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The two drones rushed to the purple one bedroom and closed the door behind. Cyn, who now lives on Uzi’s tail, was sleeping peacefully while having a bow wrapped around her mouth. The couple of robots were home alone as Uzi’s parents went out on a date, and do you know what couples do when no one is at home and the “kids” are sleeping? Exactly! They… write a show’s pilot together.
“Let’s get this started” Uzi said as she took a sheet of paper and sat on her bed. She used her notebook as support for the paper.
“So… do you have any idea of what we’re gonna write?” N asked as he joined his girlfriend on the bed, nuzzling to her side.
“I already have a name ‘The Deathening’, sounds pretty cool right?” She asked with an excited voice.
“Yup! Pretty awesome” He smiled at her.
“It will be a revolutionary story that revolves around everyone DYING!” She said loudly and dramatically “And then we will send the script to glitch productions, they will make our show and then we’re gonna be famous N!” Uzi let out a weird and maniacal laugh “Famous, I’m telling you hahahahaha”
N stared back at her with a dopey and adorable smile “What a great plan honey, we should get started then”
“Right, let’s write the first chapter. Gimme the pen N” She extended her hand for him.
“There ya go” He grabbed the pen with his tail and dropped it on her hand.
The future… so mysterious, so distant, so… dangerous. The drones society collapsed on itself and there is nothing left! The bunkers? They are just ruins! The worker drones? Dead! The disassembling drones? Dead too! The little robotic bugs? They died too! No more prom nights, no more playing gin rummy, no more playing chess with the sentinels, no more dancing in the night sky by the stars, no more doors!!
(N) But the dogs survived, right?
(Uzi) Yes N… the dogs survived.
On the cold and dark city of the Copper-9 planet, there were piles and piles of dead bodies. Drones, humans, or maybe even bugs, it didn’t matter, all of those were tossed into the piles by the violent snowstorms of the forgotten exoplanet. Then something unexpected happened, from the piles of scrap metal and dead bodies, emerged a single drone, rising from the dead just like a zombie. There was no one else, she was the only one left, and her name was Beretta Detonic.
(N) No!
(Uzi) What?
(N) Let’s not give gun names.
(Uzi) Why not? It sounds so cool, “Beretta Detonic” that’s a powerful protagonist name.
(N) She won’t be named after a gun, choose another name… please?
(Uzi) Fine… Noreen BN30.
(N) Uzi!
(Uzi) Okay then let’s go with a classic… AK 47.
(N) Gimme the pen.
(Uzi) Hey!
There was just one drone left, her name was… Sophie Spark.
(Uzi) Are you serious?
Sophie Spark was really sad that everyone died, her peers, her friends, her family. So she decided to build a little friend out of the scrap metal around her, a robotic dog!
(Uzi) N! You’re ruining my vision!
(N) How so?
(Uzi) Everyone is dead! Beretta should be alone, she can’t just build a dog.
(N) Her name is Sophie, first of all. And come on Uzi, can she please have a dog? Please please?
(Uzi) Ugh, okay fine…
(N) Yeahh
(Uzi) But I will decide how this dog will look like, now give me the pen.
Beretta decided to build a dog so the loneliness could be less unbearable–
(N) –Uzi!
(Uzi) Sigh.
Beretta Sophie
decided to build a dog so the loneliness could be less unbearable.
(N) Thank you honey.
(Uzi) Carrying on…
Then something unexpected happened, from the piles of scrap metal and dead bodies, emerged a single drone, rising from the dead just like a zombie. There was no one else, she was the only one left, and her name was Sophie Spark. When Sophie realized she was all by herself, abandoned on a death infused planet, she decided to build a companion so the loneliness could be less unbearable.
Piece by piece, she collected the discarded metal and a few dead drone parts to build her new friend. A few limbs were snapped together, some hinges were screwed tight, she found a long tail with a stinger syringe attached to the end and that was added to the body too. Sophie took bladed hands and attached those to her friend’s limp body who now the only thing that was missing was a head. She looked around and found the perfect head, it had white fur around it’s face, the same fur that coated it’s dog ears.
…And the head also had sharp teeth on a mouth that had the most dopey, fucking silly smile ever seen on the entire dronekind. Seriously, why is a dead drone smiling like that?
(N) Hey! Are you writing the dog to be me?
(Uzi) What? Nooo, why would you think that?
(N) Huh, if the dog looks like that, then I want to write Sophie’s appearance.
(Uzi) Nuh uh.
(N) Nuh yes, now give me this.
Sophie was small, some might call it a shortie even.
(Uzi) How original N.
And in between the piles of scrapped metal, she found a black jacket with black crow feathers around the collar and a purple wig. Though, because Sophie was so small the jacket covered most of her body, wrapping around her like a cape, making her boots the only thing visible. When she noticed how small she was for the jacket, she frowned and pouted at it, making the most cute angry face any drone had ever seen.
(Uzi) I’m not cute! I can be your worst nightmare!
(N) I’m not talking about you honey, I’m talking about Sophie.
(Uzi) Oh yeah, be cheeky like that and I’ll kill the dog.
(N) Noooo.
(Uzi) Well if Sophie looks like that, then lemme just…
…Sophie had the power of God and Anime running through her circuits.
(Cyn) What are you two doing?
Uzi jumped out of her synthetic skin the moment she heard Cyn’s voice behind her. “Cyn!! How did you remove the bow from your mouth?” She asked angrily.
“ Giggles. I swallowed it” Cyn said with her monotonous voice, but you could hear her proudness. “But you didn’t answer me, what is this–” She moved closer to the paper Uzi and N were writing on.
Uzi snatched the paper away and hid inside her jacket “This is private stuff!!” She said angrily but also embarrassed.
“Power of God and Anime? That’s so lame–” Cyn was interrupted as Uzi started to choke her own tail, silencing Cyn.
N just stood there, seeing his girlfriend choking her tail that is also his sister. He let out a sigh “One day they might get along” He picked the pen and Uzi’s notebook and stored them away on a drawer “We’ll finish this chapter tomorrow… or some other time”