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eichi has a problem that he can’t see
despite your efforts to put him at peace
eichi can’t function without his tea
and at this point you and your friends are seriously considering an intervention.
eichi says he can control his caffeine
eichi says, “i can drink as i please”
you really want to punch eichi in the teeth
but that won’t solve his problem with tea
hiyori says (with love), “i fucking hate this guy”
you say, “that doesn’t fit with our rhyme scheme”
hajime says, “let him eat cake”
you say, “that doesn’t make sense and also doesn’t rhyme”
tatsumi says, “this will affect his sleep”
you say in relief, “see, this guy gets me”
but none of you have the right to speak
‘cause all five of you are addicted to tea