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Odysseus: hey guys today im gonna be pranking troy with this wooden horse
Crew: thats cool
Odysseus: the prank is that we will ~commit war crimes so bad that prison would be an understatement~ hug them all super tight yeah haha
Crew: yay haha so funny
Troy: no
Crew: ALRIGHT ILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU
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Odysseus hadn't heard the last part but it was probably bad, the next time he blinked he would see Troy on fire.
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Zeus: hey wake up
Odysseus: huh?
Zeus: its time for your mathematics test
Odysseus: why?
Zeus: 4 x 2
Odysseus: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..9-
Zeus: you cant count?
Odysseus: yeah....
Zeus: drop this infant instead
Odysseus: huh?????
Zeus: hehe