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System of a Hoof - Saddle This Album!

Summary:

MLP universe parody lyrics to "Steal this album!" by System of a Down

Warning: triple cringe

Chapter 1: Pink 'N' Pie

Notes:

https://youtu.be/SFjSDlKDThA

Chapter Text

Cupcakes in the oven
Frosting's set
Sprinkles out
Party's just begun!

What a splendid treat!
Cupcake, cupcake sweet!
Every minute, every second,
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!
What a splendid treat!
Cupcake, cupcake sweet!
Every minute, every second,
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!

Sprinkles, frosting, cherries,
Chocolate, lemon, berries, fly!
Sprinkles, frosting, cherries,
Chocolate, lemon, berries, fly!

Friends gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with cheer
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with cheer
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with

What a splendid treat!
Cupcake, cupcake sweet!
Every minute, every second,
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!
What a splendid treat!
Cupcake, cupcake sweet!
Every minute, every second,
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!

Sprinkles, frosting, cherries,
Chocolate, lemon, berries, fly!
Sprinkles, frosting, cherries,
Chocolate, lemon, berries, fly!

Friends gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with cheer
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with cheer
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with

Every pony’s coming on the run
Friends gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with
Every pony’s coming on the run
Friends gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with
Every pony’s coming on the run
Every pony’s coming on the run
Every pony’s coming on the run
Every pony’s coming on the run
Every pony’s coming on the run
Every pony’s coming on the run

What a splendid treat!
Cupcake, cupcake sweet!
Every minute, every second,
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!
What a splendid treat!
Cupcake, cupcake sweet!
Every minute, every second,
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!

Sprinkles, frosting, cherries,
Chocolate, lemon, berries, fly!
Sprinkles, frosting, cherries,
Chocolate, lemon, berries, fly!

Friends gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with cheer
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with cheer
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with cheer
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with cheer
Gather round, gather round
Every party's filled with cheer

Chapter 2: Harmony's Call

Notes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Praj10o2d0

Chapter Text

Well, I have a home, longing to roam
Through valleys, meadows, I'll find where you glow
Signs in the stars, near or afar
I need your friendship, I’m here to seek my
Harmony’s Call,
Harmony’s Call

Hoofsteps we dance, caught in a trance
Your kindness magic, light without panic
Stars in their place, mirror your grace
I need to find you, I’m here to seek my
Harmony’s Call,
Harmony’s Call
Harmony’s Call

It’s never too late to discover new magic
A smile brings forth magic, joy forever after
It’s never too late to discover new magic
A smile brings forth magic, joy forever after
Friendship,

There’s only one true spark in life
A bond that brings us all, makes us one
There’s only one true spark in life (Harmony’s Call)
A bond that brings us all (Harmony’s Call)

Harmony’s Call
Your kindness and magic, light without panic

Chapter 3: Groves

Notes:

https://youtu.be/mGKCvFdNXzg

Chapter Text

Ponies around,
Life in a grove of sparkle,
I wouldn’t frown,
Not short a giggle-chuckle.
Dark in the ground,
But I was right there for you,
Now lifting clouds,
Life in a grove of sparkle.

Seeing you believing, friends retrieving, we’re the magic-bound,
Believing, then dreaming, together forever spellbound
We rise with strong hearts, right in forever spellbound,
We rise with strong hearts, right in forever spellbound

Wearing a crown,
Life in a grove of sparkle,
Cheering the sound,
Not short a giggle-chuckle.
Shadows around,
But I am here to guide you,
Now we have found
Life in a grove of sparkle

Seeing you believing, friends retrieving, we’re the magic-bound,
Believing, then dreaming, together forever spellbound
We rise with strong hearts, right in forever spellbound,
We rise with strong hearts, right in forever spellbound

Rise with strong hearts, in forever spellbound
Rise with strong hearts, in forever spellbound

May I remind you?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
May I remind you?
Your life is in a grove of sparkle

Seeing you believing, friends retrieving, we’re the magic-bound,
Believing, then dreaming, together forever spellbound
We rise with strong hearts, right in forever spellbound,
We rise with strong hearts, right in forever spellbound

Rise with strong hearts, in forever spellbound
Rise with strong hearts, right here in forever spellbound

Chapter 4: Boom!

Notes:

https://youtu.be/fplcOj9nipI

Chapter Text

I've been trotting through your towns
Where all your bits keep churning
Where everypony's busy
And some seem lost or hurting
Towering crystal castles
Reflecting all your fears
A world distracted by screens

Spinning doors and lonely halls
Harmony of ponies
And fear hidden well deep behind these walls
Shining bright will kindness guide
what's it in our hearts tonight
And friends can we rise above
This storm instead of love

Boom, boom, boom, boom
Every time we turn away
A spark of friendship fades away
Boom, boom, boom, boom

Equestrian creation
Should be for celebration
Why are we divided
Why is there such frustration
Nation built on kindness and spreading out the light
But there is still shadows lurking in the darkest night
Let's remember who we are, side by side the magic

Of friendship we cannot hide
So let’s rewrite our tale, dear friend
Choose the path that mends and bends
Let’s bring the kindness back

Boom, boom, boom, boom
Every time we turn away
A spark of friendship fades away
Boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom

Why must we stray from our own kind?

Boom, boom, boom, boom
Every time we turn away
A spark of friendship fades away
Boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom

Every time we turn away

Chapter 5: Kyndnäzz

Notes:

https://youtu.be/YcCBiqt2IDg

Chapter Text

And the little foal stared
To the stars of the night
Wonder and dreams hold of his time
Filly just stared
Hope shining bright
Magic ignites in the glow of her mind

What have we said?
Isn't this their thread?
What of magic?
Haven't they grown stronger,
Through the kindness?

Now the little foal sees
Through the light of his dreams
Friends gather close, lifting him high
Filly just spread
Wings of the dawn
Friends all connect, flying right by her side

What have we said?
Isn't this their thread?
What of magic?
Haven't they grown stronger,
Through the kindness, through the kindness?

What have we said?
Isn't this their thread?
What of magic?
Haven't they grown stronger

What have we said?
Isn't this their thread?
What of magic?
Haven't they grown stronger,
Through the kindness, through the kindness?

Through the

Chapter 6: H.D.D. (Harmony Dream Defenders)

Notes:

https://youtu.be/1xuAzp0nyY0

Chapter Text

We shared our hearts in all we gave,
A world we dreamed, a world to save.
You cast aside what we hold true,
But we still shine in spite of you.

And together strong, we will stand, we unite, with friendship’s light, we will face the night.
The spark of love, that's our true dream
That’s our true dream, that's our true

We will not give up on our world,
With every sparkle, with banners unfurled.
We will not give up on our world,
Right now, right now.

We will not be bound by the past,
We rise together, free at last.
We will not be bound by the past,
Right now, right now.

There is no cloud that's dark enough
To dim the hearts that shine with love.
You tried to twist and change the truth,
But friendship's magic flows anew

And together strong, we will stand, we unite, with friendship’s light, we will face the night.
The spark of love, that's our true dream
That’s our true dream, that's our true

We will not give up on our world,
With every sparkle, with banners unfurled.
We will not give up on our world,
Right now, right now.

We will not be bound by the past,
We rise together, free at last.
We will not be bound by the past,
Right now, right now
Right now, right now
Right now, right now
Right now, right now

No cloud dark enough
Hearts that shine with love
Change the truth

And together strong, we will stand, we unite, with friendship’s light, we will face the night.
The spark of love, that's our true dream
That’s our true dream, that's our true

We will not give up on our world,
With every sparkle, with banners unfurled.
We will not give up on our world,
Right now, right now.

We will not be bound by the past,
We rise together, free at last.
We will not be bound by the past,
Right now, right now
Right now, right now
Right now, right now
Right now, right now-now-now-now

Chapter 7: Apple Jack

Notes:

https://youtu.be/biQmv4fa2Y8

Chapter Text

Hey, Applejack
Is that a sparkle in your eyes?
Hey, Applejack
Is that the reason for surprise?

Hey, where you at?
On the edge of Ponyville, so far?
Hey, where you at?
On the edge of Ponyville, so far?

So far
On the edge of Ponyville, so…

Hey, Applejack (hey!)
Is that the magic in disguise?
Hey, Applejack
Will you not give us your goodbyes?

Hey, where you at?
On the edge of Ponyville, so far?
Hey, where you at?
On the edge of Ponyville, so far?
So far
On the edge of Ponyville, so far?
So far
On the edge of Ponyville, so…

Wake up

Seven AM, sunshine
Bright skies take you away
Silly friends, big grins
Bouncing all around

Seven AM, sunshine
Bright skies take you away
Silly friends, big grins
Bouncing all around

Bouncing all around

The magic's around you now
Your're bound to show your love
Nothing holds you back
Let your heart take flight

You must now face true harmony
Be as kind as can be
You must now face true harmony
Be as kind as can be

Put your hooves up, join us in the song
Put your hooves up, join us in the song
Put your hooves up, join us in the song

Let’s go, friend
Let’s go, friend
Let’s go, friend
Let’s go, friend

Put your hooves up, join us in the song!!

Chapter 8: I-E-A-I-A-I-O

Notes:

https://youtu.be/qrXRC_YLve0

Chapter Text

Pinkie Pie picked another
Party that would make you wonder
Pinkie Pie picked another
Party that would make you wonder, why

Meeting Dash at Sugar Corner
Winks and grins she leans over
Meeting Dash at Sugar Corner
Winks and grins she leans over, why

A kind pony, always helpful
Went through lot still so cheerful
A kind pony, always helpful
Went through lot still so cheerful, why

Magic spells friends beside her
Twilight Sparkle, shining brighter
Magic spells friends beside her
Twilight Sparkle, shining brighter

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-why?

I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why
As we light up the sky

Pinkie Pie picked another
Party that would make you wonder
Pinkie Pie picked another
Party that would make you wonder, why

Meeting Dash at Sugar Corner
Winks and grins she leans over
Meeting Dash at Sugar Corner
Winks and grins she leans over, why

A kind pony, always helpful
Went through lot still so cheerful
A kind pony, always helpful
Went through lot still so cheerful, why

Magic spells friends beside her
Twilight Sparkle, shining brighter
Magic spells friends beside her
Twilight Sparkle, shining brighter

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-why?

I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why
As we light up the sky

I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why
As we light up the sky

Mine delusions with friendship
Laughter joy inside
Elements binding hearts
Rainbows gliding
Love and kindness
One heart, united as one
Bringing magic to every life

I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why
As we light up the sky

I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why
As we light up the sky

Chapter 9: 29

Notes:

https://youtu.be/Z31S7n75cB8

Chapter Text

Magic shines in every place
Friendship’s the key, hearts embrace
Can you break out?
Can you break out?
Will you find out your true grace?

Dreams, so, extraordinary

Magic shines in every place
Friendship’s the key, hearts embrace
Can you break out?
Can you break out?
Will you find out your true grace?
Now will you find out your true grace?
Will you find out your true grace?

Chapter 10: Memories

Notes:

https://youtu.be/M38sE6uKgDo

Chapter Text

Show your spark in every flight
Rainbow soul in moonlit light
Hoofprints gleam as day takes flight

I see memories inside
I see memories inside
I see memories inside
I see memories inside

Papapapa!

Turn around your big old pride
Wooden carts, let's take a ride
You can’t tell me what I feel

I see memories inside
I see memories inside
I see memories inside
I see memories inside

Papapapa!

Fear waits (fear waits)
For us (for us)
When the magic can't be sealed
Away (away)
Stardust (stardust)
Now the night sky can be healed
Fear waits
For us (for us)
‘Til the mystery’s revealed (revealed)
Then fades (then fades)
To dusk (to dusk)
As the starlight ends its meal

Can't you look at my shaved mane
Gone for now, but here again
You can’t find me suddenly

I see memories inside
I see memories inside
I see memories inside
I see memories inside

I see memories inside

Chapter 11: Friendship Song

Notes:

https://youtu.be/QBUlm8JFpdA

Chapter Text

I need, I feel a spark,
A magic in the air,
I never want to lose this light,
And I won’t forget.

The road keeps winding through dreams,
The stars begin to glow,
I guess I'll always find my way
Do you want me to try

To brighten your night?

A rainbow lights the sky,
It makes the world complete,
Wonderful hearts can share the throne,
And I won’t forget.

Sunshine, stars, clouds,
The friendship song complete,
The signs are all leading home,
Do you want me to try

To brighten your night?

Want me to try
To brighten your life?

The purest forms of light,
Our days will never fade away,
The magic in our time,
Our days will never fade away.

The purest forms of light,
Our days will never fade away,
The magic in our time,
Our days will never ever fade away.

Our days will never fade away,
Our days will never fade away,
Our days will never fade away.

Chapter 12: Break the System

Notes:

https://youtu.be/XZ3HQdFZzf8

Chapter Text

I’m just a little bit, bit, bit wild
Just a little bit, bit, bit styled
Just a little bit, bit, bit
Bit! Bit! Bit!

I’m just a little bit, bit, bit bold
With a little bit, bit, bit gold
Just a little bit, bit, bit
Bit! Bit! Bit!

I’m just the pony in black
Just the pony in black
Just the pony going whack, whack, yeah

I am just leading this track
Yeah just leading this track
Yeah just leading this track

Hey! Break the system
Hey! Break the system
Break the system
Hey! Break the system
Hey!

I need to break the sys
I need to break the sys
I need to break the sys

I’m just a little bit, bit, bit wild
Just a little bit, bit, bit styled
Just a little bit, bit, bit
Bit! Bit! Bit!

I’m just a little bit, bit, bit bold
With a little bit, bit, bit gold
Just a little bit, bit, bit
Bit! Bit! Bit!

I am just leading this track
Yeah just leading this track
Just the pony going whack, whack, yeah

I’m just the pony in black
Just the pony in black
Just the pony in black

Hey! Break the system
Hey! Break the system
Break the system
Hey! Break the system
Hey!

I need to break the sys
I need to break the sys
I need to break the sys

You need to break the sys
You need to break the sys
You need to break the sys
You need to break the sys

I’m just a little bit, bit, bit wild
Just a little bit, bit, bit styled
Just a little bit, bit, bit
Bit! Bit! Bit!

I need to break the system
I need to break the sys
I need to break the system
We all need to break the system

Chapter 13: No More Pain

Notes:

https://youtu.be/9I3HSaMvj8M

Chapter Text

Life is but a dream
Drifting on a stream
A stream
Guided by the gleam
Harmony's refrain

No more pain
No more blame
Hope blooms after the rain
You see my heart is real
Watch my fears dissolve
And believe together we’ll never fall
As I turned to light
You held my hoof so tight
And declared that friendship shines over all

I am just a soul
Finding my own role
My goal, my goal
While I find control
In spite of past toll

No more pain
No more blame
Hope blooms after the rain
You see my heart is real
Watch my fears dissolve
And believe together we’ll never fall
As I turned to light
You held my hoof so tight
And declared that friendship shines over all

Harmony's refrain

No more pain
No more blame
Hope blooms after the rain
You see my heart is real
Watch my fears dissolve
And believe together we’ll never fall
As I turned to light
You held my hoof so tight
And declared that friendship shines over all

(Blooms after the rain)

Chapter 14: Heartshapedwaves

Notes:

https://youtu.be/-_Jr1X7k8Jk

Chapter Text

The curious mind is at times just a guide
Leaving the heart to explore for itself
The heart collects undeniable magic
Of friendship’s light and heartshapedwaves
The curious mind is at times just a guide
Leaving the heart to explore for itself
Then the heart sought the endless sky

All rise
Eyes shine

Time feels like a journey at night
The warmth waiting by our side
Laughing in the arms of hope
Caressing our dreams inside

The kingdom’s quests are at times just a guide
Leaving the ponies to explore for themselves
The ponies collect undeniable magic
Through trials, laughter, and kindness shared
The kingdom’s quests are at times just a guide
Leaving the ponies to explore for themselves
Then the ponies found out their strength

All rise
Eyes shine
Now our hearts
Are aligned

Time feels like a journey at night
The warmth waiting by our side
Laughing in the arms of hope
Caressing our dreams inside

Wanting to spread our wings
Wanting to reach the stars

All rise
Eyes shine
Now our hearts
Are aligned

Time feels like a journey at night
The warmth waiting by our side
Laughing in the arms of hope
Caressing our dreams in-

Chapter 15: Boutique

Notes:

https://youtu.be/2_x3eDioeYM

Chapter Text

I have a problem that I cannot explain
I have no reason why it’s so hard to sustain
Have no questions but I sure have some doubts
I lack the reason why I’m feeling all left out

I know, how I feel when I’m without you
I don’t know, how I feel when I’m without you
Without you

Left a letter but it didn’t make a change
I have some recalls, wild as thunder range
Today you saw, you saw me, made me see
Running through clouds and living wild and free

I know, how I feel when I’m without you
I don’t know, how I feel when I’m without you
I, I know, how I feel when I’m without you
I don’t know, how I feel when I’m without you
Without you

I , I know, how I feel when I’m without you
I don’t know, how I feel when I’m without you
I, I know, how I feel when I’m without you
I don’t know, how I feel when I’m without you
Without you

Without you
Without you
Without you

Chapter 16: Skyline

Notes:

https://youtu.be/dbQ3XqaXCyQ

Chapter Text

I wasn’t there for you
I wasn’t there for you

I know the sun rises again
But I can’t find you 'cross the skyline
My heart holds tight to my past life
But I can’t see you through the mist lines

But I wasn’t there for you
You’re far away
But I wasn’t there for
Goodbyes won't stay
Goodbye
I wasn’t there for
Goodbye
I wasn’t there for goodbye
I wasn’t there for goodbye

Well, I know time will heal with lightside
I’ll chase the storm and face the fight
Because your love still shines so bright
But I can’t see you through the mist night

But I wasn’t there for you
You’re far away
But I wasn’t there for
Goodbyes won't stay
You’re far away
But I wasn’t there for
Goodbyes won't stay
Goodbye ahhhhhh

I wasn’t there for you
I wasn’t there
I wasn’t there for you

But I wasn’t there for you
You’re far away
But I wasn’t there for
Goodbyes won't stay

Goodbye

Ahhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhh

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