Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: idk
Time: uh
Details of Incident:
I didn't wake up on time and gave Alex a mini heart attack. He then proceeded to beat me up.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Remind Alexander to stop beating up Jason. It's getting ridiculous. I'm running out of bandages.
Notes:
and i JUST remembered that alex fierro exists-
Chapter 2
Notes:
i will be taking requests :>
Chapter Text
Name: Sasha Petalia
Date: do you really expect me to know that
Time: do i look like i give a crap
Details of incident:
i scared that one guy (i think it was percy jackson or whatever his name is) and he blew up the plumbing
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Well, you did fire an arrow at him.
Chapter Text
Name: Sylvia Kiyomizu
Date: 12/21
Time: 8:49 PM
Details of incident:
Percy decided to challenge me to a water fight. He then proceeded to start a hurricane. Help
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Gods, give me mercy.
Notes:
i don't actually remember if that's sylvie's last name or not- whatever
edit: it was not
Chapter Text
Name: Aiko Hayashi
Date: what
Time: nope!
Details of incident:
Sasha decided to punch a hole in the wall- I think her hand is broken
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: wall
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Why do I work here again? Also, Sasha is fine. She just has weak bones.
Chapter 5
Notes:
felt like i should give the backstory to why percy is an incident type
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: i do not own a calendar, raine
Time: look at a clock
Details of incident:
Can you make Percy Jackson an incident type? Im asking this for reasons
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: request for an incident type
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
I don't know who Percy Jackson is, but sure?
Chapter Text
Name: Alexander Cosima
Date: I lost the calendar
Time: I also lost the clock
Details of incident:
Jason decided to "fall" into the river again. He has been handled appropriately. I am filling out this report on his behalf, as his dominant hand is incapacitated.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: Justice
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
First you lose the calendar, then you lose the clock, then you beat up Jason again, and then you decide to sound like a man writing a letter from the 1800s? Why, Alexander? Why? Do you thrive off of making me suffer?
Chapter Text
Name: Raine Fushihara
Date: I do not keep track of time
Time: See above
Details of incident:
Yes, I am filling out my own report. Apparently, Jason is friends with a tinkerer. I was unaware of this until I provoked a three-legged table made by that tinkerer. I simply pushed it out of my way before a hologram of a tiny satyr brandished his bat at me and yelled at me to "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" I informed him that I was, in fact, wearing clothes. It then proceeded to become a helicopter table and attempted to bash my head in. I believe I have a concussion.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: table that is possesed by satan himself
Branch Medic: Jason Grace (acting as a medic because sylvie didn't feel like it today and raine is obviously not able to, not to mention how alexander can't even splint a broken ankle and angelina is busy with a case, and how sasha and hayashi aren't even near qualified because they are children [the labor laws here are confusing me])
Notes:
Well, it looks like we've swapped roles, Raine. I'll talk to Leo about letting Buford roam around. Also, you can't really judge Alexander for writing all fancy when you do the same thing
Notes:
Raine later talks to Jason about how he doesn't have to put that much detail in an explanation for why he's acting as medic.
Chapter Text
Name: Percy Jackson
Date: huh
Time: a time
Details of incident:
jason got mad at me and hit me in the head with a brick- i feel insulted and like he's trying to give everyone but himself a concussion
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: brick
Branch Medic: Jason Grace (for now)
Notes:
YOU KNOW YOU DESERVED IT WATER BOY
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: wheres the calendar
Time: the clock went to the underworld
Details of incident:
percy saw my report and proceeded to hit me in the head with a stapler. i feel betrayed.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: stapler
Branch Medic: Sylvia Kiyomizu (temporarily)
Notes:
The dent your head managed to put in that stapler is impressive. Remind me to never provoke Percy. And I'm starting to understand why you asked Raine to make him an incident type in the first place.
Chapter 10
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Leo Valdez
Date: a day
Time: 6:99 am or smth, idk
Details of incident:
the fancy man who writes stuff called me short. justice has been served
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: justice
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
How are you friends with Jason? Why does he surround himself with menaces to society? Also, Alexander is fine. He's just a little crispy. I'm going to be calling him "the fancy man who writes stuff" from now on. He's too much of a p[REDACTED]y to challenge me anyway :)
Notes:
so the reason raine calls alexander a pussy is because she's like the tallest and most intimidating person in their branch of the agency so she scares the hell out of people and alex is one of those people
Chapter Text
Name: Nico di Angelo
Date: i don't even know when i was born, do you seriously think i know what day it is?
Time: i don't own a watch
Details of incident:
some b[REDACTED]h badmouthed my boyfriend. justice has been served.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: Justice
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
You people have very odd ideas of justice.
Chapter 12
Notes:
REMEMBER: alex fierro is not present in this :>
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: we should invest in a calendar. it's winter though right
Time: THE CLOCK IS GONE
Details of incident:
I fell into the river. Alex then proceeded to berate me for falling in. I actually fell in this time.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
I've spoken to Jason about this habit of his in private. He really did fall in this time. Considering having Sylvie follow him whenever he goes to the river.
Chapter Text
Name: Angelina
Date: a day?
Time: to get some help
Details of incident:
That one really depressed looking child in the mafia shot me in the leg. Sasha tried to murder her. The mafia kid ended up leaving, but OW F[REDACTED]K THERE IS STILL A BULLET IN MY LEG
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: F[REDACTED]KING MAFIA CHILD
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
No one even died? Boring.
Chapter Text
Name: Agatha Fushihara
Date: A day. Do you really expect me to keep track of time, Raine?
Time: However long ago 12:00 am was.
Details of incident:
That tiny maniac in your agency shot an arrow in my foot.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Oh, hi, Agatha! I doubt Sasha will apologize, so I'm sorry on her behalf.
Chapter 15
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: i have no clue
Time: BOO
Details of incident:
Please stop singing labour by Paris Paloma at the top of your lungs in the middle of the night. You have a lovely voice but I can't sleep. At least sing slightly more quiet please? Or hell, I'm willing to join you
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: singing
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
You're welcome to join. Karaoke is always best in the middle of the night, after all.
Notes:
Basically i made this chapter bc i have a playlist dedicated to raine and i put labour on it three times
Chapter Text
Name: Alexander Cosima
Date: ?
Time: ?
Details of incident:
Why in the world were you and Jason doing karaoke at 3 in the morning?
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: Karaoke
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Cry about it.
Chapter Text
Name: Percy Jackson
Date: something
Time: clocks! get some!
Details of incident:
i feel threatened by the level of sass sasha has
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Sasha is awfully standoffish. cry a river, build a bridge, and GET OVER IT Sasha, I don't think that's how the saying goes. shut up I think it's "cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it." SILENCE
Chapter 18
Notes:
Raine has this one pinned on the wall above her bed.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Luna Fushihara
Date: im dead b[REDACTED]h
Time: still dead
Details of incident:
i have come back to bother you and aggie for a bit
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
Other: hey sis
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Oh. Hello, Luna. I missed you.
Notes:
This came before Jason was in the agency too, so it was like. 3 years ago?
Chapter Text
Name: Sasha Petalia
Date: dont know
Time: dont care
Details of incident:
I SAW JASON KISSING REPAIR BOY
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: GAY PEOPLE
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Percy saw this, giggled, and ran off, so I hope you're proud of this.
Chapter Text
Name: Angelina
Date: eh
Time: hehe
Details of incident:
Alex threw a brick at Jason
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Damn it.
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: somewhat
Time: maybe
Details of incident:
alexander f[REDACTED]ing woke me up by throwing me out the window
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
ALEX.
Chapter Text
Name: Piper McLean
Date: no
Time: no
Details of incident:
Some giant freaking monster tried to kill me before running away
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: monster (why isn't it already an incident type? you guys deal with them, don't you?)
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
That was just Sasha. I'll have Jason and Hayashi look for her.
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: uhhh
Time: where the hell did the clock go
Details of incident:
we found sasha. she tried to remove my guts. owwwww F[REDACTED]K
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
I can smell the poison from here. I will be asking Sasha why she transformed after I handle this.
Chapter Text
Name: Mari Williams
Date: We lost our calendar.
Time: Get a clock.
Details of incident:
Jason hit me in the head with a brick. He claims I was acting "too bossy."
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: Jason Grace
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
You were acting too bossy. I should thank him for humbling you.
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: hmmmmmm no
Time: WHERE IS THE CLOCK
Details of incident:
I tripped and fell and hit my head on a pile of bricks. I think I have concussion
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: brick :(
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Well, considering how you forgot a word, I would say that you do "have concussion". I'm adding that to the incident types. Strange how it wasn't already one.
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: WHERE'S THE CALENDAR
Time: WHERE CLOCK
Details of incident:
ow
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Congratulations, Jason. You have the most incident types on a report I've ever received with the least amount of details on that incident. Are you okay?
Chapter 27
Notes:
might as well explain why Sasha is an incident type
Chapter Text
Name: Sasha Petalia
Date: idk
Time: idk
Details of incident:
i may or may not have accidentally set off an explosion
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Other: my own stupidity
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Oh dear. This kid seems like trouble. I'm adding her to the incident types.
Chapter Text
Name: Will Solace
Date: There isn't a calendar
Time: No clock either
Details of incident:
Some giant monster attacked me. I managed to heal most of it myself, but ow.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: Monster
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Once again, that was Sasha.
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: gehhh
Time: no
Details of incident:
alex happened
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
That's it. I'm separating you and Alexander until the two of you can get along.
Chapter Text
Name: Alexander Cosima
Date: I still can't find the calendar.
Time: I also can't find the clock.
Details of incident:
Jason got Sasha to shoot an arrow at me. She hit me in the knee.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: Jason Grace
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
To be fair, you have been kind of a jerk recently.
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: dont know
Time: dont care
Details of incident:
i kinda miss alex
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: i crave companionship
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Gods, Jason. I will never understand you.
Chapter Text
Name: Alexander Cosima
Date: The calendar is still gone
Time: The clock is also still gone
Details of incident:
Percy decided to dump me into the river.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Ha.
Chapter Text
Name: Sasha Petalia
Date: something
Time: idk
Details of incident:
why were jason and alex hugging
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: and they were roommates?????
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Oh yay, they're getting along again.
Chapter 34
Notes:
Raine got this report in like a month after Sasha gets taken in by the agency. This is before she knows about the whole Greek and Roman demigods thing and before she meets the other demigods on the Argo II. She does know about demigods in general at this point in time, though. I really wanna start ranting but no spoilers :3
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: winter
Time: hypothermia time
Details of incident:
Alex has been a lot more civil when I do something stupid recently, and he's just been a lot less annoyed when something doesn't go to plan, and I'm kind of worried. Can you talk to him?
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: I'm concerned
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
I've spoken to Alexander. There isn't anything wrong, but thank you for telling me. He's just stressed out (I do not have his consent to disclose the reasons for this), but if he continues to act different, I will speak with him again.
Notes:
Felt like doing something a little more serious, so here you go! I'll eventually explain why Alex was stressed when this report was sent in
Chapter 35
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Kagami Hikaru
Date: I don't know :<
Time: Still don't know :{
Details of incident:
I may have been flying with Jason, and he may have suddenly plummeted out of the sky, and I may have been too slow to catch him- PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'M SORRY
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: Flying
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Jason's fine, just pretty banged up. A few broken bones, but nothing unfixable. I'm still not sure how he fell. He won't answer any of my questions either.
Notes:
ok so kagami is an elf but he and two other elves were experimented on so now they can turn into these killing machines with wings and venomous tails and super sharp talons so that's why he can fly
Chapter Text
Name: Alexander Cosima
Date:
Time:
Details of incident:
Jason stole your chainsaw and threatened Mari with it. Everyone's limbs are mostly intact, but he did drop it on her foot while it was running.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: Jason Grace
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Gods damn it.
Chapter 37
Notes:
This report came in with a few tiny drops of blood on it.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: idk
Time: bleh
Details of incident:
can I just keel over and die now or
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: it's winter
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Who did you live with when you were a teenager? This should have been treated exponentially earlier.
Notes:
im sick right now so i decided to take that suffering out on jason
makes akutagawa noises loudly
also i will NOT be explaining raine's note until i feel like it :>
so uh. good luck to those of you who need explanation for everything vague. i'm the same way tbh
Chapter Text
Name: Sylvia Kiyomizu
Date: Not sure
Time: The clock is missing? Why?
Details of incident:
Jason suddenly decided to beat Alex up. I think Alex was being a prick. Jason pulled a brick out of what looked like thin air and just started bashing Alex in the head with it. I'm scared
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: Getting beaten up by Jason Grace
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Oh, how the turns have tabled.
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: day
Time: clock
Details of incident:
I fell down the stairs
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: stairs
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
You actually fell through the ceiling and then fell down the stairs, but whatever boats your float.
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: uh
Time: huh
Details of incident:
Leo threw a brick at me.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Well, it looks like you're getting a helmet for Christmas.
Chapter 41
Notes:
oh yeah happy almost holidays
Chapter Text
Name: Leo Valdez
Date: idk
Time: see above
Details of incident:
i tried making a thing that makes hot chocolate and it exploded
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: hot chocolate machine
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
You could have easily just made the hot chocolate yourself, Leo.
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: with Leo in another universe
Time: idk
Details of incident:
bleh
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
The infirmary is basically your second home at this point.
Chapter Text
Name: Raine Fushihara
Date: not sure
Time: our clock is missing
Details of incident:
The satanic table found me.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Jason Grace (temporarily)
Notes:
If Leo doesn't get Buford under control, I will kill him.
Chapter Text
Name: hot stuff
Date: idk
Time: see above
Details of incident:
i forgot to get buford under control and jason threw a stapler at me
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Jason Grace (temporarily)
Notes:
Sylvie is my alibi and she says this didn't happen. Don't get me involved with this
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: no clue
Time: see above
Details of incident:
If Leo loses that dumb f[REDACTED]ing table, it's because I killed it.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: BUFORD I'M COMING FOR YOU
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
If you kill the table, I would like to join you.
Chapter Text
Name: Angelina and sasha!!
Date: uh
Time: who cares
Details of incident:
So basically Sasha wanted to do target practice and she wanted me to join and angie shot me in the arm because she's bad at archery and Sasha shot me in the knee. We thought we should do this in one report to save time :)
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: Archery
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Angelina, Sasha, you two have given me extra paperwork because now I have to separate this into two different reports. Congratulations. Pray that the two of you are safe from my medical practices.
Chapter 47
Notes:
if this looks a little different it's because i copy and paste the base report and add text but my keyboard's clipboard only keeps items copied for an hour and it's been over an hour since i last copied the base
that might happen a lot during the lifespan of this stuff
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Alexander Cosima
Date: Probably some time in December
Time: ?
Details of incident:
Jason, Sasha, and I were put on a case and we may have had to stay at my mother's house to avoid freezing to death. Jason had some sort of mental breakdown while we were there. I wasn't doing much better, to be completely honest. Sasha was doing alright despite all that. Can Jason and I talk to you? Preferably separately. (Also we nearly froze to death anyway.)
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Conversations have not been recorded. Welcome to the horrible childhood club, you two. Gods, why does everyone here have a horrible childhood? Whatever happened to parents actually wanting to raise their children? I'm pretty sure Sylvia is the only one here who's parents aren't either dead and/or horrible.
Notes:
felt like doing something more serious again
also SO to explain why alexander was stressed in jason's report expressing concern about him, it's because alex's dad had gotten sick and died and alex was stressed because there was a shit ton of drama that came with his dad's death and one of his cousins stole things that were supposed to other members of the family and blamed it on alex and at that point he sort of wanted to die
this is also part of why alex says he wasn't doing too well but it's also partly bc he just doesn't like his mom and she was bothering him a lot
i'll expand on some of this in other works
that's sort of based on my own family drama and i will not explain it bc i don't feel like it (it honestly feels more like a dramatic movie than real life bc WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. it's like im in some sort of soap opera)
yes i just dumped a lot of alexander's issues on the table for you to see :) i got bored and felt like talking about it since he's my favorite child right now
Chapter Text
Name: Sylvia Kiyomizu
Date: ?
Time: ?
Details of incident:
Jason "fell" into the river again.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
That habit isn't concerning at all. Totally completely normal.
Chapter 49
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Sasha Petalia
Date: gehh
Time: nah
Details of incident:
why is that one girl who shot angie kinda pretty
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: why is a criminal pretty
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Sasha, she's murdered countless people.
Notes:
oh btw sasha and kiku (mafia girl) are both 12
so don't go getting any weird ideas
they are preteens
anyone who gets any weird ideas should seek professional
saying this just in case someone does get any weird ideas (no one has yet)
Chapter Text
Name: Kiku
Date: I don't know
Time: See above
Details of incident:
I don't understand why the demon you have in your agency likes me.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
I don't understand it either.
Chapter Text
Name: Aiko Hayashi
Date: don't know
Time: don't care
Details of incident:
I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: my spidey senses are tingling
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
What
Chapter 52
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Sylvia Kiyomizu
Date: ?
Time: ?
Details of incident:
Raine the house is covered in webs. The spiders are out of their enclosures. What did you do.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: RAINIA FUSHIHARA. HANDLE YOUR ARACHNIDS BEFORE I KILL THEM.
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Come on, Sylvie, they aren't even dangerous!
...Well, not most of them.
Notes:
ok so sylvie and raine live together ("live" autocorrected to "love" for a moment- my keyboard knows something is up) and raine has pet spiders
Chapter Text
Name: Raine Fushihara
Date: Not sure
Time: Still not sure
Details of incident:
I got my spiders back in their enclosures and cleaned up the webs but Sylvie's still mad. I swear, I don't know how they got out.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Jason Grace (temporarily)
Notes:
You have spiders? And you get along with Annabeth? What?
Chapter 54
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Angelina Petalia
Date: no thank you
Time: nah
Details of incident:
Sasha and I got beaten up by a gang while trying to investigate a blown up car. Well, they tried to beat us up. I nearly killed them haha
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: Not necessarily an important case
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Sasha told me they hit you in the head with a sign post and you got up like it was nothing and proceeded to beat them into pulps. What the hell?
Notes:
this is not meant to reference the cybertruck blowing up
it's meant to reference bsd
Chapter Text
Name: Kiku
Date: ?
Time: ?
Details of incident:
Your agency is full of maniacs. I just saw the one with the bow and arrows attack one of my subordinates and do a dance over their unconscious body.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Remember when these were only reports from people in the agency? Yeah, me neither. I've received five reports from mafiosi in the past week. And no one's done anything about it. I'm not going to do anything, just saying.
Chapter Text
Name: Annabeth Chase
Date: 1/17
Time: 3:09 am
Details of incident:
Percy and Sylvie(?) got into a water fight and accidentally started a hurricane.
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
At 3 in the morning????
Chapter Text
Name: Quinn Lilian
Date: Don't know
Time: Still don't know
Details of incident:
I just saw Angie and Jason staring at a dead body before walking away
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: Murder??
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
WHAT
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace and Angelina Petalia
Date: uh
Time: who cares?
Details of incident:
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YEAH MARI SAW EVERYTHING AND SHE CAN CONFIRM WE DID NOTHING
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: we did not kill anyone
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
WHAT IS HAPPENING??????
Chapter 59: idk what to do so enjoy a jason doodle
Notes:
i randomly came up with a headcanon that jason has some brown streaks in his hair that he hides by dyeing them blonde (also drew him with green in his eyes because thalia is described with green eyes in the first book but then rick rettconned it and because she and jason are supposed to have the same eye color i have decided to draw them with green in their eyes [i have yet to draw thalia but when i do she will have green in her eyes])
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Notes:
i don't normally draw like this, my proportions tend to be more basic anime style with spiky eyelashes than chibi with spiky eyelashes
anyway i have writers block right now, please request things if you would like. or give me prompts for fics or actual normal person stories, i would really like some ideas!!
Chapter 60: little guess who's who thing while i try to escape the hole of writer's block
Summary:
really sorry that i haven't made any actual updates yet, i promise i'll do one once my writer's block has died
i should go looking for fanfic prompts
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
I'LL TRY TO DO AN ACTUAL UPDATE SOON I SWEAR I JUST HAVE NO IDEAS I AM SO SORRY
anyway try to guess who's who (the characters in this image are raine, alexander, sylvia, angelina, quinn, and sasha)
Notes:
i think you can tell which one is my favorite based on their design
Chapter 61
Notes:
prompt from Tide1 :>
Chapter Text
Name: Percy Jackson
Date: dunno
Time: see above
Details of incident:
SO APPARENTLY MY ASTHMA WAS CAUSED BY NOT HAVING ENOUGH SALT WATER INSTEAD OF MY DEAD AND SMELLY STEPDAD
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Who killed your stepfather? I would like them to get my stepmother, if they have the ability to.
Chapter 62
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: uh
Time: no
Details of incident:
Help someone turned me into a girl why am i bleeding why does my stomach want me dead
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: im a girl now i guess
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Oh dear gods.
Notes:
projecting my period cramps onto jason
Chapter Text
Hi it's me again
Sorry for not updating in a while
I've had school and gained a new obsession again. Please help me this is getting out of hand TvT
AAANYWAYYY i wanted to let you guys know that bc i am not gonna leave you hanging for long
So I'll try to update this eventually, just give me a bit
Chapter 64
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Alexander Cosima
Date: I don't know
Time: I've given up on finding the clock
Details of incident:
Why is Jason suddenly a woman?
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: My coworker is a different gender
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Don't ask me.
Notes:
should i make an alien stage x pjo fic
Chapter 65
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: The best god ever!!!!!!!
Date: I don't care :P
Time: WHO GIVES A [REDACTED]
Details of incident:
Soooo I heard that a certain agent turned into a woman! That was my doing, ehehe
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: admission of "guilt"
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
Lord Aikaterine, as much of an… honor it is that you are here, please stop harassing Jason. And change him back. Please.
Notes:
desperately begging people to read my aika (or aikaterine. i prefer to call him aika) angst PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE hypnotizes you with my pathetic being eyes go read my angst you know you wanna
jokes aside im an attention hog and would like people to read it (it's called "Tell me I am good enough") i am very proud of making my jester twink sad
swings piece of shredded cheese in front of your face come on read it please pretty please
sorry for begging but the fact that there are 0 hits makes me sad for some reason. im really proud of that one too
Chapter 66: hiiiii
Notes:
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Chapter Text
hiii author here :3
i was gonna put a drawing of fem jason here but the image won't load so i can't do that. ugh ao3 this is homophobia /j (i very often call minor inconveniences homophobia as a jome don't mind me) anywayy i wanna know what you guys think juno would have named jason if he were a girl. i personally think it'd be penelope since juno speaks pretty highly of penelope in boo but lemme know your thoughts :) maybe she'd still go for jason without giving a shit about the gender. maybe she'd go for something similar to the name like jayden (ayy that's my name)
anyway next chapter will come whenever i feel like it which hopefully won't be long. im a bit short on ideas. maybe i could do something related to the lore of this au, i think that'd be fun. lemme know what you guys think!
so uhh bye and have a great rest of your 24 hour time period :}
Notes:
hey fun fact most of my pjo fics are in this au (excluding blood and fire and like they were dead stars [i mean. ltwds is technically still in the au but i've abandoned it so does it really count? also i am not typing out that title 85 times what was i thinking with that.]) hopefully i get to motivation to continue the forgotten world bc exactly 3 people have decided it's worth reading and i have to feed those 3 people with my insane ocs and weird handling of jason's chatacter or else i'll feel bad. i like the direction my brain is taking with tfw and i can't wait to finally get to those parts (tfw now has two meanings to me: the forgotten world and that face when. there is a reason for the title but I Don't Care about elaborating!!!!)
this is getting long bye
Chapter Text
Name: Percy Jackson
Date: huh
Time: idk
Details of incident:
why is my mom at camp. wait wrong report form never mind
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: NEVER MIND WRONG FORM
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
What. What camp???? What do you mean wrong form????? FISH BOY ANSWER ME
Notes:
so fun fact this au takes place in a different world i made up ooo cool and i shoved the demigods in there like what i do with the manga in my bookbag. anyway raine has no clue about the camps. she knows about greek and roman demigods and that jason and percy and leo and piper and nico (the group i will lovingly refer to as "the first victims of my fanfiction") are Not From That World :) so yeah
we'll just say that for this report everyone was on earth like normal people and not aliens or astronauts for some reason
trying my hardest to make this work without changing the basic concept of the idea 😀
Chapter 68: apologies i am useless rn
Chapter Text
author has returned because writer's block specifically for this please give me prompts im sorry i can't write
i posted my current draft of missing souls (the story im writing that this au is rooted in) here last night (i might switch counties for school next year and i don't wanna lose my current draft of missing souls so it's going here)
if you see any brainrot in brackets it's bc they're meant to be curses but im writing it on a school chromebook and i either have yet to fix the brainrot or i forgot some while editing,, don't ask how i get on ao3 on a school chromebook it's dark magic (lies it is a kazwire link)
i posted the 5 chapters i have completed so far, so if you like the ocs in this au then you will probably like the story they're supposed to be in :>
uhh anyway i headcanon that jason has a snaggletooth bc why not and i have a snaggletooth myself!! maybe he got his baby tooth knocked out too early when he was little and the adult tooth grew in all wonky man idk i just wanna make him suffer and give him ivan alnst teeth
farewell dear readers i will try to feed you your slop soon
Chapter 69: request from Tide1 :)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: uhhh
Time: idk man
Details of incident:
i got hit in the head again. this is the 75th time can i get a breal
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other:
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
SEVENTY-FIVE TIMES?????????? JASON WHAT ARE YOU DOING hi WHAT do you mean SEVENTY-FIVE TIMES???????? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME MISTER LIGHTBULB
Notes:
haha 69
Chapter 70
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Name: Jason Grace
Date: pain
Time: more pain
Details of incident:
WWHO PROJECTED THEIR PERIOD CRAMPS ONTO Me
Type of incident:
Important Case
Illness
The river happened to look a little too inviting today
Sasha Petalia
Percy Jackson
Getting beaten up by Alexander Cosima
Concussion
Other: OWWWW
Branch Medic: Raine Fushihara
Notes:
To whoever is doing so: Keep it up. This is hilarious.
Notes:
sorry that was me ❤
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