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Just a normal day in the young piglet's family. Jelly toast and eggs were served as breakfast. Everyone was doing their daily routine on this fine Saturday morning...
"WOOO!! THE ALIENS ARE COMING TO ATTACK US! Run while you still can! Whooooshhh!!!" Ian bellowed as he waved his new UFO toy around the living room, disturbing Olivia's contemplation.
Olivia sighs in defeat as she knew this will continue for a while, "Ian..."
"AHH!! OH NO, IT ATTACKED THE PRINCESS!" Ian shouted again as he knocked over Olivia's princess plushie on the floor.
"Rule number 1738, don't try to engage with your brother's antics", Olivia says to the audience, breaking the 4th wall.
Her littlest brother, William, suddenly starts wailing out of nowhere, her parents rushed to tend to the baby.
"There there William..." Her mother, Ashley said.
"Shh shh shh! It's ok!" Her father, Nathan comforted.
"Rule number 99, never become a parent." Olivia concluded.