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Prologue opens out in the distant void of space.
Narrator: The omniverse, a place of infinite wonder, infinite awe
lots of planets, stars, galaxies and nebulae are seen.
Narrator: Infinite beauty, and only one Planet Earth.
We zoom in on Earth and we see the cities bustling and moving.
Narrator: An oasis in the galaxy we call home. But alongside the wonder, awe, and beauty, it's also plagued by infinite evil, bad guys blowing up stuff and causing mayhem and chaos, banks being robbed, and aliens destroying everything that lives and breathes, who will protect us from all of the evil forces that threaten our universe? Who will confront the destructive forces from all these worlds and dimensions? Who will be the defenders of the omni- *coughs* Sorry, turns out i can’t do the voice for too long, anyways
But then one alien monster explodes and it shows us as Team Speeforce making an entrance.
Jackson (Narrating): TEAM SPEEDSTORM! THAT’S WHO!
A newspaper shows the team defeating a crapton of evil.
Jackson (Narrating): Team SpeedStorm, my team of chaotic misfits...
The team fly out of their estate headquarters to kick ass and take names once again.
Jackson (Narrating): Nothing can stop us, and nothing ever will, cuz we’re too badass, there’s of course moi, Jackson Starkiller, and my team, Striker, our muscle, Vela, our heart, and Surge, who has no real position in our team, and there’s also Lincoln Loud and his sisters, Shadow The Hedgehog, Panty and Stocking Anarchy and our many friends from all over the universe. Together with the help of the most cutting edge technology ever made...
The team were using highly advanced cutting edge technology from thousands and hundreds of years into the future, Surge in particular was using a homing rocket launcher to destroy her enemies.
Jackson (Narrating): scientific tools a bit too advanced...
Lisa, Tails and various scientists were working in the lab with all kinds of chemicals and machines, and lots of explosions of course.
Jackson (Narrating): A massive wealth and fortune...
The team’s safe was filled to the brim with gold and jewels.
Jackson (Narrating): And a bunch of totally radical omnipotent superpowers, Me and my team are on a mission to obliterate every piece of evil scum that ever existed.
They are battling all kinds of monsters that are destroying the cities, terrorizing the areas around them, and ruining lives everywhere. They were knocking out bad guys and throwing them in jail or just straight up killing them.
Jackson (Narrating): There is no rest for the darkness. It's time for mayhem!
Jackson punched a bunch of villains and they went flying.
Jackson (Narrating): It's time for maybe Justice!
Lincoln blasted a bunch of bad guys with lightning and electrocuted them into ash.
Jackson (Narrating): It's time for Sonic Adventure!
The team go to all kinds of distant planets in galaxies in their ships, trying not to crash of course.
Jackson (Narrating): Team SpeedStorm! We may be dumb, but we are Powerful! Radical! And Ready to take on the entire fucking omniverse!
They all fire a powerful blast of energy at a monster and blow it to pieces.
Jackson (Narrating): Team SpeedStorm! They fear nothing and are your defenders! You’re welcome
Jackson: Watch out bitches! Justice has a new name!
They are standing on a building as a phoenix forms behind them in a fiery explosion.
Jackson (Narrating): The Loud House Revamped: Revamped! Rise of Team SpeedStorm! THE GREATEST ADVENTURE OF ALL TIME HAS JUST BEGUN!