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Samael looked at the beautiful river of Eden singing a small melody he loved, suddenly he felt something poking at his middle left wing
With a yelp he turned around to be met with all the big talk, Adam the first man who seemed startled by samael, it was kinda cute, don't look down, don't look down, DO NOT LOOK DOWN-
"I'm... I'm supposed to name you right? Um... I call you uh Lucifer! Because.... It'll mean light-bringer and and you brought light to me...?" Adam stumbled over his words which was ADORABLE before samael blinked as he realized what Adam said
"Oh... No, no, my name is samael not Lucifer... You don't have to name me like the other animals in Eden!" Samael said with a smile before noticing the pink hue on Adam's face, hehehe! He's embarrassed?! Angels have stuff like that! But with yellow.... His blood should be either pink or red then!
"You.... What are you...?" Adam said confused at samael and started poking his chest almost trying to determine what he is
"An angel! An angel of the lord! I'm pretty sure you saw or at least heard of them!" Samael kept his smile, trying hard to only stare at Adam's face, usually he'd often be at his fellow angel's stomachs and stare up at them since he was short enough that it's the only thing he'd reach and it's in front of him
But with Adam? He had to float up just to look at him! Honestly even looking up he still saw Adam's dick, it's impure to look at it! He's an angel and Adam has no idea what it is.... So samael will stay floating with Adam till he is able to make clothes
Adam looks at the angel now Infront of him and speaks with confusion "you can't be an angel! The angels I met aren't as pretty as you!"
Samael blushed yellow and was gonna stammer out a 'thank you' however stopped realizing Adam didn't mean it as a compliment or a way to flatter him and was seriously confused
"Oh ermm.... No all angels are beautiful like me... I guess I was always tilted the most beautiful but we're all gorgeous!" Samael chirped before feeling Adam's hand grab his sleeve
"Why do angel's have these things and I don't?" Adam said confused, wow he knows absolutely nothing!
"Oh, these are clothes, you will also learn to make them when it is time for you to learn them... Just not now..." If he's this naive he probably doesn't know genitalia or how to produce either... Father will probably teach him before or soon after giving him a bride
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Time passed and samael visited Adam from time to time, Adam showed him his crops, the animals, asked questions, blah blah blah
One day samael flew down but Adam was... Upset? Samael slowly approached him before suddenly Adam grabbed his hand and yanked him on his lap
"Oh wait wha-" fuck I'm so close to his- Samael felt Adam tighten his hold
"Don't leave! It's lonely without you! The other angels are mean and don't spend time with me! And the animals can't even speak! Hpmh!" Adam whined with a pout his arms wrapping around samael securing him
"Oh... Oh! Don't worry the-the almighty will make for you a bride soon! Hair as gold as the sunrise and eyes as shimmering as the emeralds! She will be beautiful her name will be... Uh... I don't know, this is all know... But it won't be lonely anymore!" Samael said trying to be his cheerful self but the fact he's so close is so different and weird
"But I don't want someone else! I want you!" Adam whined again, samael finally got out of his hold and climbed out of his lap
"Trust me, you'll love her when you see her and get to know her..."
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Samael woke up early and went to Eden, he got news! Adam's wife will be brought tomorrow! He'll have fun first then tell Adam!
"Sammy!" Adam came running and hugged him, wait- Sammy?
"Um... Who told you about that nickname?" Samael said confused, the only other person who called him that was- oh...
"The bulky angel guy! Michael! He said he calls you Sammy! Do you not like it?" Adam said absolutely crushed, well samael wouldn't call Michael bulky but whatever Adam thinks he guesses
"Wait no! I do like it! But I just wanted to know when you learned what nicknames are and when you learned one of mine..." Samael said reassuring Adam who brought the guy joy again
"Hey Adam I wanted to tell you something-" samael was caught off as a portal opened and his name was yelled, ugh... Sera!
"Morningstar! Get over here!" Sera yelled gesturing to the Portal
"Morningstar...? Who's morningstar?" Adam said confused, oh right he never said what his last name is
"Oh Michael taught you nicknames so he must of taught you last names, morningstar is my last name, sera is calling me that because she's a bitc- I mean a polite lady!" Samael said, almost slipping up, he shouldn't be the one to teach Adam swears and slurs
Before Adam could say anything samael continued "I gotta go!" Samael flew in the portal into heaven as he was leaving he heard a 'wait!' but it was too late
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Samael groaned as he looked up at sera "what is it?!"
"Well, out of every archangel YOU'RE the only one who didn't teach adam something and was just goofing around! You are allowed to visit him to either solve huge problems or teach him! Not play!" Sera scolded while samael rolled his eyes, maybe he should've called her a bitch Infront of Adam, it IS deserved
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Adam got his wife- well samael knows because it was talked about he didn't go to visit him being WAY too tired mentally to deal with it as family drama started occuring, ahem ahem Azrael and Michael fighting ahem ahem and for SOME REASON he's dragged into their fights like some kid in a custody battle
Samael tossed and turned in his bed, something was wrong, he could feel it, but what?