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Me, myself and Yeosang
My invisible diary
Another person tried to get my number today
I just don't see the appeal
Like
I sit there, minding my own business, trying to put on
my best bitch face and people still come up to me with
their stupid smiles and eyes dragging down my body
thinking they have the best pick up lines in the world
that will make me say ‘hey yeah absolutely, here's my
number i really didn't mind you disrupting me with your
stupidity'
Seriously
Wanna know the pick up line the guy used on me
today?
Get ready
‘As long as i have a face, you'll have a place to sit’
I mean
Honestly, he should just be glad my skateboard was
at my feet
I told Hwa and Joong about it and while Hwa was
trying to make me feel better and giving me tips on
how to ignore these people i'm pretty sure Joong is
about to be arrested tonight
Which i'm happy that he cares for me that much
But if he's in jail then he won't be able to buy me lunch
Anyways, im sure Hwa will keep him down like a good
dog
Until tomorrow antics <3
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Bestiebrosbeforehoes
Minmaths
Yunhoooooooooooo
I'm nervous
What if no one likes me? What if I have to
deal with only you this semester? I won't be
able to survive!! 😢
Goldielocks
Min, babe, you are one of the cutest boys I have ever
had the pleasure to know! Everyone is gonna be swanning
at your feet! And if they don't then they have me to answer
to!
Minmaths
Stoooooooppp!!
It's just hard knowing that i might be one of the only new
people this year y'know??
Its fine, i'll be fine, it'll be fine
Goldielocks
When the days over we'll meet outside the library and we
can go pick up some food, your choice sweetheart!!
Minmaths
Are you paying? 😏
Goldielocks
Ofc my main man! Now get ready cause i can still hear you
rolling about in your bed, go get showered eat something
and go make some friendsssss!!
I'm just about to leave to my classes so make sure your outta here
in 25 minutes or i'll send a sniper
Minmaths
Yes officer Jeong.
Goldielocks
😘
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Engineers do it with precision 🍆
Foxieee
You absolute traitor!!
Yunhoeee
wait
What have i don't already?
It's only like 11am
Foxieee
You neglected to tell me you had a big juicy man starting
my course today! And that he lives with you???
Yunhoeee
Aw damn, i totally forgot you also do maths you big geek
In my defence Woo, yous were gonna meet eventually,
probably
Foxieee
The slander coming out of your mouth… or your phone
just now! Well just to let you know he's my baby now
I'm taking him home with me
Yunhoeee
What would San think?
Foxieee
Come on Yunho, Sannie would welcome this massive man
with open arms!! Can you imagine the three of us in a
sandwich?????
Also i've just shown Mingi a picture of Sannie and he's down
for a threesome
I can see it in his eyes
Yunhoeee
Do not corrupt my baby!
If anything at least invite me
Foxieee
Hmmmmmmmmm
Will need to ask Sannie
I mean you're hot but, you're also known y'know??
Mingi?? Hes fresh meat 👅
Yunhoeee
Gee thanks Woo, stop distracting my boy and please just
be normal friends with him for now
Foxieee
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yunhoee
Not one bit of you is listening to me huh
Foxieee
Mangi says he’ll see you later for food
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Me, myself and Yeosang
My invisible Diary
Shit shit shit shit
I need to go and hide down a fucking sewer drain and
never come out
I am a MESS
Fucking sit on my face guy was hanging around outside the
library and i have no time to deal with an asshole today
So I rush buy him right?
Get on my skateboard the minute we leave the building
Not even thinking about the fact it's the end of day and it's gonna
be real busy
But no stupid Yeosang has to be stupid and as I ride I look back to
see if sit on my face is coming after me (like why would he we
aren't in a movie ffs) and I knock into this fukcing brick wall of
a man
I cannotttttttttt!!!!!
The drink he was holding is now drenched over his stupid white
Tshirt, i can now see EVERYTHING and then i notice his phone
In pieces
On the floor
But what does Yeosang do??
Just keep skating
I didn't even stop
I am an arsehole and now the rest of uni are gonna hear about it
and i will forever be the mean faced demon boy who broke JEONG
YUNHO'S PHONE
Please i am gonna disappear
Bye
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Gayperdayfamily 🏳️🌈
My favourite mum
Sangie? You've been quiet for the last couple days
It's only the start of the semester, is your course giving
you too much work?
Dilf
You're right hes been way too quiet
Tell me who i need to punch
I saw that kid who verbally assaulted you the other day
You wont need to worry about him anymore if that's what
you're thinking about
My favourite mum
Why wouldn't he need to worry
Hongjoong
What did you do
Dilf
Absolutely nothing…
…
…
That wasn't deserved
My favourite mum
Is this how we are teaching our child to behave??!
Do you want Sangie to go around and threaten people??
Dilf
Well no, he won't have to, I'll do it for him.
My favourite mum
You're a nuisance
We’ll have words later
@goldenchild
Where are you? It doesn't usually take this long to reply
Dilf
Maybe he's studying? Or sleeping. I'm sure hes fine, also i'm
Gonna have to skip tomorrow nights dinner, one of my undergrads
needs help with a part of a melody he's getting graded on and it's
the only time the rascal is free
My favourite mum
Okay.
Dilf
Are you angry?
My favourite mum
Of course not
Enjoy yourself and me and Sangie will too.
Dilf
Seonghwa please
I'll make it up to you i promise
My favourite mum
Nothing to make up. I'm running late for class.
Bye.
Dilf
Seonghwa it's 5pm
Seonghwa
Seonghwa
Honestly that man, you're so lucky I lo… we love you.
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Me, myself and Yeosang
My invisible diary
Its Thursday now
I haven't messaged in a couple days, i couldn't even tell
you what i've been doing except perhaps, hiding
I haven't seen him around, not that i'm hiding from him! But you know
I just don't want to be ganged up on or something
I've been trying to work out a plan to maybe pay for his coffee
or something but for someone so popular he's apparently hard
to find
But anyways
Maybe it's best I just forget about it. Tbf if he comes to me with a
bill or something i will just say to dad to give me some money to
pay him back. Not like he needs it anyways
Other than that, the weeks are boringly
The classes are okay, were starting to learn about European
folklore in my history of literature class and i'm actually quite
excited
I reallyyyyy need to message hwa back but i read their chat
and it seems they've got their own thing going on. But i'll see
him tonight anyways, he’ll be cooking something delicious
as usual and then ill at least get to see his pretty face all night
Feeling like shit this weekend but here's hoping it passes quicker than
usual
Until tomorrows antics <3
Unknown
Um, sorry I think you have the wrong number?
My invisible Diary
What the fuck????
Who is this
Why do you have this number??
Unknown
This is my new number, you are the one messaging me
My invisible diary
A new number
How the fuck
Just
Fucking hell
Just forget everything you saw
Unknown
Now i feel bad
Sorry, honestly I broke my phone a few days ago and my
provider couldn't give me access to my old number
Considering what your name is on this I assume this is your
invisible councillor or something?
My invisible diary
Please just ignore everything you read
There's a reason i speak to a broken number
Unknown
I will honestly but at least let me know if you're okay
My invisible diary
Why tf do you care
Im sorry strange person but this is so deeply embarrassing
I don't know what to do here
I have been messaging this number for 3 years
I don't know what to do
Unknown
Hey, well, if you want you can keep messaging me?
And i wont reply
Let's be honest we probably don't even live in the same place
Or
You could message me still and I can give you advice? Or even
just try and make you feel better by telling you my own shitty
stories about what happens to me, cause i'll tell u something
My week has also been shitty
My invisible diary
… okay
Tell me something
Unknown
Okay so do you want a big thing or a wee thing first
No innuendo intended
My invisible diary
A big thing, i need something to get my head clear that I
am in fact talking to a real life person right now
Unknown
A childhood friend of mine has moved in with me this week
and about a year and a bit ago we slept together just as
a bit of drunken fun
My friend then proceeded to tell me, after we had finished
that he had been in love with me for years, instead of being
serious my drunk brain decided to have a giggle and say to
my friend that he's obviously just playing around and he agrees
Because i don't feel any romantic feelings back
The next morning i decide to play the amnesia card and just
say i enjoyed the sex
My friend grins and agrees and we never spoke of it again
Hes now staying with me after transferring and as much as
I love him. I can still feel the way he stares at me. And if it
would make him happy i would sleep with him again, my
own heart be damned
I know its a shitty situation and i sound like a dickhead but
my head is not being very helpful otherwise
My invisible diary
Wow
Bro thats, that's a lot
Could you fall in love with him? If you tried?
Unknown
I don't think so
I don't know why, he's handsome, he's sweet and hes
my best friend
I just dont think i could love him like that
My invisible diary
If he's still pining after you you might need to sit down with
him like an adult and talk
Then he could get on with his life y'know?
Unknown
See that sounds good on paper but, i am a bit of a shitebag
Like I am a coward at the best of times
My invisible diary
Give yourself a bit of time just do not sleep with him again
even if he asks for it. He may want it now but he and you both
will regret it
Unknown
Okay
Now
Um since i've gave you a look into my shitty life do you feel
better about yourself?
My invisible diary
Well i don't feel worse
Can i ask
What's your name
Unknown
Promise you aren't a fairy and going to use my name against
me?
My invisible diary
That's ridiculous
You're ridiculous
Unknown
I don't know, that's exactly what a mythical being would say
My invisible diary
I am not a fairy, i won't use your name against you
But you could also give me a fake name and i wouldn't know
Unknown
Its Yunho
Can a fairy give me its own name? Does the power move
over to me if you tell me?
My invisible diary
Utterly ridiculous
But no, if a fey decides to reveal its own name the humanoid
who gains it wouldn't be able to use the power because it has
no magic.
And my name
Its Yeosang
Unknown
Yeosang, that's a pretty name
Very mythological like
Lets me be brazen here then, can i get a picture
Just incase you have wings
My invisible diary
Yknow, this is the longest i've ever really talked to anyone
that isnt my two hyungs and i should be creeped out
But you actually are quite funny
I'm not gonna send you a picture tho, but youre funny
Yunho
Unknown
Thank you Yeosang
I will get a selfie out of you yet!! But in the meantime
let's keep talking, I can absolutely be your therapist for you
if you need me to be, or just a silent ear
My invisible diary
Why though
Why would you want to listen to me
Unknown
Maybe because I'm a nice guy? Or maybe because I
Have actually enjoyed getting out my own problems
Annnnnd maybe because i enjoyed this conversation
My invisible diary
Right
okay
I'm not going to say im gonna still treat this number as my
diary but i'll try
Okay Yunho you have my attention
Unknown
It's an honour
I do have to get back to trying to make dinner and i'm sure
you have a Hwa to go and drool over so lets message tomorrow
I'll leave you a wee something though
My invisible diary
I do not drool over Seonghwa
Wait what are you doing
Unknown
My invisible diary
Oh
Okay
Hi
Bye
I need to go
Unknown changed ‘ my invisible diary’ to ‘ Fairy boy’
Unknown changed ‘ Unknown’ to ‘ Handsome boy’
Handsome boy changed the group chat name from ‘ me, myself and Yeosang’ to ‘ Everyday I’m Struggling’