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Mercedes: HELLO BIANCA NAOMI WHAT THE HELL?!
Bianca:
Liv: I lost my Rey Beanie guys 🥺🥺🥺
Mercedes ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!!
Lash: Bianca is at the hospital with Jade???
Jakara: how did you not know??
Mercedes: I just saw Nay and MY WIFE on my timeline all hugged up I didn't watch I'm at work!!
Liv: thought yall were poly? Also we have a double taping shut the fuck UP
Mercedes: THAT'S MY SISTER?!
Liv: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Willow: you were literally climbing my wife on Wednesday why are you mad that someone did the same thing?
Mercedes: YALL ARE DIVORCED???
Willow: SEPARATED!!!
Liv: ...can I climb your wife too?
Lash: can someone get Bianca to give us an update on Jade?? You lesbians are doing too much for me
Jakara:
Lash: you know I don't mean you sis!
Mia: somebody say gay shit!?
Liv: MIA give me your jacket 😍 I want it
B-Fab: she gave it to me
Mia: 🫠🫠🫠
Lash: is everyone gay????
Jaida: I mean.....
Lash: I mean I get it but damn
Naomi: YALL BIANCA FINALLY ANSWERED ME SHE'S OKAY AND JADE WILL BE FINE
Liv: but not in war games??? 👀
Naomi: girl if you did this she is gonna kill you
Mercedes: Liv did it
Liv: MERCEDES!!!!!
Willow: white girl is sus
Liv: WILLOW???? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME
Willow: I know Ruby she told me bout you
Liv: 😲
Lash: I’m just glad Jade will be okay 🥺
Mercedes: NAOMI GET OFF MY WIFE
Naomi: …it’s all Bayley?
Liv: WAIT WILLOW HOW DO YOU KNOW I DID ANYTHING?!
Willow: vibes
Liv: THE DISRESPECT?!
Naomi: I mean.....given your recent track record
Jakara: yo Liv I need your number
Lash: you do Not need a third gf
Liv: I'm monogamous????
Jakara: it's about Lyra yall😑😑
Liv: OH yeah sure vibes
Jaida: moms you still in here
Mia: sup?
Jaida: did you see my street match 👀
Mia: I taught you well
Willow: "moms did you see my street match????👉🏾👈🏾"
Jaida: you get One of those
Willow: you're strict
Mercedes: CAN WE GET BACK ON TASK PEOPLE NAOMI STOP FLIRTING WITH MY WIFE
Willow: it's crazy seeing this from the other side I feel Vindicated
Liv: Raquel is back with my FOOD fuck yeah
Bianca: LIV IF YOU AND RAQUEL DID THIS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
Lash: mom you cursed?!