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1. When it rains, it spores by stupidlittlespirit

   Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Gen, Other, M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Dec 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ford Pines/Reader
   • Stanford Pines/Reader
   • Ford Pines
   • Stan Pines
   • Passing mentions of Dipper and Mabel
   • Reader
   • Reader Insert - Character
   • Sharing Body Heat
   • Mutual Pining
   • Miscommunication
   • Dry Humping
   • Praise Kink
   • Horror
   • Stan Pines Being an Asshole
   • Teasing
   • Caught in a Storm
   • Misunderstandings
   • questionable science and latin
   • Ford being insecure
   • Hypothermia
   • and of course some truly awful puns by yours truly
   • Reader is the family housekeeper hence the series pun-name
   • virgin!ford
   • Ford is an occasional smoker
   • because there's no way an academic in the 70s wasn't chuffing away like a train
   • vaginal arousal described
   • But no pronouns
   • and nothing else in terms of reader's body parts

   Summary

   You know Ford is an experienced outdoorsman and he’d probably be able to find his way around here blindfolded and hogtied. If you have to go out in risky weather with anyone, he's undoubtedly going to be your best bet.

   With the stride of a uniquely confident man, Ford steps out into the evening air with a sharp breath inward and a contented sigh, taking in the awaiting scent of petrichor. He holds the door open for you with one hand and gestures for you to follow with the other, offering you a rakish grin.

   “Shall we?”

   And when he smiles at you like that, what choice do you have?

   ....

   In which a simple expedition with Ford goes increasingly sideways and you learn more than enough about thermodynamics to last you a lifetime.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Maid to be

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   44,959

   Chapters:

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