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Groupchat: Friendship is magic
Members: 11
– Sunday, August 25th, 2024, 5:23 PM –
princesszam: oh my god
princesszam: school is tomorrow
baconnwaffles0: girl we have been knowing this i think you’ve been counting down the whole week
princesszam: :(
ashswagin: yeah you've been counting down the whole week
princesszam: sorry!!
princesszam: im just bored of being stuck at home with nothing to do!
ashswagin: wowww
ashswagin: are you saying I am no fun to hang out with?
princesszam: noo
princesszam: i didnt mean thaaaat
ashswagin: :/
baconnwaffles0: god can you two shut up
baconnwaffles0: what is your issue
reddoons: LMFAO
therealsquiddo: girls stop fighting your both beautiful!
ashswagin: you’re*
therealsquiddo: ok actually kill yourself
ashswagin: ????
princesszam: be kind
spokeishere: kindness is overrated
spokeishere: anyways type one in chat if i should pull the fire alarm again tomorrow
therealsquiddo: 1
baconnwaffles0: what?
baconnwaffles0: AGAIN?
reddoons: 1 can you pull it during 1st thats my math class
spokeishere: Yes!
minutetech: Don’t do that
minutetech: i’ll tell them it was you
spokeishere: why are you like the fun police
therealsquiddo: yeah minutetech, do you hate FUN?
minutetech: it interrupts school
spokeishere: no one is doing shit in class on the first day of school
reddoons: we will be in math can you please pull it during my math class
branzy: I’m sorry???
branzy: please don’t pull the fire alarm!
kaboodle: WHAT
kaboodle: I second this???
baconnwaffles0: has this happened BEFORE?
clownpierce: Yes.
kaboodle: oh
kaboodle: i dont think you should do that spoke
spokeishere: i think i should
minutetech: This is going to inconvenience the whole school.
spokeishere: ITS FOR THE BIT!!
ashswagin: you are not going to be able to talk him out of it
minutetech: we did last year
princesszam: i thought we established that he just forgot about it after a while
minutetech: ?
ashswagin: yeah just drop it he has the memory of a goldfish
spokeishere: that is so mean what the heck!
ashswagin: spoke what did you have for breakfast this morning
spokeishere: idk
ashswagin: case and point
baconnwaffles0: LMFAO
spokeishere: ok but who remembers what they had for breakfast in the mornings
princesszam: i do
ashswagin: so do i
branzy: i do
spokeishere: you’re all like smart
spokeishere: that doesn’t count
spokeishere: @reddoons do you remember what you had for breakfast this morning
reddoons: what the fuck
reddoons: i DO remember
baconnwaffles0: ok then what did you have
reddoons: cereal
ashswagin: you don’t even like cereal man
reddoons: Ash…
kyleeff: oh this is brutal
kyleeff: let him have this ash
ashswagin: ok hold on my mom’s calling me for dinner
ashswagin: brb
reddoons: good riddance
reddoons: hope she poisoned that shit
spokeishere: you dont remember what you had for breakfast?
reddoons: no
therealsquiddo: its ok i don’t either :D
minutetech: Oh…
clownpierce: They’re cooked…
minutetech: mhm
princesszam: be kind :(
minutetech: sorry
kaboodle: ok yeah but they don’t remember what they had for breakfast this morning
kaboodle: this is mildly worrying
princesszam: not rlly its just breakfast!
kaboodle: true…
baconnwaffles0: this groupchat SUCKS
princesszam: :(
– Sunday, August 25th, 2024, 8:16 PM–
ashswagin: ok im back from dinner i had to do chores n shit
princesszam: hi ^_^
ashswagin: im gonna go check my schedule finally
princesszam: you haven’t checked it yet??
ashswagin: no
ashswagin: nervous
kyleeff: schedules came out midnight on friday though
kyleeff: you seriously have not checked yet??
ashswagin: no i said i didnt check it yet
kyleeff: but school is tomorrow
ashswagin: wow i didnt know. Thanks kyle.
kyleeff: you really? Didnt know that?
princesszam: he’s being sarcastic, kyle
kyleeff: Oh.
ashswagin: ok im going to check ill brb
princesszam: ok!
kaboodle: i do not know how his ass waited this long to check lol
kaboodle: i checked as soon as i could saturday morning…
baconnwaffles0: i think most people check it asap
baconnwaffles0: i think ash is the exception
ashswagin: I GOT KICKED FROM DEBATE CLUB?
princesszam: HELLO NO WAY?
reddoons: NAAAAHH
therealsquiddo: this is insane.
spokeishere: WHY???
ashswagin: u know why.
spokeishere: NO?? didn’t you win an AWARD for debate club in freshman year?
reddoons: its because of he who must not be named
ashswagin: he’s such a prick
spokeishere: you mean leo
ashswagin: Dont.
ashswagin: he kicked me out for NO REASON
ashswagin: IM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
ashswagin: DONT EVEN TALK TO ME RN
princesszam: ok calm down boy
ashswagin: zam i need this for my resume
princesszam: try emailing him and explaining that?
ashswagin: idk
princesszam: ash if it means that much to you, you gotta fight for it!!
ashswagin: yeah
ashswagin: i guess you’re right
ashswagin: I’ll go email him…
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Notice of Termination
Hello, Ash.
We regret to inform you that you have been removed from this year's Debate Club roster for personal reasons that include members of the club. You were a valued member, and we thank you for joining previously.
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: Notice of Termination
Hi,
I would like to write back to request a reconsideration, as my position in the debate club means a lot to me, and I have won various awards for this club. I also need this on my college and job resumes, thank you.
Hope you reconsider, Ash Swag
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
Hello,
We regret to inform you that your spot has been filled by other members of the Debate Club this year, so we're afraid that the reconsideration will be unnecessary for our council.
If you wish to reapply, please send in an email to us next term with a list of qualifications, awards won and reasoning. Thank you for your email.
Yours, the Debate Club council.
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
Leo, can you please not kick me out of this fucking club cause I need it on my resume for college.
-Ash
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
Hello,
I'm afraid there's nothing we can do about this. Again, thank you for your email, but we will have to respectfully decline.
Yours, the Debate Club council.
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
OH MY GOD WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING ISSUE
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
Hello,
We are afraid there's nothing we can do.
The Debate Club Council
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
WHAT DID I DO????????????????????????????? I DIDNT DO SHIT TO YOU??????????
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
Some of our members on the council feel uncomfortable about the fact that you are in the Debate Club with them, so for this term you have been removed from the roster. Thank you for the email.
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
SOME MY ASS. IVE CONTRIBUTED TO THIS DEBATE CLUB MORE THAN OVER HALF OF THE MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
Despite the fact that you have contributed to the club greatly, our council have discussed the fact that one of us have become uncomfortable with you and we've decided that it is for the better if you were removed from the roster for this term at the least. Thank you for the email.
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING PRICK I DIDN’T EVEN DO SHIT
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
oh my god STOP emailing this account it's over NOBODY SAID YOU DID ANYTHING ASH can you please get a grip and give up dude. GET OVER IT.
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
You’re kicking me out so OBVIOUSLY I’VE DONE SOMETHING??? I am not GIVING UP I NEED THIS ON MY FUCKING COLLEGE RESUME YOU ASSHOLE.
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
GET OVER YOURSELF NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU DOING SOMETHING????? can you please give up bro this is literally why im kicking you out. JOIN ANOTHER CLUB I DONT KNOW???? JUST GET GOOD AT ANYTHING BUT DEBATE???? FUCK OFF
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
KYS
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Notice of Termination
yeah ok very mature of you. very debate club worthy man. whatever you fucking say
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Private DMs between princesszam & ashswagin
– Sunday, August 25th, 2024, 9:27 PM –
ashswagin: i give up
ashswagin: whatever im not even mad
princesszam: ash :((
princesszam: im sorry
princesszam: i know you like debate and stuff
ashswagin: i dont even see what he gains from this
princesszam: idk either,
princesszam: but its late and we do have school tomorrow
princesszam: so i gotta lay down
ashswagin: yeah
ashswagin: i do too
princesszam: feel better soon ash!!
princesszam: love u lots
princesszam: goodnight!!! ^^
ashswagin: lyt, gn