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The Everything Chat

Summary:

KnowsEverything has created a new group chat

KnowsEverything has added SmartGreenandAngry, Cooking, ReasonableRhodes, LiteralRobot, Scary, Birdbrain, thatsCap, CapsFriend, AntObsessed

 

KnowsEverything: alright ya little weirdos

KnowsEverything: this is a chat now so deal with it

thatsCap: I'm so confused.

KnowsEverything: I said deal with it

AntObsessed: hi! :D

CapsFriend: why is this my name...

SmartGreenandAngry: wait, what's happening?

~~

Adding to the collection of generic Avengers chatfics on here! More stuff will be added over time and idk when I'll update it but this has been sitting in my drafts for a while and I thought finally posting it would motivate me to write more. Eventually. Probably.
This is my first post, so just... keep that in mind. It's probably trash but whatever. The Internet is anonymous. ~~~ >:]

Chapter 1: The Chat is Born *dramatic hand waves*

Notes:

some names: (not everyone in this chapter, but that's because their names are revealed in the fic)

KnowsEverything - Tony Stark
SmarGreenandAngry - Bruce Banner
Cooking - Pepper Potts
RoadtoImprovement - James "Rhodey" Rhodes

 

Also, hi! Welcome to my first (published) fic! :D I haven't posted anything yet bc I felt like whatever I post first has to be really good, but then I realized that I was setting unrealistic expectations for myself, so here's this little plotless shitposting gem. (There will be swearing in here btw, so please take care of yourselves and dni if that's something you don't feel comfortable reading.)
I will be updating this basically whenever I feel like it. Yeah. That's it, that's the sentence.
This is exactly what it sounds like, gen z (younger part of gen z to be specific) avengers + other marvel characters attending American public high school (probably not a very realistic one, let's be honest here) and texting. Bc cool :) (I usually am way better at writing than this but it's past midnight on a school night before the school week begins so deal with it. - But in a non-threatening way.)

So ummm idk what else to say, let's get on with it! (I'll probably regret this when I get up in the morning.)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Science Bros (TM)

4:50pm

 

KnowsEverything: So... I may have skipped class again...

SmartGreenandAngry: ...

SmartGreenandAngry: of course u did

SmartGreenandAngry: i'm assuming u need the homework?

KnowsEverything: Yess plss

SmartGreenandAngry: alright, fine

SmartGreenandAngry: [attachment.homework.pdf]

KnowsEverything: Ty Brucie-Bear! I owe you one!

SmartGreenandAngry: you owe me like 5 ones alreafy

KnowsEverything: **already

KnowsEverything: Now I only owe you 4 

SmartGreenandAngry: not hiw it works

KnowsEverything: *how

KnowsEverything: Down to 3

SmartGreenandAngry: ...

KnowsEverything: [smirkemoji] 😏

SmartGreenandAngry: [eyerollemoji] 🙄

KnowsEverything: wait i'm bored let's start am emoji battle! :D

SmartGreenandAngry: no

SmartGreenandAngry: and also

SmartGreenandAngry: *an****************

KnowsEverything: [enragedfaceemoji] 😠

SmartGreenandAngry: :)))))))

 

 

 

Og middle schoolers

5:21pm

 

KnowsEverything: guys I'm sad.

RoadtoImprovement: ???

Cooking: Did you forget smth at school again, or...

KnowsEverything: The classmate I asked for the hw from wouldn't emoji battle me [disappointedfaceemoji] 😔

Cooking: Oh gee, I wonder why

KnowsEverything: So rude of him. Like he doesn't even know who I am or smth.

RoadtoImprovement: I don't have time for this...

KnowsEverything: Wait maybe I should add him to this chat ! Revenge

RoadtoImprovement: who even is this kid?

KnowsEverything: u know bruce?

Cooking: Banner?

RoadtoImprovement: But he didn't even go to the same middle as us so technically-

RoadtoImprovement: No. No, he should not be added.

KnowsEverything: Awwww

KnowsEverything: ...

RoadtoImprovement: ???

KnowsEverything: ...Maybe I'll just have to make a new chat then...

RoadtoImprovement: Oh, no, he did not

Cooking: RHODEY NO, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

RoadtoImprovement: you know, you two are always saying that

RoadtoImprovement: but I'm pretty sure I'm the only reasonable one in here.

Cooking: **has left the chat and is no longer listening**

RoadtoImprovement: yep. Only one.

RoadtoImprovement has changed their name to ReasonabeRhodes

 

 

 

KnowsEverything's New Chat

5:58pm

 

KnowsEverything  created new group

KnowsEverything added SmartGreenandAngry, Cooking, ReasonableRhodes, LiteralRobot, Scary, Birdbrain, thatsCap, CapsFriend, AntObsessed to the group

 

KnowsEverything: alright ya little weirdos

KnowsEverything: this is a chat now so deal with it

thatsCap: I'm so confused.

KnowsEverything: I said deal with it

AntObsessed: hi! :D

CapsFriend: why is this my name...

SmartGreenandAngry: wait, what's happening?

ReasonableRhodes: Tony, wth is going on here? Who is everyone?

KnowsEverything: 1) I had an idea just go with it 2) SmartGreenandAngry is Bruce B, Cooking is Pepper Potts, ReasonableRhodes is Rhodey (James Rhodes), LiteralRobot is Vision, Scary is Natasha, Birdbrain is Clint Barton, thatsCap is Steve Rogers, AntObsessed is Scott L, and actually idk who CapsFriend is, that's all they were listed as in my phone

KnowsEverything: and obviously I am the ONE

KnowsEverything: the ONLY

KnowsEverything: Tony Stark! (the great and powerful)

ReasonableRhodes: Idk who half these people are

CapsFriend: I am extremely and INTENSELY offended rn

CapsFriend: Sam Wilson

KnowsEverything: Oh yeah, that's righ

thatsCap: I assume you meant to say "right"?

KnowsEverything: >:(

thatsCap: ? What does that symbol mean?

CapsFriend: It's a frowny face, "Cap"

Birdbrain: Guys do you smell it?

SmartGreenandAngry: ?

Birdbrain: the Cap

Scary: come on

Scary: there's nothing to even be calling cap right now

thatsCap: ?

Scary: (although I have to admit, that works well)

Birdbrain: ty ty

KnowsEverything: We should change your name to memebrain

thatsCap: Wait, what??

CapsFriend: Urban Dictionary, man. Urban Dictionary. Look it up..

CapsFriend: okay THAT'S IT

CapsFriend: I AM SICK OF THIS STUPID NAME

CapsFriend changed their name to Isamsickofit

Scary: accurate

KnowsEverything: ...one could say the same about yours

Scary: I know where you live, yk   >:\

KnowsEverything: And my point has been made

AntObsessed: hi :)

Notes:

Please tell me if you notice any typos! Also if I write anything offensive or that didn't sit right with you, don't be afraid to comment and give suggestions on how to fix it if possible. I never want my writing to make anyone feel unsafe. <3

Thx sm for reading! I hope you liked it and if you didn't I hope you can find something more relative to your interests. Stay safe out there! (Especially if you're stuck in the USA like me :') ) Make sure to stay hydrated and do everything needed for you to function properly and have comfortable emotions. Stay strong, life sucks but we can do this.