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1. The Kids Are Alright (Probably) by tutterstock

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Nov 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Ligur (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Dumb Bitch Disease
   • criminal aziraphale
   • underground empire boss crowley
   • Accidental kidnapping
   • Non-Graphic Violence
   • Weird Plot Shit
   • slow burn (kind of)
   • pharmaceutical industry
   • HIV/AIDS Crisis
   • Modern Era
   • Happy Ending
   • Eventual Smut (optional)
   • Light Angst
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has Issues (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has Issues (Good Omens)
   • POV Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • POV Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)

   Summary

   To: [email protected]
   BCC: [email protected]
   Subject: Service request 6th of April 2017

    

   Dear Tucked-In Tots team,

    

   I am contacting you on behalf of my boss, A. J. Crowley. We require your services for an undetermined period of time starting on the 6th of April at 3AM. Money is no object. The address is 31 Bruton Place, London, ring for Crowley. Could be that he’s not in and just coming back from a business trip, in that case look out for a cab dropping off a red-haired man maybe wearing sunglasses. Payment details can be sent to the same address.
   Let me know if there are any questions.

    

   Kind regards,
   Harold Sturgis
   Security @ equalCAre
   ---

   According to mercenary rules, assassination is off the table when a dog or a kid is involved. Anthony Crowley, Robin Hood of the pharmaceutical industry, doesn't want to get killed; Aziraphale offers kid napping services. Crowley doesn't have any better ideas, so temporary child care it is.

   (Based on that Reddit post about reverse fanfic tropes, accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss)

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