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Who let Junko in the group chat?!
Junko: Dead ass chat
Leon: U R THE REASON ITS DEAD
Junko: well u guys didnt have to stop talkin here js cus i joined 🙄🙄
Sayaka: yes we did
Junko: NOBODY ASKED U
Sayaka: WHAT DID I DO???
Makoto: i mean... I dont see the harm in reviving the chat..
Sayaka: makoto no.
Junko: MAKOTO YES
Kiyotaka: I think thats a great idea Makoto!
Leon: do i need to remind u guys every1 else left
Makoto: oh right yeah
Junko: then js add them back DUH
Kiyotaka: I will do so now!
Kiyotaka has added Mondo Owada, Aoi Asahina and 7 others..
Aoi Asahina: oh no not again
Kyoko Kirigiri: You guys are aware it's 5am right?
Sayaka: they wanted to revive the chat for some reason...
Kiyotaka: Indeed! Thats why I have added everyone back!
Yasuhiro Hagakure: sorry dude but u didnt add every1
Kiyotaka: Ah yes well I didn't want to deal with the backlash of adding them!
Aoi Asahina: then makoto or sm1 could have added them?
Makoto: they made me sign a contract once they left this chat..
Leon: what 😭
Makoto: yeah....
Junko: who gives a fuck add them anyway 🫣
Makoto: im not trying to be sued here!!
Junko has added Celestia Ludenberg and Byakuya Togami
Sayaka: where's that underclassmen when u need to pray to atua 😭😭
Leon: WERE DEAD WE R SO DESD 😨
Kyoko Kirigiri: oh calm down it wont be that bad
Byakuya Togami: I thought I made it clear I didn't want to be added to another one of these Naegi.
Junko: the grammar hurts my eyes 😰
Makoto: IT WASNT ME???
Celestia Ludenberg: You better have a good reason for interrupting my sleep to add me back to this enoshima.
Junko: I wanted to revive the chat it was so boringggggg
Celestia Ludenberg: strike 1 enoshima.
Junko: yeah i dont have a reason 😛
Celestia Ludenberg: ENOSHIMA WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT AND FEED IT TO THE STRAY DOGS
Sayaka: oh!
Junko: KIRIGIRI I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WONT BE THAT BAD
Kyoko Kirigiri: i guess i was wrong
Yasuhiro Hagakure: bro 😭😭
Kyoko Kirigiri: I am not your... "Bro" Hagakure.
Leon: dw ur my bro Yasuhiro 😉
Yasuhiro Hagakure: i knew i could count on u leon my dude 😔🙏
Mondo Owada: What the fuck happened here
Kiyotaka: LANGUAGE MONDO!
Mondo Owada: respectfully bro who gives a fuck
Aoi Asahina: violation...
Richer----->Rich
Richer: I'm assuming we both know who the main discussion of our weekly meetings will be.
Rich: Indeed.
Rich: When I find that peace of shit I will make sure she shall know what true pain is when she gets fed to the dogs.
Richer: I see you still need anger management classes.
Rich: And you still need stuck up obnoxious asshole management classes but here we are.
Richer: I hold many of your secrets Ludenberg.
Rich: And I you Togami.
Richer: 7pm on Friday?
Rich: Indeed.
Who let Junko in the group chat?!
Junko: IM ALIVE
Mukuro Ikusaba: Are we supposed to celebrate?
Junko: YOU WOUND ME OH SISTER OF MINE
Junko: MY OWN TWIN TO BETRAY ME SO 💔
Leon: wtf
Junko: i fear i will never recover from this heart ache 😓
Sakura Ogami: it is now time to Celebrate Ikusaba
Makoto changed 11 usernames..
Mukuro: I completely agree with you Ogami
Aoi: Is junko finally gone?!!!
Junko: OH HOW MY HEART BREAKS FROM THAT STATEMENT AOI!!!
Aoi: oh... I guess not...
Besties Undercover Unite
Wannabe Singer: yo celes wya girl
Wannabe Singer: @Cat Enthusiast
Could Crush You: i believe her phone is on do not disturb right now
Wannabe Singer: Oh shit thanks for the heads up kura
Could Crush You: no problem
Would Crush You: u could ask the groupchat maybe?
Wannabe Singer: good idea
Who let Junko in the group chat?!
Leon: any1 know where celeste is?
Chihiro: i dont sorry leon!
Leon: all good chi
Sayaka: why do u ask kuwata?
Leon: well i wanted to talk to her abt this stray cat i found but she wasnt at her dorm
Yasuhiro: u wanted to talk to her abt a cat?
Leon: well duh! Cats r like her favourite thing ever
Sakura: she owns a cat too i believe
Aoi: Thats so cute!!!
Makoto: sorry leon i havent seen her! Maybe byakuya has?
Mukuro: ah yes they do have those weekly hangouts dont they
Yasuhiro: how do u know that 🤨
Mukuro: i join them sometimes
Byakuya: They are not hangouts. They are meetings. I would never hangout with the likes of her.
Mukuro: wtv helps u sleep at night
Byakuya: But to answer your question no I haven't.
Kyoko: Her and ishimaru are currently at their mother's and step father's house for dinner
Yasuhiro: say what?
Aoi: huh????
Junko: hold on hold on hold on
Junko: goth and teacher's pet are siblings???
Kyoko: oh were u guys not aware??
Makoto: no we werent...
Sayaka: how do u know that 🤨
Kyoko: i thought it was obvious they were twins, that and my father IS the principle
Leon: TWINS???
Junko: WAIT TWINS???
Kyoko: yes? I thought their appearance made it fairly obvious
Aoi: oh wow i thought Mukuro and Junko were the only pair of siblings let alone twins
Sayaka: ^^
Mukuro: ^^^
Junko: YEAH THE FUCK
Leon: SAME
Taka: I am sorry you were not aware! I thought it was very obvious!
Celestia: I knew some of you lacked braincells but I didn't know you lacked that many 🤭
Makoto: ouch..
Taka: Celeste don't be rude or else I will tell our father!
Celestia: You wouldn't dare.
Leon: wait i thought kyoko said u were with ur step father not ur father
Taka: Oh I apologise for the confusion! We call him our father as hes more of a father than our actual one!
Celestia: u dont have to type like that yk
Taka: I'm setting an example to you to show you how you should type! It's what an older brother should do!
Celestia: BY 9 MINUTES. 9.
Taka: I believe that still means I am older.
Sayaka: Celeste being the youngest makes so much sense
Mondo: can agree with u on that
Taka: She is the youngest of three as well!
Chihiro: You guys have an older sibling too?
Taka: Yes! I believe you guys may know him? Hes in class 77.
Mondo: HOW DID WE NOT KNOW ALL OF THIS
Yasuhiro: this is hurting my head
Makoto: everything hurts ur head Hagakure
Aoi: who is ur older sibling?
Celestia: No.
Kyoko: It's Gundham Tanaka.
Leon: WAIT REALLY??
Mukuro: oh wow
Celestia: Kyoko dear, reminder that I DO know where your dorm is.
Kyoko: I am aware
Sayaka: wait but u all have different last names?
Taka: I have our mother's last name whereas Celeste has our father's. Gundham does not share the same father as us, which is where his last name comes from.
Sakura: It seems we sure are learning a lot about our classmates today
Chihiro: it's totally awesome!
Mondo: oh yh chi r u joining me and sakura today
Chihiro: oh right! yes i will be!
Mondo: awesome
Sayaka: wait kirigiri how did u know about all of that
Kyoko has gone offline
Sayaka: Girl???
Junko: i dont recall that being a feature...
Besties Undercover Unite
Wannabe Singer: Celes now that ur back i found this super cute stray cat
Cat Enthusiast: Pictures???
[Wannabe Singer sent 4 Images]
Cat Enthusiast: Bring him to me now!!
Could Crush You: That is a very cute cat
Cat Enthusiast: Me and Leon r taking him to the vets, if hes fine and not taken im adopting him
Would Crush You: What abt Grand Bois?
Cat Enthusiast: Chéri lives at home with mother and father, sometimes I am allowed to bring him to the dorm but that's it. Plus hes a terribly lonely cat he could do with a sibling
Could Crush You: that sounds lovely
Tia----->Kyo
Tia: I am adopting a new cat
Kyo: what
Tia: Leon found him on the street and we took him to the vets, hes terribly young and it seems he was thrown out
Kyo: celes
Tia: Kyoko please hes horribly malnourished and hes an albino cat. He actually reminds me a lot of you.
[Tia has sent 1 Image]
Kyo: he is cute...
Tia: We can share custody? I know you love him already 🙏
Kyo: I will talk to my father
Tia: YES thank you kyo ❤️
Besties Undercover Unite
Cat Enthusiast: Mr Kirigiri said yes to letting the cat stay in the dorm
Would Crush you: Lets go Mr Kirigiri! What a fucken man
Cat Enthusiast: Oh and also we named him Kyro
Wannabe Singer: WELCOME TO THE FAM KYRO!!!!
Could Crush You: this cat is going to be very spoiled
Wannabe Singer: good!!!
Who let Junko in the group chat?!
Mondo: WHO THE FUCK DRANK MOST OF THE FUCKIN COFFEE
Kyoko: Apologies that was me
Mondo: JFC KIRIGIRI
Makoto: KIRI HOW MANY CUPS DID U HAVE
Kyoko: Ah about 6 and a half i think
Aoi: ITS 11AM?!!?
Kyoko: yes and whats the problem?
Aoi: oh dear lord
Kyoko: Anyway i have yet to finish my 7th cup
Mondo: DONT FUCKEN FINISH IT
Kyoko: I dont recall taking orders from you
Makoto: Kiri please don't finish that cup 😭
Kyoko: it would be a waste of good coffee not to
Sayaka: kiri u r going to end up crashing
Kyoko: oh well
Makoto: Kiri PLEASE dont finish that cup
Mondo: she finished the cup.
Taka: Kirigiri that is far too much coffee for one person! I suggest you go see Mikan urgently!
Kyoko: you arent the boss of me
Junko: 🫣🫣
Taka: Of course not! But as your classmate I am worried for your health.
Sakura: I believe she is already crashing
Makoto: kiri when did u start drinking the coffee?
Kyoko: Around 3:47am i think
Aoi: pray to atua girl
Sayaka: aoi gets it
Yamada: Does any1 know where miss ludenberg is? I believe shes avoiding me.
Kyoko: probably for a reason
Yamada has gone offline
Junko: i am LOVING unhinged kyoko
Yasuhiro: uh oh
Sayaka: what do u mean uh oh
Leon: i believe shes not.. Crashing...
Mukuro: ah i had believed she had gone to sleep
Makoto: WHAT DID U THREE DO
Byakuya: Oh this IS amusing. I am very glad to have not stopped what was going on last night.
Makoto: BYAKUYA TOO??
Leon: So... Well you see... We tricked Kirigiri into a game...
Aoi: A game?
Junko: without me??? 🥺
Mukuro: nobody wants u there
Junko: 💔
Mukuro: also yes we did trick Kirigiri into a game well actually the trick we did was me
Sayaka: u seem very proud of urself...
Byakuya: Oh I also contributed to the tricking of Kirigiri, I came up with how to do it.
Yasuhiro: It may... Have been a drinking game...
Makoto: KIRI IS DRUNK??
Mukuro: It appears so
Toko: Y-You are all i-idiots!
Aoi: Toko! You finally talked here :D
Toko: S-Shut up d-don't t-talk to me.
Aoi: :)
Toko: W-what?
Sakura: I agree with Fukawa you are all very stupid for what you did.
Leon: ouch kura </3
Sayaka: kura?? 🤨
Leon: what cant i give the besties nicknames no more???
Sayaka: mb 😔
Makoto: CAN WE STAY ON TRACK?? KIRI IS DRUNK
Sayaka: Makoto i love u but chill for a sec
Sakura: we will handle Kirigiri Makoto do not worry
Kyoko: i am not a baby
Toko: N-nobody said y-you w-were at-attention seeker!
Kyoko: And N-nobody asked for ur opinion miss stutter a lot
Toko: B-bitch!
Junko: I LOVE DRUNK KYOKO
Makoto: Kyoko dont do anything stupid please!!
Kyoko: r u calling me unintelligent Naegi???
Makoto: NO!!!!
Kyo----->Tia
Kyo: Tia
Kyo: Celeste
Kyo: Celestiaaaaaaa
Kyo: Tiaaaaaa
Kyo: Wake upppppp
Tia: Kiri what's wrong? Why are you spamming me
Kyo: ur awake!!!
Tia: of course i am dear u did spam me
Kyo: sorry :(
Tia: sigh its fine whats wrong? You are acting very strange
Kyo: idk i js wanted to talk to u
Tia: dear u can always talk to me
Tia: js not when im asleep u of all ppl should be aware of that
Kyo: sorry not sorry
Tia: Excuse me?
Tia: I'm sorry who do you think you are?
Kyo: you r very pretty r u aware of that celestia
Tia: Wha
Tia: Don't you dare change the subject Kirigiri!
Kyo: sorry i got distracted by how pretty u r
Tia: Kyoko!!
Who let Junko in the group chat?!
Celestia: What is wrong with Kirigiri??!
Kyoko: There is nothing wrong with me!!!
Mukuro: shes drunk
Leon: shes drunk
Makoto: shes drunk....
Junko: drunk and unhinged AHAHAHA
Kyoko: snitches
Celestia: and WHO allowed this to happen
Mukuro: Byakuya
Leon: Byakuya
Makoto: Byakuya...
Junko: DEFINITELY ALL BYAKUYA
Byakuya: You will all be speaking to my lawyer.
Celestia: Just you wait till i see you on Friday Togami.
Byakuya: I am not afraid of you.
Celestia: I have information on you that i'm not afraid to leak.
Kyoko: thats hot
Celestia: wh- KIRIGIRI!
Junko: woah Kyoko is gay???
Kyoko: i am bi
Sakura: Ah kirigiri i believe its time to come off your phone incase you reveal more personal information that your sober self wouldn't want leaking
Makoto: I AGREE 😭🙏