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Part 6 of Taylor Tales Anthology
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2024-11-01
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Weaver Waiver Warrior

Summary:

What if Taylor Hebert as Weaver began training other parahumans? Naturally, you must sign a waiver holding Weaver and the training facility harmless should you be injured or killed.

With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan.

Notes:

Originally appeared in Spacebattles, long before Donald Trump was on anyone's radar.

Work Text:

When you're in Weaver's class you sign the Weaver Waiver. And when you graduate, what does that make you?



I am the very model of a Weaver Waiver Warrior,
I've information Mover, Shaker, Brute and Trump behavior,
I know the Lords of Brockton Bay, I quote the fights historical,
From Hero's death to Golden Morn' in order categorical.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with other Earths dimensional,
With portal powers we can travel where we want transitional,
About the Manton Limit I am teeming with a lot o' news,
With many ways to rescue capes by breaking monster shards diffuse.

I'll graduate from Weaver's class with full marks meritorious,
We'll weave a web to whack the worm—in victory we'll be glorious!
In short, in matters such as kicking worms in their posterior,
I am the very model of a Weaver Waiver Warrior.

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