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Take Down the Bug in Our House!

Summary:

*Eavesdropping on daily conversations between a certain couple who haven’t been together for too long.

*Mentions someone who was the other half of one of the characters in the past — please be aware.

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‘Is Shinichi-kun still on holiday in Hawaii with his parents?’

‘Yeah, he won't be back until a month later, I believe.’

‘So once he's back, you'll have to move out of the Kudo house, right?’

‘Oh, I'm moving out next week. I've already found a place.’

‘What? That soon?’

‘Yeah, no choice… Who was it again that said they couldn't fully relax at home, in fear that the neighbours would hear the noise, and didn’t want to stay at the Kudo house either, claiming that it felt awkward lying in someone else’s bed?’

‘…Shut up… What if Shinichi-kun comes back early?’

‘Doesn't matter; all will be settled by next week anyway. The new place is spacious -much bigger than your cramped flat. Go ahead and make all the noise you want; no one will complain.’

‘…Sorry for being a public security officer living in a cramped flat. Not all of us can afford the luxury you Americans are used to…’

‘Then why not just stop living there and move in with me?’

‘…’

‘Well?’

‘…I have no intention of doing that. It would be discovered.’

‘You're worrying over nothing…’

‘I'm not. By the way, are you stationed in Japan now?’

‘Yeah, sort of.’

‘And FBI just approved it that easily?’

‘Pretty much… my excuse is that my mum has returned to the UK, Shukichi's busy, and I need to take care of Masumi.’

‘But that excuse won't last long, will it? Masumi will be an adult soon.’

‘Then I'll just say I've already got a partner and kid here.’

‘…Even your lies should have a limit…’

‘What, don't you see Haro as your own kid?’

‘That's not what I mean… Wait, that’s not the issue here!’

‘Then maybe you just don’t see yourself as…’

‘Shut up!’

 

‘Don’t worry. We’ll figure something out.’

‘You're so optimistic…’

‘Are you sure you don’t want to move in with me?’

‘…I’ll think about it…’

‘Alright. I’ll wait for you.’

‘…Somehow, I can't trust these words from you...’

‘Huh? What was that?’

‘Nothing…’

 

‘So? Have you decided yet?’

‘…What?! It’s only been ten minutes!’

‘Come on, how long are you going to take?’

‘…You’re so annoying. I’m going home.’