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Suddenly Joe yelped and jumped on the spot before he rubbed his ass instead of speaking.
Nile: "Not that I don't appreciate your long speeches, but why are you dancing?"
Joe: "Because Nicky shot me in the ass."
Nile: "Why would he do that?"
Andy: "It's his way of saying to Joe: "Stop talking and get going, or else you won't get sex tonight."."
Nile: "He could have said it over the earpiece instead of using a bullet."
Joe raised an eyebrow.
Joe: "The Love of my life would never use a real bullet on me."
Andy: "Instead, Nicky uses a Nerf gun whenever he needs Joe to get going."
Andy looked around in an attempt to pinpoint Nicky's sniper nest without any luck. If you asked Nile, Andy looked very worried.
Andy: "And a word of warning: never engage in a Nerf war with Nicky."
This time Andy jumped on the spot before she rubbed her ass.
Andy in the earpiece: "Nicolò, you brat, stop mistaking me with your boyfriend."
Andy jumped on the spot again while swearing and rubbing her ass.
Joe whispered the next bit to Nile: "And that is Nicky's way of saying to Andy: "Stop talking, or else I won't bake the baklava you love."."
Nile giggled before she realised something.
Joe: "Stop pushing, I have just been shot in the ass."
Andy: "Joe is right, and why are you in such a hurry?"
Nile: "Because Nicky promised me pizza tomorrow, and two sore asses are enough on this mission."