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1. The Gang Starts a Drunken Brawl by CalicoKitty402, TheFearsomeJabberwock, yelloskello

   Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • No category
   • Complete Work

   13 Nov 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Male Altmer Dovahkiin | Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)
   • Female Breton Dovahkiin | Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)
   • Female Dunmer Dovahkiin | Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)
   • Male Dunmer Dovahkiin | Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)
   • Kodlak Whitemane
   • Farkas (Elder Scrolls)
   • The Companions (Elder Scrolls)
   • Mirmulnir (Elder Scrolls)
   • Irileth (Elder Scrolls)
   • Balgruuf the Greater
   • Hrongar (Elder Scrolls)
   • Skjor (Elder Scrolls)
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Alternate Universe - Headcanon Tweaks
   • Multiple Dovahkiin | Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Implied/Referenced Character Death
   • Major Character Injury
   • Expanded worldbuilding
   • Skyrim Main Quest
   • dragon rising

   Summary

   “Anyways, though–we got more important shit to deal with,” Osprey continued, looking back at the sky and unshouldering her replacement bow. “But the good news is, I got a plan, yeah? And it’s a good one.” She moseyed on up to Xantos to give him a whap in the arm. “So–Step one, I get it down. Step two, you cut its head off.” She raised her eyebrows, smiling up at him. “Mmmm?”

   “Sounds more like a checklist.” Xantos told her, looking over. “But I sure dunn’ mind.”

   “You sound more like a checklist,” Osprey mumbled, before starting off towards the tower. “Alright, gimme just like… Fiiiive minutes, tops!”

   Xantos was still watching the sky. “I think you got about two and a half...” he shifted on his feet, bringing his sword down and tapping the tip on the dirt.

   “WHAT?” Osprey called from the distance she’d already covered–before simply waving him off and continuing on her leisurely jog to the tower.
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   The gang makes it to Whiterun, only to find that their troubles doubled.

   Series

   • Part 5 of You're Gonna Go Far, Kid

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