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Lando Norris✔
This guy
[Video description: The quality is slightly grainy, the video is shakey, and small giggles can be heard from behind the camera. Oscar dances around the kitchen of an unknown home as International Love by Pitbull plays from the speakers. Oscar holds a whisk as a microphone as he sings. After around 20 seconds a timer sounds and he pulls a tray out the oven.
"Bam! Not burnt unlike someone's attempt." He makes a pointed look towards the camera before looking back at the cookies. He quickly double takes.
"Wha- Lando! You did not just film that! Oh my god!" His face lights up and his voice pitches higher as he speaks. His quickly moves towards the camera before the video cuts off.]
|↪ Oscar Piastri✔
You are such an ass
|↪ Lando Norris✔
Yeah but I'm funny
| ↪ SKK4life
Uhm what-
| ↪ DUDUDUDUmaxYOURmother
Tell me I'm not the only one who saw that and immediately thought they were having a baking date
| ↪ L3wis&N1c0HR
No cause I think that was everyone's first thought
| ↪ reptviscomingistg
Oscar is so real for that
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Clip from podcast with Hattie Piastri:
Hattie: He was absolutely obsessed with Lando back in the day. Like he watched all his races and knew his entire career by heart.
Interviewer: Oh? How'd he react when they became teammates?
Hattie: He was ecstatic of course, I mean it's the racer he's looked up to for so long. He was so nervous though, he was scared he'd disappoint him and then they'd have a bad relationship and all that. But now look at them! He's posting embarrassing photos of my brother and basically doing my job for me!
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Oscar Piastri✔
@HattiePiastri
Wtf first mom now you
I don't need to be exposed
| ↪ Hattie Piastri✔
Honey everybody and their mother knows about your Lando obsession
| ↪ Oscar Piastri✔
IT IS NOT AN OBSESSION
| ↪ Lando Norris✔
Awww Osc no need to be embarrassed, I'm flattered
| ↪ Oscar Piastri✔
I hate it here
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Hattie Piastri✔
Family dinner!!! Oscar flew in yesterday so ignore him
[Photo descriptions:
All the kids in one selfie clearly on one side of the table.
A .5 photo of each of their parents individually.
Oscar holds a casserole pan covered in tin foil.
Their mom stands over the stove smiling over her shoulder to the camera.
Their youngest sister holds a pan with two pies.
Their middle sister holds a salad bowl.
Their dad holds a cake.
A shoe rack overflowing with shoes.
Oscar asleep with his head on the table next to his plate.]
| ↪ LoganSargethegoat
Ms Piastri coming in with the Yuki merch as always<3
| ↪ Olive Rodriguez
IS THAT A RING ON OSCARS HAND
[Zoomed in screenshot of Oscars hand in the final photo. A light band can be seen on his finger.]
| ↪ SKK4life
HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT OMG OMG OMG
| ↪ reptviscomingistg
Lando wore those shoes 2 weeks ago for media day...
[screenshot of shoe rack, zoomed in to show a specific pair of shoes.]
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Hattie Piastri✔
With the siblings today💕
[Photo descriptions:
Selfie of the Piastri kids gathered around a table. It's decorated with a large spread of food.
Photo of the Piastri girls playing Mario kart.
A medium height chocolate cake.
Mirror selfie of Hattie holding up a dress to her body in a store.
A stray cat meowing at the camera.
Photo of Oscar in the passenger seat text in the corner reads He's not allowed to drive us anymore.
The Piastri kids covered in flour and with batter splattered on their clothes.
A batch of cookies, half are burnt the other half look somewhat edible.
All the Piastri kids cuddled up together asleep on a couch. Their youngest sister asleep across their laps, Hattie is draped half across her. Oscar is in the middle half awake looking at the camera a soft smile on his face. Their middle sister is asleep on Oscar's shoulder.
A photo of the sunset at a beach.
A table covered in food]
| ↪ Olive Rodriguez
What's the empty spot at that table for guys? Hhmmm? Whys there a plate of food??? You got someone there???
| ↪ This is not a bad idea
Is that Lando in the background of the store photo??? If it is why are his arms around Oscar???
| ↪ This is not a bad idea
Omg is that a hand on Oscar's thigh in the car????
| ↪ SKK4life
WTF IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF PIASTRI
| ↪ Rachel Price
Awwww you guys are so adorable
| ↪ Fmeplease
Does that cake say no longer legally bitchless? Wtf
| ↪ Hattie Piastri✔
Yes, in fact it does!
| ↪ reptviscomingistg
Why can't Oscar drive anymore???
| ↪ Hattie Piastri✔
Cause we found a better driver
| ↪ LoagnSargethegoat
So prettyyyyyy omg
| ↪ Ihatewriting
Why is no one mentioning that their sister is wearing a Lando hoodie???
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Max Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
I have been informed that just because im retired doesn't mean I can drop off the face of the earth so here I am alive
Was that good enough @Lando Norris
| ↪ Lando Norris ✔
Yes it was ty Max
But maybe next time you check in share some cute pictures
| ↪ Max Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
This is why Oscars my favorite
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Charles Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
Just ignore my husband everyone hes not supposed to be on twitter
| ↪ Arthur Leclerc ✔
Why not?
i love it when we let Max on twitter
| ↪ Max Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
Yeah i love being on twitter Charlie
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Charles Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
Our son came to visit!
[Photo descriptions:
Oscar and Max are yelling at one another with controllers in their hands, Minecraft is on the tv behind them.
Charles and Oscar covered in soap suds standing in front of the sink.
Max and Oscar folding blueberries into a bowl of batter.]
| ↪ Olive Rodriguez
Everytime i see a post about oscar hes baking something, hes almost as bad as Yuki
| ↪ reptviscomingistg
Its his love language 🥰
| ↪ LoagnSargethegoat
Why is minecraft split into 4 screens???
| ↪ LoagnSargethegoat
And whos the blurry figure on the left of the second photo???
| ↪ Arthur Leclerc ✔
You should send me some of those muffins
| ↪ Oscar Piastri ✔
No
Itll teach you not to be in miami next time we get together
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Logan Sargeant✔️
@Oscar Piastri
Bet my summer break was better than yours
[Photo descriptions:
Arthur and Logan in the pool, Arthur is plastered against Logan's back.
Arthur with a feather boa, large heart sunglasses, and a wide brimmed hat. He makes duck lips at the camera.
Logan sitting on a horse looks at the camera terrified.
A screenshot of a facetime call, arthur and logan on one end wave at oscar and lando on the other end.
A shaky, frankly horrible quality video of Arthur failing to do a cartwheel Logan’s laughter is heard very loudly as the video cuts out.]
| ↪ Arthur Leclerc ✔
To quote my brother
I have never looked so good
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Oscar Piastri✔️
@Logan Sargeant
Uhm don't lie
[Photo descriptions:
Lando and Oscar in a gym selfie. Lando stands slightly behind Oscar, both are smiling towards the phone screen rather than the mirror.
Oscar glaring at the camera and obvious sunburn on his cheeks.
Lando asleep on a pool lounger, his back facing the sun and face turned towards the camera.
A screenshot of a facetime call, arthur and logan on one end wave at oscar and lando on the other end.
A selfie taken by Lando of him and Oscar with whip cream all over their faces.
A golden retriever puppy and a german shepard puppy sit side by side looking up at the camera.
A sunset photo of a gazebo.]
| ↪ Lando Norris ✔
Why couldn't you have posted any of the actually good photos
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This is not a bad idea
Okay so maybe this is far fetched but uhm is 3 time world drivers champion Lando Norris possibly married to 2 time world drivers champion Oscar Piastri? Cause like… Lando is in almost every picture Oscar is in from this summer break… and i know they've been teammates for literally forever but like you know
| ↪SKK4life
Thats so true mannnnn
| ↪ L3wis&N1c0HR
Honestly yeah it's a little strange
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Max Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
I've decided since i'm no longer a terror on track im gonna be a terror on the internet
| ↪ Charles Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
OH GOD WHYD I LET YOU BACK ON
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Max Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
Some never before seen summer break photos
[Photo descriptions:
A selfie taken by Max, he, charles, oscar, and lando stand in front of a large screen tv with just dance on screen. Lando and Max have no shirts on and Charles is in the midst of taking his off. Oscar is the only one fully clothed.
Oscar sits on the floor with Leo, Jimmy, and Sassy sat in his lap or next to him. Lando is kneeled in the corner, his hand rests on Oscar's thigh while the other pets leo.
Lando scrubbing the counters with a plate of blueberry muffins in the corner of the photo.
Charles is asleep draped over Max's back as he talks and pets jimmy.
A low quality video of just dance, Oscar is clearly winning. He laughs as he does the dances, Lando is next to him his movements jerky as he tries to copy the dancer. Charles is laughing as he dances awkwardly and Max is too busy laughing and filming to be dancing.]
| ↪ Charles Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
SEE EVERYONE THIS IS WHY I TOOK AWAY HIS TWITTER
| ↪ Arthur Leclerc ✔
This is awesome i love when you let Max on twitter
| ↪ Lando Norris ✔
I CAN DANCE IM JUST REALLY BAD AT COPYING OTHER PEOPLE CHAT DONT BE MEAN
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Lando Norris✔️
That moment when you have to hop on a plane tomorrow 😔
| ↪ Charles Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
I could be done with this but noooooo
I love my brother and i want to see him race all the time
And my husband has to be on sky sports
Ughhhhhh
| ↪ Max Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
You're on there with me
| ↪ Charles Verstappen-Leclerc✔
Irrelevant
|↪ Oscar Piastri✔
Maybe if you don't go I could just win the championship and you could be done
| ↪ Lando Norris ✔
You know i love you but no
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Oscar Piastri✔️
You know when youre watching a show and there's a broken up couple and they get back together? DON'T GET BACK TOGETHER WITH YOUR EX OH MY GOD
| ↪ Lando Norris ✔
Uhm-
| ↪ Charles Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
Whos gonna tell him
| ↪ Max Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
I vote Lando
| ↪ Lando Norris✔
I vote Logan, this is his job now
| ↪ Logan Sargeant✔
Sigh omg fiiinnnneeeee
|↪ Oscar Piastri✔
Chat i'm fully aware of my hypocrisy
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Oscar Piastri✔️
I hate Mark webber
He's so mean
And for what reason
| ↪ Lando Norris ✔
I hate him too
| ↪ Charles Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
What's he done now
| ↪ Oscar Piastri ✔
He said I can't bring Cheese and Tot to the race next week :(
| ↪ Max Verstappen-Leclerc✔
WTF I LOVE CHEESE AND TOT
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DUDUDUDUmaxYOURmother
Respectfully who tf r cheese and tot???
|↪ Oscar Piastri✔
Tot is the german shepard and Cheese is the golden retriever
[Photo description:
A golden retriever puppy and a german shepard puppy sit side by side looking up at the camera.]
| ↪ L3wis&N1c0HR
OMG THEIR NAMES ARE CHEESE AND TOT I LOVE THAT
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Lando Norris✔️
My fluffy boys 🥰
[Photo descriptions:
Oscar sitting on the floor, Cheese is climbing over him licking his face.
Tot asleep curled into a ball on the edge of Lando’s bed.
Cheese and Tot sitting on the floor, their leashes tangled together on the floor behind them. In the background Oscar can be blurrily seen sitting on the couch under a blanket.
Lando’s hand as he's giving a high five to Tot. Oscar can be seen in the background with Cheese on a leash.]
|↪ Oscar Piastri✔
I swear if youre talking about me too and not just the puppies
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L3wis&N1c0HR
THIS IS NOT A DRILL LANDO IS MARRIED AND OSCAR JUST IMPLIED THAT LANDO CALLS HIM HIS BOY AND THEY HAVE 2 DOGS TOGETHER OH MY GOD
DUDUDUDUmaxYOURmother
I THOUGHT THE GAYS WON WHEN MAX AND CHARLES CAME OUT AFTER THEY RETIRED BUT NOPE WE WIN AGAIN WITH 2 DRIVERS WHO ARENT RETIRED OMG I LOVE MY LIFE
L3wis&N1c0HR
o h m y g o d
I know they haven't like officially come out or released a statement or whatever but omg
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Oscar Piastri✔
Yes we are married. He's the greatest thing to happen to me i love him very much
[Photo descriptions(all from their wedding):
Lando and Oscar stand face to face, their foreheads pressed against one another. They stand in front of a sunset coloring them in golden and pink light.
Oscar is slightly bent forward laughing, he holds a small bouquet of flowers. Lando stands behind him with his arms around his waist, he's slightly bent forward laughing as well.
They sit side by side at a table, Lando looks at the camera confused with cake frosting on his nose. Oscar beside him has his head on the table and is hunched up in laughter.
Everyone on the dancefloor with their hands in the air, there's bright colors illuminating everyone with blue and purple light.]
Lando Norris✔️
He is the best thing to ever be mine❤️❤️❤️
[Photo descriptions(all from their wedding):
Lando and Oscar walk through a funnel of all their guests, charles and max can be seen towards the front of the photo, max is crying and both wear massive smiles.
Lando and Oscar cut the top layer of a 3 layer cake, the cake has black and orange flowers cascading down the side.
Lando and Oscar stand in a circle speaking with Zak Brown and Andrea Stella.
Lando and Oscar having their first dance, Andrea, Max, and both boys families can be seen crying in the background.]
|↪ Oscar Piastri✔
Yes our first dance was to Taylor Swift
| ↪ Max Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
CHAT IM NOT CRYING
| ↪ Charles Verstappen-Leclerc ✔
Yes he was
| ↪ Arthur Leclerc ✔
So proud of you guys❤️
| ↪ Logan Sargeant ✔
I say this reluctantly, you Lando Norris, are an okay brother in law.
| ↪ Lando Norris ✔
HOLY SHIP THANK YOU LOGAN