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Ep1: Take 2 The Skies!

Numbuh Two(Codename kids next door) vs Skye(Paw Patrol)

Numbuh Two aka Hoagie P. Gilligan jr, 2x4 tech/aviation expert of the kids next door!

Skye, the lovable aviation cockapoo pup of the paw patrol!

Announcer: Both are lovable aviation fanatics with awesome pilot skills, but who would win a race through the skies?

 In the town of Adventure Bay, Skye was soaring through the air in her jet. Normally she'd use her helicopter, but the jet was just so much more fun for her.

“Ahhh, I just love the air blowing through my fur, so refreshing!”

 The cockapoo puppy would hear a beeping noise from her GPS grid screen, telling her there's an unidentified aircraft around her area. 

Said aircraft being what looked like a bathtub that has been souped up with plane parts and junk parts. The plane had zoomed above Skye,causing her jet to swerve around in circles; it was none other than Numbuh Two, AKA Hoagie Gilligan of the Kids Next Door!

“Whoooooo! I'm gonna do a barrel roll!” The pilot kid shouted with excitement before doing a barrel roll move, Skye was impressed by the speed of an oddly built plane so she sped up to catch up with Hoagie. The KND operative noticed something catching up to him on his GPS screen, wondering who or what it was. He noticed a shadow casting on him and his jaw dropped after looking up to see what was above him.

“Hey flyboy, new in town?”

Said the cockapoo pup, who was flying above the boy, upside down while having at him with an unhappy frown.

“Ya know, how reckless you were being? ya threw me off balance with your bath-plane-thingy!”

She scolded

“Hey it's no thingy! It's my T.U.B.A.D.U.B.!”

Numbuh Two said, defensively before bragging about how it's one of his favorite and best creations. Skye just rolled her eye's and gave Numbuh Two a little smirk.

“Well if it's so great, let's see if it's true.”

“Lookin’ for a race?”

Hoagie sounded determined to beat somebody in a race, this will be fun.

“Then you got a race, no rules!”

Hoagie pushed the button on the control panel, this activated the ketchup cannons from the plane's wings and shot ketchup in Skye’s face. 

“Ack! What the?! Ketchup?! Who uses ketchup as a-”

“Last one to The Dino Wilds is a rotten chili-dog!”

The pup would be cut-off by Numbuh Two shouting in a megaphone, Skye activated a tiny robot arm holding a napkin from her jet, which wiped the ketchup off her face, the pup sneered.

“Oh it's on now!”

Skye kicks things into high gear,her jet blasting off through town! Since there were no rules, she wasn't scared to activate the new tennis ball blasters as she started blasting at Numbuh Two. The balls struck his plane, one of them hitting the boy in the head. 

“Ouch! Oh so you wanna play ball, doggy?” Hoagie said mischievously before activating his soccer ball cannons and shot back at her.

“Then fetch the ball's!”

Skye would get whacked in the face by some soccer balls, she growled in frustration then used her jet's laser cannons to shoot at the incoming balls while also trying to blow up one of Hoagies wings.

“How about you fetch some lasers, huh?!”

Hoagie yelped as he flew out of town and into the mountain's, Skye chased after the boy, still shooting at him. Hoagie climbs up while doing a spin, he activates the canned corn cannons then shoots rapidly at Skye’s wings. The pink jet was taking some serious hits, leaving dents all over it. Skye’s lasers finally blasted one of Hoagie's wings off, causing him turbulence and making him fall from the air.

“Sweet Yipper cards! I'm hit! I'm hit!”

Hoagie panicked, his plane looking like it was about to crash right into Skye’s. 

“Gang waaaaaay!!!”

The two pilot's scream in terror, they both hit their eject buttons and got launched into the air then activate their aviation packs, Numbuh Two with his F.L.A.P.P.U.H. pack and Skye’s jetpack. Both planes crashed into each other and impacted the mountain, leaving them demolished.

“My jet!”

“My T.U.B.A.D.U.B.!”

They both shout, the two pilot's give each other competitive glares for a few seconds before they both blitz through the woods. Skye was swirling around Numbuh Two, looking at him with a smug smile and blowing a raspberry at him.

“Better keep up, BuzzBoy, I'll say hi to the dinosaurs for ya!”

“Not if I get there first! Your victory is extinct!”

While the two started bumping into each other as they flew through the forest, Everest the husky pup was outside her cabin where Numbuh 30c was selling snow cones to people.

“Here ya go, talking doggo.”

Numbuh 30c said, using his snow cone machine to fill the huskies dog bowl with a raspberry flavored frozen delight.

“One raspberry flavored snow cone, or snowbowl in this case.”

“Mmmm! This is delicious!”

Everest was slurping on her frozen treat, licking her bowl.

“I wish Skye was here to try-”

“Hey Everest what's up?!”

Skye said quickly as she zoomed past in the sky, followed by Numbuh Two swooping down like a hawk catching its prey and snatching himself a snowcone.

“Thanks for the treat, Numbuh 30c!”

“Hey you gotta pay for those!”

Numbuh 30c shook his fist angrily.

“Wadda think that was about?”

“I don't know.”

 Everest said, confused about this situation. The two pilot's fly back into town with Skye in the lead. She laughs triumphantly thinking she had this in the bag until Numbuh Two got out his M.U.S.K.E.T. then started blasting mustard trying to hit Skye.

“Like mustard with your hotdogs?”

Hoagie jokes, Skye swirls and swerved around dodging the condiment blast. 

“Eh, I prefer chili with my dogs.”

Skye responded, with each mustard blast she dodged, the shots ended up hitting cars, a mailbox, a lady's who just got her hair done and the mayor's tulip garden. 

“Hehehe! Nice shots but you gotta do better if you wanna catch the best air pup in Adventure Bay!” The two fly across the beach where Zuma and Numbuh 1-Love enjoy sharing mango smoothies together. They swirled around the lighthouse and flew across the sea at accelerating speeds, Skye climbs up then divebombs herself into Hoagie, knocking him off course.

“Gaaaaah!”

 He was sent flying into the jungle then smacked face first into a palm tree.

“Ooof!”

  “I'll say hi to the dinosaurs for ya!”

Skye mocked,zipping past through the tree's as Hoagie growled in annoyance. The boy used the tree as a catapult and launched himself afar, getting ahead of the pup who had a big shocked look on her face. 

“There's di-no way you're winning!”

Hoagie said

Skye giggled at his joke, somebody laughing at Numbuh Two's jokes? That's a new one.

“Hehehe! You're funny! You make up your own jokes?”

“Well I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty much the funniest guy in my sector.”

Hoagie crossed his arms proudly.

“So the funny man huh? Well I got a joke, knock, knock!”

Skye snickers, having a great joke planned.

“Who's there?”

Hoagie asked 

“You're.”

“You're who?”

“You're behind!”

The cockapoo laughs as she zooms past him.

“Haha! That's pretty f-HEY!”

Numbuh Two goes after Skye, they flew in and out a monkey temple, Skye had a pair of monkeys jumping on her jetpack. The primates' antics make the pup crash into a mud puddle. Numbuh Two was heading towards the cave that led to the DinoWilds, Skye got out of the mud puddle and shook the muck off her fur before kicking a rock. The rock got knocked into a big boulder and splits open revealing mighty crystals inside it.

“A mighty meteor?”

Skye got up close to the broken rock, her eyes sparkled at the sight of the mighty crystals inside it, a crystal magnetized onto her pup tag and caused her to float high in the air without the need of her pup pack.

“Oh ho ho ho! Speed boost! Let's see if that kid can handle Mighty Skye!”

She blasted off as a pink streak of light causing a sonic boom and zipped into the dino cave, Numbuh Two was flying through the dino jungle, believing he was about to be victorious.

“Haha! Nobody can stop the best pilot of the kids next-”

Skye dashed past him, making the knd operative spin around out of control.

“W-ooooooh! Aaaaah! Oof!”

Numbuh Two crashed into a palm tree and fell on top of Jerry Rassic and Miss. Goodwall, who were spying on a few dinosaurs they planned to catch for experiments.

“Uuugh, okay that's it!”

Hoagie pulled the string on his F.L.A.P.P.U.H. and it switched onto hyper jet mode, the jets roared loudly and blasted him off into the air, leaving behind smoke. Jerry and Goodwall coughed as the smoke cleared and they were now surrounded by angry dinosaurs that heard the commotion.

“Oh dino droppings.” Jerry and Goodwall whimpered in sheer terror before being chased by dinosaurs, Numbuh Two caught up with Skye and gave her a smug grin.

“Miss me, doggy? I dunno how you got better speed but it's not gonna keep me from victory!”

“Not if I get to the Dino Lookout first!”

Skye spat, both aviation fanatics using their goggles binocular settings to get a look at the Dino Lookout from a far distance then decided that was the finish line. The two dash through the jungle, Skye uses her mighty strength to punch through boulders in her way while Numbuh Two activated his pack's pickle blasters then started shooting at Skye.

“Eat pickles, pup!”

Skye got hit by a few pickles then retaliated by creating a pink whirlwind.

“Eat whirlwinds!” She shot a pink tornado at the boy, spinning him around and around, then flung him at some palm trees that bounced him all over the place like a pinball. 

 “And Skye takes the lead again! That'll teach him not to mess with a member of the paw patrol, hmph!” Skye would be met with a splatter of mustard in the face by Numbuh Two, who was nosediving at her with his M.U.S.K.E.T and pickle blasters. 

“You just don't know when to quit,do ya?”

Skye smirks then does an Immelman turn, throwing more whirlwinds at Numbuh Two. 

“Kids Next Door never quit!”

Numbuh Two declared before doing the split-S move then shot a blast of pickle juice at Skye.

“Neither do the paw patrol!”

Skye used a whirl wind to direct the incoming pickle juice at Numbuh Two's face. From the Dino Lookout, Rex the dinosaur expert pup was just watching this battle with the building's telescope.

“What in the Cretaceous Period is going on out there?”

Numbuh Two and Skye could be seen flying straight towards the Dino Lookout, Rex's eye's shrunk while having a worried expression.

“Oooh this is gonna be messy.”

Rex pushes a button on the wall that opened up the window then piled up a bunch of bean bags and pillows together.

“Hope this works.”

Skye and Hoagie both zip through the open window and they both crash into the pile, causing pillows and bean bags to fly all over the place.

“Haha! I won!” Skye cheered, jumping on top of Numbuh Two's belly as the kid was laying on a pillow knocked down and groaning.

“Looks like this kid was too small for a race this big.”

“Nuh Uh! I won!”

Numbuh Two objected.

“And I definitely would've gotten here faster if it weren't for your weird power gem thing”

He pointed at the crystal attached to the pup's dog tag.

“Um for your information it's a mighty crystal, and I would've gotten here faster if it wasn't for your creative gadgets, so i win, i win! Yip! Yip! Yip!”

Skye jumped on Hoagie's stomach a few more times, tickling the kid.

“Well i-*snickers* well I would've won if-*snorts* Hahahaha! Stop jumping, it tickles!”

Numbuh Two was rolling on the floor laughing, he picked up Skye and gave her headpats. The pup wagged her tail from getting her headpats and barked happily.

“Aaaw, you're too adorable!”

The boy hugged the pup with joy.

 “I can't stay mad at a face like that, And do you really think my gadgets were cool?”

“Totally, you were a good opponent back there, you aren't too bad.”

“You're a pretty cool flier yourself…..uh, name?”

Hoagie asked, sitting on top of a bean bag chair as Skye sat on a doggy bed.

“Skye, canine pilot extraordinar.”

“I'm Hoagie but call me by my codename, Numbuh Two” 

Timeskip to the two going back to the forest, taking their crashed vehicles and repairing them by combining them together into a two person jet-plane that they fly in together into the sunset while they enjoy some warm, yummy chili dogs.

END TRANSMISSION 

Next time On Calamity Clash: Princess Bubblegum vs Baroness Von Bonbon 

(Adventure Time vs Cuphead)

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Episode 2:"Sweet' n Sour"

The job of a ruler is to take care of their Kingdom and be a Fair leader but these candy theme the Royals don't seem to have the best morals

Princess Bubblegum, ruler of the Candy Kingdom!

 and Baroness Von BonBon, ruler Sugar Land!

Both are candy themed rulers that are sweet on the outside, but have some questionable morals, and we're here to decide who would win a Calamity Clash?

Location: Sugar Land 

Bubblegum had entered SugarLand through a portal with her Banana Guard army, she was riding on her swan. Baroness Von Bonbon watched them from a distance with a telescope. Bubblegum spoke out with her megaphone.

“Baroness Von Bonbon, you've been a potential threat to my kingdom,surrender now or face my guards!"

“Hehehehe! You're such a silly gal!” The Baroness laughed like a psychotic mad-women.

“You really think you have authority over my kingdom? How cute, but this Baroness ain't going down with a battle, and i aint gonna sugarcoat the beatin’ you're gonna get, minions attack!”

The Baroness’s candy army held their giant lollipops then charged into battle, both armies ran at each other and clashed into battle. Soldiers on both sides were battling each other with their candy weapons, lollipop axes swung around slicing and dicing! Rattleballs was carrying the army, slashing his sword at enemies like the flying waffle and the candy corn minions. The giant peppermint came rolling out of the castle, flattening any banana guards that were in its way. Bubblegum flying around on her laser shooting swan, shooting lasers at the castle. 

The Baroness would get out her candy cane shotgun and was shooting back at the princess.

“”Princesses are so overrated! Baroness’ are far better anyway!”

“You take that back you butt!”

Bubblegum's swan gets shot, causing it to crash land on top of the castle. She fell onto the roof, got back up then ran at Bonbon, punching her in the face with her pink heart gauntlets, then kicking her gun off the roof. 

“Come at me, bro!”

The two would then get into a fist fight, punching each other in the face until Bonbon tackles the princess and starts pulling on her hair maliciously, having a big,evil grin on her face.

 Bubblegum kicked her off of her, some of her hair getting torn off. 

“Alright, let's see if you like my electro-gun!”

Uses her blaster to shoot Von Bonbon's head off.

“Haha! I win you dweeb!”

The Baroness regenerates a new head, she had a smug smile on her face, while Bubblegum had a baffled frown

“Hahahaha! Looks like I'm a-head of the game, Bonnie!”

The Baroness would pull off her head, throwing it at her while regenerating, she'd repeat this tactic as Bubblegum kept shooting at the incoming heads that were laughing at her.

“I can keep doing this all day, Bubble-Brains! Candy Troops! Help me put this sourpuss to bed!”

The gumball machine man jumps out and rapidly spits gumball projectiles at Bonnie. She'd get pummeled by gumballs,slipped on one and fell off the castle.

“Aaaaaaahhhhh!!”

She luckily fell on top of a giant gumdrop, she growled, throwing her gauntlets off her hands.

“That's all you got, ya pink freak?!”

“Ya know I like your fightin’ spirit, missy, so I'm gonna give ya a 10 second headstart to run for the hill's.”

Von Bonbon giggled, having something up her sleeve. Her house grows big,yellow eyes and its entrance turns into a mouth with rows of candy corn teeth, it roars like a total monster as it grows giant arms. 

“Oh Gumdrops...RUN!!”

Bubblegum and her army ran away screaming in fear, the candy castle chased after them and started eating some banana guards alive. The castle monster was coming in on Bubblegum, The Baroness grinned evilly as her eyes were swirling with insanity.

“Hehehahahahaha! That's it my castle, chew up that bubblegum until she's nothin’ but mush!”

“Crap! Crap! Crap! The Morrow, SCREEEEEEE!”

she called for her giant hawk, the giant bird came swooping down from the sky at great speeds and picked her up with its claws.

The bird flies around the castle, the living structure tried swatting at the bird but it was too fast for him.

Princess Bubblegum closes her eyes and focuses on her candy elemental powers, she blasted soda and mentos from her hands at the castle. 

“See ya never, Sugarcube-Brains!”

The mixture would impact the castle, blowing it apart and sending Baroness Von Bonbon flying high up into the air, flinging her far away from the distance.

“Raaaaaaaaaaagh! I'll be baaaaack!”

She crash lands into a giant cake, face first. Bubblegum pats herself on the back and grinned.

“I think she's had enough sweets for one day.” 

KO!!!!!

Next time: Johnny Test vs Timmy Turner 

(Johnny Test vs The Fairly Oddparents)

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Episode 3: Testing The Odds

Boys will be boys, they'll play rough, mess around and be mischievous, but these aren't your average kids.

Johnny Test the human lab rat!

 Timmy Turner the Troublesome godchild!

And we're here to decide who would win a Calamity Clash?

Johnny Test feats: 

Johnny X suit

Raygun

Spy car

Turbo charged backpack 

Wave making surf board 

battle mech

Super Soaker

Static Animator

Timmy Turner feats: 

Magic jetpack 

Cupids arrows 

Star Flinger 

Easter egg bombs

Magic tooth floss

Magic ice suit

Heat vision 

Spider powers

Turbo Timmy suit

Location: Porkbelly

Timmy flew to town in his magic jetpack, he ran inside the local video game store and looked around for the new Uncle Duck video game.

“Please be here, please be-YES!”

He spotted the last copy of the new game on the shelf and rushed right towards it with his hand out. But as he finally grabbed it, Johnny also grabbed it.

“Hey dude, sorry to say but this game's mine” Johnny said in a condescending tone, trying to take the game but Timmy pulled it back from him, the two started to play tug-of-war with the video game.

“Are you deaf, BeaverFace? I call dibs!”

“No way! I had it first! Get your own!”

Timmy argued.

“But this is the last one, let go!” 

Johnny pulls out his super soaker and blasted a stream of water at Timmy, making him let go of the game and sending him flying out of the store.

“Gaaah!”

Timmy crashed into a teddy bear stand, dizzy and was seeing stars. He regained focus and growled in anger.

“Haha! Finally I can't wait to play UncleDuck!”

Johnny said, running out of the store after finally buying the game. He jumps into his spy car and drives away. Timmy flew after him with his jetpack, got out his exploding easter eggs then started throwing them at Johnny. The flame-headed kid saw him in his rear view mirror, he swerved around the road dodging the egg bombs.

 “Woah! A bit early for Easter, isn’t it?”

Johnny exclaimed.

“You give up, buddy? Just gimme the game and I'll be on my way!”

“In your dreams, see ya!”

Johnny hits the boost button and speeds off, taking a u-turn. Timmy speeds after him, he tosses his last easter egg bomb and it hits the car, the explosion sending Johnny flying into the air screaming and flailing his arms around. Timmy then gets out his magic tooth floss, lasso's him by his left foot and spins him around in circles.

“Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! I'm getting green!”

Johnny's face was turning green, he almost puked but held it in. He untied his left shoe, sending him flying across town. He pulled out the wave making surfboard then got on it. The surfboard generated a giant wave that Johnny surfed, coming towards Timmy.

“Cowabunga, dweeb!”

Johnny got out his raygun and started shooting at Timmy, the buck-toothed boy flew away trying to get away from the wave. As he flew around, his eyes started glowing pink. Johnny raised an eyebrow at this and ducked down, dodging the pink eye lasers Timmy was shooting at him.

“Woooooah! Didn't see that coming!” 

He said surprised, both boys kept shooting lasers at each other until Johnny finally zapped Timmy, causing him to crash into a tree at the park.

“Gotcha! Let that be a lesson not to mess with Johnny Test!”

Johnny while riding his mobile wave on his way home, his wave suddenly was frozen in ice. Johnny looked down, wondering if something was wrong with the board. He noticed Timmy dressed in a blue winter coat, which gave him ice powers that froze the water. 

“Oh C'mon! Where are you getting all this cool stuff?!”

“Internet.” 

Timmy casually answered before powering up his eye lasers and shot at Johnny's surfboard, melting it. Johnny fell, sliding down the frozen wave. He gets out his high tech kung-fu headband and belt, giving him awesome kung-fu skills. He spun around doing cool poses and taunts Timmy.

“You're not so bad, kid. But my sister's tech can counter anything you can throw at me, no matter what internet site you order from!”

Johnny jumps at Timmy, combo punching him and combo kicking him across the park, sending him crashing into a swingset. Johnny ran at Timmy screaming.

“Hiyaaaaaaaa!”

“Get ready to feel the love!”

Timmy gets out his cupid bow and arrows and starts shooting them at his opponent. Johnny dodges the arrows.

“Haha! You missed me!”

He laughed, grabbing Timmy by the shirt collar and lifting him up as he raised his fist for a knuckle sandwich. Timmy just let out a little smirk and says;

“Did I?”

Suddenly, a bunch of girls Johnny's age grouped up around him as they were hit and affected by the love arrows. Johnny looks nervous, lets out a gulp, looks at the camera and breaks the 4th wall.

“Oh geeze, I'm cooked.”

He lets go of Timmy and runs off, losing the game while the girls chase after him with hearts in their eyes. Timmy grabbed the game and jets off chuckling, Johnny ran away trying to get away from the hoard of girls. He turns on the turbo action backpack and commands it to fly him out of this situation. The high tech backpack activated its rockets and booster Johnny into the air, he soars through the sky looking for Timmy.

“Now that I'm free from a ticket to smooch-town, where's that pink hatted punk with my video game?”

He spotted Timmy flying through the air in his jetpack. Johnny scowled, got out his laser gun and shot at one of the magic jetpack jets. Timmy starts falling from the sky screaming, he crashes into a tree, dropping the game on the ground. Johnny lands down and takes the game, sticking his tongue out at Timmy mockingly.

“You ready to surrender, kid? Let's end this before things get uglier than my Dads meatloaf.”

“Timmy Turner never gives up!”

Timmy uses his spider powers to climb down from the tree, gets out his star flinger and shoots magic stars at Johnny, who ducked down and flies around dodging the magic stars. He pushed a button on his watch, activating a battle mech from his sister's lab, which came flying over to the battle. Then he gets out the static animator ray and blasted the mech with it to bring it to life

“Random stuff, beat up the beaver kid and get my game back!”

“Yikes!” Timmy ran away from the army, the giant robot. He avoids its punches and rocket launchers, Timmy hides behind a tree but the robot rips it right out. Timmy remembered he still had his star flinger, he shoots at the mech, the magic stars transforming the mech into an ice sculpture. Timmy proceeded to melt it with his heat vision, he switched into his Turbo Timmy suit, flexing as lighting came from his arm pits.

“Think you can take on Turbo Timmy?”

“Tubo Action Backpack, mutant ray!”

His backpack activates the mutation ray, zaps Johnny, turning him into Johnny X.

“Let's see if you can handle Johnny X, hurricane hands!”

Johnny's arms turn into tornadoes and blow strong winds at Timmy, Timmy resisted the strong winds by grabbing onto a lamp post but was blown away into the air. He lifted up his arms and used his powerpits to blast lightning at Johnny, the flame-headed kid getting zapped up into the air. Johnny flies at Timmy and punches him into a building, Timmy super jumps back at Johnny and kicks him into a pond. Johnny shapeshifts into a T-rex and charges at his opponent, swinging his tail at him. 

“Not so fast, dino-dork!”

Timmy grabbed his tail and used his suit's super strength to swing and slammed him around like a kid rough housing with a ragdoll. He then power punches him far away, Johnny morphed back to normal as he was sent flying towards his house and through the window to his bedroom, he landed on his bed knocked out and saw stars. Timmy picks up the Uncle Duck video game and jumps up into the air cheering.

“Woooo! I sure showed him! Now i can play UncleDuck in peace!” Timmy uses his suit to power jump away from town.

KO!

Next time: Plankton vs Mayor Humdinger 

(Spongebob vs Paw patrol)

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Episode 4: Chummy Rivals

Rivals, competitors that characters are always butting heads to see who is superior. 

Plankton! Owner of the failing restaurant called the chum bucket an evil scientist!

Mayor Humdinger! Incompetent Mayor of Foggy Bottom! 

Connections

• Both are the main antagonist of their respective series, both have some skills in inventing, 
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• have a rivalry with the main characters bosses (Mr. Krabs/Mayor Goodway), 
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• Said rivals have a far better establishment that are popular with people, while the rivals get no visitors.
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• Plankton’s feats: Advanced technology, survived getting crushed multiple times, toon force, high intelligence, robot army, mind control helmets 
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• Mayor Humdinger feats: kitty catastrophe crew minions, gadgets, cloning machine, robot-cat (turns into a robot tiger when in contact with a mighty meteor), turns into a hulking giant when in contact with a mighty crystal/meteor, multiple disguises

It was a mediocre and foggy day at the town of Foggy Bottom, Mayor Humdinger was just chilling out on his lawn chair on the beach enjoying carrot and lettuce flavored candy.

"Aaaahh, such a nice day it is, no annoying kid and his pups to bring me down. Just me with veggie flavored sweets."

The surface of the water would start rippling, and the man noticed a large, green tank rising from the sea with a robot army and Plankton riding inside a robot-fishbowl. Humdinger fell off his chair in disbelief, Plankton used his robot's megaphone saying....

"Good day, surface dwelling fools! I, Sheldon J. Plankton, will start the grand opening of The Chum Bucket Mega Bucket here!"

The robots would instantly start constructing the new restaurant on the beach as Plankton laughs triumphantly.

The Mayor threw candy at the robot furiously, he walked straight up to him to give him a big talking to.

"Hey! This is my beach! And as Mayor of this town I demand I see a building permit! If you don't-"

"Robots, destroy this monopoly man knock-off." The microscopic creature ordered his minions, the robots all ran at the man. Humdinger ran into his cave lair screaming in fear, he went into his lab and activated his cloning machine that he had re-constructed.

"That green freak thinks he's the only one with minions, huh? Well two can play at this game!" He goes inside the chamber and replicates himself multiple times and the hundreds of Humdingers charged towards the robots and they fight each other. The Mayor gets his cousin, The Cheetah, and his nephew, Harold over to the lab.

"Cheetah, Harold, we got a microscopic menace out there threatening our great town!"

"It's not that great." Harold muttered.

"Just activate Meow-Meow and stomp that one-eyed freak!"

Cheetah got in her race car, running over robots while Harold got the remote control to the robot kitten, zapping it with the zapper ray that turns it into a robot tiger. 

"Raaaaahh! Meow-Meow attack!" The robot feline roared, she ran into battle, clawing at Plankton’s robot's like Krab-Borg and Sponge-Bot.

 Karen watched this alongside her husband with worry.

"What are your orders, sweetie? We're getting cooked out there!"

"Send in more bots, I'll bring in the big guns!"

Plankton gets out a remote and pushes the big, red button. His white, giant robot version of himself rises from the sea and it fires its death-ray at The Cheetah. The female racer drives away from the blue ray blast.

"Try to keep up with me, tincan! The Cheetah is the fastest racer in the world!"

She tries to lose the giant mech but it manages to kick her race car hard, sending her flying out of town and over to Adventure Bay where Sky and Numbuh Two were on the beach, analyzing a mighty meteor that crashed. The two saw the incoming race car heading their way then flew away with their jetpack. Cheetah crashed into the ground, falling out of her car, she grunted in frustration then noticed the glowing meteor,getting an evil grin.

Back at the battle field, the robots were beating up the Humdinger clones brutally, vaporizing them, punching them with giant spiked fists and crushing them. Plankton watched laughing triumphantly.

“That's it, my minions! Riot! This has been fun, now I'm gonna go punch the head mustachioed dork.”

He pilot's his fishbowl exo-suit and rockets himself over to the cave.

 Meanwhile Mayor Humdinger, his nephew and kittens watched from on top of the cave. The man was cheering for Meow-Meow to slash through the robot's.

“C'mon kitty! It's bad enough that I lose to a kid and his dogs, No way am I losing to that jerk!”

“Wow, you lose to some snot-nosed little kid and his pets?” Plankton laughed, hovered above Humdinger in his suit.

“And they say I'm a failure, now hold still so I can punch you.”

Plankton operates his suits first, about to punch him. Humdinger yelped, got on his Kitty Carrier vehicle then used his remote control to drive away, Plankton chased after him shooting at him with his suits death ray. Harold and the Kitty Catastrophe Crew were worried until Cheetah came driving over at super speed, her car full of mighty meteor bits.

“Grab some mighty meteors, kid! You know what to do!”

Harold grabs a meteor, gains his technopath abilities then holds out his hand. He started levitating the Plankton-Bots into the air, then combined them together to create his giant robot, before creating himself his super villain suit then flying inside his robot. The Plankton Mech would attempt to punch it in the face, but Harold's robot flies into the air with its jets to dodge the attack. 

Plankton’s mech would blast its death ray at Harold, but the boy dodged and used his robot's freeze ray to freeze his opponent into a block of ice.

“What a pathetic, frozen mess! Maybe it could use a nice trip?”

Harold's robot activated its teleportation ray to teleport the robot into the sky beside it, Harold then makes his robot punch its opponent so hard that it breaks into pieces, shattering the Plankton-Mech into tiny,frozen snowflakes. The blonde kid laughs evilly before he starts freezing Plankton’s minions left and right. 

Humdinger was driving his car carrier around the battlefield, avoiding Plantation who was shooting his laser gun at him. The microscopic villain vaporized the mayor's vehicle,causing him to fall into the sand. Humdinger covers in fear as Plankton’s had him cornered.

“Hahaha, it's over, mustache. I, Sheldon J. Plankton, am gonna build his new restaurant on this foggy dump!”

“Wait! I'm too handsome to die!” Humdinger cried.

“Yea, yea, you're a spitting image of beauty.” Plankton said, passive aggressively. Before he could shoot, one of the mayor's kittens, now powered with a mighty meteor, used their super strength to knock Plankton’s fishbowl mech far into the sea.

“Meow! Meow!” 

“Cat Rubble! You saved me!”

The man has his cat, snuggling him with joy.

“I know somebody who's getting a new cat toy for their birthday!”

Plankton sank to the bottom of the sea, he was very irritated and decided to pull out the big guns. He got out a remote, pushed the red button and his second Plankton Mech, this one being green, had risen from the sea floor. Plankton rides the mech, having it jump out from the water and land on the beach. It threw its first at Harold's robot, punching it hard enough to send it flying far across the town before doing the same to The Cheetahs race car, as he kicked it out of town.

Humdingers Eyes widened in horror seeing the giant robot and panicked, one of his kitties let him use a mighty meteor piece. Humdinger tucks it into his suit pocket and grinned.

“Time to get mighty!”

Humdingers skin started turning purple, was growing large in size, getting muscular as he roars like The Hulk.

“Raaaaaaaahh Humdinger smash puny,green runt!” 

He and Plankton charged at each other, they punched each other's fist so hard that it caused an earthquake. They then started wrestling with each other, Plankton put him in a headlock while Humdinger was punching his robot in the face repeatedly. The purple giant managed to free himself and threw him into a big mountain then jumped at him, punching the mech on impact and started wailing on it. Karan decided to call in the tank and fighter jet by sending a wifi signal, the fighter jet was soaring out from the sea, shooting missiles at Humdinger while the tank shot at him at the same time. 

The Mayor got hit by the projectiles, knocking him down onto the ground. The Plankton mech grabs him by the shirt, picks him up then punches him into the ground multiple times.

“And now to finally end this nonsense, fire the death ray!”

The mech's eyeball grows green, powering up a powerful energy beam before zapping Humdinger with its laser. The Mayor screams in terror as he gets completely vaporized,leaving behind nothing but his tophat. Plankton would laugh evilly in victory as he minions and wife cheered for him.

“Wow, I'm impressed.” Karen said, sounding actually impressed by her husband's brutality.

“You've actually got a win for once.”

“It's no secret formula but hey I'm not too picky.” Plankton said proudly, time cut to all of Foggy Bottom now being renamed “Chummy Bottom”, with the town now being a futuristic town populated by robots and chum restaurants. Cue Humdinger's cats and family members at his funeral.

KO!!!