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Being an adventurer means they get to be in a variety of situations.
And some situations need specific solutions.
If the cave is full of goblins? Use fireball.
If the cave is full of goblins AND survivors? Use holy light to save the humans then roast the goblins.
And what if they're trapped in a closed room in a dungeon?
"You don't use fireball!"
Zhongli looked at his lover in panic.
Unlike him who has experience in dungeons, Tartaglia is a newbie who finally managed to learn a variety of spells and pass the guild test.
This is his first ever mission and it's a bit unlucky they're trapped here.
But Zhongli only now realised, his lover is a pyromaniac.
When they saw a goblin, he used fireball.
When they saw bandits, he used fireball!
And now when they're trapped in a stone room inside a mountain dungeon?
Tartaglia held his staff and smiles at him.
"Honey, i didn't ask if it's okay to do it."
He raised his staff at the wall and smiled.
"I said I cast fireball."
The explosion definitely worked, the dungeon collapsed and they were out.
Zhongli dealt with demons, dragons and even a false deity. None of them scared him as much as his lover.