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oh, life’s a wardrobe change

Notes:

guys pls im working on the other fics i haven’t updated in months 😭😭

OKAY ITS FINISHED!! MAYBE EXPECT SOME NAEGAMI NEXT CHAPTER :3

Chapter 1: insert creative group name here

Summary:

anonymous user has added 14 users

anonymous user has changed 14 names

sleep? what’s that??: oh. wait.

sleep? what’s that?? has removed 1 user

Notes:

chat why are people actually reading this

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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anonymous user has added 14 users

 

anonymous user has changed 14 names

 

sleep? what’s that??: oh. wait.

 

sleep? what’s that?? removed 1 user

 

sleep? what’s that??: okay

 

sleep? what’s that??: anyways, guess who’s who :3

 

the braincell: Hello.

 

on the run from the cops: who the fuck added me to this

 

rules: Language!

 

banned from cooking: okay well uh

banned from cooking: that’s definitely taka

 

system has changed 1 name

 

banned from cooking: on the topic of names, hwat did i do

 

will shoot you: you and celeste burned every dish you attempted to make.

will shoot you: how the hell do you light a toaster on FIRE?

 

banned from cooking: okay well uh. it wasn’t that bad.

 

will shoot you: sure, sayaka, sure.

 

system has changed 1 name

 

sayaka: stfu mukuro

 

system has changed 1 name

 

mukuro: okay. continuing.

mukuro: the braincell is probably kyoko.

mukuro: on the run from the cops is definitely mondo.

 

system has changed 2 names

 

kyoko: I’d guess that “Rich Bitch” is Togami?

 

donuts!: it fits sooo..

 

kyoko: Hello, Aoi.

 

donuts!: am i that predictable 

 

kyoko: Yes.

 

system has changed 2 names

 

aoi: well protein is definitely sakura

 

system has changed 1 name

 

aoi: and continuing from the kitchen incident celeste is “this girl is on fire”

 

system has changed 1 name

 

isn't even supposed to be here: godDAMN you’re good

 

aoi: uhh

aoi: hiro?

 

system has changed 1 name

 

sayaka: who’s left?

 

11037: me

11037: i don’t get my nmae 

 

hiro: lmao nmae 

 

11037: shut it

 

snip snip: ..that’s leon

 

11037: toko?

 

system has changed 2 names

 

toko: damn

toko: all thats left is naegi and enoshima

 

kyoko: There’s no way that Makoto is “satan”.

kyoko: That’s Enoshima.

 

system has changed 2 names

 

sleep? what’s that??: yippee!!

 

kyoko: Oh, good morning Chihiro.

 

system has changed 1 name

 

chihiro: aw man :(

 

Notes:

bye pookies