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Mycroft and Sherlock are standing in a hospital. Mycroft gives Sherlock a cigarette.
Sherlock (taking his first breath): Ew what the fuck why you giving me this shit low tar?
Mycroft: Because you’re a little baby bitch and can’t handle high tar.
Sherlock: says the one with half a pack of low tars.
Mycroft: bitch I was trying to do something nice.
Sherlock: No you were trying to have a smoke. And in a hospital too Mycroft!
Mycroft: oh fuck off
Mycroft walks out of the door.