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“Good evening!” Interviewer grins. “Tonight we’re gonna-”
“It’s morning.”
“What?”
“It’s morning, you imbecile.” Violet repeats, as polite as ever.
“Er– right. Good mornin’ folks!” Interviewer tries again. “Today we’re gonna have a small chat with our beloved cast of ‘Adamant Heart!’”
“Here we have the loving protagonist, Wolfgang Ravenswood!”
“Debatable,” protagonist’s equally loving sibling Bane murmurs.
“Call me Wolfie.” Wolfgang smiles.
“His sibling Bane Ravenswood,
“And Lady Laurel Oleander!”
Laurel waves her pretty hand.
“And the vampire duo, Ciel Sterling and Violet Bythe!”
“G’morning.” Violet says.
“Shoulda kept it as evening,” Ciel adds with his infinite amount of wisdom.
Wolfie leans into the couch behind him, Bane smacks him. Laurel is sitting uncomfortably between the siblings and the vampires, watching as Ciel and Laurel argue about how the introductions should’ve gone.
Interviewer sighs, although he maintains his annoyingly wide and happy-go-lucky grin. “Let’s start, shall we?” He continues, ignoring the chaos that starts to brew behind him.
The interview begins.
“So tell us, Wolfie, what are your thoughts on the fact that you hooked up with a guy who turned out to be the cause of your shame?” Interviewer asks.
“I was kinda surprised,” the hunter admits, shrugging. “Hurts more, though, that Laurel’s image was stained because of me.”
“Hmm. Sucks to be betrayed by your future boyfriend, doesn’t it?”
“Wait a minute, future who?--”
Violet cuts off Wolfie, interrupting very sweetly, “At least the mission was complete.” She purrs.
“Motherfu-” Bane shuts up, sighing with an eye roll.
“Uhh- anyywayy…” Interviewer smiles awkwardly. “Violet. We see sometime in the first chapter’s 10th episode, how your partner Ciel runs around and hooks up with locals. You didn’t seem too happy about it. Care to share your feelings on that?”
Violet’s eyes flash. No, she really doesn’t seem too happy about it. “If I had a say in it, I would’ve cut off Ciel’s cock long ago. At least it would’ve stopped his distractions.”
Ciel gasps indignantly. “How dare you! I’ve been by your side through all our missions!”
“Oh don’t you even start with me!” Violet hisses back.
“The twilight rip-offs are at it again.” Bane adds helpfully.
“Next question!” Interviewer turns to Laurel. “M’lady, it was all because of Wolfie and his shenanigans that your reputation was put at stake, of course also because of Ciel. How angry would you say you are?”
“Oh me?” Laurel looks up. “Not angry. Just nervous.”
“Y’know, I honestly don’t blame Wolfie. I trust him alot, and everyone makes mistakes.”
“He is a mistake.” Ciel deadpans. Wolfie leaps to his feet. “And what about you?! The oh-so-wonderful vampire who gets captured by ’a mistake’!”
Ciel also stands up, his teeth bared and ready to bite (which in the wrong context sounds so wrong).
This was a mistake. Interviewer sweats nervously. “Calm down, boys! You two are already fighting like an old married couple!”
A cushion was lobbed at his face.
“WELL-” Interviewer splutters. “Moving on!”
“The diamond is stolen, Ciel is in jail, Wolfie and Laurel’s reputations are at stake!
“What direction do you guys think the story is going in?”
Violet of course, spoke up first.
“Well, let's hope the diamond stays stolen. I rather like the plot’s direction.”
“I don’t!” Wolfie exclaims, offended by Violet’s words. “My job is on the line!”
“Who’s fault was that?!” Ciel decides to rub salt into the wound, mocking Wolfie. “The guy who couldn’t keep it in his pants!”
Bane hisses at the vampire. “Oh, look who’s talkin’! What about you? You were literally the guy he laid!”
“Fuck off!” Violet snaps back at Bane. “You just eat!”
Laurel watches as hell unfolds with a blank stare, sipping a glass of coke, enjoying her life.
Interviewer turns to the camera with a terrified grin. “Well folks! Violet ain’t wrong! The cast will be going to eat now, so see ya next time!”
A lamp on the side explodes.