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Err laid in bed, alone.
He and his partner, Ignignokt, had failed to burgle the Aqua Teen’s house and were chased away after the cops were called, running straight to their ship.
Once they were off the planet, they did what they always did when thwarted.
And that was “Shootin’ the Bird”.
After a couple minutes, Err stopped to make dinner (microwaving leftover fast food), but Ig kept still, even if his dinner plate went cold.
Soon enough, Err felt tired, he assumed Ig would follow him to their bedroom. But, he never moved an inch, leaving his boyfriend to sleep all by himself.
Err began to think about Ig, why couldn’t he just let it the fuck go and get on with his night?
Guess it was up to him to fix it, and he sucked ass at fixing things.
He stood up from bed and began to walk towards their living room, where his boyfriend stood, flipping off earth from the window.
“Hey man, you’ve been standing here for a long time now.”
Ignignokt surprisingly responded quickly with a “Mhm, I am. I’m just making sure it’s known that I am indeed pissed off.”
“Ig, it’s been like 2 hours, obviously, they know, can you just please get to bed, I’m tiiired~” Err tried to sound dramatic, as an attempt to show his frustration.
“Err, please. Il go to bed when I’m done.”
“Nuh uh, you are going now or I am going to kick your ass and make you eat your own shit.” He grabbed Ig’s hand and began to drag him.
Despite him being larger, he was surprisingly light and easy to drag and toss into bed.
Err slipped under the covers while Ig lied with his arms crossed.
The smaller male notice and scooched over to slither into his crossed arms nuzzling into his chest, tucking him under the covers as well.
Ig couldn’t help himself anymore and ruffled his partner’s magenta hair lovingly, a tiny smile plastered on his face.
He yawned before speaking again “I guess I shall express the rest of my anger tomorrow…” his breath became slow, signaling he had fallen asleep.
Err giggled to himself, feeling a need to do one more thing. He placed both hand on Ig’s cheeks and kissed him gently, pulling away after a second.
His face was still inches away before-
“boo.” Ignignokt said in a monotone voice. A smirk plastered on his face.
Ig’s eyes always looked shut, so you could never know if he was asleep or not.
Err jumped back before Ig pulled him back in for another kiss.
They both giggled to themselves before actually falling asleep.
After he woke up with Err snoring loudly against his chest, Ignignokt didn’t feel that pissed anymore.