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*WHIZZ! SPLAT!*
“BUCK NOOOOOO!” eddie screams as buck falls to the ground after being shot.
*SCREEEECHHH!!* a car comes speeding around the corner, driver unaware of the first responders serving cunt on the street. “BUCK!!!!!!!!” bobby shouts when the car runs him over. bucks shoe gets caught on the car and he is dragged along as the driver gets spooked. imagine: bird. the driver opens the door and dives out just as the car goes over the edge of a cliff dragging buck with it. “AHHHHHhhhhhhhh…” bucks voice trails off as he falls off the cliff and into the ocean below with a SPLASH!
“OMG HES DROWNING!!!!!!!” chim yells
“NOT THE KILL YOUR GAYS TROPE???!!” hen exclaims
“NO WE HAVENT EVEN FUCKED YET” eddie complains
“ENOUGH!” bobby manages to say over the top of the kerfuffle. he rearranges everyone so they’re standing in a line near the edge of the cliff where buck is fighting for his life below. he clears his throat to say “118……… assemble.”