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arty @kim1toonelli
Kimi in Le Grill in Monaco yesterday evening!!
[photo of Kimi, dressed in jeans and a button down top, walking into a restaurant]
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replies -
- lara @_laragray_
ya’ll are stalkers omg (me too)
- beth @bethlauren_64
wait who is this fine man
- mightbejosie @strangerthingsfan4657
Valentino Rossi’s kid!
ethan87 @olliethebear_
The first time Ollie has been spotted in two weeks and the photo is 4 pixels, i’m gunna crash out
[a very low resolution photo of Ollie and someone else walking down a street in Monaco, wearing jeans and a button down]
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replies -
- elsie @olliobeary87
my man has never looked so good 😍
- livvy8744 @_olliehamtruther_
who’s the guy next to him?
- freya16 @chrlslcrlerc
couldn’t even tell it was a man, he is
literally two pixels wide
- ella8781 @oscrpastry81
idk but the matching button downs
are eating
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10.01am
kimi 🍝
Ollie they caught us
[screenshot of previous tweets]
ollie 🐻
how could they even tell that was me?
10.02am
kimi 🍝
Your fans are crazy mate
I keep trying to tell you
10.02am
ollie 🐻
yes i believe you now
they didn’t spot you tho
10.03am
kimi 🍝
They’re just not cultured enough
10.03am
ollie 🐻
sure, love
are we still on for tonight??
10.04am
kimi 🍝
Of course
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arty @kim1toonelli
Kimi’s insta story is so cunty, who is teaching this man so well.
[the interior of a ferrari at night, the monaco city lights shine through the window and Kimi is resting his airforces on the dashboard]
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replies -
- julia @yulianotjulia
sometimes i forget this man is rich
- cryier @cryierwho
someone tell him to get his dirty ass airforces
off that beautiful car
- valentino’s pr manager @valentinono
he’s such a passenger princess
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04.31pm
charles (best coworker ever!)
When are you going to invite your Kimi to a race?
I want to meet him
04.45pm
ollie 🐻
we could meet sometime in Monaco
??
i’m not sure we are ready to do races just yet,
i’m sorry
4.46pm
charles (best coworker ever!)
yes of course that is fine
double date??
i’ve got such a good place for one 😉
4.51pm
ollie 🐻
not ominous at all mate 💗
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12.32pm
kimi 🍝
ollie are you here
i am shitting myself
12.32pm
ollie 🐻
im here kimi don’t worry
he will love you i can promise
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flo16 @ch0rleslec16
are they baking? 😭
[picture of Ollie from Charles instagram story, flour covering his face and frowning at the dough in front of him]
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replies -
- livvy8744 @_olliehamtruther_
this is adorable omg
- luna87 @chollie8716
Ollie looks so scrumptious here,
everyone thank charles for providing
- sophia @soffianotsoefia
were they hanging out alone??
- jase @lecuntytruther
I’m pretty sure Alexandra was there,
maybe with a friend of hers?
- elisia8781 @carcarjr
i assume Ollies gf was there too
arty @kim1toonelli
Kimi’s instagram story! He’s so cute
[selfie of Kimi, outside a patisserie, wearing a vintage ferrari shirt. He is pointing at the Ferrari logo and winking]
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replies -
- Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
my two worlds just collided holy shit
- Chiara 🏎️ @inlovewith871644
Kimi wearing ferrari merch?
- Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
imagine if he ever went to a
race with ferrari 🙏
- chiara 🏎️ @inlovewith871644
ollie and kimi in the same
frame i fear i would die
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3.21pm
ollie 🐻
any compliments on your new merch yet?
3.45pm
kimi 🍝
no 😐
3.52pm
ollie 🐻
don’t worry, they are just speechless because of its beauty
3.52pm
kimi 🍝
morto da ridere 😐
4.23pm
kimi 🍝
btw do you think charles likes me?
i could not tell
like he was laughing at my jokes
and stuff
but i couldn’t tell if that was genuine
4.25pm
ollie 🐻
kimi love
stop worrying
he texted me right after about how sweet and funny you were
4.25pm
kimi 🍝
Really??
4.26pm
ollie 🐻
yes, of course
how could he not?
4.34pm
kimi 🍝
thank you, ollie ❤️
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Formula 1 @F1
Oliver Bearman wins the Italian GP!!
What. A. Race.
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Ollie Bearman @oliverbearman
really liked this one
[photo of ollie holding the trophy and grinning]
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replies -
- freya16 @chrlslcrlerc
YAYAYAYYAYAY
- ollie bearman updates @oliverbearmanny67
OH MY GOD. WE ARE SO PROUD!!! 🤩
- kimi antonelli @kimiantonelli
🙌🔥
- chiara 🏎️ @inlovewith871644
KIMI WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE @forzabearman
- Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
IM STILL HYPED ON THE WIN
THIS IS JUST TIPPING ME
- Oli Bearman @Oliverbearman
thanks mate 🫶
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5.32pm
kimi 🍝
OLLIE YOU WONNN COMPLIMENTI AMORE MIOOO
🏆🏆🏆🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️
OLLIE OLLIE OLLIE OI OI OI !!!!
FORZA FERRARIIIIII WOOOO
6.45pm
ollie 🐻
KIMI I WON
I WON KIMI
OMG OMG
6.45pm
kimi 🍝
YOU WONNNNNNNNN
6.45pm
ollie 🐻
I THINK IM CRYING???
6.45pm
kimi 🍝
call me right now
6.45pm
ollie 🐻
❤️❤️
[ollie 🐻 is requesting a video call]
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ollie bearman updates @oliverbearmanny67
oliver celebrating his win with friends ❤️
[video of Oliver swaying off beat to a song in a club, clearly drunk. At the very end of the video, another man comes up to him and takes his drink away before leading him away from the camera]
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replies -
- freya16 @chrlslcrlerc
he’s so waisted im crying 😭
- luna87 @chollie8716
guardian angel at the end 🙏
- jase @lecuntytruther
he knew he had to save him from
suffering charles fate
- lacy @lacyohlacy
who was the guy at the end?
- ollie updates @oliverbearmanny67
probably just one of ollie’s friends
- bri81 @pastryoscar
looks oddly familiar
livvy8744 @_olliehamtruther_
guess who met drunk oliver bearman randomly????
[selfie of a girl and Oliver, who is looking off to the side at someone with a huge grin]
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replies -
- luna87 @chollie8716
WHAT?
- chilli @chillisainz55
he was absolutely gone my lord 💀
- dezzy @bearmanforprezzy
he is in love with whoever he was looking at
- flo16 @ch0rleslec16
LIKE???
- livvy8744 @_olliehamtruther_
he was with a friend he called Kimi!
- Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
YOU SAID KIMI???
- chiara 🏎️ @inlovewith871644
SHE SAID KIMI???
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9.34pm
kimi 🍝
they will find us out soon i swear
[screenshot of previous tweets]
9.45pm
ollie 🐻
thank god im not allowed to post on twitter without permission
i would’ve told everyone by now
9.46pm
kimi 🍝
i don’t doubt it
9.46pm
ollie 🐻
do you want to make bets on when they find out
9.46pm
kimi 🍝
find out what?
9.46pm
ollie 🐻
that we are madly in love?
9.47pm
kimi 🍝
i’m not sure im madly in love with you
after you BURNT my carbonara
9.47pm
ollie 🐻
baby i apologised aaaaages ago for that
9.48pm
kimi 🍝
i’m still not over it
pasta destroyer 🫵
[kimi 🍝 changed ollie 🐻’s name to pasta destroyer]
[pasta destroyer changed kimi 🍝 ’s name to least dramatic italian]
[least dramatic italian has blocked pasta destroyer]
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Ollie Bearman @oliverbearman
italy you have moved me once again.
[photo of a sunset off of a yacht, a black cat is in the foreground and a hand is visible in the bottom left corner]
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replies -
- freya16 @chrlslcrlerc
who’s hand is that Ollie 😏
- ollies number 1 @bearclercstappen
its mine sorry girl
- lukey @forzasainz
probably just a friends? ya’ll are
insane
- freya16 @chrlslcrlerc
bros getting heated over a joke
sophia @soffianotsoefia
you lot talking about the hand meanwhile i NEED THAT CAT??
Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
I know that ring. I KNOW THAT FUCKING RING.
- luna87 @chollie8716
Girl speak up! Who is it?!
- Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
go check out my thread girl, its an
ongoing investigation!
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Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
Why Oliver Bearman is dating Kimi Antonelli, a 🧵
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Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
Kimi spotted outside a famous monaco patisserie, Ollie spotted just thirty minutes later at the same patisserie with Charles and Alexandra. This place is famous for hosting baking dates… DOUBLE DATE??
Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
kimi posted a story in a navy blue Ferrari SF90 Spider. You know who owns one of those? Ollie.
Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
photo of ollie bearman in monaco, and he is walking next to someone. i respect the fact this photo is very grainy, BUT. It is clearly a boy, with tanner skin and a few inches shorter than ollie. PLUS, THE MATCHING BUTTON DOWNS?
Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
video of ollie dancing in a club surfaces and at the end of the video, someone leads him off. Although it’s blurry, you can tell that that someone had curly hair, multiple bracelets and a black button down. This is an exact description of what Kimi was wearing that night.
Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
Ollie posts a photo off of a yacht, harboured off the coast of Italy. Do you know who lives in Italy? Kimi. Also! You can clearly see a hand in the bottom left corner, with a black ring on the pointer finger.
DO YOU KNOW. WHO HAS. THAT EXACT SAME RING. ON THAT EXACT SAME FINGER?!
Kimi Antonelli.
Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
ok so that is all the evidence… we live on pure delusion in this fandom
- chiara 🏎️ @inlovewith871644
very solid evidence. they are
married 😊
- layla @kissmekrinky
you’ve convinced me babe ❤️
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10.34am
kimi 🍝
the hand is causing chaos ollie
i told you they would freak out 🙄
10.34am
ollie 🐻
you know my fans better than me
i thought they wouldn’t notice 😔
10.35am
kimi 🍝
for someone so smart
you are very dumb
10.35am
ollie 🐻
i will call off the lewis hamilton meet up.
10.36am
kimi 🍝
you are the smartest person i know ❤️
genius ollie
i love you very very much
10.35am
ollie 🐻
i love you too 🥰
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Formula 1 @F1
Ollie Bearman has arrived in the paddock!!
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replies -
- luna87 @chollie8716
this must be the girlfriend effect, his outfits
have been a bit too good
- freya16 @chrlslcrlerc
someone sedate me.
- ethan87 @olliethebear_
one of you hackers gotta zoom in on that
friendship bracelet.
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12.34am
kimi 🍝
OLLIE
THE BRACLET
YOU DIDNT TAJKE IT OFF!!!
1.21pm
ollie 🐻
KIMI
SHIT ITS TOO LTAE
the twitter merchants will have already spotted and decoded it
we might be fucked
1.22pm
kimi 🍝
no mate
YOURE fucked
im all good
just some random frà
1.23pm
ollie 🐻
oh yes cause
the child of 9 times world champion Valentino Rossi is just some random guy
1.24pm
kimi 🍝
you are right
we are both fucked
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chiara 🏎️ @inlovewith871644
Ollie’s bracelet says Bearnelli. OLLIES. BRACELET. SAYS. BEARNELLI.
BEARMAN + ANTONELLI = BEARNELLI.
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replies -
- Guilia 🇮🇹🌟 @forzabearman
i think i just shed a tear
- freya16 @chrlslcrlerc
what.
- ollies number 1 fan @bearclercstappen
wait. so its literally confirmed?
lacy @lestappies4life
guys why did i just find out Ollie Bearman is dating Valentino Rossi’s kid?
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replies -
- lukey @forzasainz
like how did this fly under the radar
- ollie bearman fan @kim1toonelli
we’ve been moving in silence 🤫
lukey @forzasainz
you fan girls are insane.. there almost definitely just friends??
♥ 54.2k 🗨 761
quotes -
- Ollie Bearman @oliverbearman
*they're
[photo of Oliver Bearman winking at the camera whilst Kimi Antonelli pecks him on the lips]
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6.51pm
ollie 🐻
hard launch much
6.54pm
kimi 🍝
how did you even get that past your media manager?
6.56pm
ollie 🐻
no clue mate
just winged it
6.57pm
kimi 🍝
[screenshot of an article titled ‘The newest F1 WAG? Oliver Bearman’s relationship with Valentino Rossi’s child.’]
we are cooked 💓
7.03pm
ollie 🐻
cooked together tho 😉
cooked like a pair of cutie pies 😜
[kimi 🍝 has blocked ollie 🐻 ]
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(a few races later)
Ollie Bearman @oliverbearman
2028 WORLD CHAMPION BABYYYYY
♥ 120.12k 🗨 324
replies -
- kimi antonelli @kimiantonelli
Sono così orgoglioso di te, amore mio
- Ollie Bearman @oliverbearman
❤️