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They are a special type of warrior called adventurer-generals, and they are parading to the famous Heptagon Table to plan the first battle of the War against the Gods: invading the former sister village of Caution. Caution has been sabotaging efforts to prepare for their village’s righteous war. When they and their army of thousands are inevitably done with Caution, it will submit and move out of the way. The crowd cheers and throws raw meat, which doesn’t sound like a sign of appreciation but it is in the 7th great reset. They arrive at the Plate of the Valley, an obsidian floor smoothing out the nadir of the ditch. Around it is a moat of lava. In the center, the Heptagon Table sits. The Supreme Leader is sitting opposite from the entrance, and on the table is a model of the village with the largest, most beautiful courtroom ever to be seen. The village of Caution. Surrounding the courtroom are miniature soldiers holding blazing torches.
“Greetings, noble adventurer-generals. We are planning to kill the leader of Caution.”