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    After their last mission with Slater, Archer vanished without a trace. Evidence points to a bloody death in a random corner of LA and they're all kind of forced to move on. Four years later, the gang finds themselves in Seattle, Washington, working as a crime lab for the military police (somehow). A comedy of errors walks them into an emergency vet clinic, where they find Archer alive and acting very, very strange.

    Long story short, Barry nabbed him, jammed a chip in his brain, and used it to force Archer to marry him and move to a richie-rich suburb. Fucking wild, right?
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    Randall Reynolds did a lot of messed up stuff when he was in the Marines, and came home with several buckets worth of PTSD (and a HUSBAND, so, eat a dick, don't ask don't tell). Then he got a goddamn TBI. In the years since, he's been having episodes where he thinks he's someone else, and remembers a life that isn't real, and, sometimes, he tries to murder his husband for being a Russian Cyborg.

    Then three idiots show up at his clinic with a sick snake and start calling him by his VERY CLASSIFIED call sign.
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    Archer remembers more than he wants to.

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