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Backflipping into my brother in law's wife?! NOT CLICKBAIT

Summary:

prowl's side of the family meet in court, it goes as well as you would expect

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

Spinister glares at Airachnid who stand on the podium across from him, arms crossed as he stares at the green minibot with a pretty impressive mustache who holds a stack of papers in his servos.

"Esteemed members of the jury... your honour District Attorney Darkwing, ..Sentinel..."

The mech in question turned to look at the green minibot before sneering and throwing a choice servo gesture towards him, going back to showing his brother vaguely threatening hand gestures.

"Airachnid stands accused of infant embezzlement alongside Grand Theft Autobot of a," the minibot stares at the paper in his hands before sighing,"and allowing Sentinel to Drive without a license... again"

Spinister does a backflip


But unfortunately for Spinister, he backflipped right into Airachnid's face.
Goodbye.

Thankfully the spiderbot was quicker and was able to grab Spinister's legs to toss him away. He could continue his adventure without going missing under dubious circumstances now. If he had hit Airachnid his rediscovered body would've been attributed to the mafia instead of the local megachurch's pastor's wife.

Do NOT mess with Airachnid. This is a warning from the future. This will be the last thing left of me before she finds my shelter and kills me. Tell my wife and my other wife and my dog that I love them.

Notes:

"this AU was a fuckin mistake"
- cal