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It was a normal day at the office.
“NOooOoOoo MY HEADPHONESAJDJIAJSJJDJEJAJJ”
.. nevermind.
In the office, a certain zesty ahh blonde screamed when he found out his beloved cat headphones had fallen off the cabinet and stopped working.
“:(
What do i do..”
Kiat thinks to himself.
“..i guess its time to buy new headphones :(
But in order to save money, im gonna ask kelvin to online shop it for me, i guess.”
-online shopping and yapping later- (I TOLD YOU I CANT WRITE)
“Ok yeah, im pretty sure that’s the exact model of your old headphones!”
“OMG YAYY TYSMMMmmMmmmmmm… I’ll pay you back! But uh, when is it gonna arrive?”
“Uhm, 3 days.”
“.
NO.
HOW AM I GONNA FIND A WAY TO SURVIVE THESE THREE DAYS WITHOUT MY HEAD PHONES???”
“Idk.. thats not my proble-“ before kelvin could finished his sentence, his phone rang. (Typical) “Oh, Arlo is calling me. I’ll talk to you later.”
“DONT LEAVE ME ALON-“ kelvin dashes out of the door (he has a date to catch up to okay guys)
Anddd our Kiat is left alone again.
Solution brainstorming time!
“Maybe i should’ve just bought them in the street across the road.
…
Wait a minute.
Or i could…”
It was a normal day in the warehouse.
Alexei the non grass toucher on his computer, as usual. (IM SORRY ALEXEI YOUR MY FAVOURITEE :[[[ BUT I HAD TO)
*BEEP! INTRUDER DETECTED!*
…nevermind.
At the front door pf the warehouse, stood a zesty ahh blonde, looking at the security camera.
…
…
…
-Kiat texts alexei-
Kiat: LEXEIIII!1!1!1!1!1
Kiat :LEXEII I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS AND I KNOW YOU NOTICED ME AT YOUR DOORSTEP OPEN UP >:((((
Alexei: What. Do. You. Want.
Kiat: you (W rizz IM KIDDING)
Alexei: bye
Kiat: NOO THAT WAS A JOKE OPEN UP ILL EXPLAIN OKK
Alexei: i dont trust you.
Kiat: PLEASEEE I DONT HAVE MY GUN WITH ME AND THIS IS NOT A TRAP PROMISEEEE
Alexei: …
Alexei: fine (this is so un-alexei core but the story has to proceed ok)
Kiat : YAYAYYAYAYAYAYYY
-end of text-
Alexei opens the door. He takes four steps back so Kiat misses his surprise attack hug.
“Now, what did you want to talk to me about.”
“Well… you see… I may or may not have broken my headphones this morning, so….”
“No.”
“What?”
“No.” Alexei repeated. “You are not borrowing my headphones.”
“Pretty pleaseee?? I’ll take good care of it, i only need it for three days! Its not like YOU need them, you live in a warehouse..”
“Will you stop bothering me for those 3 days if i borrow my headphones? AND STOP SECRETLY TAKING PHOTOS OF ME WHILE I TAKE OFF MY MASK TO EAT?”
“Wha- how’d you know?!”
“I’m not the only hacker here, okay? I get notified everytime you take a photo, so stop stalking me.”
“.. :(
Fine :(“
“Thank you. Take them, now dont bother me.”
Just like that, alexei closes the door on the blonde.
*Kiat has aqquired a pair of headphones!*
Kiat heads happily back to the office.
On his head is a pair of black headphones, clearly cherished and clean.
“Somehing feels off.. eh, anyway.”
Kiat continues his work.
-time skip to the end of the day and its time for everyone to leave-
Usually at this time, Kiat would be staying at the office, preparing to talk to his belove- i mean his dearest rival though the screen. (Sob) but he did promise not to ‘bother’ the watcher, so he started packing up his stuff.
-one trip to home later-
Kiat lied on his cozy bed in his (aesthetic) bedroom.
“Hmm… what should i do?” Kiat thought.
“I could….”
He turned his head around and ruffled through his backpack.
Oh no (for alexei).
Oh yes (for kiat).
“thE HEADPHONES!! HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS? THATS IT!”
Immediately, kiat rose to his feet, and began.. lets just say, epic-ly making changes to the poor black wireless headphones.
-epik-
Its been three days since kiat mercilessly broke into Alexei’s house.
-Alexei making the first move caught in 4k (jk) -
Alexei: hey. Its been three days. Can i have my headphones back now
Kiat: yeah tysm pookie for letting borrow them
Alexei: …don’t call me that ever again or i will smash (smash real) your skull.
Kiat: sorry :P actually i alr sent it to you so its at ur doorstep rn. Hehe
-end of discussion-
Alexei looks at the security cams (again) before stepping own of the doorstep to see a carefully decorated package at his doorstep.
He takes it inside (expecting a clean pair of black hairphones) and-
-Alexei makes the first move again <3 -
Alexei :DUDE WHERE MY ORIGINAL HEADPHONES AT
Kiat: wdym?
Alexei: YOU SENT ME A PAIR OF CAT HEADPHON-
Alexei: .
Alexei: .
Kiat: oops! Hey, i’m pertty good and making it tho, right? Hehe. Oops my package came byee~
Alexei: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Alexei: DONT. LEAVE. ME. ON. READ.
Alexei: YOU A HOLE
-end of discussion-
Alexei’s whole face was red (hmm… flustered anger of embarrassment i wonder… hmm… well thats up to you to decide actually)
As flabberghasted as he was with he additional changes made to his headphones, a little bit of him was not really surprised considering that it WAS kiat, and another part of him was quite… happy. Honestly, he was pretty amazed by how kiat can be sometimes. (Idk how2express sorry gays)
*Kiat has aqquired new wireless headphones!*
*Alexei has aqquired mental instability! *
-the end thankyuu 4 reading <33 -