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Alexander draped himself over Richard's desk. His baby pink fluffy dressing gown separated at his thighs to reveal his thigh high black stockings and his black latex hot pants. He crossed his legs slowly and seductively making sure Richard could see his pink platform stilettos.
"Hello Richard... I've been waiting for you all day long.' he said in an amorous tone
Why don't you come upstairs... I have a surprise for you!"
Richard stopped typing and swivelled slightly in his chair so he could fully see Alexander
"Not now dear I need to finish this Thursday murder club book then write a few more questions for house of games. Maybe in the morning?
With that Richard turned back to his laptop and resumed typing.
Alexander hopped off the desk and turned his back on Richard.
"Fine, I see how it is. I have Josh Widdicombe now anyway! Goodbye Richard "
And with that he flounced off into the night.