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Welcome to the last party of the weekend! :cheer: :bugcat-cheer: :bunny_party: How’s everyone doin- Hold on, is anyone else sensing that disturbance? It feels nauseating, almost like we’re being dragged into an alternate universe… What is this place?? I suddenly feel like the main character in a story?
As you wake up in a cold laboratory, you squint your eyes to adjust to the lighting. While looking around to familiarize yourself, it suddenly dawns on you – you are now in the universe of Plumbago Capers, but not its canon timeline. You instead find yourself in a popular AU within the fan base that’s set 374 years after the Plumbago Capers novel, where Phoenocats outnumber the human population. The now overwhelming number of Phoenocats have been mind controlling humanity to do their bidding. This subset of people who call themselves “taggers” are the victims of this attack and are akin to mindless zombies, attacking with no rule and no direction.
NINA: Good morning, wrangler. We have been waiting for you. I am NINA, Nina’s Informational Nifty Assistant, a virtual assistant made by Nina Tereschenko. You have been summoned here as the last surviving descendant of Jun Kim | Dominique Pengi. In the last 300 years since your presence in this world, many have attempted to slow down the Phoenocat threat on Olive Island, with varying levels of success. You are now our only hope at protecting the Wrangulator, our last bastion that stands against taggers. You have 2 hours to fend off the taggers before we reach catastrophic levels of loss. The last researcher, Adriana de Sousa, has left me with instructions on protecting the Wrangulator, which I will be guiding you through.
NINA: In order to get started, please enter one of the following rooms:
:arrow_left: for wrangling your bins.
:arrow_right: for other wrangling projects.
:arrow_right: YOU CHOSE: OTHER WRANGLING PROJECTS. These are long distance attacks you can do to prevent Phoenocats from mind controlling more humans. As this is adaptable to your own taggers and the fandoms you choose on the wrangulator, I am unable to give you step by step instructions. I can only hope that these options give you enough ideas. Good luck out there, wrangler.
- updating/making a wiki.
- making a translation run.
- commenting translations.
- advertising for cowranglers.
- making/updating a spreadsheet (renames, freeforms formats, etc).
- updating/installing wrangling scripts.
- updating your wrangling rooms (pins, bookmarks, etc).
:arrow_left: YOU CHOSE: WRANGLING YOUR BINS. Please select which bin you would like to work on:
:standing_person: for Character bins.
:blobhug: for Relationship bins.
:digging_shoveling: for Freeform bins.
:standing_person: YOU CHOSE: CHARACTER BINS. Wrangler, taggers are approaching! Defend your Character bins from taggers!! Quickly, this are the actions you can take to hold them off:
:one: checking your uf bin for canonizable/synnable tags.
:two: wrangling character tags.
:three: researching character tags.
:four: renaming characters.
:five: playing the: is this an OC or a canon character?
:six: checking your unwrangeable characters bin.
:blobhug: YOU CHOSE: RELATIONSHIP BINS. There’s a fresh wave of taggers approaching! You can fight them off by doing the following:
:one: checking your uf bin for canonizable/synnable relationships.
:two: wrangling relationship tags.
:three: sharing crossover rels.
:four: updating rels with disambiguation, renamed characters names, etc.
:five: checking your unwrangeable bin.
:digging_shoveling: YOU CHOSE: FREEFORM BINS. In order to defend the Wrangulator, fortify the walls to stop the barrage of Freeform taggers. WARNING: they are climbing the walls. Act quickly! Your options include:
:one: shovelling your freeforms bins.
:two: RO3 hunting for new canonicals.
:three: wrangling the sludge.
:four: researching/canonizing event tags.
:five: checking your unfilterable bin for synnable/uncommmented translations/freeforms that need sharing to other fandoms, etc.
:six: checking your unwrangeable bin for canonizable/synnable tags.
WARNING: You have 1 hour left to protect the Wrangulator from the attacks of evil Phoenocats and taggers. Please make sure to:
- Grab snacks or food.
- Grab water or other drinks.
- Do some stretches.
- Pet your animals.
WARNING: 30 minutes remaining before the fate of humanity is sealed forever! Protect the Wrangulator from the taggers, wrangler!
NINA: Your 2 hours are up. That was the last of them, wrangler. You saved us against the Phoenocat invasion. The people of Olive Island will celebrate its nameless protector, the wrangler, as a hero forever. Now you must return to your own world.
You find yourself once again in the real world, with hopefully less wrangling tasks to do. This was the last party of the week, see you again in two weeks!