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Sus Boy Imposter sat at the edge of the classroom. He gazed into the window thinking about Crewmate Good guy and how he's a grown man in an elementary school classroom. “Crewmate Good Guy is so sweet. Yesterday I dropped the formula I was working on Limga and then Crewmate Good Guy picked it up for me,” Sus boy Imposter thought. *sighs* “His eyes were so dreamy, such a beautiful smile.
I couldn't dream of a hotter guy. I wish he liked me, the way I liked him,” he thought. After his daydreaming, Sus boy Imposter decided to head back to the St. Among us balls ship as he climbed aboard the ship he saw Crewmate Good Guy staring at him. Sus Boy Imposter started to blush and look away then he quickly got up and went away to his office when he reached his office he noticed that his usually clean office laboratory was messy and unorganized. Sus Boy Imposter was flabbergasted as to who would do this to his office and not clean up after themselves. :( Sus Boy Imposter checked his shelves and drawers to see if anything was missing and to his surprise nothing was he headed over to his desk he found a note it read in yellow ink. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
“No nobody was around and I hid the body with the other, there's no way?!”Sus Boy Imposter exclaimed. He looked around anxiously, paranoid if someone was watching or listening Piss baby wrote this he wrote everything in yellow,” Sus Boy Imposter thought as he started to clean up his office. Later the next the st Amung us balls took off for an expedition the crew were eating lunch when suddenly. “ATTENTION ALL CREWMATES THERE IS A STOWAWAY OR FELLOW CREWMATE ON THE SHIP WHO IS SUSPECTED TO HAVE KILLED CREWMEMBER 69 THERE BODY WAS FOUND STUFFED CIRCUIT BOX IN THE ELECTRICAL ROOM. THE MESS HAS BEEN CLEANED BUT PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ENTERING THE ELECTRICAL ROOM FOR YOUR OWN SAF-”.was the last thing the loud speaker said before the power went out. *All the of the crew gasped* *BANG* *THUD* The lights came back on Crewmate Piss Baby was dead. Everyone was panicking and screaming and someone noticed that Crewmate Cyan Mid had a gun on their plate. “Quick take Piss Baby to medbay and take Cyan Mid into the ejection room,”ordered Captain Dibs On White. “NO PLEASE IT WASNT ME!”Cyan Mid Cried out as he was dragged away. “Good job crew, the imposter is now caught and exteramated now to get back to work,” Captain Dibs On White stated. “Perfect, my plan worked now that no one suspects me because the only one who knew it was Piss Baby,”he mischievously thinked.
Sus boy Imposter headed back to his lab but he felt something was off, everything was clean it felt like someone was watching him. He cautiously looked around and slowly sat down in his chair. BAM it was one of those trap chairs…
these.
“What's going on!!!” Sus Boy Imposter said. Suddenly from the shadows,“You were wrong Piss Baby did tell someone,”
“No, no it can't be!”
“Thats right its me Crewmate Good Guy,”
Sus boy imposter was shocked, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, betrayed, hurt, brokenhearted, and disappointed “but… I didn't think that…” Sus boy imposter grew quiet. “I'm so glad Piss Baby told me that you were an imposter,” Crewmate Good Guy started. “Now I won't be alone.” Sus boy watched as tears formed in Good Guys eye and got on one need took Sus boys hand and kissed it. “Crewmate Good Guy-”Sus boy started then was interrupted “No, my Name is Bad Boy imposter that's right imposter just like you. We are the same escaped tested lab subjects, wanting to belong, sometimes we slip up a few bodies here and there. I've watched you ever since you were created 23 years ago. Just 4 years after me. These chemical curves, your dreamy eyes. and that transparent pinkish body. If i thought you were hot then them your valcanic now. than they made out got married and lived happily ever after im tired its 3:43am im done