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concepts are things us people make: if we can think it then it can appear but i never thought of two concepts to come to me.
it must’ve been around 1pm before i came back form lunch, my mind debating if i should get a drink first or get changed to go to bed and by the time i was about to nap i heard a knock coming form my door. i groaned a little, why now? i gotten up to go check on it as it knocked again “im coming im coming, geez” the door opens as i lazily looked up to see the two people standing in fount of me.
the lady had a set of colors in her hair, a dress that looked like some child made and skin as black as ink while the other man had black hair with blonde tips, a clock like makeup? and a suit with other clocks. maybe if i wasn't so tired i could’ve actually say how i liked their looks “can i help yo-?!” the lady seemed to shove me out of the way as she enter
”See Tony? isn't is a lovely place to stay?” she spoked out in a sing-song voice. the man that seemed to be called tony walked in and looked around in a bit of disgust “its rather cramped, dear” he said “and rather not my style” of course, i didnt expect anyone else to come over to my place, more or less start to move in so i tried to intervene “h-hey! what are y-” despite my efforts they seemed to ignore me
”im sure we can clean it up sooner or later” this in turn to get on my nerves “what are you doing in my house!?” this somewhat made tony place an hand on my shoulder “you shouldn't much mind to her” i pushed his hand off me “answer me!” this made her finally noticed me “my this one is noisey” she said “can you deal with this one?” i didnt know what she ment before feeling a shape pain coming form my back and into my chest.
i looked down to see something sharp coming out and before i could do anything my vision was started to get blurry and the room was started to get cold
god…god damn it
i thought that was the end of me. the end of my life as two possible killers came into my house and kill me to live there but as my awareness was starting to come back to me it felt like i wasn't on the floor anymore and rather somewhere else. one of my eyes started to open as i could see the two of them tower over me “you’re awake, apologies for stabbing you back there” hey at least he was apologizing now, i must’ve mumbled something but due to my grogginess i couldn't understand on what i told them “but we made a decision now!” the lady was playing around with the hair that was laying on my face.
my body still ache and i wasn't sure if i was still bleeding out or not “we’re gonna be staying with you! now isnt that fun?” she smiled. i looked away and tried to get up, causing a bit of discomfort to my body “’kay but look, if you two are gonna stay i wanna set some rules up” i sat up on the couch to see the two. thankfully it didnt seem i was bleeding anymore and rather somebody out of the two had fixed me up but i’ll pay attention to that after i am done with these two
“firstly….who are you guys again?” the man smiled “well my name is-” ”im paige and this blue guy is tony!” she pointed at tony while giving his introduction. tony had a face of annoyance to her before looking back to me “yes and im tony. i hope we could get along fine ms…” ”vincent” the two of them seemed confused “isnt vincent a boys name?” paige turned her head. to her defense i am not typically a passable guy nor was i an girl so this tented to confuse anyone who would’ve meet me “yeah, im uh, trans…kinda- i never got the focus on my ‘outer-self’ per say but anyways”
moving the topics so that i didnt have to focus on myself for a bit “secondly; i should mention since now you’re living here, you should clean for yourselves. you guys are adults so i dont think that’d be hard for you two to do, i dont think” tony smiled “im sure that wouldn’t be a issue with us” ”cool. thirdly is that i dont think theres a limit on how long you guys stay outside for and lastly is rent. you guys are living here now so it’d be nice if you contributed to the bills if you have jobs or whatnot” while i said that tony seemed a bit annoyed “do you always have to make your guests pay rent?” he spoke out “again, you are going to be staying with me so you dont get a choice-”
the next thing i noticed was the sharp object again being threaten to my throat as paige giggled. to say that i was shitting myself scared because i was being threaten wouldnt be true, matter of fact i was trying to be nice to these people…but i would be lying if i said i wasnt fully scared. this man had a sword and i had nothing to quickly grab in my moment of need “oh my tony! how scary!” paige gleefully spoke out
“dont think you’re getting away so freely dear” he turned to face his rainbow-hair lover “yeaaah. cool, uh” a dumb choice, sure but i slightly touched it to removed it slightly away form cutting my head clean off my body two and to look at the people again “my rules still stand you know?” dispite giving out my rules they’re going to end up live with me either if i like it or not but hey, maybe its not that bad
maybe.