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Martin Plaza was explaining his meatball secret on a lovely december day…. The Sun was shining on the lovely shores of … Sydney where mental as anything were going to do a CRAZY! gig later in their home town heh. bonkers
But who was he explaining his meatball secret to? I hear you ask……
Brian… Timothy… Finn…. Soaking in the lovely sun lowkey oiled up idk i think he would be one of those sun tan freaks
“So you put the stale bread in and like Yano just Bloody mix it up!”
“Martin… Wow…”
Tim looks at his joyful eyes and smiles to himself…. Martin was so kawaii when he was talking about his recipes….
“Do u want to make some metballs sometime Marting?” Tim asks.
“Yes! Omgee. I would love to like totes after our gig tonite haha me and the lads are having this crazy buffet bc Greedy is bringing these big grapes he found in the store. Yeh theyre huge. Crazy. Mental even….”
“Wow yay sounds epic. Ok i gotta blast now but ill meet u tonite 😄’
With that tim Peels his body off the Floor and scampers away!
“That Kiwi is one kooky guy… heh…” Martin says to himself .
LATER THAT NIGHT!
The gig went CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! Greedy started like stripping off on stage idk and someone in the audience had a tomato and threw it at him and he got all upset but its okay bc split enz were in the crowd and they got invited on in the encore and they sang lets twist again together.
Then Midnight oil came out oj stage and also Ummm Whos the orhers one paul Kelly AND LANO AND WOODLEY KISSED IN FRONT OF A PRIDE FLAG it was so cool.
After the show they had the crazy CRAZY buffet but things got a littleeeee bit heated heh!
“Wow u guys that was great!” Noel crombie says scooping up some of greedys really good grapes with a spoon
“Thx noel!” Reg Mombassa said before Beating up a wall with paint on his hands to creatre the new mental as anything album cover
“Wow Reggie thats really good” Greedy walks over with a FAT blunt in his mouth and starts getting Jolly with the lads!
Reg bows and then Runs away to the MEAT table that boy love his Meat .
“I say Greedy, these r the best grapes ive ever had. “ Tim finn Suckles on the grape.
“I know right!” Eddie says, Squeezing the juice onto his Nude body. Not sexually like just really good vibes
greedy Blushes.
“Martin plaza meatball! “ Tim says discovering the meatballs. He takes a big bite as martin plaza walks over.
“Oh my god this tastes like ass🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢”
He Nearly vomits but greedy greets martin before him and he Holds it in.
“Oh hai guys whats the haps!” Martin says holding a big girly cocktail with a little cocktain umbrella and a slice of lemon and a rasbpery .
“Nothin much heh… Brian Timothy was just trying ur meatballs…” Eddie says still nude
“Yah…” Greedy says taking a fat Rip …”He says theyre Bad……”
“Tim…. Is this true?” Martin looks at him with sadness in his Spheres…..
“N-no martin… It was really nice! I was just joshing haha!😅”
Martin looks at him and Smiles bigly and blushes a bit….
“Greedy can u Plz pass the blunt” Eddie says
“Ok pal” Greedy says passing the blunt and reaching for more grapes
“Hey guys…” Reg comes back from beating up the wall. “Look what i got!”
He Puts down big cans of Beer and the whole group go…. mental….. As anyting….. At this point everyone is SO excited to drink that even the rest of split enz are here and the other mental as anything guys idk their names….. Pete and the other one….
“Oh Yessss Wicked!” Nigel says with some cheese in his hand
“Yummers” Says The other one
All of them reach for the beer and go CRAZY for it ….. 2 hours later theyre all GEEKING out and Eating all of the buffet and shiii idk😅
But as the night progresses….. Tim Finn notices his strange feelings towards Martin get steonger……
“Martin …. U know… I was being honest when i said ur meatballs tasted like Dookie…. Im sorry….” He says …. biting into the everlasting grapes…..
“Its ok tim… i know…. i sometimes mix sawdust in there and dont tell any1…..”
“Waow….” He looks at him tenderly…:.
“Tim…. I think…. Im In love with yuo…..”
Tim is taken aback…. No way THE martin plaza of Mental as anything fame and meatball secret was asking HIM out….
“What the heck…. That is so friggen epic….”
Suddenly Greedy interrupts their beautiful moment to announce to everyone that he accidentally peed in the Beer and nobody could drink any more and everyone had to go home.
“Thanks for coming to our gig…” Reginald Mombassa says as he Beats up another wall to paint a love heart…
“Yeh u were epic xx” Noel says
“Mint” Says Neil Finn. This is the only word he has said all night and everyone stands up and gives him a round of applause for this because they were lowkey concerned
“Tim…. U suoukd… Come home with me!” Says martin lovingly….
“And do what!😂Boi;-;”
“Well… I wanted to show you the REAL meatball recipe! Without sawdust!”
“Well… Ok! Why not!” Tim Drools “Ok guys neil can drive the tour bus home bc im going with martin we’re going gambling bc thats like what men do ok u Wouldnt get it.”
Neil drives split enz home but accidentally crashes and kills everyone
In the meantime tim is in the car with martin and they’re having a jolly time . Yay
They arrive to martins Shed and its kinda leaking but its ok bc tim just got an idea for their next hit single.
“Come Inside my Shack.” He Beckons him..
“Oh boy oh boy!!!” He clicks his heels in excitement
He follows Marty Plaza into the shack and it turns out that …..
He…. He……….
Martin Plaza only moved into his shack a few days ago and hes scared of the dark and wanted tim to Sit there and keep him safe….. Wow…. So lovey……Wow
“So theres no meatball secret… You really DO make them with sawdust….” Tim asks
“Yep… it was a lie…. Now… Im ready for my slumber.”
Martin puts on his scrooge ass pajamas w the night cap and candle and tim is like naked idk they dont look bc theyre not gay at all?
“goodnight timmy….” He says as he hops into bed and blows out the candle…
“Goodnight Mart……”
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