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Chapter 1: enter the fighters
It was a beautiful, sunny day in Green Hill Zone. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming, and Sonic The Hedgehog was off to Steve’s Hot Dogs. His buddy Tails was coming with him, flying above the area to make sure Sonic wasn’t going the wrong way.
At the same time, Jack Skellington was also dashing towards the nearest Steve’s Hot Dogs. Even though the nearest one was in Green Hill Zone, Jack liked the food there enough to make the trip all the way from Halloween Town. He was determined to get those dogs.
A lot of running later, Jack Skellington arrived at Steve’s. He did the Fortnite default dance and immediately collided with Sonic. Sonic and Jack glared at each other for a second and then headed inside. Meanwhile, Tails, who was trying to make sure Sonic didn’t get lost, fell down a mineshaft. And he remained there through the whole story.
Anyway, the 2 maniacs went inside the Steve’s Hot Dogs. As Jack ordered his dog, Sonic wondered where Tails was. Not caring too strongly about the answer, he also put in an order for his meal.
Chapter 2: the breaking point
Both Jack and Sonic sat down at their tables, waiting for their hot dogs to be ready. Suddenly, Jack Skellington had an evil idea. He decided to evilly crease Sonic’s evil Js just to be evil!!
Sonic was just chilling at his table when the weird lanky skeleton guy from earlier walked right up to him. After hitting the griddy, Jack punched Sonic’s Js 37 times in a row to make sure they were thoroughly creased. Sonic, devastated, threw his hot dog at Jack. Jack, not prepared for this, stumbled backwards into someone else’s table. The stranger threw his burger at Jack. But this time, Jack caught it and threw it at Sonic at full force. Sonic dodged it at super speed, and the fight had officially started. Sonic hit Jack Skellington with a spin dash, sending him flying into another bystander’s table. Instead of throwing another hot dog, Jack reached into his pocket and grabbed out his booger whip from the video game. He started button mashing like crazy and threw Sonic through the roof. Sonic fell back through the building’s new hole. As quick as lightning, someone appeared out of thin air.
Chapter 3: the fight-ening
The mysterious figure broke up the fight. Who could this be? Why were they here? What were they planning to do? Jack and Sonic realized who it was unanimously… IT WAS STEVE OF STEVE’S HOT DOGS HIMSELF!!!!
“Dudes, that’s not radical,” said Steve. “Take it outside”. He then picked Sonic and Jack up and threw them outside. Dazed, the combatants glared at each other and began round 2.
Sonic tried to use his homing attack, but Jack just grabbed him and spun Sonic around and threw him like Super Mario 64. Sonic ran up to Jack and slapped him 25 times in a row. He hit Jack with a spin-dash and Jack flew into the wall of the building.
Sonic did the club penguin dance about this. Due to this, Jack Skellington was able to hit Sonic with 3 of his ribs. Sonic threw them right back but they magically attached themselves back to Jack’s ribcage.
Both of the maniacs started charging up massive special attacks. But then they both fell over out of exhaustion at the same time.
Chapter 4: the rap battle!!!!!!
An hour or so after the fighters collapsed, they both awoke. And then…
They had an epic rap battle!!! Trust me it was cool!
After this super epic rap battle of history, Sonic The Hedgehog and Jack Skellington shook hands. They were cool now. They skipped away into the sunset as Tails searched for them right around the corner. Jack and Sonic became buddies, and they decided to fight at Steve’s Hot Dogs once every year. This is where the holiday known as “Arbor Day” comes from.
The end.