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Dandadan group chat. What could go wrong? (A lot actually)

Summary:

When Ken finally gets his own smartphone and Momo replaces her old one.
Timelines may jump around or just be confusing but let's be real, you're here for chaos.
How does the gang interact when not face to face? Well let's find out shall we?

Notes:

Hello! I found this in my drafts, it's by no means a good fic compared to the quality in this community but i thought I'd share my own contribution to the fandom because i may not be caught up because my health is a bitch and hypersomnia has prevented me watching anything for over 8 months now but if you are aware of my previous works you'll most likely understand how I access the manga series through deep dives and analysis because I'm blind haha.
I wrote this before my life turned to hell, it took hours posting this so I apologise for anything wrong here! Enjoy!
Comments, requests and feedback are always welcome!

Chapter 1: Let's make a group chat!

Chapter Text

When Jiji asked the question the room fell silent. Why exactly DIDN'T they have a group chat already?

Jiji laid on his back and stretched with a yawn "I'm just saying... We all know each other now and there's got to be a different way to communicate -" . Ken stared at his friend in silence for a moment, so did Momo, how was Jiji of all people here the first to think of that?

Kinta pushed up his glasses "Well i think he has a good point, as much as I hate agreeing with the handsome bastard. A group chat of sorts would be good for our group -"

Aira stared at Kinta, her face showed what everyone else was pretty much thinking, they still didn't know who the fuck this guy was, she clenched her fists with a determined expression. She took a deep breath to get her composure from being upstaged by the loser funny guy and the perv, didn't they know who was in charge here?!

"W-Well as the leader I say that we should, everyone get out your phones!"

Momo rolled her eyes "remind me again how you are the leader here? You know what? On second thoughts don't, I got enough delusional lecturing from you when you shoved Okaruns nut in my fucking face-" she added quickly, seeing the pink haired girl open her mouth to speak again.

Ken stared at his new phone in disbelief as he looked at the newly created group chat, seeing all his friends contacts in his phone, seeing the notification appear for the first time that someone was typing. His hands trembled slightly, he could almost cry from happiness, he, Ken 'Okarun' Takakura, was in a group chat with FRIENDS. Actual real life friends.
Sat on his UFO - I mean UAP bedding he waited with baited breath for the first message.

Jiji: YO YO YO! WASSUP GANG?!
Vamvam: good thank you!
The great Pegasus: it's an absolute honour and delight to be in such a group chat with such charming young ladies
#THE CHOSEN ONE: ew this guys already freaking me out
Pyschick: kinta please stop being weird or you're out of the chat -
Okarun: Hi miss ayasse!
Pyschick: Hey okarun!
Jiji: OKARUN MY MAN!
#THE CHOSEN ONE: hello takakura kun!
VamVam: Takaura hello!
Okarun: Hey guys!
#THE CHOSEN ONE: Hey takakura! We should totally have matching Pfps!
Pyschick: HUH???
Jiji: that's a cool idea!
Okarun: wouldn't that be confusing? It'd give people the wrong idea...
Pyschick: EXACTLY. IT'S A STUPID IDEA
vampirelover: oooh a love triangle
The great Pegasus: love SQUARE, triangle implies there's only 3 when we all know that's not true, but i really wouldn't want to make such beautiful ladies such as you fight over me-
Pyschick: no one is arguing over you perv, and rin THERE'S NO LOVE TRIANGLE DON'T BRING THAT CRAP INTO THIS PLEASE
#THE CHOSEN ONE: if kinta gets a corner in his imaginary love square he'd be in the corner all alone.

THE GREAT PEGASUS HAS LEFT THE CHAT.

Pyschick: BWAHAHAHA
Jiji: SAVAGE
Okarun: I'm confused...
Vamvam: Granny Seiko just gave me popcorn!!
Jiji: I WANT SOME