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Rocky never really enjoyed Halloween. Almost every year some random vampire cog showed up in his house. Ate all his food and annoyed him to the point where his fur turned gray.
“Sigh…. I hate Halloween” Rocky says as he slumps In his chair. He slumps and glumps and mumps and slumps cus he's probably melting rn. He then hears a ring. A ringalingaling from he's phone. He picks it up and he's like “yes who is it?” And it's from the Doe Vinchilini and she says “hi rockster happy Halloween I hope ur doing well uh, wanna come over?” She says and Rocky is like “no.” And h hangs the phone. And goes back to slumping. Until he hears fizzling coming from his kitchen. And he's like oh no who is that?? And he goes in and sees that one vampire.
Cunt Erclaim OOOH!!!!!!! AHHHH! AND HE WAS EATING CHUP TOO IT WAS ALL OVER HIS FACE ANF SHIRT AND IT WAS HIS LAST BOTTLE TOO!. And count erclaim was like “ ERM.. this isn't what it looks like, I just vhanted to satisfy my appetite..” and Rocky says “COUNT ERCLAIM YOU SON OF A RUFF!!1!1!!1!1” AND HIS EYES TURN RED AND HE BLEEDS AND LUNGES AT THE COG AHHHHH!!!! Rocky starts clawing at the cog, ripping the robot to shreds as it bleeds oil and it gets everywhere ewww grody ewww yuckie. Gosh darn it rocky you have to clean that all up soon you stupid mutt. He finishes and wipes the oil and starts snarling, his teeth re yellow now because he didn't brush
Hes eys were now black and red and he's really pissed. He ran away and covered his face “ayghhhhh what have I done…. Tch… I'm a monster….” he roll over and cries blood… maybe he should've went to see dough Vinny he don't know whats wrong with him. He gets up and heads outside. It is snowy cus it's in the burgh and it is nighttime and toons are trick of treating. He runs to go to Toontown Central until he runs into a bat. A bat toon named lil cheesy Johnny. And he stared at it. Little cheesey Johnny is like “hey Rocky whatcha staring at man” little cheesy Johnny was a vampire costume too. Which Rocky was mad about. “You look angry man. you should go see nurse Patty..”
And tocky said. “Angy?... Tch… you wouldn't like it when I'm angry…” he's eyes started bleeding and he had rabies and he lunged at the bat and ate him tore him apart bloof and ink everywhere. And the bat said while crying”y-your a monster….” Which Rocky.exe yeah he's called that says “monster.. no no no… I AM DOG.”
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