO HARD

Goggles: Shut yo bitch ass up

Groink: NO

Groink splashes Goggles with a mild amount of water. He instantly gets disintegrated.

Groink: L

CONFESSIONAL-Goggles: Gornick is so cooked if he loses.

While Groink is laughing at this kill, a tentacle spanks him so hard he becomes a cooked Gatling Groink.

CONFESSIONAL- Groink: IM SO COOKED CHAT

Lemmy: Hmmm…

The kraken swings at Lemmy, but he jumps on the tentacle. Lemmy is able to get on its head, and while he does get grazed by a swipe, the kraken ends up knocking itself out. Lemmy jumps onto the next island.

Lemmy: Haha! I did it! And that’s how you take down a kraken!

Furret: You have not won yet!

Lemmy: huh?

Furret: Your boat isn’t at the island!

Lemmy: Oops.

As Lemmy goes back to get his boat, Curious George grabs his boat and runs across the knocked out Kraken to the island.

Furret: Curious George is safe!

Boo looks at her boat, which got crushed by the kraken when it fell.

Boo: Well then.

Furret: Only 2 people safe so far, and only 2 whose fates haven’t been decided!

Lemmy grabs his boat, but at this point another kraken has noticed that the first got knocked out, and it shows up.

Lemmy: Well that’s inconvenient!

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: Darn, I only made both members of my alliance lose with that play!

The kraken swipes at Lemmy. He jumps, but then the third kraken shows up and hits him. The second kraken then proceeds to squish Lemmy between the ocean floor and its tentacle.

Furret: Alright!
Now it’s just time to wait for Niko!

Niko shows up about an hour later.

Niko: Hi, sorry I’m late!

Furret: What happened?

Niko: A lot, several machines blew up… but now I have 2 that do work and I think I can win!

Niko gets on his boat and starts going to the island. All 3 kraken (the one Lemmy knocked out recovered) look at him.

Niko pulls out a device and speaks into it.

Niko: Hello friends! What brings you here today?

The device plays some mysterious sounds, and the krakens respond with their own mysterious sounds. The machine plays a robotic voice.

Machine: WE ARE HERE TO GUARD THIS ISLAND. EITHER TURN AWAY OR MAKE IT PAST US AND WE WILL STOP ATTACKING.

Niko: Ooooh, okay! Well, I’d really like you to move!

The machine translates, the krakens respond, and they get translated to English.

Machine: NO.

Niko: Aww, why not!

Machine: YOU HAVE NOT MADE IT BEFORE, THEREFORE YOU ARE NOT WELCOME.

Niko: You sure I have to make it past you?

Machine: YES.

Niko: Well, if you insist!

Niko pulls out a device labeled “SUPERSHOCKER9000”, turns a dial up, and shoots the water. All 3 kraken immediately get electrocuted.

Niko: Wow, it really is that good!

Niko slowly carries his boat over the bodies of the krakens.

Niko: Hopefully they aren’t dead… I didn’t mean to do that…

Furret appears and looks at them.

Furret: Nope, they’re dead! Nice job, I was starting to think you couldn’t do anything!

Niko: wha- hey!

Furret: Now finish the challenge already!

Niko finally gets to the island with his boat.

Niko: Ah, finally. I did it!

Pump: That was awesome!

Niko: You think?

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: I suppose one of the weakest contestants randomly showing up and electrocuting the creatures that defeated nearly all of the others would be pretty cool, but it wasn’t really me, just devices made by George.

Furret: Alright, the challenge is over now! The winners are Niko, Pump and Curious George!

Curious George: Ooh ooh ooh!

Niko and Pump hi-five.

Furret: Now it’s time for voting!

Everyone is back at the regular island. Lemmy whispers something to Boo before Melon-Pult notices.

MP: Boo!
We can’t vote Pump, so who should we vote?

Boo: Well, it’s between Goggles, Lemmy, Marx and Groink.

MP: Not Goggles, we need him for-

Boo: The strategy, I know. And Lemmy is the only person besides Dumb and Dumber who hasn’t been in an alliance at all, so we should vote one of the insane duo.

Marx: WE’RE THE CWAS DUO!

Boo: You heard us?

Marx: YEAH! YOU ARENT VERY QUIET. I DONT REALLY CARE THOUGH!

MP: Should we vote him?

Boo: I have some ideas for us to get enough votes…

Back at Marx and Gornick…

Marx: YO THEY WANNA VOTE-

Groink: I HEAR JUST AS MUCH AS YOU, I KNOW!

Marx: OH WELL
LETS JUST VOTE GOGGLES AND SEE IF NIKO AND PUMP WANNA HELP

They do that.

Niko: Oh, hey guys.

Marx: NIKO YOU SHOULD VOTE GOGGLES

Niko: Oh!
Me and Pump kinda already voted…

Marx: DAMN
WELL HOPEFULLY WE DONT DIE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

At the elimination ceremony…

Furret: Alright, Niko, Pump and Curious George are safe automatically because challenge!

Pump: Yay!

Furret: Next is Boo and Lemmy, with 0 votes each!

Lemmy: Nice!

Furret: Next safe is Marx, with 0 votes!

Marx: FUN!

Furret: Everyone else got votes!
Luckily there’s no ties, it’s a 2-3-4!
And the 2 is Melon-Pult!

MP: Figures.

CONFESSIONAL- Melon-Pult: Who is that extra vote, though?

Groink: DAMN
WELL IM ASSUMING IM OUT PROBABLY

Furret: That would be correct!
Goggles is safe with 3 votes, and you’re out!

Goggles: Eat shit, fish bastard!

Groink: NO, YOU!

Gornick throws Goggles into the ocean.

Furret: Any last words other than killing Goggles?

Groink: WELL, IM SURPRISED MELON-PULT ISNT OUT YET, BUT BESIDES THAT NO

MP: what

Groink: I MEAN, YOU HAVE GOTTA BE THE WORST PLAYER OF THIS GAME IVE EVER SEEN!
YOU TALK ABOUT STRATEGY AS IF VOTING OUT GOGGLES TO GET CURIOUS GEORGE AS AN ALLY ISNT SMART…
YOU CONSTANTLY VOTE WHO YOU PERSONALLY DISLIKE…
AND YOU HAVE NOT WON A SINGLE POST-MERGE CHALLENGE!
IN FACT, IVE BEEN VOTING YOU THE ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THIS PLACE EXCEPT BEING THE SHITTIEST “VILLAIN” I HAVE EVER SEEN ON ANY OF THESE TYPES OF SHOWS EVER!

MP: Well I outlasted you, so ha!

Groink: YEAH YEAH WHATEVER, IM NOT LEAVING IF GEORGE IS STILL AROUND! ILL JUST GO WITH HIM ON THE SHIP NOW, SEE YA!

Furret: Wait you can’t-
That was just because George couldn’t-

Groink is already gone.

CONFESSIONAL- Marx: WE KNEW GORNICK WAS GONNA GET OUT, SO HE REHEARSED A SPEECH TO MAKE SURE GEORGE’S BEST FRIEND WOULDNT BE THAT MELON’S NEXT TARGET!

After everything, Niko is in the forest, looking over blueprints.

Niko: Alright, just gotta finish this 5th machine then we’ll be halfway there…

Suddenly all of the blueprints glitch out a little and disappear.

Niko: I-
What happened?
George?
What…
Guess I’ll just… make do with these 4 and… I guess this can be a disguised bomb.

Votes:
Niko- Melon-Pult
Pump- Melon-Pult
Curious George- Goggles
Marx- Goggles
Gornick- Goggles
Goggles- Gornick
Boo- Gornick
Lemmy- Gornick
MP- Gornick

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Furret: Hey there my buddy chum pal friends! Welcome back to my game!
Last time on Furvivor rerebooted the old versions don’t exist just read this one, we payed off the boat joke from 10 chapters ago, had a bit of a bumpy cruise, and said the word “kraken” way too much! After Pump and his one alliancemate both earned immunity, Melon-Pult turned to her only other target, The singular braincell all caps duo! Luckily for her, she was able to gather enough votes to boot the gun fish, leaving Marx sad, alone, and pathetic.

Marx: I’M GONNA MURDERKILL YOU

Furret: Shucks

Melon-Pult is talking to Boo, while she doesn’t seem to be paying attention.

MP: And then, we’ll be in the final 3, so all we have to do is get rid of the weakest threat left, which would probably be the cat child!

Boo: …You do realize that there are hundreds of ways that can go wrong, right?

MP: Name one.

Boo: Literally anybody realizes that we’re the only alliance left?

MP: So? The only 2 maybe smart enough to realize that are Lemmy and Niko, but they aren’t gonna realize until after Pump is already gone!

Boo: Marx will also probably vote you because of what Groink said.

MP: Alright, then if we’re in a tight spot, we can vote out Goggles early, but I highly doubt anything will happen!

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: I’m not worried. Ever since Proto got out, Melon-Pult has been worried about her numbers, but all of that will just make her attract all the votes instead of me. Me and Lemmy practically have a guaranteed spot in the final 6. MP will probably get out next, and then it will be Goggles, and at that point we could have Curious George as a teammate as well, and then it’ll either be a 3v3 in votes or we’ll stomp the opposition. Either way, MP is helping a lot just by being herself. This isn’t even strategy I’m using, but luck has worked in my favor.

Lemmy is talking to Marx.

Lemmy: So I’m assuming you’re in circuses a lot?

Marx: NO, JESTERS ARE COOLER THAN CLOWNS!

Lemmy: Hahaha! I was messing around. If someone saw you there, they’d be too scared to laugh!

Marx: YEP! I’M WANTED IN 437 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES AFTER ALL, THEY’D PROBABLY NOT LIKE TO SEE MY FACE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lemmy: Interesting!

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: Making good with Marx could help for the future. Who knows?

CONFESSIONAL-Marx: EVERYTHING IS JUST STRATEGY STRATEGY STRATEGY NOW! WHEN DID IT STOP BEING FUN?

Niko: Hey Pump, did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

Pump sticks some carrots into his eyes and dies. He reappears a few seconds later.

Pump: Hey, you lied!

Niko: No, I didn’t mean it like that, I meant eating them gives you better eyesight… or something…

Furret: Loving the very insightful chats, but it’s CHALLENGE TIME!

Pump and Niko: Yay!

Marx: OH CAN I KILL PEOPLE?

Furret: Technically yes, but…
Actually I’ll just explain the challenge!
Basically, each person has to do 10 tasks around the ship! Some of them have several parts, some take longer than others, and you’ll need some good pathing for it!

Niko: That doesn’t really feel fair…

Furret: Well if you think someone has easier tasks, you can sabotage them! It’s highly encouraged!

Marx: YAAAAAAY!

Furret: Killing is also allowed, but whoever you kill will instantly respawn in the medical wing!

CONFESSIONAL-Marx: I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN! I CAN JUST DO MORE KILLING!

Furret: And finally!
There will be no voting today!
Instead, the last person to finish will be out, no matter what!

Boo: So when do we start?

Furret spawns a list of tasks in everybody’s hands.

Furret: Now!

Everyone scatters. Most of them get 1 or two tasks done.

Melon-Pult: Running around the ship isn’t great for my… body structure.

Marx flies by.

Marx: YOU’RE FAT!

MP: Fuck off, clown!

Marx shoots her with 100 arrows. She respawns in the medical area.

MP: Hm. I think I have some tasks in here actually!

Melon-Pult gets to work, and by work I mean standing on a scanner for a few seconds.

Meanwhile, Marx has already finished tasks by just teleporting to them.

Furret: Marx has completed his tasks!

Marx: ALRIGHT THAT WAS FUN, TIME TO DO A HIGH AMOUNT OF TROLLING!

Marx teleports around the ship, sabotaging everyone indiscriminately(except Niko, since he’s George’s friend). This includes murdering Goggles and Curious George in succession. They both respawn in the medical wing.

Goggles: God, Marx is such an-

Curious George looks at him.

Goggles: Come to ruin my fun, shithead?

Curious George slaps him.

Goggles: Fuck off, you just don’t understand what it takes to be based!

Goggles starts attacking Curious George, and they get into their 1492356th fight. As soon as they’re both close to death, Marx kills both of them to keep them fighting, and repeat.

Boo: Hmm…

Boo phases through walls to do tasks faster. This is enough to make her the second person to finish the challenge.

Furret: Boo has completed her tasks!

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: That was easy. I suppose being as ghostly as I am makes it hard to mess with me like the others.

Marx starts leaving banana peels all around the spaceship, causing people to slip on them an absurd amount of times.

CONFESSIONAL-Marx: THIS CHALLENGE IS PEAK

Niko: Alright Pump, we gotta win before Melon-Pult can!

Niko finishes his 6th task.

Pump: Yay! Time to stick together!

Niko: Uh… I’m not sure that’s the best idea.

Pump doesn’t seem to care. Niko sighs.

Niko: Alright, well let’s just… try to get everything done as fast as we can!

Pump: YAY!

Pump slips on a banana peel.

Melon-Pult is slowly going to the next tasks. She finally finishes one.

MP: Alright… that’s 3. Only… 7 left… all around the ship.

Melon-Pult starts hopping over to the next one, but then gets sent back by a banana peel.

Marx: L

MP: Shut up.

Marx: NAH
I’M GONNA PLACE MORE BANANA PEELS NOW!

CONFESSIONAL- Melon-Pult: Was this challenge made for me to lose or something? Because let me tell you right now, I’m not gonna let this stop me! I will win, you hear me?

Curious George ends up killing Goggles, but Marx shoots an arrow from behind so he respawns right after Goggles. Marx then goes back to placing banana peels everywhere.

Niko and Pump are taking turns to do a particularly long task.

Pump: Yay, that’s 5 done!

Pump runs off but slips and somehow bounces to the other side of the ship.

Niko: I-
What?
Seriously?

Yes.

Niko: …Guess I’ll just do my tasks then.

Niko goes to do tasks, not slipping since he’s wearing Non Slip Shoes So Ha™️.

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: Marx helping me win is nice, I suppose, but I hate that it’s only because George is my friend! I wish I could win without his influence…

Pump tries to run to his next task, but Melon-Pult hits him with a melon and he instantly dies.

MP: Huh. Didn’t expect that to hit that hard…
Would that make me a child murderer?
Whatever, he’ll respawn and I slowed him down, so that’s good enough for me.

Lemmy jumps around the banana peels and finds a task.

Lemmy: 8 done, only two to go!
Hmmmm… what if I…

Lemmy creates a ball and jumps on it. It starts rolling, but it slips on a banana peel and gets launched away. Lemmy almost lands on his face but manages to flip and land upright.

Lemmy: Ouch!
Okay, I guess even my ball can slip on these peels! Marx’s magic really is something else!

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: methinks I should probably start playing better! I’m probably the least relevant here, and as an entertainer, that simply can’t do!

Marx: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHY DID I NEVER DO THIS BEFORE?
BANANA PEELS ARE AMAZING

Furret: I agr- AAA

Furret slips out of the air lock somehow.

Marx: L

Niko finishes his tasks.

Niko: Yay, I did it!

Marx: YOUR WELCOME FOR THE NON SLIP SHOES SO HA™️

Niko: Yeah, thanks. Is Pump done?

Marx: UHHHHHHHHHH
NO

Niko: Alright, guess I’ll just wait.

Lemmy: Hey, I’m also done!

Furret: Niko has completed his tasks!

…

Lemmy: A-

Furret: Lemmy has completed his tasks!

Marx: OH HES JUST EXPERIENCING DELAY

Pump slips through the room that Niko, Marx and Lemmy are in.

Niko: Hi Pump!

Pump: Weeeee-Hi Niko!-eeeeeee!

Curious George and Goggles have stopped fighting and started doing tasks.

Marx: SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

Marx teleports away and kills both of them.

Marx: ALRIGHT NOW THEY’LL PROBABLY END UP FIGHTING MORE

Furret: Pump has completed his tasks!

Marx: HMMMMMM
MAYBE THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA

MP: Damn…
Well, I’ll win this!
I swear it.

Marx: IT AINT THAT DEEP BRO

MP: I’m a girl, dumbass.

Marx: BRO IS A GENDER NEUTRAL TERM

MP: Whatever. Don’t get in my way!

Marx: HMMMMMMMM
GOOD IDEA!
THATS THE BANANA PEELS’ JOB! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Marx disappears, and in his place are a bunch of banana peels blocking MP’s path to her next task.

MP: Damn you…

Melon-Pult starts hopping around to make it to her task a different way. After a painful 30 seconds of hopping, she completes her next task.

MP: That’s 6… god dammit, Marx.

The next few minutes creep by. MP makes slow progress, while the shithead rivalry continues fighting and barely making any progress.

Furret: Melon-Pult has completed her tasks!
Now it’s just down to Goggles and Curious George, who have done 2 tasks each! Please god let it be Goggles who gets out…

Goggles: Hey! Shut up!

Curious George goes off to do his tasks.

Goggles: Fuck… Oh! All my tasks are on this side of the ship! How convenient!

Goggles does a task, but Marx kills him before he can do another.

CONFESSIONAL-Marx: THIS DUDE SHOULD’VE GOTTEN OUT A LONG TIME AGO!

Curious George finishes his 5th task, and Goggles completes his 4th one.

Marx: COME ON CURIOUS GEORGE
IF THIS FUCKING DUMBASS SQUID LIVES ANOTHER DAY ILL BE PISSED

Goggles: What’s your problem with me?

Marx: YOU ARE UNFUNNY! BEING UNFUNNY IS A CRIME PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

Goggles: That’s your opinion, n-

Marx snaps his neck.

A few minutes later, Goggles has finished his 8th task and Curious George has finished his 9th task.

Goggles: Alright, now……
Yes! Another task! One more and that fucker of a monkey is out for good!

On the other side of the ship, Curious George starts sliding to the last task on the banana peels. This actually works, but the banana peels slip on banana peels and fall out of the world.

Curious George: Ooh? OOOH!

Curious George gets to his last task, but it requires him to wait for 10 seconds.

Furret: Goggles, unfortunately, has completed all his tasks!

Goggles: HAHA! YES, TAKE THAT YOU F-

Curious George slaps Goggles one more time before getting teleported away.

Marx: HEY
EVERYONE WHO ISNT GOGGLES
CAN WE ALL AGREE TO FORM A TRUCE TO GET GOGGLES OUT?

Everyone but Marx and Goggles say some variation of “yes”.

Goggles: You are all a bunch of libtards.

Marx: KYS

Votes:
Oh wait, there aren’t any!
Bye!

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Furret: Welcome back!
I don’t really have anything to say.
Last time, we did a task race where the last person to finish got out!
Curious George got out.
What else do you want me to say?

…

Furret: Let’s just play the game!

Everyone is on the spaceship, doing their own things.

Furret: Hey guys, we’re going down!

The spaceship goes down fast enough that the G-Force kills everyone except Furret.

Furret: Ah shucks, I did it again!

Furret respawns everyone.

Furret: We’re here!

Lemmy: Woohoo! The island is a lot more fun than the spaceship!

Furret: Haha yeah nobody cares.
Anyways, failed rejoiners go on the ship!

They do that. Since Groink is also hanging out with them, he starts going too.

Furret: Wait, you. You stay! You’ll be needed for the challenge!

Groink: OH YAY

Furret: In fact, I’ll need every eliminated contestant to come back!

Suddenly all the eliminated contestants exist again.

Rabbid Mario: Oh, can I finally rejoin after my unfair elimination?

George(Oneshot)(Who now has 6 dots on her face instead of 2): Eyyy.

Space Core: Space.

Alula: Oh yay I’m back here! Hi guys!

WX-78: OH. JUST WHEN I WAS STARTING TO ENJOY MYSELF, IM BACK HERE AGAIN

George Pig: Dinosaur!

GB… is absent?

Niko: Huh?

Elder Guardian: I am back.
…Alright then.

Red: …

George is… also not here?

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: George and GB being gone? That… doesn’t make sense. George would never miss a chance to hang out with his friends…

Webber: Pump! Are you still in the game?

Pump: Yeah!

Webber: Yay!

Proto: […Well. I don’t have anything to say.]

Groink: I WAS ALREADY HERE

Niko: Uh, Gornick? Where’s George?

Groink: I DUNNO! HE JUST KINDA DISAPPEARED NOT LONG AFTER I GOT OUT. HE PROBABLY HAD TO GO TO SOME OTHER UNIVERSE FOR SOMETHING, IDK

Niko: I… guess that makes sense… kinda.

Curious George: Ooh ooh ooh!

Goggles: GOD DAMMIT

Furret: Alright!
So has everyone talked to their old friends now?

Boo: Friends?

Niko: Not really…

Furret: Too bad, we’re doing this anyway!
So, many of the people still in the game have had some enemies!
And those enemies have gotten out!

MP: Because we were better!

Furret: Hahaha!
But were you really better than them? Or did you just get lucky?

CONFESSIONAL-MP: Why does everybody constantly treat me like a complete idiot? I’ve made it 2 thirds of my way through this game!

Furret: So, I decided to pair everyone up with one eliminated contestant who they had some kind of rivalry with, or at least one whose elimination was directly caused by the contestant!

Goggles: Bitch, you gon’ make us work with our enemies? I’d rather jump into the ocean!

CONFESSIONAL-Goggles: I’m not working with the fuckin’ bitchass monkey ever!

Furret: Don’t worry, there won’t be any cooperation!
You will fight the person who you’re paired up with!
Everyone who wins is safe from elimination’

Goggles: So I can kill Curious George one last time? Works for me!

Furret: alright, here’s the matchup!
First up is Niko vs. Elder Guardian!
Then it’s Lemmy vs… Where’s George and GB?

Niko: I dunno!

Furret: Alright, I’ll just think of something else!
Ok, next will be MP vs. Webber…
Pump vs. Prototype…
Boo vs. Alula…
And Goggles vs. Curious George, obviously!

Marx: WHAT ABOUT ME?

Furret: Well, you don’t really have any enemies that are out!
So uhhh… just fight… George Pig.

Marx: OKAY LMAO

Furret: And I guess… Lemmy vs. Gornick, even though he didn’t really cause his elimination!

Lemmy: Sounds like fun! You’ll be the bull, and I’ll be the bullfighter!

Groink: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Lemmy: Well somebody doesn’t like fun very much!

Furret: Niko vs. Elder Guardian!

Niko: Uh.
Well, could you maybe… go easy on me?

EG: I don’t have a reason to do that.

Furret: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Elder Guardian flops on top of Niko.

EG: …
Did I just win?

Niko lands on top of Elder Guardian.

Niko: Portal gun! Pretty neat, huh?
George made the design, so it works great!

EG: I see.

Niko: And he also designed this!

Niko shoots EG with a laser gun. This burns it quite a lot.

EG: Ow… You are quite an irritating one.

Elder Guardian flops one time and it shakes Niko off. He drops his ray gun.

Niko: Owwwww…

Elder Guardian charges a laser blast at Niko.

EG: You aren’t the only one with a laser, but I can promise you that mine’s better.

Niko: Oh no… Hiyah!

Niko throws the SuperShocker3000 at Elder Guardian’s eye. This is enough to electrocute and kill it.

Niko: Phew!

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: I really have only been winning these challenges because of George… I need to try my own things.

Furret: Niko wins!
Next, Melon-Pult vs. Webber!

Webber: Oh.

MP: This should be easy!

Furret: Do the fighty thing now!

Webber whistles and a bunch of spiders come out of nowhere and skeletonize Melon-Pult.

Webber: Great job, guys!

CONFESSIONAL-MP: Maybe if that stupid monster kid had used that strategy before today, we could’ve won more challenges and I wouldn’t have needed to form that alliance! He’s to blame for his issues, not me!

Furret: Okay… Webber wins, Melon-Pult will be up for elimination!

Webber: Nice!

Furret: I think next is…
Pumps fight!

Pump: Hello!

Proto: […Hi.]

Furret: Alright fellas!
Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pump tackles Proto and starts trying to tear him apart. This is fruitless, as he is much too small and weak to damage metal, even if Prototype has been established to be a somewhat weak character.

Proto: [Oh noooo, you’re killing me]

Pump: Haha! I’m winning!

Proto: [No you aren’t.]

Prototype throws Pump off of him. He bounces until he lands on his feet.

Proto: [You know, fighting a robot isn’t a very good idea. I’m made of a material much too tough for you to penetrate.]

Pump: Heheheh, he’s scared.
BOO!

Proto: […I do not care for this at all.]

Pump: Then try to beat me, hahaha!

Proto: [Just because I personally don’t like you doesn’t mean I will bring harm to you. That goes against everything I was built to do.]

Pump: Then I will win!

Proto: [How about… this?]

Prototype grabs Pump and drops him outside the arena.

Furret: I guess Prototype wins because Pump is out of bounds!

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: Aw, man! It would’ve been fun.

Furret: Next up is Boo vs. Alula!

Boo: …

Alula: Hi!

Boo: Hi.

They stare at each other for a few seconds.

Furret: Draw- wait fuck wrong line

Boo covers her eyes.

Alula: Huh? Are you sad?

Boo suddenly uncovers them and makes a somewhat scary face.

Boo: BOO!

Alula just sits there for a moment, then claps.

Alula: Wow!

Boo: What, you aren’t scared? I thought I terrified kids!

Alula: Haha! You wanna see something really scary?

Boo: …I’m interested.

Alula’s white eyes begin to widen and she starts making a weird raspy noise.

Boo: Fuck that!

Boo leaves, and Alula stops.

Alula: Hahaha, I was just imitating a ram from my village!

Furret: Alula wins, Boo will be up for elimination!

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: Y’know, it’s kinda ironic that the “best contestants on team dine saur” alliance lost to our enemies.
MP is really not self-aware, I’m telling you.

Furret: Alright! Next up is the shithead rivalry, finally getting their last battle, because I know for a fact I won’t be allowing them in any future seasons!
It’s Curious George vs. Goggles!

Goggles: I’ll fuck you up!

Curious George: Ooh ooh ooh ooh!

Goggles: You’re a little-

Curious George kicks him in the nuts.

Goggles: OH ITS ON ASSHOLE

They start fighting in one of those cartoon smoke clouds. Nobody can tell what’s happening except that damage is being done. After a few minutes it separates, with both of them looking very beaten up.

Goggles: I will destroy you, monkey bitch!

Goggles starts shooting ink around the place and swimming around in it. Curious George tries to crush him but he’s a bit too fast.

Goggles: What’s the matter? Hate that I’m superior, f-

Curious George screeches and tackles the general area Goggles is in. Goggles swims out of the way.

Goggles: You’re a bitch, but now it’s time to put the monkey down for good!

Goggles emerges from the ink and shoots Curious George.

Furret: Is that it?

Unfortunately for him, Goggles just used a paint gun. Curious George immediately turns around and rips Goggles in half.

Furret: WOOOOOOOOOO! CURIOUS GEORGE HAS WON!

CONFESSIONAL-Goggles: This was rigged! Just like the 2020 election!

Furret: Next is Marx vs. George Pig!

Marx: WOW

George Pig: Dinosaur!

Furret: FI-

Marx eats George Pig whole.

Furret: Marx wins!

Marx: TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES FRFR

Furret: And now for the final round! Lemmy vs. Gornick!

Groink: HAHA! PREPARE TO DIE, SHORTY!

Lemmy: Insulting my height? Well, I’m sure all be standing much taller than you once we’re done!

Furret: Love the pre-battle shit-talking, but you have to fight now!

Lemmy throws a bomb at Groink. The shield on his face blocks it.

Groink: WOW

Lemmy: Alright!

Lemmy jumps on Groink and creates another bomb, but him and the bomb get shaken off. Lemmy gets hit by the bomb.

Groink: HEY YOU SHOULD TOTALLY KEEP DOING THAT

Lemmy: No, I have other tricks!

Lemmy creates clones of himself who all tackle Groink from different sides.

Groink: THIS ISNT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL!

Groink starts shooting all of the Lemmys, but the real one isnt attacking him.

Groink: WAIT WHA-

The real Lemmy jumps in from behind and kicks Gornick’s face shield off.

Groink: YOU BITCH

Groink shoots Lemmy in the arm and hits his wand.

Lemmy: Ouch! That hurt!
You’re gonna have to do better than that to win, though!

Lemmy creates more bombs, which Groink runs away from.

Groink: JUST ONE MORE SHOT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO KILL YOU!

Lemmy: Well, then I could pull out one of my best tricks a bit early!

Lemmy jumps in the air, throws his wand into the ground and goes in his shell.
The wand explodes, making a massive shock wave. Lemmy’s shell protects him, but Groink dies.

Furret: Okay! Cool! Lemmy wins!

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: That… wasn’t what that was supposed to do. Guess it worked, though!

Furret: The winners are Lemmy, Niko and Marx!
Get voting!

Everyone looks at Goggles.

In the elimination area, Furret looks happy.

Furret: Alright!
I’m not even gonna waste time!
By a vote of 6-1, Goggles is out! Finally!

Goggles: You wanna know something?
…
You guys suck.

Furret: Boohoo, bye google chrome!

Goggles is gone.

Furret: That’s it, I got nothing left.

A few hours later, Niko is working on something.

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: If I wanna win without George’s help, I need to make my own great inventions! Or at least some generally helpful tools.

Votes:
Goggles- who cares
Literally everyone else- Goggles

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…

Furret

isn’t there.

Marx: WELL SHUCKS, GUESS ILL DO THE RECAP!
LAST TIME ON FURVIVOR THE SHOW THE GAME THE BOOK, EVERYONE ELSE FOUGHT THEIR BIGGEST RIVALS AND I FOUGHT PEPPA PIG GEORGE! GOGGLES ENDED UP LOSING HIS FIGHT AGAINST CURIOUS GEORGE AND WE ALL FORMED A TRUCE TO GET HIM OUT! NOW IM IN THE FINAL 6! HAHAHAHA!
ANYWAYS I’LL SEE THE HAPPENINGS OF MY FELLOW COMPATRIOTS AND FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FURRET!

Niko and Pump are talking, and Marx appears.

Marx: HI GUYS!

Niko: Hi Marx!

Pump: Hi spooky clown man!

Marx: AWWW, THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!

Niko: I guess if Pump says it it WOULD be a compliment…

Pump: Yeah!

Marx: BUT ALSO, IM SUPPOSED TO BE A JESTER, STOOPID

Pump: Oooh.
What’s the difference?

Marx: I WILL SKIN YOU

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: So jesters skin people? That’s so cool and spooky!

Boo is talking with Lemmy.

Boo: MP next, obviously…

Lemmy: Or Marx, if he ends up in the final 4 we’re basically screwed.

Boo: True, true…

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: It’s funny how Ms. “Let’s form an alliance because we’re better than everyone else!” Is doing worse than everyone else right now. Not a single challenge win to her name other than when I gave her immunity in that challenge in space.

Lemmy: Ok, now is your “meeting” with Melon-Pult…

Boo: Where she’ll probably just give the exact same plan of voting out all of her enemies, which just so happens to include everyone in the show.

Boo leaves.

MP: Hi, Boo!

Boo: Let’s get this meeting over with.

MP: Whatever. You agreed to this alliance, and it’s been working pretty well!

Boo: Pretty sure everyone except me and maybe Lemmy hates you.

MP: Yeah, really funny. What have I done wrong?

CONFESSIONAL-MP: Everyone is against me, huh? Well, I can adapt. I’ve made it this far, after all!

Boo: …

MP: …

Boo: Weird. You’d think Furret would be screaming CHALLENGE TIME! By now.

MP: Are you gonna answer my question?

Boo: You can figure it out.

Melon-Pult scoffs.

MP: Whatever happened to us being friends?

Boo: We’re in an alliance. Not a friendship.

They’re both silent.

Boo: If we aren’t gonna do a challenge today, I’ll leave to do something to pass the time.

Boo leaves, and Melon-Pult also does that.

Marx: THIS IS WEIRD

Niko: I’m gonna make some tea!

Marx: OH, SETTING UP FOR LATER? NICE

Niko: Huh

A few hours later…

Marx: OKAY, SOMETHING IS UP WITH FURRET

Niko is too busy working on something to notice.

Pump: Maybe he’s just tired!

Marx: I WAS THE ONE WHO DID THE EPISODE RECAP BECAUSE HE WAS JUST GONE!

Niko: That is kinda weird…

Marx: NIKO WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?

Niko pulls out what looks like an ordinary baton.

Niko: Big stick!

Marx: THAT LOOKS KINDA SMA-

Niko squeezes it and it suddenly extends to be longer than all 3 of their bodies combined.

Niko: Oh my gosh! It actually works!

Marx: DONT YOU HAVE OTHER INVENTIONS ALREADY?

Niko: Yeah but they were made by George! I just did this all on my own!

Marx: HMMMM
I MEAN GEORGES STUFF IS COOLER BUT THIS ISNT BAD!

Niko: …Thaaaanks.

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: I like Marx and all, but it’s very clear he only wants to be friends with me because George wants him to be friends with me.

Marx: …OKAY THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
FURRET SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST CALLED US TO THE SPACESHIP ALREADY!

Pump: What should we do?

Niko: Should we look for him?

Marx: YEAH

Marx pulls out a megaphone.

Marx: OI OTHER CONTESTANTS, WE’RE GONNA LOOK FOR FURRET SO COME WITH US OR SOMETHING

They look for Furret for a while, but find no trace of him. Eventually, they decide to check the spaceship.

Lemmy: What a fun search! So many interesting things happened, I hope the viewers saw all of it!

Marx: LMAO

Furrets dead body is in the middle of the cafeteria.

Niko: AH!

Niko spills his tea.

Marx: OH NO YOU LOST YOUR TEA

Niko: Oh no, I have no tea now!

Marx: NO TEA?

Niko: Yes, no tea!

Pump: No tea?

Everyone: No tea?

Suddenly, a black music note with arms, legs, pink facial features, and a bow appears.

???: Who keeps calling my name?

Marx: OH, HI NOTEY!

Niko: Notey! It’s been a while!

Notey: Hi Niko! Hi Marx.

Marx: HEY HOW COME I DONT GET THE EXCLAMATION POINT?

Notey: Because you ditched me to be a rejoin?

Marx: OH YEAH, I DID!
WELL I DID GOOD!

Pump: Who’s this?

Notey: Oh, right!
I’m Notey. I’m a friend of Marx and Niko! I could’ve sworn I heard my name just now…

Marx: HMMMM
WELL I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY YOUR NAME I JUST SAID NO TEA

Notey: Ah.

Marx: BUT I THINK FURRET IS DEAD SO YOU COULD HOST THE CHALLENGE TODAY!

Notey: Alright then!
Are you sure that’s okay?

Pump: Sure!

Boo: I don’t mind.

MP: Furret was annoying anyway.

Lemmy: As long as it’s interesting!

Notey: Alright!
Well, let me think…
Maybe the challenge can be to figure out whodunnit!

MP: We already did among us!

Notey: No, I mean, figure out who killed Furret.

Marx: THERE ARE SOME OTHER PEOPLE AROUND, IT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THEM!

Notey: Wait, Marx, do you already know who it is?

Marx: UHHHHH
NOOOOOOO?

Notey: Marx…

Marx: OK FINE!
YOURE LAME.

Notey: If I’m going to be a host, I have to abide by the rules, even for my friends!
Plus, knowing you, you’ve probably been winning almost every challenge.

Marx: HEY, I’VE ONLY WON 4 OUT OF 6! THATS NOT A LOT!

Notey: You can help investigate, but if you tell anybody who it is then I’ll make you unable to talk for the rest of the challenge.

CONFESSIONAL-Marx: MAYBE I SHOULDNT HAVE INVITED HER TO HOST!

Notey: Here!

Notey gives everyone a file that automatically records any important information they learn.

Niko: Alright! Let’s see what’s up with the body!

Pump and Niko look over it. Furret doesn’t appear to have any deep wounds, but his bones are broken as evidenced by some strange contortions.

Niko: So… he either fell really far, got crushed, or someone tortured him really brutally.

Pump: What if he got hit really hard?

Niko: If he died from some other method, there wouldn’t be as many clear injuries, or there would be one specific area that would show where he was hit.

Pump: How do you know so much?

Niko: Well I’ve been to many worlds where respawning is normal, so I can figure things out somewhat easily.

Pump: That’s so cool!

MP: Thanks for the information!

Niko: Wha- Hey!

Everyone gets the information that Furret died from being either crushed, falling, or just some really bad torture.

Niko: Maybe we should talk to the failed rejoiners!

Marx: THEY’RE STILL IN THE SHIP, JUST IN DIFFERENT ROOMS

Pump: Yay! Let’s talk to the superhero guy!

Niko: uhh who?

Pump: Mr. L!

Niko: Alright then.

They go to talk to Mr. L.

Mr. L: Oh, do we have to leave for the challenge?

Niko: No, did you not hear the news?

Mr. L: Eh, who cares about news?

Niko: Furret is dead and we think one of the failed rejoiners did it!

Mr. L: …
So?

Pump: Do you know who did it?

Mr. L: I don’t have anything for you small children! L-ater!

Mr. L skedaddles away.

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: Mr. L is so cool!

Niko: Alright, he definitely is hiding something… he seemed really eager to get out.

The information gets added to everybody’s case files.

Niko: Wait, everyone’s case files?

Notey: Well it’d take too long if everybody interviewed everybody, so there’s a transcription of your conversation in everyone’s files!

Niko: Alright.

Meanwhile, Melon-Pult is walking with Boo, who looks like she’d rather be anywhere else.

Boo: So who do we investigate?

Melon-Pult: If the Yin-Yangs did it, then one of them will tell us!

Boo: So just… the easy choice?

MP: Yeah, you get it!

They find Yin-Yang in the Admin room, trying to swipe a card.

Yin: Yang! Slow down!

Yang: STUPID MACHINE! YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!

Boo: …Are we interrupting something?

Yang: You are interrupting my card swipe! So leave!

Yin: No, you aren’t interrupting anything.

Boo: Okay, do you know about what happened to Furret?

Yin: No.

Yang: YE- er, I mean no.

MP: You do?

Yin: No, Yang just likes to say the opposite of what I say sometimes. What happened?

Boo: Furret is dead, and the culprit is most likely one of you.

Yin: What? No! You mean between me and Yang?

MP: No, dumbass! One of the failed rejoiners!

Yang: Well it wasn’t us! Yin would’ve told you, right?

Yin: Yes, I would-
Wait. Why are you advocating for me?

Yang: Because! The only thing worse than doing nice things is being punished for something you didn’t do!

Yin: …Now that I think of it…
Yang was already awake, failing the card swipe, when I woke up!

Yang: Shut up, stupid! I was not failing!

Boo: So… maybe?

Yang: I didn’t do anything! NO FALSE ARRESTS!

Yin: Just leave, if he did do it he’s not going to give up.

Boo: Alright.

They leave.

MP: God, how does ANYONE stand them?

Meanwhile meanwhile, Lemmy goes to the electrical room and finds The Noise, about to cut some wires.

Noise: Heya fellow entertainer! How are you doing today?

Lemmy: Alright, do you know who killed Furret?

Noise: Yeah! It was me!

Lemmy: …what

Noise: I killed him! Yep!

Lemmy: Wha- why?

Noise: Because it was funny!

Lemmy: …What kind of entertainer are you? Just killing someone for the sake of it and then outing yourself without any intrigue? Gross.

Noise: Well, maybe I didn’t!
You’re just gonna have to guess, hehe!

Lemmy: That’s a boring game!

Noise: I’m a prankster, messing with people is my job!

Lemmy: Murder isn’t a prank.

Noise: Then you’re not a real entertainer!

Lemmy: …Hahaha!
Do you think I’m a mirror or something?

Noise: You heard me loud and clear, turtle man!

Lemmy: Calling murder a prank is like calling a terrorist attack magic!

Noise: Don’t you do that on a daily basis?

Lemmy: my bombs aren’t my magic tricks, I just use them for fighting!

Noise: If you say so, turtle man!
But maybe you should work on figuring out if I’m bullshitting you before you argue about your insecurities!

Lemmy: Yeah, sure!
I’ll personally imprison you myself if you are the actual killer!

Noise: Try it, I dare you!

Lemmy leaves.

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: If he was just trolling by saying he did it, then that was a pretty good one. But if he actually did just kill someone and wash his hands by saying “ITS JUST A PRANK, BRO!” Then he is the actual fake entertainer.

Marx: WOW, THAT WAS A PRETTY HEATED INTERACTION, GUESS I HAVE TO DO ONE NOW

Marx goes to the security office and finds Peppino.

Marx: HEY DID YOU KILL FURRET?

Peppino: Uh… No?

Marx: COOL. I ALREADY KNEW THAT!

Marx leaves.

Peppino: …What?

Back in the cafeteria…

Lemmy: Alright, so we all have our things…

Boo: Looking now, it’s probably Mr. L or Yin-Yang.

MP: I don’t trust that Peppino guy!

…

MP: What? Nobody’s that nice!

Marx: ANYWAY-

Niko: Hey guys! Me and Pump just found something in the medical area!

Everyone goes there.

Niko: Look at this!

Some weird machine is broken.

MP: The hell is that?

Marx: SOMEBODY BROKE THE RESPAWN MACHINE!

Boo: Oh…

Notey: What?
No, we can’t have that!

Notey holds up a rock and it gets fixed.

Lemmy: Wait, where did you get that?

Notey: Oh, it’s from another universe. Usually Marx or Gornick has it, but it was given to me one Marx joined the game.

Niko: Speaking of Gornick, where is he?

Marx: FUR MAN TELEPORTED HIM OUT SINCE HIS ONLY REASON TO BE THERE WAS GEORGE AND HE WENT MISSING!

Niko: Ah.

Niko: Wait, hold on!
This room has a camera in it!
If we look at the security footage, we can see who did it!

They go to the cameras and look over footage. At some point a purple flash goes over the camera and when it’s done, there is a fog around the killer that makes it impossible to recognize them.

Marx: DAMN
IF I DIDNT ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS THEN I WOULDNT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL WHO IT IS!

Pump’s eyes are suddenly teal.

Niko: Huh?

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: I wouldn’t have even noticed that… why did you point that out?

Pump: Oh! I think I know who it is!

Niko: You do?

Pump: Yeah, I see it! The killer-

Everyone has gotten closer to hear him.

Pump: Uhhhhhh…

Niko: It’s okay, I think I have an idea too, even though I can’t tell from this at all.

Notey: Alrighty! I think… that’s about all the evidence there is!
Remember the cause of death and the fact that the killer was evil enough to destroy the revive machine beforehand!

Marx: AND THEY CLEARLY STOLE THE ROCK TOO! THAT PURPLE LIGHT ONLY HAPPENS WHEN SOMEBODY USES IT!

Notey: Oh yeah! That too!

Niko: So what now?

Notey: Well…
Go to confessionals and say who you think did it! If you get it correct and your name isn’t Marx, then you get immunity!

Marx Soul: SOUNDS EASY ENOUGH

Notey: If your name doesn’t have Marx in it…

Mark: WOW, LUCKY ME!

Notey: If you aren’t a grape that lacks proper limbs…

Marx: DAMN YOU

CONFESSIONAL-Marx: WELL IM NOT VOTING, IT DOESNT MATTER!

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: I think Mr. L did it!
He’s a bit too shady…

CONFESSIONAL-MP: Maybe it was…
I dunno!
I’ll say The Noise. He DID say he did it.

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: Yin-Yang is the most suspicious to me.

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: Yin-Yang sus

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: Haha! I saw that it was…

Notey: Alright!
Marx, why don’t you say who it was?

Marx: ALRIGHT
THE NOISE DESTROYED THE REVIVE MACHINE USING FURRET’S ROCK AND THEN CRUSHED HIM WITH A PIZZA CRUSHER.

Lemmy: Wait, what?
So he really just called murder a prank?
And he even destroyed the revive machine so it’d be permanent?
Not cool.

Noise: Not my fault you don’t see the humor in it, turtle man! HAH!

The Noise lunges at Notey, trying to take her rock. Marx immediately shoots his leg with a laser, causing him to drop the rock that he had in his possession.

Notey: That’s enough!

Notey uses her rock to hold The Noise in place.

Notey: You are not going to be doing this any longer!

Lemmy: I got it!

Lemmy creates a cartoonish cage that falls on The Noise, trapping him.

Noise: YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

Lemmy: I’m kind of totally doing it!

Noise: FUCK YOU TURTLE MAN!

Notey: Alright… Pump and Melon-Pult get immunity.

MP: Hah!
All skill.

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: I’m guessing it was pure luck.

Niko: What about Furret?

Notey: Uhhh… I don’t know.
I could try to create another one, but without knowledge of all of his memories he won’t be the same.
I could figure out how to reverse his death maybe?
But I’m not sure if that’s how it works…

MP: isn’t that what the revival machine was for?

Notey: Yeah but it was destroyed! And the way it worked is it would copy information of those who died and then revive them without any knowledge necessary! It could be given a timer or certain upgrades, but I can’t make it revive someone who died when there was no revive machine!

Niko: What about the rock?

Notey: Again, I couldn’t recreate your host unless I had all of his memories and feelings and personality traits.

Boo: So he’s just dead?

Notey: For now.

Lemmy: That just makes Mr. Noise here a bigger dick!

Noise: Oopsies, silly me!

Lemmy sets him on fire.

Notey: Just vote and… I’ll think about what to do.

Marx: WELL IF WE CANT VOTE MELON-PULT THEN LETS JUST VOTE BOO!

Niko: I guess…

Pump: Sure!

MP: How about we vote you back?

Marx: THATS 3-2

Lemmy: I mean… You’re more of a threat than Boo…

Marx: STILL 3-3 AND I COULD PROBABLY WIN IN A TIEBREAKER!

Boo: Well, then let’s see!

Everyone votes.

Notey: Alright, elimination time! Da-da!

Marx: WHAT

Notey: Nevermind.
Anyways, Niko and Lemmy both got 0 votes!

Boo: and me and Marx both got 3, I’m guessing?

Notey: No, actually!
One of you got 2 votes and the other got 4!

Boo: Oh…

Boo looks between Lemmy and Melon-Pult.

Notey: The last one safe is Boo!

Boo: What?

Marx: OH NOOO I DIDNT EXPECT THAT AT ALL- WHATEVER

Niko: I’m sorry Marx, but… I just don’t wanna rely on George’s influence!
And I feel like you’re only friends with me because George is…

Marx: I GET IT, I GET IT!
OI NOTEY CAN I STICK AROUND?

Notey: Yeah sure.

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: Ugh, I feel awful for voting Marx off, but now I’m playing completely without influence from George!
Well, I guess I do still have some of George’s inventions, but…
Well, I’ll use them myself!
Now my only ally is one I made myself, and I will win challenges without help from anyone!

Notey: Marx is out, and everything has changed, including the host! What will happen next? How will the different alliances shape up? And will Lemmy ever actually get the spotlight he so desperately wants? Find out all this and more next time on Furvivor!

Niko: You actually did the intro, that’s new.

Notey: Really?

Votes:

Pump- Boo
Marx- Boo
Boo- Marx
Lemmy- Marx
Melon-Pult- Marx
Niko- Marx

Chapter Text

Notey: Last time on Furvivor…
Furret died! Sadly. I never knew him, but he seemed like a nice guy. Nobody quit the show, anyway!
We ended up figuring out that The Noise killed him, so we locked him up! Pump and Melon-Pult, 2… rivals? I dunno… They both got safe, so neither of them could be voted! This led to what looked like a tie between Marx and Boo, but Niko’s want for independence led to him voting Marx!
With our biggest comic relief gone, how will this game change? Find out right here, on Furvivor!

Marx: IT IS SO WEIRD THAT YOU ACT LIKE AN ACTUAL HOST

Notey: Well I’m glad you think I act like an actual host, Marx!

Niko is looking at a strange device.

Niko: Oh! That’s it!

Niko starts building something but falls asleep really fast.

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: It’s so weird for me to be sleep-deprived, working on this stuff is hard!

Pump wakes Niko up.

Pump: What are you doing?

Niko: Huh?
Oh!
Well, I figured out the secret to one of George’s coolest inventions, and now I have an idea for a new thing that could help me in challenges!
And I even made sure it could be used by you!

Pump: Yaaay!
So what is it?

Niko: Well…

Lemmy is hanging out with Boo.

Boo: So that’s it, huh?
Then we just vote MP out when she inevitably loses again?

Lemmy: Yep! Doesn’t even matter if she figures us out, we’ve already won!

Boo: Alright! Well, you go talk to the others now. I’m gonna pretend I wasn’t just conspiring against my “aLLiaNCe LeaDeR” now.

Lemmy leaves and finds Niko and Pump looking at Niko’s Big Stick™️.

Lemmy: Hey!

Niko: Huh?

Pump: Oh, hi turtle guy!

Lemmy: Hello! I have a bit of a proposition for you guys!
I’ve been working with Boo, and we’re planning on betraying Mel-

Niko: Say no more!

Pump: Yay!

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: Haha! That was real easy!

Melon-Pult goes to Boo.

Boo: I already get the plan. Once Th e challenge happens, vote off Niko or Pump… Personally, I think it’s a better job to vote off Niko.

MP: Yeah?

Boo: Yeah. Lemmy just seems to vote his biggest threats, and Niko probably is that right now.

MP: Voting off threats… maybe we should think of that more.

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: Gee, ya think?

MP: Maybe we could vote Lemmy then…

Boo: Wha-huh?

MP: What’s with that look?

Boo: Uh, nothing. I’m just… surprised you’re actually trying to eliminate the threats.

CONFESSIONAL-MP: I think there’s something Boo isn’t telling me… HMMMM…

Notey: Hey everybody! I hate to interrupt, but it’s challenge time! I hope you’re all ready!

Marx: WAIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT CHALLENGES FURRET HAD PLANNED?

Notey: Well, he had the last 3 challenges planned out, but not this one!

Marx: SO YOU MADE THIS CHALLENGE YOURSELF?

Notey: Uhh, kinda!

Marx: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KINDA?

Notey: It’s another fighting challenge.

Marx: REALLY?

Notey: But this one is a Free-For-All instead of a bunch of 1v1s! So it’s original, right?

Niko: I mean, we did kinda do something similar at the very beginning… but I guess we did still have teams.

Notey: Well that means it’s still different, trust!
Anyhoo, you have 5 minutes where you can’t harm each other, so I suggest you strategize!

MP: Boo, you’re coming with me!

Boo: Sure.

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: leading her away from everyone else isn’t exactly gonna help her out, so I’m perfectly fine with it!

Pump: …She’s gone.

Niko: So what’s the plan?

Lemmy: I dunno. Just jump her?

Niko: Sounds good to me!

Pump: YEAH!

Melon-Pult is talking with Boo.

MP: Alright, here’s the plan. Drop a melon on the first person who shows up!

Boo: You sure that’ll be enough to kill them?

MP: Well, maybe not Lemmy. If he comes, then I’ll weaken him a bit first.

Boo: Sure. And what if multiple people come at once?

MP: Why would people do that instead of killing each other first?

Boo: Because they hate you?

MP: Nonsense, what have I ever done to make people dislike me?

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: I can’t tell if Melon-Pult is joking or if she’s actually that oblivious. Right now she’s sounding like Goggles with how much she denies any wrongdoings.

MP: Just make sure nobody sees you, and-

Notey: 5 minutes are up!

MP: Here!

Melon-Pult gives Boo a melon, and she floats into the air with it.

MP: And now… we wait.

The others are a fair distance away.

Lemmy: So let’s make sure she doesn’t see us before we see her…

Lemmy notices her from a tree branch.

Lemmy: Knew it, she’s in her normal alliance clearing.

Niko: Her what?

Lemmy: It’s where she had her meetings with her alliance. Boos probably also there.

Pump: So we beat both of them?

Lemmy: Nah, just Melon-Pult for now. Then we figure out the rest.

Niko: Where is Boo?

Lemmy: Probably hiding. MP thinks Boo will sneak attack us, but she’ll be getting jumped by all 4 of us!

Niko: Alright… so should we go from different angles?

Lemmy: Yeah. Pump go there, Niko go there!

Lemmy points. Niko gives a thumbs up and Pump rapidly nods.

MP: Still nothing…
Well, that probably means there’s only one for us to deal with, then!

Lemmy: NOW!

They all jump out and run at Melon-Pult.

MP: WHAT THE-

She gets kicked around and knocked away.

MP: You…
Boo! They’re clumped together, get them!

Boo drops the melon, but she drops it on Melon-Pult’s head.

MP: WHAT? WRONG TARGET YOU IDIOT!

Boo: You know, I’m very surprised you still thought I was on your side. We aren’t friends, and I have a better alliance.

MP: You can’t do this! I will win this!
Even with all 4 of you against me, I can still do this!

Pump: Hmmmm, I don’t think that’s right.
You aren’t spooky enough!

MP: What are you talking about, “Spooky” this and “Spooky” that? You’re so annoying!

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: Wow, we really pushed her over the edge!

Lemmy: Aw, you should’ve known plot armor wouldn’t get you anywhere?

MP: You fucking… THATS IT!

Melon-Pult’s head turns into a cannon that shoots a bunch of melons in the air, several times.

Niko: Uhhhhh….

Niko shields Pump and takes a bunch of melons to the back and the head, which is enough to kill him.
Everyone else is fine, though, as Pump was shielded, Lemmy got in his shell and Boo phased through the melons.

MP: You really want to play this game?
I already have one of you dead! Only 3 more to go!

Lemmy starts waving his wand.

Lemmy: I’m getting tired of you talking! This isn’t funny, it’s just sa-

A melon hits Lemmy as he’s waving his wand. It doesn’t kill him, but he lets go of his wand, causing it to go flying…

MP: HAHA!

…Right into Melon-Pult’s forehead, and it hits in just the right way that it stabs itself in there.

MP: AAAAAAAAA

Lemmy: That’s one way to shut you up!

MP: YOU… ARE REALLY TRYING TO TEST MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

Lemmy: No, we just want you out of the game as fast as possible.

MP: GRAAAAAAAAH!

Suddenly, Lemmy’s wand fires a laser right at Boo, vaporizing her.

Lemmy: What?

Pump: Oh no, not the spooky ghost!

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: I didn’t even know my wand could do that! I guess Melon-Pult was just so angry that the wand translated that hate into a laser, or something.

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: She seems really mad.

Lemmy: Also, did you really just say “GRAAAAAAAH”?

MP: What’s so funny about it to you?

Lemmy: You sound like you’re trying way too hard to be intimidating, hahaha!

MP: I… AM GONNA KILL YOU!

Another laser fires, but Lemmy dodges.

Lemmy: Kill me if you can!

MP: You can’t kill me either! I have the stupid wand that you always rely on to do everything for you! What are you gonna do now?

Lemmy: Oh, you poor melony child…

MP: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

Another laser fires, and Lemmy dodges once more.

Lemmy: If the only thing I ever relied on was my wand, then I’d be a pretty poor performer!

Lemmy starts doing flips over Melon-Pult before she can hit him. Pump is just watching in the background.

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: Looked like they were having fun!

Lemmy: Sorry buddy! If you can’t hit me, then your new power won’t make a single difference, except that you’ll die a little slower!

MP: So confident, but YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL WIN, END OF STORY!

Melon-Pult starts throwing melons and firing lasers at the same time, but Lemmy does a good job avoiding all of them, while occasionally hitting Melon-Pult when he can.

Lemmy: Hahahaha! I forgot what it was like to fight with only my skills! It’s exhilarating!

Lemmy lunges at Melon-Pult in an attempt to finish her off, but a melon hits him before he makes it.

MP: And fatal!

A laser blasts Lemmy away.

MP: Is he dead?

Notey: Uh- *ahem* yes, Lemmy is dead.

Melon-Pult: Perfect… now it’s just you!

Pump screeches very high and very loud in Melon-Pult’s face.

Melon-Pult: AUGH! WHAT THE HELL?

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: I did that to spook her! And it worked! YAY!

Melon-Pult: That’s it, you teal-eyed freak, your death is gonna be as painful as I can make it!

Pump: Hehehe!

Melon-Pult: You’re going down!

Melon-Pult starts shooting, quite frankly, an obscene amount of melons and lasers at Pump, but he manages to dodge all of them effortlessly while laughing the entire time.

Pump: Hehehehe! This game is so much fun!

Melon-Pult: YOU… YOU THINK THAT ALL THIS IS A GAME? YOU STILL ARENT EVEN TAKING IT SERIOUSLY?

Pump tags her.

Pump: YOU’RE IT! Hehehehehehehe!

Pump runs away.

Melon-Pult: You… YOU…
I HAAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOU

Melon-Pults sheer rage makes the wand explode, killing her.

Notey: Uhhhh…
I…
That was so weird.
But, uh, Pump wins!

Pump: Yay! Just as planned!

CONFESSIONAL-Pump: What was up with the melon lady?

Notey: Pump is safe, everybody v-

Everyone immediately votes.

Notey: Uh- Okay!
I’m not sure I even have to say anything, since I think we all know what’s happening…
Niko got 0 votes, Lemmy got 0 votes, Boo got 1 vote and Melon-Pult got 4 votes!

Marx: TRULY ONE OF THE MOST SHOCKING ELIMINATIONS OF ALL TIME, SECOND ONLY TO GOGGLES’S ELIMINATION!

Notey: Well Melon-Pult, I would say I wish you the best of luck, but I think you need therapy more than luck. So… I wish you the best of therapy!

Melon-Pult: Fuck off!

Melon-Pult gets teleported away.

Marx: I WONT MISS HER!

Notey: That was certainly an interesting day!
Now that the common enemy is out, there are two duos for the final 4! Which one will prevail? Will there ever be any more drama for the rest of the season? Find out at least a bit of this next time on Furvivor!

Votes:
Melon-Pult- Boo
Boo- Melon-Pult
Lemmy- Melon-Pult
Niko- Melon-Pult
Pump- Melon-Pult

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Notey: Hello everyone! Last time, Melon-Pult finally got betrayed by Boo after like 10 challenges, and immediately got voted out after actually doing pretty well in the challenge! Pump ended up angering her so much that she exploded, though, so he ended up stealing the victory!
Now the game is split between the two alliances, and soon there won’t be alliances! Whether that’s because one alliance breaks up from getting in the final 2 or both alliances lose a member into the final 2… well, find out right here on Furvivor!

Niko: Alright! It’s a little sketchy, but it works!

Pump: What is it?

Niko: Well, George makes a lot of inventions, but most of them don’t require any type of fuel, and when they do, it’s not a normal one!

Pump: What?

Niko: Basically, George powers most of his machines through small devices he calls “Miniature Matter Cores”, and I figured out how they work! So I’ve been using them… on some small jet boosters!
And I’ve made a rocket chair!

Pump: Like…

There’s a chair with rockets on each of the legs.

Niko: Again, it’s a little sketchy, and I don’t have much else besides an emergency ejector, but I think it’s nice!

Pump: That’s SO COOL!

Niko: Uh- really?

CONFESSIONAL-Niko: I guess I never realized how cool these small things look to normal people because George always makes these giant, elaborate, crazy inventions. But a rocket chair would look amazing to a person who isn’t like that, huh?

Lemmy: Cool gaming chair!

Niko: Oh! Hi. You gonna try and sabotage it or something?

Lemmy: Hahahaha, that’s silly! What do you take me for?

Niko: I don’t know, I still don’t know much about you.

Boo: We’re still in a truce until the challenge starts.

Pump: Okay!

Notey: Hello you four, let’s go to the foot of the tallest mountain!

They follow her there.

Notey: Alright! Final 4!

Marx: SURPRISING FINAL 4! I THOUGHT THE GHOST AND PUMPKIN GUY WOULDVE GOTTEN OUT A WHILE AGO!

Pump: Thanks!

Boo: …Wow.

Notey: Alright! You guys have made it this far, and I’m sure you all deserve it!
However, only one of you can win, but more importantly for today, only two of you can make it to the finale!
To honor the dead, the last three challenges will be the ones that Furret put in his notebook!

Marx: YOU SURE IT ISN’T JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO LAZY TO COME UP WITH YOUR OWN??

Notey: This challenge will be to climb the mountain all the way to the summit! The last one to make it there will be automatically eliminated! Then we’ll go to the next challenge that will decide someone else’s fate!

Pump: We’re doing two?

Lemmy: Sounds like fun!

Boo: Seems easy enough…

Niko: Alright!

Notey: Now climb! You can do it!

Boo starts floating up, Pump starts climbing, and Lemmy starts jumping up on small points. Niko, meanwhile, grabs his rocket chair.

Niko: Pump! Get on!

Pump: Oh! Yaaaay!

Pump jumps on the rocket chair and it starts going up. It’s not very fast, but it’s still gaining on the others.

Lemmy: Booooo! They’re gonna make it!

Boo: Wait were you booing them or talking to me?

Lemmy: Both!

Boo: Okay, I have an idea.

The chair passes Boo (who is lower on the mountain than Lemmy) and she spooks the people sitting on it.

Pump: Hahaha!

Niko: EEK!

Niko jumps backwards and accidentally pushes the eject button. This sends him higher up the mountain and knocks Pump to the side, but the rocket chair quickly takes off without anybody on it.

Niko: Okay, well… I can still do this! I’m higher than anyone else right now!

Marx: WRONG

Niko: Than any other contestant!

Marx: I WAS A CONTESTANT AT ONE POINT

Niko: That is still competing in the game!

Marx: DAMN YOU
WOAH
DEJA VU

Niko starts trying to climb. The mountain is pretty steep, though, so Niko struggles.

Niko: Wait, I know!

Niko pulls out the Big Stick™️ and starts using it to propel himself up. It’s still slow, but less so.

Back near the bottom, Pump starts trying to run up the mountain, but Boo and Lemmy are going up at about the same speed and they are ahead of him.

Pump: This is lame.

Boo: Well, it has to be one of us.

Lemmy: Yep!

Lemmy creates a bomb that launches him much farther up the mountain.

Lemmy: Oof!

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: Hahahaha! That was awesome! But also it hurt… I’ll need to perfect that trick after this show’s over! I’m already getting tons of bright ideas!

Niko: Ah! You’re already past me?

Lemmy: Sorry, but it looks like I win this round!

Lemmy jumps on the Big Stick to bounce to the top, and Niko makes it shortly after.

Notey: Lemmy is the first one safe!

Marx: NIKO IS ALSO SAFE!

Pump and Boo are still going at about the same speed, and they’re at the middle of the mountain. Pump starts trying to go faster, while Boo just keeps floating past every obstacle in her way.

Boo: You may just want to give up here. I wouldn’t blame you.

Pump: NEVER!

They keep running. Eventually, Boo almost makes it to the peak.

Pump: Hey ghost man!

Boo: what is it?

Boo turns around without changing course, only to see Pump violently lunging at her.

Boo: EEK!

Boo hides in the floor of the mountain.

CONFESSIONAL-Boo: Don’t judge me! Pump has done enough weird nonsensical things that he probably could just kill me if he wanted!

Pump: Hahahaha! I win!

Pump jumps to the top.

Niko: Woohoo! You did it!

Lemmy: Aw, seriously?

Boo: Sorry…

Lemmy: Nah, it’s fine!
An underdog victory is a much more interesting story anyway!

Niko: Technically both me and Pump are kinda underdogs, though! I didn’t do much until really recently and Pump has been targeted by Melon-Pult’s alliance all game!

Lemmy: Damn. Well, let’s see which underdog is the best!

Notey: And we’ll be doing that right away!
We still have one more challenge, after all!
And it works perfectly with the alliance vs. single person setup!

Lemmy: What does that mean?

Notey: You’ll seeeeee!
Marx, can you do the thing?

Marx: YAY! I CAN DO THE THING!

Marx kills all 3 of them.
Each of them respawn in different white circles.

Notey: Sorry about that! I just wanted to negate any injuries, you know how it is…

They all nod.

Marx: OOH OOH, LACK OF TEA, CAN I EXPLAIN THE CHALLENGE?

Notey: Well, I don’t know why you’re so eager, but sure!

Marx: YES!
ALRIGHT
TODAYS CHALLENGE ISSSSSSSSS…

Marx starts just going “SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS” for about a full minute.

Lemmy: is he gonna say anything?

Notey sighs.

Notey: The chal-

Marx: SQUID GAMES ‼️

Lemmy: What?

Pump: Is that where Goggles is from?

Niko: Like… we do all of those challenges from the show?

Notey: No, no! Just the actual original Squid Game.

Niko: …Splatoon?

Notey: No!
Marx, you’re explaining this, right?

Marx: OKAY!
SO YOU SEE THIS LINE?

There’s a white line in the middle of the field. Niko and Pump are on one side, while Lemmy is on the other.

Marx: LEMMY’S GOAL IS TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LINE, AND YOU TWO NEED TO HOLD HIM OFF FOR… HOW ABOUT 3 MINUTES?

Niko: Wait, it isn’t just to kill him?

Marx: IF ANY OF YOU DIE, YOU’LL RESPAWN IN THE SAME CIRCLE YOU JUST RESPAWNED IN!

Niko: Alright! What happens when someone wins?

Notey: If Lemmy wins, he gets to choose who to bring with him to the finale. If you guys win, Lemmy is automatically eliminated!

Lemmy: Hmmm… seems like fun!
No hard feelings, whoever I eliminate, right?

Niko: Well what if you don’t win?

Lemmy: Then my run was great, but my defeat was tragic… and the finale is gonna be boring! That’s probably why I got the side with the advantage here, riiiiiiight?

Notey: I didn’t come up with this challenge.

Marx: THAT PROBABLY WAS WHAT FURRET WAS TRYING TO DO THOUGH
SPLIT UP AN ALLIANCE BEFORE THE FINALE!

Notey: Okay, let’s just do the challenge! Timer starts… NOW!

Lemmy rushes over and tries to bounce over the others, but Niko blocks him with the Big Stick.

Pump: Hehehehe, he fell down.

Lemmy: So, you’re gonna make me out to be a fool before you win?
Nice idea, but I never mess up my tricks!
And for my next one, I shall make one of you… DISAPPEAR!

Pump: Is he doing a villainy monologuey thing?

Niko: I think so!

Lemmy: No, I just want to make this challenge entertaining!
Perhaps… a little touch of my best trick? That will make the crowd go wild!
Hahaha!

Lemmy jumps up and throws his wand down. However, before it hits the ground, Niko hits it away with the Big Stick!

Lemmy: What…

Pump: Hahaha! We beat you!

Niko: Now get out of here!

Niko whacks Lemmy away with the Big Stick.

Niko: …
Is he dead?

Pump: I think so.

Niko: Guess we just wait for him to respawn?

Marx: TWO MINUTES LEFT!

Niko: I guess I could… check?

Niko starts walking to where Lemmy was knocked, but suddenly his shell slides in and sweeps him, making him drop the Big Stick! Lemmy takes no time to get out of the shell and grab it.

Lemmy: Hahaha! So long!

Lemmy runs over to his wand.

Lemmy: Now you see it…

Lemmy grabs his wand and makes the Stick disappear.

Lemmy: Now you don’t!

Pump: No! Now we can’t easily beat you!

Niko: I don’t think so!

Niko hits Lemmy with the ray gun, disintegrating him.

Niko: Wow, George… didn’t realize it was that strong!

Lemmy respawns.

Lemmy: Alright! I’m having fun now! How about I make things a little more interesting here?

Lemmy drops his wand behind him.

Marx: ONE MINUTE LEFT!

Lemmy: I only need 30 seconds!

Niko rushes at Lemmy but he gets in his shell and runs over him. The shell charges at Pump.

Pump: Oh! I can grab it!

Right as Pump is about to grab the shell, Lemmy gets out and does a somersault right over him and crosses the line.

Notey: Wha- okay!
Uhh, Lemmy wins then!

Lemmy: Alright!
Now let’s see…

Notey: Who do you want to eliminate?

Lemmy: Hmmm… I choose Pump!

Pump: Why?

Lemmy: You eliminated my friend Boo, and I’m sad about that!

Niko: Seriously?

CONFESSIONAL-Lemmy: I just think Niko would be a more fun challenge in the finale! Pump would be an easy win in comparison, as long as the challenge isn’t just fighting again… but even then, maybe Niko could have some tricks I haven’t seen!

Notey: We’re now at the final 2! What will happen next? What will be the climactic final challenge? How will it be made as dramatic as possible?
I only know the answer to one of these questions, but we can find out all 3 in the thrilling conclusion of Furvivor!

There is no such thing as votes.

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Notey: Hello everyone! It’s time for the finale of Furvivor! In case you skipped last time for whatever reason, we had 2 eliminations! Boo and Pump just couldn’t keep up with their alliance-mates! Lemmy went a little kooky, and dominated both of the challenges after not doing much for the earlier parts of the season! Find out how the final 2 will settle everything today on Furvivor!

Lemmy walks up to Niko, who is looking at some machines.

Lemmy: Hello!

Niko: What do you want?

Lemmy: What, are you sad about your friend? You know it’s part of the game, right?

Niko: No, I’m annoyed at you! You’re always talking about the entertainment, but you’re being a real butthead for it! What’s entertaining about doing that?

Lemmy: Well I have to!
What is a show like this without a villain?

Niko: Fun?

Lemmy: Fun for you, maybe! But the audience wants someone to root against! Someone who the winner can defeat! Melon-Pult was like that, but she was really bad at it! So… I took the helm!

Niko: You just want the audience to be entertained?

Lemmy: The audience is the reason shows like these exist! And the worst thing you can do is bore them.
So just do me a favor!
Win… lose… Let’s make it fun! Make it exciting! Make it intense, interesting, amazing!

Niko: …Sure.
But I’m going to win!

Lemmy: I’d like to see you try! After all, that’s showbiz! Hahaha!

Niko: You haven’t seen anything yet.

Lemmy: Good.

Notey and Marx are sitting on the stage that hasn’t been mentioned since the very early chapters

Notey: Alright, Marx, what do we do now again?

Marx: HMMMMMM
I THINK THAT WE SHOULD GET THE FINALISTS!

Notey: That seems about right…

Notey holds up the rock and the contestants appear.

Lemmy: Wow, that is disorienting!

Niko: You get used to it after a while.

Notey: Okay everyone! As you know, today we are doing the final challenge! However, before that, let’s bring back all of the eliminated contestants to watch!

Rabbid Mario, George(Oneshot), Space Core, Alula, WX, George Pig, Elder Guardian, Red, Webber, Prototype, Gornick, Curious George, Goggles, Melon-Pult, Boo and Pump appear. Marx gets teleported to where they appeared as well.

Notey: Hello eliminated contestants!

Niko: Wait where’s-

The eliminated contestants all say various hellos.

Notey: As some of the more recent eliminatees know, I have replaced Furret as a host after SOMEONE killed him…

The Noise (who is still in a cage): It was just a prank, bro!

Notey: …and made it so we couldn’t revive him.

Lemmy: Truly the prank of all time, huh? And it got you stuck in a cage. Great job!

Noise: Once I win season 2 I’ll be able to pay all the feds off! Then you’ll pay!

Notey: Oh, speaking of season 2 people…

Notey makes Mr. L, Peppino and Yin-Yang appear.

Yin: Oh, is it the finale?

Yang: YES! I HOPE THEY FIGHT AND BOTH EXPLODE! And then there is no winner so the prize goes to me, Supreme Overlord Yang!

Goggles: The first letters there spell “soy”! Soyboy!

Yin: What does that-

Yang: HOW DARE YOU!

Mr. L: Hah! Season 2 will be my season! Don’t try to stop me!

Peppino: I just-a want some money so I’m-a not in as much-a debt…

Mr. L: You chose to run a restaurant in the middle of nowhere and didn’t expect to be in debt?

Peppino: Hey!

Niko: Notey, Marx!
Where’s George and GB?

Marx: THEY-

Notey looks at Marx.

Marx: I DUNNO!
SOMETHING HAPPENED I GUESS

Notey: Sorry they couldn’t come!

Niko: Oh.

Lemmy: So, Boo… has anything interesting happened for the one day you’ve been gone?

Boo: Not really.

Lemmy: I figured as much…

Meanwhile, Pump, Webber and Alula are all talking to Niko.

Alula: I didn’t know you were friends with the others!

Niko: Yeah…

Alula: the messiah really can do anything!

Niko: ok saying that out of context is really weird

Alula: Haha, I guess so!

Webber: Well let’s have some fun before the challenge!

They start playing little games.

Lemmy: Huh, Niko really does have a lot of friends! Guess I am the villain here, hahaha!

Boo: Well, maybe he’s just lucky.

Lemmy: Hm!
Feels kinda lonely though.
I mean, you’re good company, but not 5 people.

Boo: I get it.

Notey: Well, I don’t want you to feel bad!
Hmmmm, I was thinking about doing this, but I will bring some more people here!

Lemmy: Who?

Notey: Well, I’ve been sending out invitations for season 2 to different universes since we made it to the final 4! There’s only a few right now, but some people have already signed up!

Boo: Oh, I signed that.

Webber: Us too! We invited all of our friends, but that was right before we got teleported, so most of them probably haven’t signed it yet.

WX: YOU DID
WHAT

Webber: Yeah! What’s wrong with that!

WX: …NOTE LADY IS THERE ANY WAY TO UN-SIGN THE INVITATION
I SIGNED IT SPECIFICALLY TO GET AWAY FROM THE PEOPLE BACK AT MY OLD “HOME”

Notey: Nope! Not except getting eliminated!

WX: GOD DAMMIT

Notey: Anyways, the people who have signed the contract are getting teleported here in 3… 2… 1!

Notey holds up the rock and several characters appear:
Cedric (from OneShot)
Larry, Iggy and Ludwig (from Mario)
Wendy (from Don’t Starve)
Another Marx?

Marx: WELL HELLO THERE HANDSOME!

Marx 2?: Hello back at you!
Though the joke doesn’t really work if you look a little different.

Marx: HMMM, I KNOW!

Marx grabs the rock and he will now be referred to as Marx Soul until the other Marx is gone.

Marx: What did you just do?

Marx Soul: DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!

Lemmy: Hey, guys!

Larry: Hey bro!

Iggy: Lemmy! You’re not dead!

Lemmy: Dead?

Ludwig: Well, a show that transports you to another world sounds sketchy, and we hadnt heard from you for a few weeks… so we signed up to either rescue you or join this show that you clearly enjoy a lot.

Lemmy: Well, thanks, guys! I’m sure you’ll have fun too!

Cedric: Oh! Niko!

Niko: Cedric! You too?

Cedric: Well, Proto told me about this show… and it sounded interesting!

Proto: [So you did come?]

Cedric: Well, why not? It’s not like we’re trapped for eternity… plus it’s real.

Proto: [True.]

Niko: Well it’s nice to see you!
And all of my friends!
I’ll win this for you!

Pump: Yay!

Alula: Woohoo!

Cedric: Uh… I don’t really know what’s happening.

Proto: [Me neither, and I’ve been here for a bit.]

Niko: Wait where’s Webber?

Webber: Wendy! You signed it!

Wendy: Well, you disappeared write after you showed it to us. I didn’t know where you were, so I tried to find you. But I guess that was a waste of time.

Webber: Awww, thank you!

Wendy: Don’t push it. I disappeared right after I signed it too, so there may be others coming.

Notey: Nope, I just teleported the people who had signed it when I last used the rock!

Wendy: …Why is there a talking musical note? I thought there would be less weird things here.

Notey: Aw, don’t be so rude! I’m the host!
Well, the old one is gone so I took over for him…

Wendy: Did you kill him?

Webber: Don’t joke about things like that, Wendy!

Notey: No, that guy did.

The Noise: THIS IS SO UNFAIR!

Wendy: …Yeah, he looks like the type who would kill someone for a petty reason.

Notey: Anyways! To the people that don’t quite get it yet, we have our final two! Niko and Lemmy! We are about to announce our final challenge.

Lemmy: Alright!

Niko: Yes!

Notey: The final challenge is every other challenge so far!
We’ll do smaller versions of them, and whoever wins a mini-challenge gets a point!
The winner is whoever has the most points at the end!
Now, some challenges have been done several times in slightly different ways, so those will give multiple points instead of doing 3 fights!

Lemmy: Ooooooh! Buildup! I love it!

Notey teleports everyone who isn’t Niko or Lemmy into the spectator stands.

Notey: First challenge!

TO BE CONTINUED

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Notey teleports everyone who isn’t Niko or Lemmy into the spectator stands.

Notey: First challenge!

Notey creates 2 coconuts.

Notey: Destroy your coconut to win!

Lemmy: Huh.
How did GB do it again?

Niko: I dunno, he just kinda ran off and when he came back it was destroyed!

Lemmy: Hmm…

Lemmy throws a bomb, but nothing happens.

Niko: How about…

Niko shocks it with the SuperShocker3000. Nothing happens.

Niko: Alright, but what if I do this?

Niko uses his ray gun and vaporizes the coconut.

Lemmy: That really can just erase anything, can’t it?

Niko: well a strong enough substance moving fast enough can deflect a laser, but pretty much anything else! This was strong but not fast enough.

Lemmy: Makes sense, I suppose.

Notey: Niko gets a point! Next up…

Notey teleports them to the beach.

Notey: I don’t just wanna rehash the mountain climbing challenge, so instead you guys have to run a lap around the island, and whoever makes it back to me first wins!

Lemmy: Oh, alright!

Lemmy creates a ball and stands on it.

Notey: And no magic allowed!

Lemmy’s ball poofs away.

Notey: Start running!

Lemmy and Niko both start running. Lemmy isn’t holding back much, but Niko is still able to keep pace.

Lemmy: Haha! Not bad, cat man!

Niko: I’m not a cat!

Lemmy: Suuure. And I’m not a turtle.

Niko: Let’s just… keep running.

Lemmy: Sure, I can do that!

They keep going, pretty neck and neck. Suddenly, Lemmy starts running much faster right at the end.

Notey: Lemmy wins the challenge!

Niko: Huff… I’m… a little tired from running… is it alright if I take a nap?

Notey: No, because the next challenge is the don’t sleep challenge! Whoever stays awake longer gets the point-

Niko is already asleep.

Notey: Yep. That’s exactly what I was expecting. Lemmy gets another point!

Lemmy: Alright!

Notey: Let’s just…

Time skips to Niko waking up.

Niko: A-

Marx Soul: LETS DO THE NEXT CHALLENGE! THE TEALESS WOMAN IS SETTING EVERYTHING UP FOR THE OTHER MINI-CHALLENGES SO ILL BE HERE FOR A FEW OF THESE! FIRST IS UHHHHHH
LETS DO THE SQUID GAMES ONE

Niko: Wouldn’t that just make it easy for-

Marx Soul: HERES THE TWIST THOUGH!
IT PRETTY MUCH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SQUID GAMES EXCEPT THAT THE GAME ENDS WHEN SOMEONE CROSSES A LINE AND ALSO PHYSICAL STRENGTH IS KINDA INVOLVED
NOW ITS A SUMO MATCH!

Niko: …what

Lemmy: Oh! Sounds like fun!

Marx Soul: BASICALLY JUST SOMEONE PUSH THE OTHER OUT OF THE CIRCLE AND YOU WIN

Lemmy: Okay!

Niko: I… Alright then!

Lemmy and Niko are actually pretty evenly matched due to both of them being extremely light. They kinda push each other around with no progress for a while.

Lemmy: Haha! I can do this all day!

Niko: Uh… so can I!

Lemmy: Well then maybe I should go all out right now to speed things up, eh?

Niko: Wait wha-

Lemmy goes in his shell and zooms to Niko.

Niko: A-

Niko dodges out of the way instinctively, which turns out to be the right decision as Lemmy zooms right out of the ring.

Marx Soul: NIKO GETS THE POINT!

Niko: Oh!
Yay!

Lemmy: Haha, that makes sense!
That hurt.

Marx Soul: HMMMMMM
ILL JUST DO THE "FIGHT THIS PERSON AND WHOEVER LASTS THE LONGEST WINS" CHALLENGES IN A ROW!

Lemmy: Oh! Seems like fun!

Niko: Oh...

Marx Soul: ALRIGHT!
THERE WAS A CHALLENGE WHERE YOU HAD TO FIGHT ELIMINATED CONTESTANTS...
AND IM AN ELIMINATED CONTESTANT!
SO WHOEVER LASTS LONGER AGAINST ME WILL GET A POINT!

Marx (Soul) shoots 3 arrows into Lemmy's head, killing him before he even noticed the fight started.

Marx Soul: NIKO GETS A POINT!

Niko: Uh-
What?

Marx Soul: TAKE THE POINT!
NEXT UP IS...
GREEN MAGE!

Green Mage: Ohohoho! I am back!
Ah, yes... I remember defeating both of you!

Marx Soul: ALRIGHT, NOW YOU GOTTA ATTACK THEM UNTIL ONE OF THEM DIES!

Green Mage: Sounds good to me!

Green Mage starts throwing random music notes and skulls everywhere.

Lemmy: This is just a bullet hell!

Lemmy is jumping over everything while Niko is shooting the notes with his ray gun.

Green Mage: That isn't very cool of you!

Green Mage sends a very rapidly spinning skull at Niko. He shoots it, but the shot gets reflected off of the skull and back at Niko, killing him.

Green Mage: WoO!
That was fun! Let's do it again sometime, hmm?

Marx Soul: YEAH SURE!
NOW GET OUT.

Green Mage: Okily Dokily!

Marx Soul: AND FINALLY, THE LAST OF THESE OPPONENTS IS THE PERSON WHO KILLED FURRET!
KILL HIM.
WHOEVER KILLS HIM GETS THE NEXT POINT!

Lemmy: Oh!
This will be fun!

The Noise: Catch me if you can, turtle man and cat-

Niko shoots him and he gets vaporized.

Lemmy: PFFFFFT!
Im not even mad you stole my kill, he didn't deserve a real fight!

Marx Soul: NIKO GETS ANOTHER POINT! THAT MEANS...
ALRIGHT, MOSTLY NECK AND NECK!

Notey: Alright, I'm done!
How many challenges did you do, Marx?

Marx Soul: 4!

Notey: ...Really? They must have been pretty fast.

Marx Soul: IT WAS ALL OF THE CHALLENGES WHERE THEY HAD TO BEAT SOMEONE ELSE!

Notey: Oh!
Glad we went over them fast then!

Niko: So what next?

Notey: Oh, right!
I'll teleport both of you inside this refrigerator!

Niko and Lemmy do in fact get teleported as Notey said.

Niko: ...Wait, refrigerator?

Notey: This will be the exact opposite of the heat challenge!
Now you have to survive a room that progressively gets colder!

Niko: ...Well, if Lemmy can survive really high heat maybe he can't survive the cold as easily.

Lemmy: Sorry, I also have survived in the actual tundra while not wearing anything other than my shell.

Niko: ...That just seems unfair!

Notey: Once one person freezes, the other will get a point!

Niko bundles himself up in his scarf.

Lemmy: Lucky you!
Oh well, I think I can handle it!

The temperature immediately goes down to -300 degrees and they both freeze.

Notey: I guess nobody is getting any points here...

Marx Soul: WOW, THEY REALLY FELL EASILY!

Notey: You SURE you only made it a little below freezing?

Marx Soul: YEP!

Notey: Positive?

Marx Soul: ABSOLUTELY!
NOW LETS DO THE NEXT CHALLENGE ALREADY!

The finalists both respawn in front of Notey and someone who is very clearly Marx wearing a crude Notey disguise.

Notey: Next challenge!
Who's the impostor?

They both point at Marx because neither of them are stoobid.

Marx Soul: DAMN HOW WAS I NOT GOOD ENOUGH

Niko: Just a guess, I suppose! Haha.

Notey: Alright then, you both get a point! How convenient. That's 9/19...

Niko: So we're halfway there?

Lemmy: Alright!
This is fun so far, let's keep this momentum 'til the very end! Right?

Marx Soul: NEXT CHALLENGE!!!

Notey teleports both of them into a tube.

Notey: Alright!
This is Hangman!
I'll have one word that you will take turns trying to add to!
If either of you get it wrong 3 times, then you will be hanged and the other person will get a point!
This is Gornick's "very hard word" that we never actually did!
___

Lemmy: Hmmm...
A?

Notey: Wrong!

Niko: E?

Notey: Wrong!

Lemmy: I.

Notey: Nope!

Niko: O!

Notey: Still nothing! One more mistake for either of you and it will be over!

Lemmy: U!

Notey: That is...
CORRECT!
_U_

Niko: uhh...
R!

Notey: That is...

Niko: It's-

Notey: WRONG!

Niko: A-

Notey: I won't hang you, though!
Lemmy gets a point.

Niko: Oh, okay!

Notey: Next!

Notey teleports them to a small field.

Notey: Now, there are 2 challenges that basically had to be done on the spaceship!
Unfortunately, I sent that thing back to its original universe before I realized I needed it again, sooo...
I have replacement mini-challenges!
First up!

Notey spawns Space Core.

Notey: It was a bit of a habit of Furret's to throw Space Core around, so for the challenge that he was originally in, you gotta throw him as far as possible!

Niko: So we just have to... throw him?

Notey: Yep!

Niko: Okay! I can... do that.

Niko grabs Space Core and tosses him a few feet.

Notey: ...uh-

Niko: He was really heavy!

Lemmy: Hmmmm... maybe I can do better?

Lemmy grabs Space Core.

Lemmy: Oh, you're right, he IS pretty heavy!

Lemmy tosses Space Core, not extremely far, but definitely farther than Niko did.

Notey: Lemmy gets another point!

Marx Soul: NEEEEEEXT!

The field suddenly turns into a soccer field and Niko and Lemmy are teleported to different sides.

Marx Soul: SCORE A GOAL!

Niko: Alright!

Niko starts running, but Lemmy aims a kick that looks like it will hit the ball straight at Niko.

Niko: AH!

Niko ducks, but it was a feint, and Lemmy is already past him.

Niko: Uh... Uh oh, uh oh... I know!

Niko shocks Lemmy with the SuperShocker3000.

Lemmy: Hey! That hurt!

Lemmy kicks the ball at Niko's face, causing it to bounce off and right into the goal.

Niko: Ow!
That really...

Lemmy: Sorry! Just part of the game!

Notey: And Lemmy gets another point! Can Niko catch up?

Niko: Can we have a quick break to prepare for the next challenge?

Notey: Okay, sure!

BREAK!

Notey: And we're back!
Next, challenge please?

Marx Soul: ALRIGHT!

The soccer-y assets disappear and giant piles of various materials appear in front of the finalists.

Notey: I didn't know how to do anything even close to the tasks challenge, so I'll just settle with one that tangentially has something to do with space!
Build something to send you as high in the sky as possible while still living!

Both of the contestants get to building. Niko is immediately getting to work with ideas, and Lemmy starts thinking for a bit.

Niko: Oh, perfect! Just what I need...
Notey, how long will we have?

Notey: An hour!

Niko: Mmm... I think I can do it.

Lemmy: Alright, maybe...

One hour later.

Niko: Alright! Just in time!

Lemmy: I've been done for 30 minutes.

Notey: What have you guys built?

Lemmy: Well, I built this thing!

It appears to be a unicycle connected to a comically large jet propellor.

Lemmy: Basically, if I pedal on this unicycle, it'll move the jet engine and generate enough wind to launch me into the sky!

Notey: Interesting, and what about you, Niko?

Niko: Rocket chair 2!

It's just the rocket chair but it looks slightly nicer.

Notey: Well if it ain't broke don't fix it, I suppose!

They both go into the sky. Lemmy's machine immediately loses course and goes down.

Lemmy: Huh?

Niko: Lemmy, those engines are used to propel planes forward, not up!

Lemmy: ...Oh.

Niko's chair runs out of fuel after a bit, but it goes higher than Lemmy's device.

Notey: Niko wins!
Next challenge...
Ah!
Well, I don't have to teleport you!
Survive the zombies!

Niko: The what

Lemmy: Oh, this again!

Zombies start coming from all sides.

Marx Soul: ONCE SOMEONE GETS BITTEN THE OTHER WILL GET A POINT!

Niko: Got it!

Lemmy: Seems like fun!

Niko starts shooting the zombies with his ray gun and SuperShocker3000ing any that come too close. Meanwhile, Lemmy's main goal is to blow (zombies) up.
After a few minutes, barely anything has happened.

Niko: So...
What now?

Lemmy: Guess we just wait and see what happens!

Notey: Hmmm...
Maybe I could just say no points?

Marx Soul: I GOT A BETTER IDEA!

Suddenly, all of the zombies have buckets on their heads. This makes no difference to Niko, as they still get completely vaporized and the buckets conduct electricity, but Lemmy's bombs don't instantly kill them anymore.

Lemmy: Aw, that is so un-

Lemmy gets bitten and turned into a zombie. Notey immediately snaps her fingers and all the zombies disappear and Lemmy becomes normal.

Lemmy: Dang it!

Notey: Niko gets a point! ...Wow, these are close. Next challenge!

They get teleported to the beach once more.

Notey: Boat race, first to make it to the other island gets a point!
Normally there would be some kraken here, but apparently someone killed them all!

Niko: Gee, I wonder who did that...

Notey: GO!

They both get on their boats. Niko splashes Lemmy with water to get him to slow down.

Lemmy: Hey! You're filling my boat with water!

Niko: ...Oh, good idea!

Niko starts splashing more.

Lemmy: Ah! This thing is just gonna sink... Well, I still have a backup plan!

Lemmy jumps into the water and creates a ball. He uses it to roll on the water to get closer to the island.

Niko: Hah!

Niko uses the SuperShocker3000 on the water. The moment a tiny bit touches him, he gets shocked.

Niko: Sorry! Just part of the game!

Niko calmly rows all the way to the island.

Notey: Niko wins once again!
Now...

Notey teleports them to the platforms of the Gauntlet of Deadly Terror.

Niko: Ah.

Notey: First to make it to the other side gets a point-

Lemmy is already on the other side.

Notey: H O W

Lemmy: Now it's tied up! 8-8, right?

Notey: Yeah?

Lemmy: And there's only 3 challenges possibly left, and they're all fighting challenges!
So that means we're ending this off with a fight!

Notey: ...Yeah.

Lemmy: So let's do it already!

Notey: Alright, alright!

Notey teleports them to the arena from chapter 7.

Niko: Oh, this place again!

The non-competing people who I definitely didn't forget about while writing this chapter are all teleported to the seats that are already in this arena.

Notey: Alright! It's 8-8! This didn't even need to be worth multiple points! The last part of the last challenge to determine who will win Furvivor!

Marx Soul: YIPPEE! AND WE ALREADY SAID WHAT IT WAS!
CAN I SAY THE FUNNY THING?

Notey: sure.

Marx Soul: YAY!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Lemmy gets on his ball and starts rolling around the arena. He occasionally throws bombs but Niko is able to vaporize them before they get close. Eventually, Niko shoots the ball that Lemmy makes.

Lemmy: Oof!

Niko pulls out a portal gun and shoots a portal under him so Lemmy doesn't know where he is.

Lemmy: Ah...
Trying to sneak up on me?

Lemmy turns around but then Niko comes out of the same portal he went in and jumps on Lemmy's head.

Lemmy: OW!
Clever...
But I will win! Mwahaha-

Lemmy starts coughing as he goes inside his shell and slides at Niko.
Niko manages to jump out of the way as Lemmy gets a good distance away.

Lemmy: Alright! Maybe I should show one of my greatest tricks a little early! You could easily vaporize me if I take it slow, after all!

Niko: You got that right!

Lemmy jumps in the air and throws his wand into the floor. It starts glowing as it pierces the ground, and a small explosion signifies a transformation.

Lemmy: Some of my eager fans may know this one! Feast your eyes on the Wonder Ball! I shall use it to claim my victory in this game!

Lemmy gets on his new Wonder Ball, which is covered in spikes except at the top and the bottom, and then it starts spinning.

Niko: I don't like that!

Niko shoots it with his ray gun, but the laser gets deflected. Niko narrowly dodges.

Niko: Okay, maybe this?

Niko tries to shoot Lemmy, but he jumps with the ball and it gets blocked again. Niko, again, barely dodges.

Lemmy: Everybody clap for this last trick!

Everyone gives polite applause, except for Larry who is doing full cheers and whoops for Lemmy.

Niko: This isn't...

Niko places a portal under the ball, but Lemmy is somehow still perfectly on it when he comes out of the other one.

Lemmy: And now... Time to make the cat disappear!

The wonder ball charges at Niko.

Niko: I'm not a cat!!!!

Niko portals to the other side of the arena. Lemmy follows, but Niko gets behind where the portal leads to temporarily lose him for a few seconds.

Niko: Alright, what do I do, what do I do?
Hm......

Niko looks at his remaining devices.

Lemmy: Hey, try and fight back!

Niko pulls out the SuperShocker3000, but Lemmy hits it away.

Niko: Uhhh... uhhh... uhh...
Hah!

Niko pulls out what was formerly an animal communicator, but now it seems to be a music player. Niko plays some boss music on it.

Lemmy: Oooh!
I like the music!

Lemmy's ball stops for a few seconds so he can properly vibe.

Lemmy: Wait, what am I-

Niko shoots the ball with his ray gun.

Lemmy: No! My-

Niko jumps on his head again and he gets away in his shell.

Lemmy: Alright!
There goes my best wand...
But I have a spare!

Lemmy pulls out another wand.

Niko: When did-

Lemmy: It's not as good, but it can still do this!

Lemmy shoots a spell at Niko's ray gun, making it disappear.

Lemmy: Hahaha!
Now you just have a portal gun left!

Niko: Who says I can't do anything with that?

Lemmy: What do you mean?

Niko puts one portal in the middle of the arena and one outside of it.

Lemmy: ...Alright! I see.
If either of us go through that portal, we'll be out of bounds!

Niko: Yep!

Niko throws the portal gun through the portal so there cant be another one placed on accident.

Lemmy: Clever!
But now you only have a music player on you!

Niko grabs it.

Niko: Still can be used as a big stick!

Lemmy: Alright!

They both run at each other. Niko manages to hit Lemmy's wand into the portal, but in the process accidentally throws the music player in there.

Niko: ...Oh.

Lemmy: Well!
Now there's no weapons left!
Just us.
And I'm more weakened then you!
One more well-placed hit and I'll be down for the count, probably!

Niko tries to jump on Lemmy's head again, but he backflips out of the way and then hits Niko.

Niko: OW!

Lemmy: Finally! I got a hit!

Niko: Ah...

Lemmy jumps at Niko again, but then Niko starts talking.

Niko: You're wrong...
I still have one weapon left!
And its the one I worked on the hardest of all!

Lemmy: Oh? Do tell!

Niko pulls out what appears to be another gun, but then a spark comes out of it.

Lemmy: Some kind of electricity blaster? I guess that'd be impossible to dodge...
Or maybe it just has electric properties!

Niko throws it and it starts homing in on Lemmy.

Lemmy: Oh, I see! If someone other than him touches it, it'll kill them! That's it, isn't it?

Lemmy jumps out of the way but it just keeps going at him. Eventually, it lands on the floor.

Lemmy: Huh.
So that's it?

Niko: I-...
No!

Lemmy: Ha, you're bluffing!

Niko: All of that was just to mask it's true purpose!
I worked a lot just to keep anyone from being able to tell!

Lemmy: Huh?
Wait, why are you standing all the way over-

The machine sparks, and then it creates a massive explosion.

Niko: Woah!
My explosion device really did come in handy!
And to think it was a product of the blueprints disappearing...

Lemmy: Agh...

Niko: Wha- you're alive?

Lemmy: Haha... probably not for long!
I... lost.
I admit defeat!
You played a great game, and for that, I can't fault you!
Besides, this was the most fun I've had in years.
And my defeat was glorious!
Probably.
Winning is overdone anyways.

Lemmy dies, offically making Niko the winner!

Notey: NIKO WINS!

Marx Soul: WOOHOO!

Most people in the stands cheer.

Pump: YAY!

Webber: That was great!

Alula: He really can do anything!

Cedric: I have never seen this before, but great job!

MP: You both suck anyways.

Marx: What an interesting finale!
Although I think I could do better.

Marx Soul: WELL I'M EAGER TO SEE YOU "DO BETTER"!
NOW WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THE HOST THING?

Notey: I probably won't be able to host Season 2. There's already 23 applicants!

Marx Soul: NICE!
WAIT
ALSO NOT NICE
I DONT HAVE ENOUGH WACKY IDEAS YET TO HOST A SEASON!

Notey: Hmmmm...

???: Perhaps I Could Help

Notey: What?

A strange robotic woman with a bluish tint to her appears on a chair.

Marx Soul: OH MY GOODNESS IT IS QUEEN FROM THE HIT GAME DELTARUNE

Queen: Yes
I Came Here
Somehow This World Became A Light World And A Dark World At The Same Time

Marx Soul: OOOOOHHHH
BECAUSE LEMMY STABBED THE GROUND OR SOMETHING BUT THEN HIS WAND TRANSFORMED!
HUH.
WAIT HOW DID YOU GET HERE THOUGH

Queen: That Goat Guy Whose Name I Forgot Did It, Why Can't I?

Marx Soul: FAIR ENOUGH
ANYWAYS TAKE THIS ROCK AND HOST SEASON 2 OR SOMETHING, I ASSUME THATS WHY YOU SHOWED UP, YOU ARENT ON THE REGISTER THINGY

Queen: Okay Lmao

Notey: Well that was a weird interaction!
I guess Queen is going to be the next host of the season! Can't wait to see what she'll do next!
But yeah!
Niko is the winner, and Lemmy ultimately failed at the very end!
What will the next season look like? How will queen be as host? Who will succeed and who will tragically fail? Find out all of this on Season 2, which will be called...!

Queen: Oh We're Doing This
Uh
SurCyber

Notey: SURCYBER!

Chapter Text

The world

Is

Gone.

Where am I?
I can’t see anything.
Is this a dream?

No, that’s stupid.
I know I can’t sleep.

But then what is this?

It feels like my thoughts are… echoing back to me.

I try to speak.
“Hello?”
…
I can’t hear my voice.

What is happening?

I need to find a way back…
But how?