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-RANPO POV-
it was the middle of the night. Ranpo was on his bed scrolling when he heard his apartment door unlock. Then, he heard footsteps and the door close. He walked over to the door, seeing the bathroom light on, and hearing Poe mummering "fuck fuck fuck."
"Poe dear?" Ranpo said as he started walking to the bathroom. "I didn't mean to..." he heard Poe mutter. "Are you okay?" he walked into the bathroom seeing a body in the bath tub and his boyfriend covered in blood franticly washing his hands "...what did you do?"
"I'm so sorry..."
"Ed, love" Ranpo said as he grabbed Poe's arm. He smiled "We're the best detectives in the world, remember?" he snuggled into his boyfriends neck from the side. "We're going to make this body disappear in no time..." he whispered as he put his hand over Poe's chest "And then it will be as if none of it ever happened."
He kissed Poe's cheek "Just listen to me carefully ok?" Poe nodded in response. Ranpo walked over to the body in the tub examining it carefully. He got some gloves putting the entire body in the tub and turning on the water, he turned back to Poe "Go take a shower ok? I'll take care of the rest" he said caringly.
Poe nodded still in shock as he walked over to their shared bedroom's bathroom. Ranpo went back to the tub and closed the tap. Using his hands to push down the body, erasing Poe's finger prints from the body. He already had a plan in mind to dump the body's bones. He dried the body and took it to the kitchen counter laying it down and getting his butcher knife out.
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i can't write any more rn i'm too tired it's 10pm i'll probably continue this tomorrow
BYEEE