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... "Two don't you think this is a bad ideaa..? Four's gonna be mad.." X said, the most worried tone ever. "Oh hush now! He's nothere is h-" Just then, Four appeared. "Are you two, ugh, talking about me!!" X went up and hugged Four, of course what a little simp. Gosh. "I'm just working on something. Hush it."
Four gave him the most jawdropping backhand ever to Two. Ouch.
"Four stop this violen-" Untill a purple looking human bunny thing came out from the device golfball made.
"What.the.fuck"
The 3 numbers we're jawdropped, the, whatever bunny thing was a bit confused. "Great, another batch of npcs. I thought working at that restaurant was bad enough!"
"Hey!! We're not npcs.. Right Four?" X asked his bb- I MEAN four.
"Yeaaaa...."
"So who are you guys. Numbers??"
"I'm Two! And this is X and Fou-" Two, being stopped by Four. "I CAN INTRODUCE MYSELF!" ... five seconds of silence.
"Right, hey puke guy wanna make out."
WHAT, THE FUCK..
"I mean wh" Before the person grabbed Two and kissed him, "Jax by the way."
"OH MATH NAH COME ON X WE'RE OUTTA HERE!!"
Before Jax and two brutally made out like there's zero yesterday.
"TWO ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!"